Vol. XIII.
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No. 26
SUPPLEMENT TO THE HERMISTON HERALD
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: LOCAL BRIEFS ¿
Admission prices for the matinee are fixed
at 25 and 50 cents and for the evening shows
50 cents straight.
Fat Man (after squeezing through)
For Sale— Porch swing and break-
—Confound it ! The turnstile is a relic
fast table at Correll & Mayran shop.
of the dark ages.
23-tc.
Gateman (smiling)—But you can’t
deny, old top, that it’s one of the
things that really count!
(In Lodge Hall)
10 a. m. Bible School.
1? a. m. Preachin;.
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2 p. ni. Sunday School.
? r. m. Preaching,
Columbia School
3:30 p. m. Epworth League.
7:39 p. m. Preaching.
M. R. Gallaher, Pastor.
Christian Science
Library, 11a.m. Subject:
“Christ Jesus”
Baptist Church
Sunday School, 10 a. m.
E. A. Bensel, Supt.
Morning Services H a. m.
A Race.
There seems but hule to be praised
In fortune's strange devices,
For every time your pay Is raised
There comes a jump in prices.
No Doubt
“You seem depressed.”
“Got to write a story and dunnow
what to write about," declared the
popular novelist.
“That’s a mean situation.” Il,/): :
“Yep. A manufacturer couldmake
money with a fountain pen that was a
self-starter.”
LONG AND SHORT
Hiarel H
HAULS
Give Us A Trial
Hermiston Transfer Company
Office. Cor. Main and Second Sia.
Phone 152
Res., 29F2
CONFECTIONERY
EMPORIUM
Candies in all Yarities
BARBER SHOP
Clean and Sanitary
Soft Drinks, Cigars
" Tobacco
Electric Light Globes
and Supplies
Hot and Cold
SHOWER BATHS
MA GJ1Z1NES&
PERIODICALS
{nsinffire Slurk
WM. SHAAR
Term Iston
HERMISTON
Second Hand
Store
Jacob L. Stork
Blacksmith
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Is now open for business
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Under New
Management
Horseshoer
on Short Notice.
Shop located on Hurlburt Avenue
? between First and Second Sts.
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At the same location as
formerly with a full line of
second-hand goods.
We Will Buy all Your Old
Junk
Super Solemnity.
“Wagnerian music always sounded
noisy and incoherent to me.”
“Yes,” replied Miss Cayenne; “my
idea of a Wagnerian orchestra is a big
jazz band trying to take itself seri-
ously.”
Adapted.
When the speeding motorist saw
the traffic policeman after him, he sav
ed himself by adapting an old maxim.”
“Whftt was it?”
“A spurt in time saves fine.”
When They Lean Over the Rail.
CHURCH NOTICES
Methodist Church
™ Auto Truck
ALWAYS ON THE JON
The Gooee Step.
Mrs. Flatbush—What new step was
that you were trying last night?
»»*•»»*»
Mr. Flatbush—That’s the goose step.
The W. C. T. IT. will hold its busi- Didn’t you know it?
Mrs. Flatbush—I never saw a goose
ness meeting Friday, March 21, at
do it before.
2:30 in the library rest room.
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VERY LIKELY.
Services in the Methodist church
Sunday at 11 a. m. will be conduct- i
ed by a troupe of six business men
from Pendleton.
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I There are many rumors of new
buildings to be erected in Hermiston
this spring. Among them ate a cou
ple or three business blocks.
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The top floor rooms of the Hotel
Oregon have been furnished and put
in shape for accommodation of in
creasing guests of the 'hostelry, ac-
cording to the landlady; Mrs. C. B.
Hay.
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George Holland came home Sunday
form Portland, where he has been for
some time in the employ of a meat
packing concern. He expects to re
First Congressman -He wants to be
main here during the spring and considered a giant in debate.
Second
Congressman—I
reckon
summer.
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that’s why he uses such blamed long
words.
Neighborhood Club.
The Neighbor nood club met last
week at the home of Mrs. F. P.
Phipps. A social hour was enjoyed
until the club met i regular session.
Al the close of the business session
little Miss Florence Yudy favored the
club with two vocal selections, and
Miss Laura Phipps renderea pleasing
musical pieces.
"Mrs. Gallaher in a most pleasing
manner gave us an interesting , talk
on "Rescue Work.” Throughout her
address she made clear the fact that
some of its Oregonians are asleep.
It was without a doubt the best talk
we have heard at the club in the past
year. si"
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Mrs. Gallaher gave her talk from
her own observation of actual facts ,
that exist in Portland today, of the
danger hocks ahead of bur boys and
girls, and advised that we wake up
to the dangers nearer home.
The next meeting of the club will
he held at the home of Mrs. Howard
Reid Wednesday, March 19.
Saturday, March 15, 1919
“I see by the papers that aviators I
frequently suffer from a malady very |
like seasickness, due to the pitching of
the plane.”
...
“H-m. That’s going to be mighty
unpleasant for us pedestrians below.”
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