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“Man is the lord of creation."
“Possibly. But a man pays $8 a
barrel for potatoes and a potato bug
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ton Star.
All Swedes.
The mayor of Boston, while travel
ing in Minnesota, found himself one
day in a northern town inhabited en
tirely, it seemed, by Swedes. To sat
isfy his curiosity, he addressed him
self to one of the citizens:
“Have you no English In this town?"
“No sir, there ban no English."
“And no French? Germans? Rus
sians?"
“No, nothing but Swedes.”
“No Irish, I suppose?”
“Oh, yes; there ban two Irishers.
One, he’s the mayor, and the other,
he’s the chief of police.”—Irish World.
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Thought Choate a Footman.
When Joseph H. Choate was ambas
sador to the court of St. James he was
standing near the door as some of the
guests at the reception were leaving.
An Englishman, mistaking him for
Chinese Coolies’ Greed Wipes Out one
of the footmen, said:
“Call me carriage.”
Half of Village.
Mr. Choate turned to him and said:
"How do you do, Carriage?”
“Why do you call me that?" de
Find Unexploded Shell Which They manded the astonished Englishman.
Believe Is “Little Sun” and Try
“Well," responded Mr. Choate, dry
ly, "I couldn't very well call you Han
to Split It in Four Pieces.
som."— Ladies’ Home Journal.
Greediness wiped out half the popu
Some Men Are Lucky.
lation of a small village In China, ac
Wife (at breakfast)—Oh, John, I’ll
cording to Capt. Fritz Uttmark, who bet I know who you gave your seat to
was formerly principal of the Seamen’s coming home in the car last night.
Church Institute in New York city.
Hub (who had been out having a
There were only 30 people in the vil- quiet little game)—Nonsense, my
age, a retired spot on the Hwang riv dear! How could you ever guess? How
do you know I gave up my seat to
er, and of the 30, 15 were instantly anyone?
killed.
Wife—Yes, you did. You dear, kind
The Chinese government had been old boy; you let a poor old Irishman
making experiments with some new have it, for I distinctly heard you say
shells. A mile from the village a com In your sleep, “Oh, that's all right.
pany of soldiers had been doing target I'll stand pat.”—Boston Transcript.
practice with the shells, and had then
been sent to garrison a fort some dis
tance away. During the target prac
tice the soldiers would not let the vil
lagers get nearer than half a mile of
the guns, and the people, all ignorant
coolies, had no idea what the shooting
meant
Some months after the target prac
tice had ceased and the villagers had Sage Tea and Sulphur Turns
forgotten about it, two coolies, digging
Gray, Faded Hair Dark
In a field, came upon a bright, round
object. It was very heavy, and point
and Glossy.
ed at one end. Neither knew what the
object was. As a matter of fact it was
Almost everyone knows that Sage
an eight-inch shell that had not ex Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ploded.
ed, brings back the natural color and
“It Is mine,” said the man who had lustre to the hair when faded, streak
ed or gray. Years ago the only way
dug the shell up.
“No, It is mine! I saw it first!” to get this mixture was to make It at
which is mussy and trouble
cried the second coolle. "You would home,
some.
not have known It was there if I had
Nowadays we simply ask at any
not seen it.”
drug store for “Wyeth’s Sage and Sul
phur
Compound.” You will get a large
“And you would not have seen It if
bottle of this old-time recipe improved
I had not dug it up.”
by the addition of other ingredients for
For half an hour the two men ar about
50 cents. Everybody uses this
gued, each advancing his claim in high preparation now, because no one can
pitched, squealing tones. At last they possibly tell that you darkened your
agreed to let an aged Chinaman, who hair, as it does it so naturally and
was said to be very wise, settle the evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft
brush with it and draw this through
question for them.
“You must divide it equally,” was your hair, taking one small strand at
a time; by morning the gray hair dis
the verdict of the old man.
appears, and after another application
Then came the question as to how or two, your hair becomes beautifully
they should divide It They tried to dark, thick and glossy and you look
break it with a rock, but the shell years younger. Wyeth’s Sage and
Sulphur Compound is a delightful toil
could not be crushed that way.
“Let the blacksmith divide it,” sug et requisite. It is not intended for the
cure, mitigation or prevention of dis
gested the old man.
ease.
To the blacksmith they went
“I do not work for nothing,” de
Another Bloke.
clared the smith. “I will divide it into
“Who was this ’ere Nero, Bill?”
three parts; one for the man who asked a countryman as he gazed into
found it, one for the man who saw it the window of a picture shop. “Was
first and one for me.”
n’t ’e a chap that was always cold?”
“No, that was Zero,” was the an
That arrangement had almost been
decided upon when the old man who swer. "Another bloke altogether.”—
had given the decision in the case Exchange.
objected. If the blacksmith was to
The Creative Intellect
have a third, then he himself ought to
“How did you happen to evolve
have a piece for settling the dispute.
“Divide it into four parts,” urged the such an extraordinary political plot?”
“I got my manuscripts mixed,” ad
old man. “One for the finder, one mitted
the eminent statesman. "I in
for the man who saw it first, one for advertently brought a plot for a nov
the blacksmith and one part for me.” el when I was reaching for a paper
To that they all agreed.
on statesmanship.”—Washington Star.
By this time the entire village had
Rather Plainly Put
become greatly excited, the relatives
"What is your definition, Miss Ma
of all four men crowding into the little
blacksmith shop to sea that justice was bel, of a manly man?” he asked.
Miss Mabel looked at him coldly.
done. The blacksmith laid the shell
on his anvil, and round him gathered The clock struck 11. She hid a
yawn behind her hand and said:
all the people of the village. He swung
"My definition of a manly man, Mr.
his heavy hammer in the air end Skinner, is a chap who doesn't stay
brought it down on the shell.
on and on and on just because he
knows the girl isn’t strong enough
Bang!
The explosion killed all but two of to throw him out"—Exchange.
the coolies who were in the blacksmith
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shop and injured half a dozen who Always shake
in Allen’s Foot-Ease, a powder,
were standing at the door and the two it cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
windows.
ill druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accept
For a long time the Chinese govern iny substitute. Sample mai led FREE. Address
Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy N. Y.
ment could not find out the cause of
the accident. The natives were con
Problem Settled.
vinced that a miniature sun had fall
“Has Jones any trouble with the
en from the clouds and, offended, by servant question in his suburban
the rough handling it had received, home?”
had become angry, and annihilated the
"No, indeed. He has a woman who
guilty ones with their relatives and cooks, washes, irons, cleans, nurses
friends. The mystery was not ex and sews, and takes the wages he
plained until a small part of the shell chooses to give her."
“How did he manage to get hold of
casting was found.—Youth's Compan
such a marvel?”
ion.
“He married her.”—Exchange.
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TO DARKENSHAIR
Heredity.
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“RUPTURE
BROKEN DOWN
IN HEALTH
HERMISTON,
OREGON.
FEW COLD FACTS ABOUT HEAT
Temperature, Which Is Merely Matter
of Vibration of Molecules, Mysteri-
ous Force of Nature.
Heat is so common that most of us
never give it a thought except to com
plain of it in summer and coax it tn
winter. And yet heat is one of the
most difficult things in nature to un
derstand. It is as mysterious as elec
tricity, says the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Heat is not a substance. It is mere
ly the vibration of the molecules com
posing the material heated. Every
material is made up of molecules, and
each molecule Is composed of atoms
Molecules of matter are held together
by a force called “cohesion.”
At absolute zero, colder yet than
liquid air, or minus 270 degrees, all
molecules are at rest. As the tem
perature rises the molecules begin to
move to and fro. The higher the tem
perature is raised the further and fast
er swing the molecules.
Heat is produced by combustion
of Are, by friction, such as rubbing
a coin on the sleeve ; by electricity in
the electric furnace, by chemical action
and otherwise. No matter how heat
is produced its effect is always the
same.
The molecules of a bar of iron are
nt rest at 459 degrees below zero.
As the temperature rises they begin
to oscillate. As more and more heat
Is applied they swing further and fur
ther apart, until finally they begin to
roll one over another. Then the Iron
is melted and runs like water. If
still more heat be applied the Iron
will be diffused Into gases and dis
sipated in the air.
Apply heat to water and It forms
a gas called steam and is easily dis
sipated in the air. Lower the tem
perature to 32 degrees and the mole
cules slow up and pack close to
gether, forming Ice.
Heat Is closely related to light.
Both travel through the ether in a
wave motion. All light rays carry
some heat. This explains how the
sun supplies us with both heat and
light.
Molecules are so minute that there
are about one sextillion of them In
a cubic inch of air. These at freez
ing temperature oscillate back and
forth at the rate of 1,470 a feet a sec
ond. The average length of their
path between oscillations Is about
one two-hundred and seventy-seven
thousandth of an inch. Each comes
into collision with its fellows about
5,000,000 times a second.
' Odd Custom of the Bagobos.
Among the curious customs of the
Philippine islands one of the most pe
culiar is that of “beautifying” the
teeth by filing and blackening them,
which prevails among the Bagobos of
Mindanao, says Popular Mechanics.
Both boys and girls of this tribe un
dergo the filing process before mar-
rlage, and this usually occurs while
they are still very young. The youth
who Is to be thus decorated sits on the
ground beside the native dentist, grip
ping between his teeth a stick of wood
to keep his mouth open. The dentist
then files each tooth down to a stump
or else he cuts or breaks each to a
point, as preferred by the beauty-seek
ing patient. All that Is left of the teeth
Is blackened by a powder secured from
a certain native tree.
Submarine Earthquakes.
The biggest waves in the world are
termed by scientists earthquakes, soli
tary ocean and cyclone storm waves, a
writer In the Boston Post says. Of
these abnormal waves the biggest are
those caused by submarine earth-
quakes. Some people who have seen
these tremendous walls of water have
estimated their height to be as much
as 210 feet, but it seems probable that
this is an exaggeration. Probably
earthquake waves do not ever reach a
height of more than 80 feet. A big sub
marine earthquake draws the ocean
water away from the land for a long
distance. Then the mighty wave conies
smashing shoreward, probably the
most terrific engine of destruction
loosened by nature, destroying every
thing in its path.
Cat Is Ancient Animal.
The cat has an ancient history. Tra
dition has it that the creature ap
peared In Egypt about 1500 B. C., and
being highly regarded there as a fire
side Sphinx, snuggled down near the
seats of the mighty and made himself
very much at home. Mummy casta
are found in the pyramids. The first
cat Is believed to have been of Afri
can origin.
Travelers from Greece
seeing the cats so comfortably en
sconced in Egypt saw to it that some
of them were brought to Athens, and
from the ancient seat of culture the
cat Is supposed to have spread oven
Europe. The animal in Europe was
adopted by man as a pet about the
ninth century.
Something Coming to Willie.
His Sisters Beau—Willie, you ought
to go to school every day. Then you
will grow up to be a wise man.
Willie—-Huh, I guess the law won't
let me know too much.
H. 8. B.—Why, my boy, what has the
law to do with it?
Willie—Well, something, I guess,
cause father says you don’t know any
nore than the law allows.
The Average Citizen.
"A man ought to attend to bls own
insiness.”
“It can’t be done,” answered tir.
Trosslots. "Every time a strike la
threatened people who don't know me
get together and decide whether I
shall be able to ride to work.”
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Things We Do Instinctively.
Straighten our cravat when we hear
a strange female voice at the other end
of the telephone wire.
Feel that we are included when the
term “prominent citizens” is used.
Button the flap over the packet that
contains our purse when approaching
New York or Chicago.
Absentmindedly shiver when pre
sented to ladies from New England.
Sigh deeply when the president’s
Mexican policy is mentioned.
Carry on a conversation in hoarse
whispers when in an art gallery.—
Life.
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Nothing Held Back.
Lawyer—Now you must keep noth
Cm. Granulated Eyelids,
ing from me.
D G ■ ■ a* Eyes inflamed by expo-
Client—I haven’t I paid you every
•ure to Sun, Dust and Wind
cent I had in the world for your re
tainer.—Boston Transcript.
Eves
gyedkezedyexsoszMnhy
•
just Eye Comfort. • At
Her Attraction.
"They say that Miss Plainleigh is in Your Druggist’s 50c per Bottle. Muriue Eye
Salve in Tubes 2 5 c. ForBeokoftheEyeFreeask
love with herself."
"Heavens! She must have a pile of Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
money.”—Boston Transcript
A Marvelous Escape.
Truthful.
“Poor John, he was a kind and for
He—I could die dancing with you, bearing husband,” sobbed the widow
dear.
on her return from the funeral.
She—I am.—Exchange.
“Yes,” said a sympathizing neigh-
bor, “but it is all for the best. You
Passing It On.
must try and comfort yourself, my
“Ah, me!” sighed the successful man dear, with the thought that your hus-
who was revisiting the old village band is at peace at last.” There was
school; “how time does fly! Thirty silence for about five minutes. Then
years ago I sat in this very front seat the poor widow looked for the neigh
and it seems to me as if it were but bor, but she had disappeared.—Ex
yesterday. If I am not very much change.
mistaken, you’ll find my initials carv
Cares of Legislation.
ed on the desk."
“They’re there, right enough,” said
“What is your reason for wanting
the present occupant of the seat "I me to introduce this bill?" asked the
got whipped for doing it just because statesman. "It can’t possibly pass.”
my initials happened to be the same
“That’s what I want you to prove.
as yours.”—Exchange.
I made a bet with a friend on that
very proposition.”—Exchange.
BEGIN HOT WATER
DIRUNIKONYG IF YOU
DONT FEEL IIGIBT
glass of hot water with
phosphate before breakfaet
washes out poisons.
Says
Teacher—What did Esau do about
his pottage?
Pupil—He made a mess of it—Bal
timore American.
"Time is money,” said the bore.
"Yes,” sighed the troubled man,
“and I wish you’d go somewhere else
to spend yours."—Detroit Free Press.
Always Ready.
"Say, Jims, have you hot and cold
water in your house?” “Sure I have.
Cold water for any suggestions I may
If you wake up with a bad taste, bad happen to make and hot water the
breath and tongue Is coated; if your rest of the time.”—Baltimore Ameri
head is dull or aching; if what you eat can.
sours and forms gas and acid in stom ===================================
ach, or you are bilious, constipated,
nervous, sallow and can’t get feeling WHAT OUR NEIGHBORS
just right, begin inside bathing. Drink
before breakfast, a glass of real hot
IN CALIFORNIA SAY.
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in IL. This will flush the
Pasadena, Cal.—"I want to extend to
poisons and toxins from stomach,
you my heartfelt
liver, kidneys and bowels and cleanse,
thanks for the
sweeten and purify the entire alimen
benefits derived
tary tract. Do your Inside bathing im
from the use of
mediately upon arising in the morning
your medicines,
to wash out of the system all the pre
also for the kind
vious day’s poisonous waste, gases and
and good advice
sour bile before putting more food into
obtained. I am a
the stomach.
proud mother.
To feel like young folks feel; like
"I had been a
you felt before your blood, nerves and
great sufferer;
muscles became loaded with body im-
three times I was
purities, get from your pharmacist a
given np to die—
quarter pound of limestone phosphate the last time being four
ago.
which is inexpensive and almost taste I doctored with several months
doctors but
less, except for a sourish twinge which obtained no relief. Was told
that an
is not unpleasant
would effect a cure, so I
Just as soap and hot water act on operation
submitted to one, but this proved like
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and all
the medicines I had taken — not
freshening, so hot water and limestone beneficial.
obtained, and started at
phosphate act on the stomach, liver, once taking I ‘Favorite
Prescription.'
kidneys and bowels. Men and women
•Four months ago the doctors and
who are usually constipated, bilious,
headachy or have any stomach dis nurse said it would be a year or more
order should begin this inside bathing before I would be able to do my house
before breakfast. They are assured work, end, of course, I thought so
they will become real cranks on the myself as I was not able to walk
across the floor for several weeks. I
subject shortly.
am now able to do my housework and
to care for my children and I do not
The Cause.
feel aa though I could ever thank you
A slight disturbance arose outside of enough for the benefits I bave re-
a church in the far-back Ozarks, where reived.” — M rs . MABELLE KIPP, 184
a funeral was being solemnized.
South Pasadena Ave.
"What’s going on out there?" whis
Why should any woman continue to
pered an usher to a late comer.
worry, to lead a miserable existence,
"Aw, the hearse and the pallbearers’ when Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
wagon ‘pear to be jockeying for posi is sold by druggists, in either tablet
tion," replied the new arrival, who or liquid form?
was the owner of a running horse.—
Sick people are invited to consult
Judge.
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pondence Is held as strictly private
A Test of Nerves.
and sacredly confidential.
"How are that patient’s nerves?"
Send three dimes ( or stamps ) for
asked one doctor.
"Fine,” replied the other. "He can mailing charges to Dr. Pierce’s Invalids'
read all the headlines in the daily pa Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y., and you will re-
per now without a tremor." — Ex- receiveez copy of the "Common Sense
Medical Adviser,” all charges prepaid.
change.