HERALD,
" 11E HERMISTON
Jimmy Todd is again with us, and
he says to stay. too. No more "Gob”
for him now that Uncle Sam is no
longer in a scrap.
Are you a bank depositor?
John
The First National Bank
Waldo,
brother-in-law
Capital & Surplus $30,000
Here you can buy
Nearly every needful household article that is used in
the family kitchen. Come in and see our choice line of Alu
minum ware. Here you will also find the best of underwear,
a fine line of millinery, and toilet articles of every descrip
tion to choose from. We have Angorian knittihg and cro
chet cotton, buttons in all sizes, fancy and plain chinware, etc.
VARIETY STORE
DA VEECTRA LOAN
ANEEN
ieoosharpin Macks
ESTHER CHAPTER No. 101, O. E. S .
12 meets second Tuesday evening of each month
I use’ for teenk dat anny man
Could be da gooda ’Merican,
No ma tira where upon dees earth
Ees com’ da landa for hees birth,
HERMISTON LODGE NO. 138. A. F. * A. M.. So long he speak, w’en he ees here,
[ meets in Masonic Hall on First Tuesday Enough Inglaice so he can cheer
ivening of each month. Visiting brethren wel- And joosta wave hees hat an’ say:
me.
ar J. h . Young, w. m . "Da redda. whita, blue, hooray!”
H K. Dean. Secy.
i use’ for teenk eet ees enough
VINEYARD LODGE NO. 206, I. O. O F.
you could Joosta maka bluff;
Ef
IV meets each Saturday evening in Odd Fellows
Pretand to love your fellow-man —
kail Visiting members cordially invited.
W.R. Longhorn, Sec.
R. W. Sprague. N.G. But also skeen heem all you can.
Eet mak’ no odds how mooch you He
PROFESSIONAL CARDS So longa, w’en da flag go by.
You joosta leeft your hat an’ say:
"Da redda, whlta, blue, nooray!”
DR. R. G. GALE
But dat was wrong. My head was bone!
Physician and Surgeon
For now w’en com’s dees Veectra Loan
Rooms 1 and 2 Bank Bldg.
I see how mooch eet mean to me.
Office Hours:
Phone 551
I 10 to 12; 2 to 4; 7 to 8.
An’ all men here an’ ovra sea.
An’ no one here, not anny man.
DR. FRANCIS P. ADAMS Can be da gooda ‘Merican
On less he mak’ hees money say:
Physician and Surgeon
"Da redda, whlta, blue, hooray!"
OFFICE PHONE, 92
I
RESIDENCE PHONE. 182
—T. A. DALY.
veICOIC: s
2 ÄJÄÄ”
Kathryn L. Gamer. Sec.
Office Hours: 9 to 12 a. m.; 2 to 5:30 p. m.
I
Day or night calls answered promptly
DR. W. W. ILLSLEY
Osteopathic Physician
and Surgeon
Then and Now.
PHONE 3122
Office at Residence all Hours
F. V. PRIME
DENTIST
Hermiston. Oregon
ffice. Bank Bldg.
Office Phone, 93
Residence Phone 32
War Sr.vlngs Stamps are the best
remedy for an over worked bank ac-
count.
Office Hours:
8 a. m. to 5 p. m.
“Charley, dear," said young Mrs.
Torkins, “do you remember when you
used to stand outdoors and serenade
me?"
“Yes. What reminds you of it?
The way T now have to stand on the
front doorstep and holler for the latch-
key?"
A Mistake.
Relieves Where Other Methods Fail
1 use the Latest Painless Methods
Chiropractic
Dr. LORETTA H. STARBA
CHIROPRACTOR
Not Drugs.
Not Surgery.
Not Osteopathy
House Address 703 E. Webb St.
Office 103 W. Webb St. Phone 583 Pendleton. Ore
J. A. PEED
VETERINARY SURGEON
Office Phone 464
House Phone 283
Office in old Reading Room
“Poor thing! She labors under the
hallucination that she Is the queen
of Sheba.”
“Whoever told you so must be mis
taken. Even in her crazy moments
she would never dream of imagining
herself somebody who went to another
person to learn wisdom.”
His Training.
“A ship’s chaplain ought to make a
good aviator.”
"Why ought he?"
"Because he’s already a sky pilot.”
A TAME LOVER.
Jacob L Stork
8
Blacksmith
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nesday on a visit to the
home in Oregon City. Ore.
parental
The large alfalfa mill of the C. S.
McNaught Co. is this week emanci-
pating from its dull coat of red to a
more brilliant and pleasing hue un-
der the artistic paint brush of H. A.
McKeen, general foreman of the con-
certi.
A. W. Agnew has received a quant
ity of registration and transfer
blanks from the American Jersey
Cattle Club, which are for free dis
tribution among the breeders of pure
bred Jerseys. These can be obtained
from C. M. Jackson. H. M. Sommerer,
or A. W. Agnew.
W. H. Warner, after a three
months' visit at the home of his son,
Attorney W. J. Warner, has depart-
ed for California to visit another son
residing in Los Angeles before re-
turning to his home in Springville.
N. Y.
HOME PHONE 42-F15
Stand 9 a. m. to 3 p. m. at
Hermiston Anto Co.
PHONE 571
r. L. HALI
L. D. and Phil L. Lay were Pen
dleton visitors Wednesday. They re
port a very heavy sale of new and
second hand cars in that section. The
more popular makes of cars arc en
tirely out of stock with chances very
uncertain when the orders could be
filled. Lays’ Garage was able to get
the promise of only one Chevrolet
out of the next shipment.
_
K SHOTWELL
Hermiston, Oregon
Jack—She refused me point blank.
Fred—Did she give any reason?
Jack—Yes; she said I didn't look
half as eager and interested when,
proposed as I did when rus hing the
puck down the Ice in the hockey same-
Reflections at Forty.
Age teaches many things, by J'n,L
'Tie just immense.
...
Ana every now and then I think
I’m getting sense.
A special meeting of Hermiston
Grange is called for Wednesday. May
14, at 8:30 o'clock In the Hermiston
Library room. The purpose of the
meeting is to elect an executive com
mittee, receive members and vote on
candidates. A full attendance Is de
sired.
R. C. Canfield. Master.
Kerogas Oil Stoves.
Sappers' Inc.
Mrs. Fusserly (testily)— shall not or car load. Leathers.
go to that butcher shop again. Why.
the impudent thing gave me " Paine
Call For Warrants
Fusserly— Don't be too sure, my
dear; he's probably included It In hl»
Notice is hereby given that district
No. 14, Umatilla County, Oregon,
bill.
Doubt of IL
“Did you hear anything of a
lobster
famine?”
J.L. VAUGHAN
“No; the gold brick schemes serm
' to be prospering as usual."
Phone 133
school warrants Numbers 1836 io
1902, inclusive, will be paid upon
presentation to me. Interest ceases
from date of this publical ion. May
in. 1919.
R. C. Todd
ELECTRIC FIXTURES
AND APPLIANCES
See us for mowers, rakes and parts no matter for what make of mach
ine.
HAVE YOU LOOKED OVER OUR NEW HARDWARE STOCK ?
PHONE
PHONE
192
192
We have just received two carloads of Ford Automobiles, and those
who contemplate purchasing had better come at once and
make
their
selections as they arc certain not to last long.
Oregon Jerseys Score Again
Geo. E Cressy, president of the lo
cal Jersey Breeders’ Association, is
in receipt of the following letter
from R. L. Burkhardt of Albany,
Oregon, secretary-treasurer of the
Oregon Jersey Cattle Club:
"You are no doubt aware of the
fact that Oregon Jerseys again have
demonstrated the fact that they stand
at the top. The latest event is the
phenomenal records made by the
cows Vive La France and Old Man's
Darling 2nd owned by Pickard Bros,
of Marion, Oregon. On March 24th
Vive La France finished her magni-
ficient year’s work which made her
champion cow of the breed with
many other trophies to her credit.
Her stable mate. Old Man’s Darling
2nd. finished just a month previous
a record which gave her the cham
pionship in the junior four year old
class. The jerseys of Oregon have
brought many other trophies of the
American Jersey Cattle Club to this
state.
“The Oregon Jersey Cattle Club
has decided to hold a Jubilee May
20 to 24. inclusive, commemorating
this wonderful work of the Jersey
cow. This Jubilee is to start in Port-
land with a program for the first
day. The rest of the time is to be
spent in an automobile tour visiting
as many of the Jersey herds in the
Willamette Valley as possible.
"You are Invited and urged to
come, bring your family, get your
machine into the procession as wc
expect to have at least one hundred
in line at all times."
For Sale- Baled hay by the bale
J.
Wc Carry A Complete Stock Of Parts For Johnston As Well As Ex
tras For The Other Makes Of Mowers In Use On The Project.
Mr. and Mrs. Arlie Winter arriv-
ed Wednesday overland from Fresno,
Calif., in their Chevrolet car on a
trip through a few of the western
states. Mrs. Winter is a niece of
Mrs.
Belscamper, and they are
spending the week as guests at the
Belscamper home east of town.
Special Meeting
Satisfaction Our Policy
The names of these new owners of the Johnston goods will be glad
ly given to prospective users of alfaifa machinery, if they would wish to
know those who have decided the Johnston as the best.
We are also glad to refer prospective customers to those who pur
chased these wonderful machines last year.
Hermiston Auto Co
PIONEER
Barber Shop
Established in Year One of
Our Project
Phone Your Orders
for all kinds of
Stand at Siscel’s. Phone 262
Hot and Cold
SHOWER BATHS
The City Transfer
W. B. BEASLEY
A. W. THOMAS. Prop.
Clean and Sanitary
Transfer Work
We are ready at any time to go any
where or haul anything.
BATHS IN CONNECTION
BARBER SHOP
wm . si i a ar
Notice
on Short Notice.
ALL KINDS OF HAULING
Since last issue of the Hermiston Herald we have sold the following
Johnston Mowers und Rakes: 10 No. 14 Johnston Special Alfalfa Mow-
ers, 7 Johnston 10 foot Rakes.
Stated Communication of Queen
Esther Chapter, O. E. S„ will be held
next Tuesday evening. By order
Worthy Matron.
Shop located on Hurlburt Avenue
between First and Second Sts.
Transfer and Dray
SOLD
of
Philip Baars, proprietor of Baars'
Garage on the West side, left Wed
of Hermiston
lodge DIRECTORY
OREGON.
LOCAL BRIEFS
A Bank Account is a cure for worry
MACK’S
HERMISTON,
Clerk District No. 14.
BUTTER
WRAPPERS— WE
SELL THEM ALL PRINTED.
Kerogas Oil Stoves.
Sat pers’ Inc.
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E WISH all our customers who
are in the market for a new
car this summer to call and place their
order as we otherwise will not be able
to supply their wants