THE
HERMISTON
HERALD,
HERMISTON,
OREGON.
NED SLAVE OF CUSTOM
LODGE DIRECTORY
i Housewife was "Set" in Her
7. and Nothing Was Going to
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Change Her.
ESTHER CHAPTER No. 101, o. e . s
Q ueen
meets second Tuesday evening of each monti
elcome.
Emma S. Johnson, W. M.
Kathryn L. Garner. Sec.
. man in an Augusta car seat talk-
* to another man who appears to be
HERMISTON LODGE no . 138, a . r. a a . m .
11 meets in Masonic Hall on First Tuesday
evening of each month. Visiting brethren wel-
friend ■
“persistent!
some more.
Say, my wife is that
She is the most tena-
s to habit of any person I ever
Once that woman has become
ieted to a habit there’s no break-
her. Honest, I think that If my
, should ever by accident start
aping with the wrong end of a
I she'd never sweep any other
and no law of heaven and earth
d change her habit.”
■Some persistent. I'll say,” agreed
«INEYARD LODGE NO. 206, L O. O. F.
V meets each Monday evening in Odd Fellows
hall. Visiting members cordially invited.
W. H Longhorn. See.
D R.C. O. W A INSCOTI
Office over First National Bank
OFFICE HOURS:
10 to It a. m.; 2 to 5 p. m., and by appointment
VETERINARY SURGEON
House Phone 283
Office in Hotel Oregon
Office Hours:
*
10 to 12; 2 to 4; 7 to 8.
Phone 551
When the train came
in back in 910
«et Child Remembered Only Too
Well Remark That Her Mother
Had Let Drop.
EN years ago you might
have seen one or two
automobiles waiting outside
the station, when the weather
was pleasant.
T
Cousin Robert from the country, had
me to dinner, and little Ethel had
n allowed to sit up as a great treat,
low, Ethel is one of those children
meets nowadays who hear a great
1 too much for their years, and
eover, who don’t believe in the
Ing about children not being heard,
i can’t stay near dear little Ethel
thout hearing quite a lot.
Which all gets on with the story of
e night when Cousin Robert came to
pper.
“Do have another helping of the pot-
, Robert !” said Ethel's mother, aft-
Robert had already caused two
itefuls to disappear.
‘Well, Cousin Mary, I think I will,
ce you are so pressing.” replied the
Select your fir— ad-
cording to the road*
they havo to travel:
In sandy or hilly coun
try, wherever the going
is apt to be heavy—The
U. S. Nobby.
For ordinary country
road*—The U. S. Chain
or Usco.
For front wheels —
The U. S. Plain.
For beat resulti —
eeerywhere-XJ.B. Royal
Cords.
You win, mother !" exclaimed Ethel
denly ; and mother, caught nap-
g, turned to her with a smile and
ed :
Win, dear?”
Yes, I heard you say to father this
ning that you bet a dollar that
sin Robert behaved like a pig!”
individual Airplanes.
or not the average citizen
comes the idea of Individual air-
ies jaunting about in the air over
head, the Inventors are busy
igh trying to Invent them. Sev-
I small planes are already more or
on the way to such use In Eng-
I. Italy and France. One reads of
nes already perfected, and that
"II and light, and capable of being
d at low speed, they are just the
tor flitting about the country,
one club to another.” Italy is
to have produced the smallest, a
ane only 11% feet wide, and re-
ng for Its operation “about as
i skill as the attachment of a
ar to a motorcycle." Seeing,
the adage, is believing; and the
itrian who takes scant pleasure in
notion of a gentleman flitting
it the country from one club to
ther may well wonder how soon
will have to believe In them.
nether
Nothing There.
efore the consolidation I held an
ney for one of the old express com-
ies. One day several patrons were
the office when the superintendent
two other officials of the company
e In unexpectedly. A woman had
asked for a package, and evident-
* unexpected visit of the officials
ered me, for, after looking over
on-hand register and not finding
hing listed for her, I returned to
counter, took down the receiver
1 the telephone, and said : "Hello,
is nothing here for you."
My
mer was standing right near the
"one, and every one laughed.—
60 Tribune.
Today the square is crowd
ed with them. And most of
the cars you generally see
there are moderate-price cars.
we
Man, ye ken A m teetotal,
"few— A cigar, then.
"IA dinna smoke.
Oh. do something reckless
megher my firm is paying all the
"eWeel.
"leaned
A think All ha’e my
here then '—The By
DR. FRANCIS P. ADAMS
Physician and Surgeon
OFFICE PHONE. 92
RESIDENCE PHONE. 696
Office Hours: 9 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 5:80 p. m.
Day or night calls answered promptly
DR. W. W. ILLSLEY
Osteopathy
Medicine
Surgery
PHONE 711
Office at Residence all Hours
There is one tire, at least,
that makes no distinction
between small cars and large
cars so far as quality is con
cerned—the U. S. Tire.
DENTISTRY
Hermiston. Oregon
Office, Bark Bldg.
Office Phone, 93
Residence Phone 32
MODERN
DENTISTRY
Office Hours: 9 A. M. to 6 P M.
743 Main St.
Phone 507
Dr. A. M. SIMMONS
EYESIGHT SPECIALIST
Pendleton, Oregon
Penland Building
Anybody who tells you that
owners of moderate-price
cars are not interested in the
quality of their tires has
never met very many of
them.
Office Hours
T hos . C. O hmart
Every U. S. Tire is just
like every other in quality
—the best its builders know
how to build.
Whatever the size of your
car, the service you get out
of U. S. Tires is the same.
It isn’t the car, but the man
who owns the car, that sets
the standard to which U. S.
tires are made.
Over Tallman Drug Store
D OPTICIAN
G lasses GROUND to FIT YOUR EYES
lenses D uplicated on S hort NOTICE
AMERICAN NATL.BANK BUILDING,
Phone 609
PENDLETON
Chiropractie Relieves Where Other Methods Fai
I use the Latest Painless Methods
Dr. LORETTA H. STARBA
CHIROPRACTOR
GIL CORD-NOBBY-CHAIN-USCO-PLAII
We come in contact with
the small car owner every
day and we have found that
he is just as much interested
as the big car owner.
Not Drugs. Not Surgery. Not Osteopathy
House Address 703 E. Webb St.
Office 103 W. Webb St. Phone 583 Pendleton. Oro.
We feel the same way
about it That’s why we
represent U. S. Tires in this
community.
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ELECTRIC FIXTURES =
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AND APPLIANCES
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United States Tires
TRANSFER
LONG AND
SHORT HAULS
PHONE 192
Leave orders at
Hermiston Auto Company
ELLIOTTS TIRE SHOP
Phone Your Orders
for all kinds of
Transfer Work
Stand al Siaeal’*. Phone 262
IF ANYONE HAS
Killed a pig ′
Shot his wife
Got married
Borrowed a stamp
Made a speech
Joined the army
Robbed a bank
Bought a Ford
Lost his wallet
Gone fishing
Broke his neck
Committed suicide
Shot a cat
Bought a house
Been away
Come back home
Moved his office
Got rich
Taken a vacation
Been In a fight
Got licked
Has no oil stock
It’s news
We are ready at any time to go any
where or haul anything.
RESURRECTION IN 1925
The City Transfer
Hear
W. B. BEASLEY
Pastor M. L Herr of New York
August 7th at 8 P. M.
Tonnage Counts
Millions Now Living Will Never Die
70,300 pounds
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Scripture Teachings Concerning the
Return of Our Loved Ones from Death
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Send it to the Herald.
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CHARLES RAY’S APPEAL
IS TO TOUR HEART
Charles Ray. who will be seen in
"The Clodhopper," a Triangle pro
duction. at the Auditorium, on Wed
nesday, August 4th. has the distinc
tion of never having appeared in pho
toplays containing a vampire, mur
der, or sex theme since he has been
raised to stardom. Ray always takes
the part of a clean wholesome Amer-
Phone 404
in Mack’s Hall
All Seats Free
That was a pretty good
had; shall we have a drink
Hermiston. Ore.
DR. R. G. GALE
HEL’S MEMORY WAS GOOD
t is apparent, say specialists, that
pressed peanut oil is winning for
′ a place on the American table,
lified by Its flavor, nutritive value
digestibility.
W. S. Casady. N.G.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
• other.
■You bet,” said the first speaker,
-hy, here last summer I put a bay
dow on the front room of our
ise. There was a week while we
re doing it that the whole end of
, house was open as a hay field in
gust; there wasn’t a single thing
prevent man or animal entering our
ise at any hour of daylight or dark-
jt Fact! But what do you think;
couldn’t make my wife understand
it It was, under those conditions, a
ste of time to lock the doors. Every
ht and every time she went down-
cet she made a complete circuit of
. house, carefully locking doors and
idows, so's to keep the wicked folks
t,“—Kennebec Journal.
Peanut Oil Gaining Favor.
he production of peanut oil, includ-
both the cold-pressed and the hot-
”ed. In the United States has in-
ised from 454,000 pounds in 1912 to
84,000 pounds in 1918, an increase
more than 21,000 per cent. The Im-
tation of peanut oil increased from
26,000 pounds in 1912 to 68,466,000
inds In 1918. Practically all the Im-
ted peanut oil is hot-pressed. Com-
te statistics for 1919 are not yet
diable.
A. W. Prann, W. M
c. w. Kellogg. Secy.
feels a desire to warn him.
His ap- j "His Own Home Town.”
lean lad. such as the average person
peral is to the heart and it is an ap-
knows by the score.
|
It is the
unsophystication
of pea I that knows no resisting.
The High School movie boy’s and
Charles Ray which appeals to the
audience.
He arouses sympathy In girl's are fortunate In securing two
elever Ray pictures. The one men-
the outsider who knows that this ac
tor is heading for some trap and one tioned above and the great success,
Both plc
tures are among the best that thir
talented star has produced, and roe
ord breaking houses should attend
bath pigtures.
"His
own
Home
Town" is booked for Saturday. July
31.
ORON 0.
FELTHOUSE
Baled Hay Hauling
a Specialty
Phone 404