PORTLANDMARKET At Heilig Theater, Portland, Oregon 15c to 7Sc. FRED DUNDEE CYLINDER GRINDING Motor Car Repairing & Machine Works Portland. Oregon. DO YOU KNOW THAT THE ALDER HOTEL Hotel Alder 285 Alder Street. Portland. Oregon. Will rent you a room for $1.00 per day. or a room with bath for $1.50 to $2.00 per day? Ship Your Cream to MUTUAL CREAM CO "H RY PORTLAND Highest Prices Correct Weights BAB’S RESTAURANT H Portland. Oregon Enter now. Position when competent Catalogue free. IAU THE TAILOR. Suits cleaned, >1.25 We pay return Postage. 104 Fourth St.._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Portland. Ore MONUME NTS—E. M and Pine Sts. Otto Schumann Granite A Marble Works NURSERIES $3.50 NURSERY STOCK Villa Nurseries, R No. 1, Portland. PRODUCE BOUGHT Peerless Produce Co.. 175 Front St. OREGON FLUFF RUG CO. J. H. Lehmann, Prop. 1984 East Stark PYORRHEA DENTISTS Deck and Floor PAINTS ... $325 Send for color card. Order by mail. Mail orders filled same day as received. Smith Long Stevenson 310 Bush A Lane Bldg. TY PE WRITERS— N EW OR REBUILT Rebuilt Typewriter Co.. 304 Oak Street. REALTORS Interstate Land Co., 248 Stark BL SILOS AND WATER TANKS National Tank & Pipe Co., Portland.___ SHEET METAL & RETINNING WORKS Union Avenue Metal Works. 411 Union Ave. The Beebe Company Portland, _ Russellville Nursery, R. F. D. 1. = ARTIFICIAL LIMBS “ Oregon Artificial Li for Catalog. nc. 201 2nd BL, Portland. ACCORDIAN PLEATING “ Knire and box pleating, hemstitching, Cor. 1st. and Wash. Sts. Accurate Tests olmes business college MANF. OF AGATE JEWELRY 15c to »1.25 NIGHTS Hemstitching, Buttons Covered, Plaiting B. P. Sanborn. 143 Alder St. LA Lakin, wholesale, retail. IM Grand Av PAINTS "eons" Sun. Mon, Tues. Four Matinees: Sun. Meo. Toot Wed. MATINEES WE KNOW IT IS GOOD Preservative Please Mention This Paper When Answering These Advertis Three Nights: WE USE IT OURSELVES Oregon A good place to Eat and Live Well. Remarkable 50c luncheon at noon. Open 7 a. m. to 2 a. m., 326 Stark St. 10c yd. Buttons covered. Eastern Novelty Mtg. Co., 85 % Fifth street, Portland._____ BRAZING & WELDING WORKS We sell you a welding outfit and teach ou the business. Portland Brazing A [achine Works, 3rd and Glisan. DIAMONDS A J). - ( . (• I age OZ Don Portland, Oregon Write 23 for prices and market 'conditions on Veal Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc Forty Years in the Same Location. Sixth street opposite The Oregonian and Al­ der street opposite Meir A Frank’s. The Best Eating place in the City. The Finest Coffee and Pastry a Specialty. E L Cafeteria LIBERTY BONDS and UNLISTED HERRIN A RHODES, Inc. STOCKS ON ANY MARKETRailway Exchange Builning, Where Your Money Has Its Pre-War Value NEW PERKINS HOTEL Washington and Fifth Sts., Portland, Oregon Room with Bach Privilege, $1.00 up. Room with Private Bath, $1.60 up. JEWELRY BOUGHT All kinds diamonds and Jewelry bought; name your price. Repairing a specialty. Reiner Jewelry Co., 86 N. Sixth. CLEANING AND DYEING -------—an.------------------------Pruno- Two of the most homelike hotels in Portland, located in the heart of the shopping and theater district All Oregon Electric trains stop at the Seward Hotel, the House of Cheer. Excellent dining room in connection. The Hotel Cor­ nelius, the House of Welcome, is only two short blocks from the Seward. Our brown buses meet all trains. Rates $1.50 and up. W. C. Culbertson, Prop. For reliable Cleaning and Dyeing serv- ice send parcels to ui Wa pay return postage, information and prices given upon request. ENKES CITY DYE WORKS Established 1890 Portland DOORS AND WINDOWS We can sell you Doors, Windows, Roof- Ing, Paint. Glass and Builders* Hardware, direct at wholesale prices. Write for prices before buying. Heacock Saab A Door Co, 212 First St., Portland.__ CfllTRF AND ENLARGED GLANDS; QUI I nt cure yourself, no knife, no drugs, no pain, unique process; external use only; ref­ erences furnished. David M. Fahner, 617 Cham- ber of Commerce bldg., Portland .Oregon. HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING Accordian and Box Pleating. Button and Pleating Shop, 609 Royal Bldg. EMBROIDERING AND PLEATING— Accordion, Side and Sunburst Pleating, Hemstitching, Buttons Covered, Braiding, Chain Stitching, Buttonholes. K. Stephan, 219-20-21 Pittock Block. THE ROMANCE OF WORDS “MRS. GRUNDY. THE VERY BEST TIME to take Doctor Pierce’s Golden Med­ ical Discovery is now, if you feel that "your blood is out of order. Don’t wait until you have to curt disease; it’s easier and better to prevent it. » • With the first blotches or eruption, or the dullness, weari­ ness and depression that are some of the symptoms, you need this tonic. It will rouse organs into healthy action, thoroughly cleanse and repair your system, and build up needed flesh, health, and strength. Druggists sell "Dis- covery” in tablets or liquid. NCE upon a time—and not so very far back, at that— there was a real Mrs. Grundy, the wife of Judge Felix Grundy of Nashville, Tenn. The lady belonged to the best social set of the Southern city and her opinions on good form were highly respected though. In the light of modern usages, they would be considered extremely straight-laced. During the time at which Mrs. Felix Grundy ruled the social set of Nashville it happened that a theatrical company visited the city, presenting a play known as "Speed the Plough.” History does not state whether the piece was humorous or serious, vulgar or refined. In Mrs. Grundy's mind It was enough that It was a dramatic production for the wife of the Judge held that the­ ater-going was a pastime which should not be indulged In by ladies and gentlemen because of the fact that It was frowned upon by the church. By a curi­ ous coincidence, one of the char­ acters of the play was also named Mrs. Grundy and the audience laughed whenever she was mentioned. The connection was later explained to Noah M. Ludlow, manager of the com­ pany, and the name was launched In theatrical parlance as the title of a mythical person who rules the social and moral des­ tinies of a community. After Martin Van Buren’s election to the presidency. Judge Grundy was made attorney gen­ eral of the United States—but his claim to fame Is as nothing when compared to that of his wife. How Gasoline Destroys. The bureau of biological survey says that practically all insect life obtains its supply of oxygen through little holes in the body. When such oily substances as gasoline come in direct contact with these pests it is impossi­ ble for them to breathe, and death shortly ensues. Their Occupation. A little five-year-old miss was visit­ ing in the country, and was sent to the barn, where some men were shearing sheep, to look for her brother. She soon returned without him and said: “He ain’t there; ain't nobody there only some men peelin’ sheep.” Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skin. On rising and retiring gently smear the face with Cuticura Ointment. Wash off Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It is wonderful sometimes what Cuticurs will do for poor Complexions, dandruff, itching and red rough hands.—Adv. (Copyright) HIDES WOOLS A CASCARA BABL We pay highestprices—Write us for quotation. Kahn Bros., 195 Front St LARGEST HOMESELLER ON PACIFIC RAINIER HOTEL Frank L. McGuire. Abington Bldg.______ MACHINERY 128 Nor. Sixth St., Portland, Ore. “Where Very Centrally Located. Convenient to all Depots, and one block from main Postoffice Medium Priced—Among the Best SWOLLEN (Varicose) VEINS Are painful and often dangerous. Our Hand - woven-to-fit Elastic Stockings, Belts and Bandages always give relief. Satisfaction or Money Back. Send for Book and Measure Blank Today. WOODARD, CLARKE & CO. Portland. Woodlark Building PORTLAND. CRB. RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING DEVICES. ware refinished. California Plating Wks., Cor. 2nd and Salmon Sta. SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR "Every­ thing for Be sure to hear the New Brunswick, the Office- Something Entirely Different in PHONOGRAPHS. PISTONS—PISTON PINS—RINGS Cylinder and Crank Shaft Grinding. Auto- motive Machine Work and Welding. COOK A GILL CO.. INC. 11th and Burnside Sts. Phone: Bdwy. 8281 Portland. Ore. miller GEARED-TO-THE ROAD) UNIFORM MILEAGE CORONA The Personal Writing Machine. Weight • lbs Price ISO. 00 case included Fold It Up Take with You; Typewrite Anywhere. E. W. PEASE, 110 Sixth, Portland, Ore. " 7 DR. E. H. EAST JONES LUMBER CO Established 1859. $5.50 each [Electrical Supplies. GRAND ELECTRICAL CO.. PORTLAND. OR “A Moderate Priced Hotel of Merit” HOTEL CLIFFORD East Morrison St, at East Sixth, the Principal East Side Hotel. 5 minutes from Shopping District Four blocks from 8. P East Side Station. AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS New and Second hand Farm machinery and Im plements. P. E. Esbenshade, Portland. ARTIFICIAL TEETH SPEC IA LIST BUTTER FAT BOUGHT Fernwood Dairy pays cash for butterfat. CREAMERY Willamette Dairy, Buyers of Milk, Cream and Eggs. We pay cash, 483 Union Av.N Oregon Creamery for Eggs, Cream 130 2nd CUT FLOWERS & FLORAL DESIGNS Let us figure your next lumber bill. Çlarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison BL DANCING EVERY NOON & EVENING Oriental Cafe. Chlneee-Amerlcan Kitchen Corner Broadway and Wash. PORTLAND Beautify the home with SANITILE floors and drain board. Our MASTIC FLOOR for Canneries, Creameries, Warehouses, etc., is unex­ celled. Samples and prices upon request K. B. Karisen A Co., 462 Burnside St. ENGRAVED WEDDING INVITATIONS Irwin-Hodson, Stationers, Portland, Ore. Oregon Mastic Floor Co., Inc. FLOWERS FOR ANY OCCASION Geo. Bets & Son, 697 Williams A ta ___ ' SOS Chamber of Commerce Building Portland, Ore. Glen Haven Rest Home Electricity BATTLE Hydrotherapy CREEK METHODS Chinese Medicine Co DEFORMITY APPLIANCES FARM LOANS Devereaux Mortgage Ce., 87 (th St FOUNDRY AND" MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th A Madison FOREIGN ESTATES, INHERITANCES, BONDS ANO COLLECTIONS Trans-Atlantic Estates and Credit Co., 219 Chamber of Com. Big. Portland, Or. GARAGES AND AUTO REPAIRING Applied as your physician M A F. Garage, list and Washington Sts directs. Transient patienta Multnomah Hotel Garage, 2d and Ankeny treated. Root and Herb Remedies Commercial Garage, B. 11th and Burnside. IIS EAST TWENTY-EIGHTH STREET 133% First Street Corner of Alder GUARANTEED REBUILT MACHINES Phone East 4222 Portland, Oregon Oregon Typewriter Co., 94- A 6th St Established Twenty Years In [Portland, Oregon TREES ANO PLANTS HARD WOOD FLOORING Eisman Hardwood Floor Co. 18» E Wash Oak-Leaf Hardwood Floor Co., 231 E. cherry and peach trees, loganberry tips, 76th St N.__ Floors electric sanded. plants, currants and other first ROOT AND HERB REMEDIES strawberry class nursery stock at very low prices East Side Hardwood Floor Co., Inc., 410 B. Burnside. ___ _______ _____ while they last. Write us today. Bene­ Give Wonderful Results. dict Nursery Company. 185 E. 87th St. HAVE YOUR EYES EXAMINED ____ A. B Hurwitz, Optometrist 225 First St 162%, First Street Portland, Ore North, Portland, Oregon. C. GEE WOS’ Some Very Old Trees. America’s First Street Railroad. Yew trees grow to a great age. Those at Torentain's abbey, Yorkshire, England, were old In 1132. California has trees thousands of years old in the Mariposa grove, and baobab trees in Africa are over four centuries old. November 26, 1832, the first street railway in America began operation. It was the New York * Harlem road. The line's only car was drawn by one horse and ran from the city hall to Fourteenth street, a distance of a mile and three-quarters. Twenty-two inch switch or transforma­ tion, value $7.00, price $2.45. 400 to 412 Dekum Bldg. WELDING & BRAZING Ing of Bollera and Farming Implementa. 189 Columbia St, Phone Marshall 3944. DENTISTRY—PAINLESS method without after effects. Let us prove it to you. We make X-ray exam­ inations and specialise in first-class dent­ istry at reasonable fees. Dr. A. W. Keene, Dr. E. W. Prehn, Majestic Theatre Bldg., 3511 Washington St., Portland, Oregon. INFORMATION PLUMBING & PLU M BING SUPPLIES —..— — "AO. —- l DEPARTME NT+sYSbifeC.SSFFHE.YAS. Dr. E. C. Rossman, 367 Journal Bldg. AUTOMATIC SEALING VAULT— PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Address C. W. Goodsman, Llnnton, Or. Specialties: Goitres, Diseases of Women BOILER WORKS—New—Repairing and Maternity Office Morgan Building Portland, Oro. East Bide Boiler Wks, East Water A Main BRAZING, WELDING A CUTTING Northwest Welding A Supply Co., 88 1st St CABPET CLEANING, LATINO * BIZING -döm.'rend sledh: 350 Alder St.. Portland, Ore. Leather Leggina, Traveling Bags, Trunks, Portland Leather Co., 226 Washington. PORTLAND RUG CO. Lumber, Lath, Shingles, Mouldings 1672-1674 East 17th Street ‘Send for Catalogue and our easy terms. HYATT TALKING MACHINE CO., ARTLEATHER GOODS Write for folder "G” FLUFF and RAG RUGS a Specialty Plays all records. Prices, $125 to $750 Commercial Information furnished free of charge. Catalogues supplied and com­ mercial Inquiries cheerfully answered. Write any firm belowl Do It nowl Northwest Rug Co. Bast 9580 “MARRY IF LONELY; for resuits, try me; beat and most successful "HOME MAKER"; hundreds rich wish marriage soon; strictly confidential; most reliable; years of experience; description free. "The Successful Club,” Mrs. Ball, Box 566, Oakland, California. PAINTS AND WALL PAPER " Write us for prices. Pioneer Paint Co., Send for free catalog 188 B. Eighth St. Iron or Woodworking Machinery, Logging, Sawmill, Contractors’ Equipment, Loco- motives. Boilers, Engines, Crushers, Rail, Cable, Belting, etc. Burke Machinery Co., 528 Railway Exchange Bldg., Portland, Or. PERSONAL 186 First St, Portland. PLATING NICKEL AND SILVER AUTO REPAIR PARTS Rag Rugs, all sizes. Mall orders prompt Rugs and carpets steam and dry cleaned. Phone or write for price Hat Save solic­ itor's commission. 0 The pleasure of your trip to Port­ land will depend upon the hotel you select Cosy surroundings, moderate rates, and the welcome you find In your own home town, await you at the Multnomah. Alder st West Park We Make Fluff Rugs From Your Old Carpets . Send us your inquiries for anything in = How to Succeed—How to Get Home Comforts Abound” Fitters and Makers for Fifty-fire Years THE GIRL ON THE JOB Large Argentine Province. Ind of e prices. - gladly estimata cost of any job. Write for prices. STARK-DAVIS CO., 188-190 4th St., Portland WANTED—FIR PITCH . Highest We buy Fir Pitch inany quantity. market price. Payment on de- livery. Write for schedule of prices on pitch and equipment. Northwestern Tur- pentIne Co.. 368 East Ninth St.. Portland The Poet Dryden. Those well-known and often quoted lines, “None but the brave deserve the fair," are to be found in an ode which was written by Dryden on the Feast of Alexander in honor of St. Cecelia's day, which occurs three days Later. Good Reason. As a general thing, the reason a woman doesn't encourage her husband to sing to the baby Is because she Is part of the audience.—Dallas News. Foxy Papa. What did the bride’s father do for the happy couple?’ 'He bought their railroad tickets.” "Ah! But the happy pair didn't dircover until after they got on the train that their tick­ ets read only one way.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. Never permit a costive tendency to develop Into a habit; but if the habit exists have recourse at once to Gar­ field Tea.—Adv. Wealth Not Life’s Real Prize. Wealth Is not the real prize of life; it is only a trophy, a symbol and may carry with It no satisfaction; indeed, it does not carry with it genuine, last­ ing satisfaction unless won and em­ ployed fairly, honestly, honorably. = Ahead—How to Make Good = = Jud Tunkins. Jud Tunkins says that it he fol­ lowed all the instructions in the books about how to take care of an automo­ bile and how to take care of a type­ writer, he’d never have time to ride anywhere or write anything. = By JESSIE ROBERTS = Garfield Tea, by purifying the blood, ñiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii; eradicates rheumatism, dyspepsia and RAINY TOMORROW XPERTS are agreed that sooner or later there may be a slump in E financial matters, and that money will be much harder to get than It is now. Salaries may fall, there may again be much unemployment—in short, after a lot of fair weather, rain may be looked for. Are you getting your umbrella and overshoes, metaphorically speaking, for the wet spell! In other words, are you laying aside some of the money you are getting to- day for the time when you find it diffi- cult to make as much? No woman In business or employ­ ment of any kind should spend her en­ tire income. Even with the best of luck there is likely to be a time when money is badly needed, and when a sum In the bank or properly Invested may be really a life saver. A spell of illness, an accident, a sudden responsibility—these things are apt to come to any of us, to all of us. To meet them we need more than the regular sum we make; we need a reserve. And it Is a fatal mistake to spend your entire Income In the full days, simply because you take it for granted that you will always go on making as much as you are now, or even more. You may do so, you may make more for awhile, and again you may not. And If you bave never de­ veloped the habit of saving part of what you make you will be no more secure when your income grows larger, because you will continue to spend it all. It is no use counting on It always being FAIR AND WARMER for you. Make sure that some day it will read, RAIN TOMORROW, and that It will be right. Be prepared. And i espe- cially now, when the world Is In a most upset condition, and when any- thing may happen, make your own future as secure as you may by ' lay- Ing something away each week, and by buying sound Securities when i you have enough laid by to do so. (copyright.) ----------- O----------- Some-girla wear sachet bags and some, adore many chronic ailments.—Adv. Salem.—Twenty house bills passed by the legislature at its special session last January and later vetoed by Gov­ ernor Olcott, and one bill enacted into a law at the regular legislative assem­ bly in 1919 and vetoed by the late Governor Withycombe, will be submit­ ted for the consideration of the 1921 legislature when it convenes here Jan­ uary 10. Eleven of these house bills which met disapproval at the hands of Governor Olcott had for their purpose the designation and location of state highways and post roads, while the remaining nine bills had to do with various subjects of state and county government. Paint Screens With Sponge. Wire screens can be painted more easily and with better results than by the ordinary method of painting with a brush, if the paint is thinned and applied to the screen with an old sponge.—Edward B. Zolle, in Popular Mechanics. Yea, Indeed. It Is too bad that our ancestors did not live long enough to realize how smart we are.—Detroit Journal. Chronic Conslpation is as dangerous as disagreeable. Garfield Tea cures it—Adv. Ozark’s Truthful James. There may be some new fangled method of achieving success that looks good for a time, but we don’t believe any man has ever improved on the old formula of hard work and honesty. —Searcy Citizen. A Record Holder. A small boy, born in a Turkish harem, is said to have 48 stepmothers living. Our office boy, however, Is still undefeated in the matter of recent­ ly defunct grandmothers. — London Punch. Would Change Things Sadly. "It is healthier to be cremated," says an English physician. Maybe so, but for our part we know we should never be the same man again. PERFUMERY Well, they may have their foncy snills — A COPPER-CENT FOR ME ! ‘E Pitallugi, Woman’s Suffrage. The first state to grant full suffrage to women was Colorado, In 1893. How­ ever, the Wyoming territory, In 1869, had enfranchised women. * “nt, for FORD Perm- AaUnlSanent Non-Skid • Chains. $4.00 de- livered. Instantly on and off. Big Sales. Box D A, Plants- ville, Conn. The province of Entre Rios, Ar- Nothing, since the passing of the gentina, has an area of 29,241 square hoopskirt, is harder to get perma- ------ o------ miles, or a little greater than the com­ ently thrown away than old phono­ Burglar-Proof Safe. bined area of the three states of graph records. Ability to resist the most potent Massachusetts, New Jersey and Mary­ cutting tool so far known, the acety­ lene torch, is the remarkable charac­ land. a. v. p.16.39 teristic of a burglar-proof alloy now Are im Kalme«! being used for lining bank vaults and Obeys Natural Law. safes, says Popular Mechanics Maga- Yea, Verily. ---- For Your Skin ------ Jud Tunkins says the men who is A top or any other spinning body, zine. In an officiai test, a four-Inch There is much conflict between the always most willin’ to speak right out if under no restraint, will gradually plate of the material showed only a small bole, two and one-eighth inches turn on its axis and point to the pole law and the profits.—Norfolk Virgini- In meeting is seldom the one who has Seeg 25e, Ointment 2$ and Ms. Tales 256 deep, after nearly four hours’ work an Pilot. anything Interesting to say. star. with a cutting flame. No Soap Better BEHNKEWALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE Than Cuticura No. 2, 1921