THE H ermiston H erald HERMISTON, UMATILLA COUNTY, OREGON, SATURDAY, JULY 13. 1918 VOL. XII TALKED OF NAVY LIFE TO AN INTERESTED AUDIENCE A. an honor guest at the regular montbly meeting of Hermiston a Vol: mone Fire Department last Monday ^Walter B. Beasley, electrician D"“The battleship North Dakota now Lalonea lo New York harbor, certain- 1 did his share toward making the meeting a very interesting one, for .(ter the transaction of routine busi -ss be g»’e the fire laddies a vivid description of life and actions on board one of Uncle Sam’s fleet of war ves- WHERE THE BRITISH CROSSED THE JORDAN WWW Sooxoe Sm eis. NO. 43 WHEN PEACE COMES BILL, THE KAISER, MUST CRAWL (SAYS FELIX SHAY IN ROYCROFT) WEDDED WEDNESDAY- HONEYMOONING NOW WIND STORM CAUSES A-LINE CANAL BREAK The old idea of "conversion" is not vet dead. The provincialism that per­ ennially sends grim visaged, hook- nosed, hard beaded, fat minded Ameri­ can missionaries to Asia to convert The high wind of Tuesday afternoon their philosophic betters, props up the The wedding of Miss Irene Pearl and evening worked a hardship on the hope that Kaiser Bill yet may be con­ Martin, third youngest daughter of ranchers of this project, inasmuch as verted into thinking and acting like a Mr. and Mrs. G. H. Martin of Stan it was the cause of one of the worst sane and civilized man. Stuff, stuff field to George L Challis of this city breaks io the irrigation system that and nonsense. When the sins are as was solemnized Wednesday in Pendle­ has occurred for some time, thereby scarlet there's no instant immunity. ton in the presence oi a tew relative s completely closing off the water sup No verbal bath will remove them. No and friends. sels. ply on them for several days this formal promises, no scraps of paper, Immediately after the ceremony the He began by telling of how he work- no diplomatic flub-dub will cleanse and week. happy young couple left for Walla ed his way up to the position he now The break occurred just where the purify. Forty long years were needed Walla, Dayton and Toppenish, Wash., holds in the navy after enlistment, and A-line leaves the reservoir by the to get Germany thoroughly well cited that most any young man, going on their honeymoon trip, which will heavy wind backing the water over spotted with blood lust. Il will take extend orer a period of a wee«. Then into either army or navy, can gain the concrete lined ditch and cut away another forty for those stains to ear promotion bv diligent study and pay- they will return and be at home to the dirt Io such an extent that the away. Give us sense to realize and to friends here on and after July 17 in ing strict attention to the rules and walla became weakened and at last act on the realization. Words were regulations that have been laid down the residence on East Gladys avenue broke, washing out about 200 feet of never more useless, more impotent, or Soocss which was occupied until recently by for them to follow. Since his assign­ British troopers are resting on the pontoon bridge which the British the canal before the water could be more fraught with danger to practical­ ment to the North Dakota he has Rev. and Mrs. L. S. Chapman. ity than are those addressed to Ger­ forces campaigning tn the Holy Land used to cross the River Jordan at El -hut off at the headgate. George says that the boy and girl heaved coal, stood watch and worked Superintendent of Irrigation M. P. many in the year 1918. We want no io other capacities until promoted to friends of himself and wife need not go Ghoraniyeh. In the foreground at this historic spot a Tommy outside his Scroggs immediately after the break discussions, no negotiations. There is dog tent is enjoying his rations. to the trouble of collecting cow bells bis present position. rushed a force of men and teams to brutal work to be done. “He who Speaking of life in the navy, he said and tin cans for the night of the 17th, the scene, and has been diligently on lives by the sword must die by the it vas not really a hard one, for as a but that they can come and enjoy the weeks, will return to her home in the job ever since. By pushing the sword." Germany selected the instru­ general rule all work was regulated so hospitality of the new home of the Portland today. work night and day he succeeded in ment and placed it in our hands. Our as to give the men active duty for four bride and groom on that evening, as Mr. and Mrs. Warner and daughter finishing the dirt till necessary Thurs- duty is to wield it well. There are no SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE hours, with eight hours off during the he made preparation for the “eats” motored to Hidaway Sunday. Mrs. day evening, and Friday began on the niceties to the situation. To shilly- 24. This varied a little, of course, for all who come on that occasion. Warner and Jane will remain in­ concrete lining. With the quick work shally or temporize is to betray trust. Mr. and Mrs. Murchie and Mr. and when on one occasion the whole fleet definitely while Mr. Warner returned done by the reclamation service in Make way for the avengers. Mrs. Udey spent the Fourth picnicing of battleships in the squadron practic­ When we have finished there will be Wednesday. taking care of the break it is possible at the reservoir. ally crossed the Atlantic, returning Carroll Akers who is working in water will again be flowing in the no German throne. The Germans will Dorothy Briggs left Monday for Day­ later to the harbor of New York with­ be down on their knees a penitent Wasco, spent Saturday and Sunday canal today or tomorrow. ton, Wash., to visit her friend, Nida out having encountered anything but people, prepared to re-educate them­ visiting his mother. He was accom- Patrick. some squally weather. selves for service and not for slaugh­ panied by Donald Clodfelder. For over an hour the young man Mr. and Mrs. L. Brownell and ter. Board- Harry Morchie is up from The largest American Hag ever made kept his hearers interested by recital Peace terms? There is only one daughter from Umatilla, Miss Gert­ man looking after his ranch interests on the above theme, and then all as­ W as displayed recently on the front of rude Simmons and Mr. Sanders were sort of peace terms for Wilhelm in this section. sembled around the banquet board and the Willys-Overland administration dinner guests at Tip Top ranch the Hohenzollern. "Get on your belly and building, Toledo, Ohio, signalizing Mr. and Mrs. W. Felthouse and fam­ crawl.” No promulgateli phantasies Fourth. Mrs. Brownell remained and partook of ice cream and cake to their With the call of 92 men to report at that the office employes of the big spent the week end with her mother. ily and Mrs. Newcomer motored to can make a lark of a snake No heart's content. the office of the county draft board In sanctimonious or wordy conversations automobile company bad registered Hidaway Wednesday. Mrs. Felthouse The fire department members took Mr. and Mrs. Oil had Mr. and Mrs. Pendleton at 3 p. m. on July 22 for as­ occasion to make Mr. Beasley an 100 per cent in the campaign to till Williams and Mr. and Mrs. Blessing and family and her mother will remain signment to the national army, all the can change a skunk into a calla lily. for the summer while Mr. Felthouse the city of Toledo ’ s war chest fund. There’s a shape and smell to the honorary member of the organization class one men of last year’s registrants This flag, which measures 75x50 feet and family for dinner Thursday. will enjoy a few days outing. Hohenzollern breed that must not be during the continuance of the war. Mr. and Mrs. Haddox invited about While at play Monday little Wesley have been clean'd up in this county, propogated. We’ll finish them here They also donated $15 to the fund be­ and weighs in the neighborhood of twenty-six neighbors to picnic dinner Blessing was unfortunate in getting and then fore the next call will include and now. Are the words inelegant? ing raised exclusively by firemen of 350 pounds, is owned by the empi yes on their spacious lawn the Fourth. of the B. F. Goodrich Rubber Co., his foot caught in a pump jack that class two and three It may possibly The situation Is inelegant. Are we as four western states, including this, for Mr. and Mrs. Leathers and daugh­ meant the severing of bis fourth toe to reach Into class four, as there are not terrible as the Germans? Have wo Akron, Ohio, and has figured recently the equipping and purchasing of three many left in two and three on ac­ lost the capacity for mercy, for for ter and Miss Peters spent the Fourth the first joint. ambulances to be donated to the Red in numerous patriotic exercises. count of recent reclassifica ions. at Hidaway springs. The flag cost $600 and was purchased giveness? Well, the world has been Tuesday afternoon following the Cross for service “over there.” Those who will report from here on by the rubber company’s employes, Mrs. George Beddow is home again storm the A line ditch broke at the brutalized far beyond the practices of who raised the money by general con­ after spending several weeks with foot of Leo Clark farm. Several the above date are Philip L. Lay, the ancient barbarians. Al least we William C. Kik and Simmie McFalls. tribution, to which no one was allowed friends in Pendleton. teams were put to work immediately Jonn H. Canti Id, son of Mr. and Mrs. have not lost the de-ire for justice. to give more than ten cents. Peace terms? Only what the Ger­ Mrs. Anna Sapper received a tele­ but it will be several days before the R. C. Canfield, ranchers east of this During the Liberty Day parade in gram last Monday telling of the death water can be turned in. man Kaiser and the German military city, will also report from Echo. New York the same flag was carried of a brother-in-law,Mr. Witter, of Erie, caste deserve. The Kaiser shall be Wm. Cassady is the proud possessor along Broadway. Over $1200 was Pa. Several in this district will re- of a new Chevrolet, purchased from flung naked Into a quick lime pit that H. M. Wool man, in charge of smut thrown into its folds alone the line of member Mrs. Witter as she visited he invented for the dead bodies of so d- the Echo Auto Co. control work for the Oregon Agri­ march. This same "Old Glory,’ with with Mrs. Sapper and Miss Albrecht iers, or decapitated and his head sent Everybody join in the big rabbit cultural college, is in Umatilla county the assistance of Sousa's naval band, several years ago. to that German chemical laboratory drive in this district Sunday. See par­ this week arranging for several smut was the means of raising over $7,000 that tries out human offal for fat. His Mr. and Mrs Frank Beddow motor­ ticulars in another column. traps to be placed on farms in different for the Cleveland war chest. vaunted military leaders, Von Hinden- ed to Bingham springs the Fourth. Little Henrietta Akers celebrated sections of the county. The object of The erection of the first silo to make berg & Co., shall be shot against the Tom Haddox was a Pendleton visitor her 7th birth anniversary by inviting these traps is to gather data as to the Its appearance in the neighborhood of wall, unless, of course, they anticipate last Tuesday. a few of her little girl friends io Tues- Echo will be superintended by W. 8. their deserts. amount of soil infection with smut Mrs F. A Brunson entertained Mrs day. An enjoyable afternoon was Boynton, well known contractor of this •pores throughout the threshing sea- Peace terms? To do, square mile son. Barham and Childs at dinner the spent by the kiddies. city. This silo will be of concrete, for square mile to Germany, what Ger­ Fourth. No matter how thorough the seed Rev. Faucett from Stanfield was a and will be built on the farm of H. J. many did to France. To make a bar- treatment, there Is always danger of Mrs. Tom Lloyd left Monday for her project visitor Wednesday. Bean near the above town. Mr. Boyn­ ren and bloody path 100 miles wide L. D Lay, president of the local home in Pomeroy, Wash., after spend- reinfection from the soil in the summer Miss Marion Briggs is expected ton will do the frame work himself, from the French line to Berlin. Des fallow fields onto whichsmutspo.es Water Users’ Association, while on a ing several days at the home of her home next Friday from Erie, Pa., and the concrete will be put on by 'ruction? That is construction. That is a message to future Kaisers, a mes­ have been carried by the wind from business trip to Pendleton Wednesday son, Walter Lloyd. where she has been attending school Henry Nota, also of this city. threshing machines. The extent of met Captain Williams, head of the Geo. Briggs has accepted the posi­ this past semester. Besides securing the contract to build sage to future murderers and bluster­ ing braggarts who visi n world power. this infection, the distance carried by state police force with headquarters at tion as clerk at the Kingsley store and Mrs. B. F. Knapton and son Robert the silo, Contractor Boynton has been the wind and many other things are Portland, and together they discussed is now on tbe job. assigned to the work of constructing a left for Portland Wednesday where the feasibility of having elate police jet to be definitely ascertained. Mrs. Henry Sommerer was on the the young man will undergo an opera- large barn for Mr. Bean, and is now One of these traps will be placed on take the place of the present guardians sick list several days last week. busy on the j