The Hermiston herald. (Hermiston, Or.) 19??-1984, January 07, 1921, Image 6

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    New System
HIGHER IDEA IN CHIVALRY
A new zoning system is planned for
the State Livestock Sanitary Board’s
future work. .It is planned to divide
the state Into three zones and have
an assistant veterinarian in charge
of each. One veterinarian would be
stationed at Bend, covering all of the
range territory in Eastern Oregon or
that east of the Cascade Divide; one
to be stationed at Portland covering
all of the counties north, including
Lincoln, Polk and Marion; one to be
located at Eugene, covering all the
territory in Western Oregon, south of
the before mentioned counties. Each
TYPEWRITER Ribbons and carbon
veterinarian will be presumed to look
paper for sale at the Herald.
after the dairy emergency work as
The Herald, your home paper..
may come up.
Lover of Today is tho Man Who Can
Make Little Sacrifices for
His Adorad Ona.
When the feminists prepare a primer
for the propagation of the new Idea
in chivalry Sir Walter Raleigh will not
be shown spreading a red velvet cape
before the queen with hair and tem­
per to match.
He will be depicted
robed In a bungalow apron, washing
the dishes for a spouse not recorded
in history, but who must be injected
Into the scene to offset the pernicious
Elisabethan stuff.
Wonderful lovers are fine in roman-
tic fiction, but when it comes to life
In a Harlem flat or a Greenwich vil­
lage studio, Mary Fisher Torrance,
magazine writer, humorist, suffrage
leader and Barnard graduate, roots
for the busband who breaks down tra­
ditional labor leagues and performs
the nocturnal china ablutions, says the
Sun and New York Herald.
“Any right-minded man who marries
a college girl or a woman in the pro­
fessions knows that she cannot en­
thuse over scouring the kitchen sink
any more than he could, and that she
cun get no more inspiration than he
can from cleaning the gas range.
“It is Just dirty, grubby, disagree­
able work, and when sometimes In
these days of servant rebellion help
cannot be procured at any price it be­
hooves the husband to pitch in and
go 50-50 by getting the pesky little
routine tasks out of the way as
soon as possible,” said Mrs. Torrance.
“To me the higher expression of
chivalry is a man’s performance of
the dull, disagreeable chores, which
every one of us wants to shirk, but
which he does to eave a woman from
doing them.
And It Is the better
class, educated, cultivated man who
Is the first to do those things for hit
wife when she is without help.”
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Your Silent Salesman
YOUR Stationery is
your silent sales­
man. Business men
and business institu­
tions form opinions
about you and your
business from the ap-
pearance of your sta­
tionery.
Good stationery,
well printed, com-
mands attention; de-
mands respect.
“Gentlemen" of That Ancient Country
Evidently Have Revised Their
Opinion About Labor.
Gas From Straw.
A gas derived from the destructive
distillation of straw is being produced
on a small scale at the experimental
farm of the United States Department
of Agriculture at Arlington, Va., says
the Journal of Industrial and Engi­
neering Chemistry in a recent article.
This gas has been used for motor
fuel, for cooking and illuminating pur-
poses, but Its commercial value has
not yet been determined. The office
of development work of the bureau of
chemistry Is now making a series of
tests upon it.
Fifty pounds of straw will produce
about 800 cubic feet of gas, and tho
problem of liquefying or condensing
the gas In order to enable It to be used
practically as a motor fuel is now In
process of solution.
Several valuable by-products are ob­
tained during the manufacture of tho
gas.
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This Space Belongs to the
HERMISTON AUTO CO
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TIMES CHANGING IN CHINA
A sign of the times from China. At
Canton Christian college there are Chi­
nese gentlemen—"gentlemen,” says a
writer In Asia, "of a class that for­
merly considered work with the hands
degrading”—taking care of and study­
ing a model herd of water-buffaloes.
If they were capable of such an emo­
tion the situation would probably sur­
prise the water-buffaloes, for long as
water-buffaloes have been a common­
place factor In Chinese agriculture,
and their wide horns and clumsy fig­
ures almost inevitable In a southern
China landscape, they have never be­
fore been "studied" in an agricultural
school, to say nothing of being studied
by gentlemen.
But the Chinese gentlemen of the
present, or at any rate some of them,
are interested In the future of, China,
and as that future must necessarily
be agricultural, these particular gen­
tlemen are interested in improving the
water-buffalo. His temper is probably
acceptable enough as it is, for, al­
though cross with strangers, the wa­
ter-buffalo is gentle with those he
knows. A small boy, sitting on his
back and sometimes playing a flute,
controls him easily, and whoever has
seen the creature dragging plow or
harrow through the swampy rice fields
will probably agree that “water-buf­
falo" is a proper name for him.—Chris­
tian Scienee Monitor.
WATCH for Editorial
Review of conditions
concerning economic
problems that con­
cern us all.
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NOTE—The editor has had the pleasure -of reading
several of the editorials that will appear in this ad, and
those who read them every week will be well repaid.
Herald Printing
Is Quality Printing
Painless Parker
The Famous Dentist
COMMANDS ATTENTION; DEMANDS RESPECT
eople
Telephone Rates and the
Decline in Prices
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The Telephone Company has asked its patrons in Oregon to pay more for their
telephone
service.
It has placed the facts and figures of the situation before the Public Service Commission for their in­
vestigation and verification.
755 Main Street, Pendleton
the aggregate will permit the Company to properly maintain and develop its service.
We have shown the Commission that we are operating at a loss.
our earnings.
twenty-eight offices,
■nd all my associ­
ates in these offices
have been taught
how to practice
painless dentistry
as well as I can do
it myself. We have
fixed up the teeth
of over a million
people, and call our
way of practicing
“the E. R. Parker System.”
If your teeth are bothering
you, and you want them put
in good shape without hurt­
ing and without pay­
ing a fancy price, come
to our nearest office,
which you will find
located at
The increases will not amount to much to individual subscribers, but
Our expenses are greater than
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The owners of the property are receiving nothing from their Oregon investment and
the interest due on debts which should properly be borne by the Oregon properties are not being paid
from Oregon receipts.
pany was disputed or disproved.
The only material contention made was that Increases were perhaps
inopportune in view of the apparent decline in general commodity prices.
The Company is asking for a reasonable return upon its existing investment, without regard to the
uncertainties of the future.
The Company files periodical reports of its operations with public author­
y 1921 v
/ DIAMOND^
QUALITY
SEED
ities and its future investments will be the subject of constant consideration and future adjustments,
• if necessary.
Salaries and wages make up 72 per cent of our current expenses.
duced and do not think they should
We hope they will not be re­
and
bo.
In the five years 1916-1920 inclusive, we have increased the wages of our plant people $307,000.
Our traffic (operating) employees $681,000.00, commercial employees, $98,000.00,
a
total of $1,086,-
Planters
Put your land to work for profit
000 per annum.
Efficient and contented employees mean good service.
Accidents Late In the Day.
Dr. E Guth of Berlin proves by
statistics In the Zentralblatt fuer
Gewerbehygiene, that accidents occur
more frequently tn the last working
hours, being also of a more serious
nature. Considering this Increase In
accidents, and the decrease In work
done during the last working hours, ■
he concludes that not only workmen. |
but also employers have Interest in re­
ducing the number of working hours
living
a hundred miles
or more away
come to my offices
to have their teeth
fixed up. I make it
a rule that those
from ■ distance
shall be waited
upon immediately
and their work be
completed first, so
they can go back home as
soon as possible.
Years ago I discovered how
to extract and fix teeth with­
out hurting, and was so
successful that people
called me “Painless”
Parker. My practice has
grown until I now have
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At the hearing before the Public Service Commission not a fact or figure presented by the Com­
Doctors for Bees.
When a honey bee staggers around
holding his head and staring despond­
ently Into space he may be suffering
from Influenza, dementia precox or any
one of a dosen other physical and men­
tal disorders. At any rate he needs
quick medical attention. He Is getting
It In the honey-producing regions of
Manitoba. Canada. Bee experts say
that the province will pour a river of
honey on the world's pancakes this
year and that the big production Is
due almost entirely to the elimination
of bee diseases. Last year’s average
of approximately 65 pounds to the hive
Is expected to be materially Increased
by the hundreds of large apiaries scat­
tered throughout the province.—Brook­
lyn Eagle.
“Git up and git” and a lot of grit
Are the things that label a man as
•’fit.”
There’s a shadow here and a dark
place there.
But you’ll find the sunshine is every­
where
If you look for It. Chirp up! Elate!
Rub the word "Pessimist" off your
slate;
Meet the knocks with a grin, but
never give in.
And sooner or later, you're bound
to win.
—"Sapper’s Ink
It is their due and our desire that their
compensation be equal to that paid in other lines of business activity.
Adequate servies la dependent upon adequate rates.
The Pacific Telephone and Telegraph Co.
You can’t afford to tie up your land or spend
time and labor on any but the best stock. Order
Diamond Quality stock and be sure of getting the
finest strains and the right varieties for your
purpose. Get the Diamond Quality Catalog in
your possession as quickly as you can. It will
pay you!
Ask for Catalog No. H-20