HERMISTON THE HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON LURE OF BIG CITIES DIRECTORY OF RANCH NAMES AND OWNERS A Word to the Man Who Yearns Agnew, A. W For a Job In New York. Alien. F. L That will serve as a guide to everything we handle 25c No Rub laundry help, pkg Try it for cleaning your cream separator. Use a half package and if not satisfied money refunded 9c per quart, 30c per gallon Vinegar ___ _ boxes 35c Matches _____ 25c and 50c O’Cedar Polish.............-.........-.......... ...15c, two for 25c Snowflake Crackers ---- ------ -------- ...30c, two for 55c Snowflake Crackers......... ............ . 25c and 30c per lb. Try our 99 and 300 Crescent Coffee . ................. 6. for. 25c Fairbanks Dandy soap.__________ ......... _______ ... Citrus Powder.._________ _______ We are handling Butter Nut Bread and Cookies from the U. S. Bakery, Portland, Ore. DON’T HURRY TO LEAVE HOME Sure the Change to the Hustling Metropolis Will Bo to Your Advan- Be Best Where You Are and—Walt. The Hermiston Herald — but one of which there can be Spokesman desk this week and is a healthy looking specimen of no faintest thought of our shirk­ country newspaper, of which the ing or evading. We are coming town of Hermiston should be to see before us a gigantic task, proud.—White BluffsSpokesman. but a task upon the accomplish­ M. D. O'Connell, former pub- ment of which depends all we lisher of the Richland Advocate hoped for and longed for and and who recently resigned as game warden, has pur­ striven for during the century county chased the Hermiston, Ore., and a half of our existence. Herald and taken charge. The It is the solemn realization of Herald is a newsy, eight-page this task, and the grim, deadly weekly, and undoubtedly Mr. ’Connell will make a success of earnestness with which our peo­ O his new venture.— Prosser Rec­ ple are setting about its accom- ord. plishment, that has produced over the land a quiet determina­ With the conservation of the tion that, to the superficial ob­ food supply, on account of the server, might be mistaken for war comes the cry for conserva­ indifference. But the man or tion of the paper supply, and be­ nation that thus judges is due cause of a shortage in this com­ for an astonishing awakening in modity looming up in the supply the months to come. houses we have been compelled to Americans, aroused, are in- abrevíate to a six instead of an vincible, and they know it eight page paper. When the Hence we have no need for scare is over we hope to go back hysteria. to the old regime. Vary Polita. Aa Robert Paton Gibbs, the actor, was strolling down Broadway in New York be met an acquaintance who seemed to be somewhat the worse for an encounter with tbe cup that cheers. “Lend me a dollar, will you?” he in­ quired. "I need IL” “For • drink, I suppose?” Mr. Gibbo Inquired. “I might as well tell tbe truth. That is what It is for.” "But I thought you were on the wa­ ter wagon.” Barham. J. C . Barnes, E. W Bauschard, W. P Briggs, Geo. E Beisse. August F Blessing, W. L Bradley, G. W Campbell, D ancan Canfield, R. C. (Butter Creek) In the American Magazine a writer, giving some words of advice to the many aspiring young men throughout the country who feel the lure of the great cities and who are consumed with a desire to try their fortunes therein, says: “An old friend called to ask my ad­ vice the other day. He came to New York from a little Indiana town. He baa a wife and four children—ana a poor job. “As I talked with hlm I kept pictur­ Shoe White Polish, Shinola Polish, Gilt Edge Liquid Polish ing him where he belongs—back in the old home town. If he bad stayed there be might have worked into a $1,000 or $1,200 job, which would have been suf- ficient to satisfy all his needs and most of his wants. He could have had Free Delivery to all Parts of the City a garden, a yard, a savings bank ac­ PHONE 413 count and a membership in the local lodge. Evenings he could have sat on his porch and held converse with his OFFICIALS OVERWORK THE MAILS neighbors. "On the Fourth of July he could have While proposing to increase been ‘some punkins' at the neighbor­ .Issued Each Saturday by newspaper postage, the mai hood picnic He might have become a M. D. O’CONNELL continue to be loaded down by ▼Ulage councilman, and when the fall campaign arrived he could have been OREGON the congressional franking privi HERMISTON on the committee to welcome the con- lege, and the press bureaus of gressman when that great personage * ntered as second-class matter. December came to town in search of votes. In ». 1906, at the postoffice at Hermiston, Oregon all the departments. Here is tae morning mail wit other words, be might have had a real place in the community. SUBSCRIPTION RATES press matter in twelve large en­ "Now, what does be get In exchange $1.50 One year....................................................... .75 velopes, all Six months ................................................. without postage, for the 11,000 or $1,200 that he earns Subscriptions must be paid In advance. most of them stamped ‘‘letter tn New York? Well, I suppose be gets a measly little flat with dark bedrooms mail,” and all asking space 01 a fine assortment of cheap lunches, two ADVERTISING RATES chancea daily to bang by bis eyelids Display—On« time, 25 cents per inch; two inser- the newspapers to boost what? tiona, 20 cents per inch per insertion; monthly Another Treasury department in the subway, a great fund of lonell rates, 16 cents per Inch per issue. Readers—First insertion, 10 cents per line; each bond issue, the bureau of Ento­ ness and a woebegone feeling of use subsequent insertion without change of copy, lessness. 6 cents per lin«. mology (bugology), department “That Is the trouble with these wbal of Agriculture on cold storage of Ing big cities like New York and Cbl cago. They are all right for men of potatoes, (the game of the mie known ability—men of force and ambi HYSTERIA NOT PATRIOTISM There are those who would dleman), and one boosting the flou who have learned how to direct their talents. But they are bard on un have us believe that because the national parks. tried men—men who bave not yet Dept, of Commerce sends us found themselves. people of this country are not ablaze with enthusiasm and ten sheets on exports to Russia, “This is not said for the purpose of scaring venturesome and unattached shouting their patriotism from Geological Survey boosts oil pro­ young fellows of ability who want to the housetops they are neces- duction while the legal depart try their muscles on the big town sarily not in sympathy with the ment prosecutes drilling for oil, There is no danger of scaring them cannot be scared. The morning war program. But no greater while another tells how high coa They trains are bringing them in by the may go. mistake in judgment was ever hundreds—this very day-and all the Then one bulletin tells how tc printing presses iu tbo world could not made. drive them back. The American people as a mass hold cotton for the highest price “But it is said for the purpose of caus have regretted the necessity for and another tells us how we must Ing every small town man with respon sibilities to consider carefully before going to war. We had hoped exterminate the pink boll worm coming whether he has a defluite aim ngainst hope that it could be to win the European war—all in­ In coming and whether be has faith formation to help cotton specula ­ and conviction that be really bas some avoided. Even at this day there thing to give to the big town. is an undercurrent of hope that tors get wiser. The Bureau of Markets is “Don't come just for the ride. Don’t in some way, consistent with come except from positive choice. honor, the dire consequences of given $2,000,000 merely for a Don’t come just because others are The best rule of all is this- war as felt by the European starter, the emergency extension coming. If you have no definite, compelling rea is given $2,522,000 for the home nations may be avoided. son within yourself to come, don’t But while this hope is in the demonstration system, and we come until you are Invited. Do your are swamped with information Job well at home. If the big town national heart, there is also in wants you she will call you. and expenses soar and soar. that heart a grim, deadly deter- “A hundred telegrams went out from The publisher ’ s principal busi ­ New York today to various and remote mination that certain objects of the United States carrying of­ must be attained, even though ness is opening deadhead mail parts that is sent out from an army of fers of good jobs to smart ehaps who our sacriflce equal or exceed that have done so well that New York has publicity officials which no one beard of them. of the others. prints and no one reads, and the “Only last week I met a young man Our people were slow to business man and private citizen front Massachusetts who had just been offered an $8,000 a year place In New arouse, even yet are only parti­ pay the bill. York. He said be badn’t the least idea ally awake, but in the great heart how the thing started—except that he of the nation there is steadily had done work that bad been brought THANKS, BROTHERS to the attention of several New York awakening that inherent loyalty A couple of our editor friends bankers, one of whom bad looked him to our great ideals that has car­ in Benton county. Wash., com­ up and then flashed him the offer of a ried us triumphantly through menting on our purchase of The Job. every crisis that has ever con­ Herald, have the following kind “So leave your name and address with the local operator and go back to fronted us. This feeling is not words to say: your knitting. New York is not tongue built upon froth. It is not the M. D. O’Connell, at one time tied. If she needs you she'll wire. result of hysteria. It is born and publisher of the Richland Advo­ “Of course, if you think you are s bowling genius you will probably take bred in us, and is as much a part cate and who served as game the first train for Broadway -and may- warden for Benton county for of us as our very life blood. be it will be just as well for you to do several years, is now publishing The attitude of the American The Hermiston Herald at Her­ 80. A genius is just as unhappy one place aa another. But, genius or no people today is that of facing a miston, Oregon. Mr. O’Connell’s genius, there won't be any brasa band duty—a very disagreeable duty new publication comes to the to meet you at Grand Central station.” Phelps Cash Grocery _______ Circle A Hazel-Burr Allendale .... Hardscrabble “The Locusts” South Hill Ranch Mountain View Ranch ....... Four Sisters ............ Germania ................. ... Terrace Park Clover Dale Ranch Agnew, J. I Canfield, Mrs. R. C The Ragged Edge .............. Glen Ellen ........ Sunny Slope ....... Buckeye Ranch . ......... Herma Vista Pleasant View ......... Beth-arabah ........ ____ Roselawn Shady Nook Farm . ....... Ranch . Casserly. J. J ..... ........ Chamberlain. C. C Clarke. Mrs. C. S........ Davis, E. E. Davis. Geo Davis. H. C Dyer. J. S ... Embry. JohnT.The Red Feathered Chicken Ranch Eriksen. E. T Fowler. F. F Giese. W.J... Craham, Ed. H. Gunn. H. M................... --- Hall. C. G. and H. E.......... Hannan. W. F ............... Hobbs, E. A........................ Hoisington & Hoisington Hood. C. A......... »............. Hooker, H. A.................... Horning, Mr*. D. W....... Hurlburt, H. G.................. Intlekofer, John Johnson. A. S.................... Jensen, C. M..................... Kellogg. C. W.................. Summerdale Electric Dairy Ranch ............... Ridgeview Alfadale ... ......... . ............... Th« Knoll ..................... Hallhunt .............. Nob Hill ........ Morningside .... Fairview Ranch ........ Tarryawhile ................... Wabasso The Happy Home . ......................... Orio Four O’Clock Ranch . ..... -.......... High Gate .......... The Lay Ranch Leather*. W. A .................. ......... . Buena Viste Leek. John ........................ .............. South View Longley. H. J .......... ......... Blue Ribbon Orchard Loomis. Geo -—........... . .............. Loomis ville Macdonald, Chas .......... - ........... .....Breezy Hili McCully, R. A. ....................... ....... The Three Pine* McLailen, W. A .................... .... Multum in parvo Ridgeway Farm McNaught, C. S..................... Highland Farm McNaught, J. F Webak Monkman. B. G ............... . Newport, H. G----------------- The Old Homestead Pearson. L, H . a --------------- --------- .... Fairview Farm Pennock. F. B................ -..... .............. Wood bine Percey. C. B.......................... .. ..... Meadow Lark Purdy. A. W........................... ....... „Coeur d’ Alene . ...Rainbow Raley Ranch (G. C. Ransier) Roberts, W. T........................ . ............. Tir Glwys Root, W, T. & Son ................ .... Orchard Home I . ........... Silver Maple | Reihl. John F........... ............ Beacon Hill Savage, B. S.............. ........... Vindobonna j Schachermeyer, Carl Minnehaha School School District 115 ... Sweet Briar Farm Sellers, W. T. ..... Shaw. C. H. (Butter Creek)......... The Six Sisters Shutt. T. E ........................ -................ High Valley Shutter. C. L . ................ North View Home Simmons, W. H ................................. - ■ Tip Top .... Sunset Stewart. R. A Riverside Stanyan. C. P.......... Pleasant Ridge Home Stubbs, H. E —..... Sweet Spring Ranch Sullivan. P. P........ ..................... Lakeview | Theriault, W.J....... Liberal View ! Voelker. Alfred E Watson. J. D........ Lumber Building Material of All Kinds Flume Stock Suitable for All Flume Construction See Us First Before Starting Construction Work and You Will Find We Have Just What You Need Inland Empire Lumber Company Phone Main 33 “ The Yard of Best Quality H. M. STRAW. MGR. First Class Tailoring Done by JACK WHITE Hermiston’s Up-to-Date Cleaning and Pressing PROMPTLY AND NEATLY DONE Pure Bred Percheron Stallion The Registered Pure Bred Percheron Stallion “You'g Milton,” State License Certificate No. 2310, will be AT THE RANCH OF JAS. SCOTT, IN HERMISTON, THE BALANCE OF THE YEAR FOR SERVICE. Young Milton is dark brown and weighs 1920 pounds. Hermiston Horse Company WE SELL REALESTATE The only firm devoted EXCLUSIVELY to the sale of ALFALFA LANDS in the State of Oregon We Handle the Umatilla Farm Lands Co. Lands at Hermiston UNDER THE UMATILLA GOVERNMENT PROJECT We Handle the Oregon Land & Water Co.’ OF THE GOVERNMENT WEST EXTENSION J. C. Ballenger, Boardman Agent lady.”- Excha nge. A Hint to Automobile Riders. Every automobile rider has expert- enced the discomfort of dust in the eyes and also from the effects of cold winds. A suggestion baa been made that these discomforts may be greatly alleviated by applying castor oil along •e eyelashes. This, It la claimed, will catch moat of the dust before It can en­ ter the eye. and also it protects the eyes from the chilling effects of the wind. You complain of ingratitude. Were you not repaid by your pleasure in doing good ?—Levis. We Handle Any Other Class of Improved or Unimproved Lands in the Alfalfa Territory of the Umatilla Columbia Valley WRITE US FOR LITERATURE AND OTHER INFORMATION Hermiston DODD & KNAPP . Hermiston