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Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs,
Etc. Your shipments to us will bring to you
prompt return, and best possible prices.
WRITE FOR SHIPPING TAGS.
VALLEY PRODUCE COMPANY,
Portland. Oregon
115 Front St.
(II TTT Veal, Pork, Beef,
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and Farm Produce
to the Old Reliable Everding house with a
record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and
be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES.
F. M. CRONKHITE
Portland. Oregon
45-47 Front Street
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK,
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
We want ill you han.
Write for prices and shipping tags
T he H. F. N orton C o .
Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wn.
10,000 LBS. HENS WANTED
19c per pound guaranteed. No commission.
Checks by return mail. The Savinar Co., 100
Front St.. Portland, Ore. Cap. $10,000. Mar. 687.
“C. B." MINERS & CO.
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AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AND REBUILDING.
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PORTLAND, OREGON
LEARN A TRADE. Gas Tractor and Auto­
mobile men are in demand. We are giving a com­
plete course in both for the price of one tuition,
for a short time only. Large class now graduat-
Ing and have room for few more men.. Catalog
and details free. Hemphill’s Trade Schools, 20th & Hawthorne
Portland, Oregon.
WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES
For their good parts. Parts at half price. We
can duplicate most any part. We have wrecked
over 100 different makes of cars of recent date. If
In need of any write to Auto Wrecking Co., 89
North Broadway, Portland, Oregon.
FRED P. GORIN,
Patent Attorney.
Organizer and Developer. Patents secured or Fee
Refunded. FREE, Toy X-Ray Plate; shows every
bone in your body right through your clothing.
Suites 701, 701A, 701B, 701C. Central bldg., Seattle
STUDY bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy,
salesmanship, English branches, at an accredited
school; write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue;
graduates guaranteed position». Behnke-Walker
Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison,
Portland, Oregon.
FORD CARS
Every Ford Car should carry one ex­
tra tire it save changing on the road.
THE TWIN RIM
fits both front and rear wheel. Applied in 5 min­
utes. Saves time, clothes, temper and religion.
Price $6.50. Sent parcel post prepaid, upon re
ceiptof price.
OREGON VULCANIZING CO., "The Tire Shop.”
333-335 Burnside st,
Portland. Oregon
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Her Idea.
“Mrs. Jinks must be determined to
get on socially by leaps and bounds.”
“What makes you think so?”
“She gives so many hops.”—Balti­
more American.
Good health cannot be maintained where
there is a constipated habit. Garfield Tea
overcomes constipation.
Tottle’s Example.
“What is a conjunction?” the teach­
er asked.
“That’s what Joins together,” an­
swered a bright-eyed little girl.
“Give an example, Tottle.”
“The marriage service.”
Unappreciated.
“Why are you in prison, my good
man?” asked the sympathetic visitor.
“I wanted to do a deed of kindness,
mum, but de law didn’t see it dat
way.” “No?” “I wuz told dat a cer­
tain millionaire's money wuz a burden
to him, an’ I tried to lighten his bur­
den.”
A Jingo.
“Father,” said the small boy, “what
is a jingo?”
“A jingo, my son, is a man who
shoots off his mouth, but never learns
to fire a gun.”—Washington Star.
Awarded GRAND PRIZE at the P.P.I.E.
, Kt:tP nias KEEN ;
"My gracious!” ejaculated Mr. Gun-
hey. He passed from the fervent
warmth of the June sunshine into the
welcome coolness of Caleb Peaslee's
wagon shed and fanned himself vigor-
ously with his straw hat. “My gra­
cious !” he repeated. Mr. Peaslee
looked up from the rake that he was
mending.
"What’s the matter of ye now,
Obed?” he desired to know.
“My wife and daughter," replied Mr,
Gunney, “have Jest gin me a kind of
gola’ over, I guess you might call it—
and me as innocent as a baby. It
sort of took my breath away, and I’ve
skun out a spell, to give 'em a chance
to get over it"
“What you been up to now?” de­
manded Mr. Peaslee.
“I ain’t been up to a single thing,”
asserted the culprit stoutly. “At any
rate, I ain't done nothin’ further'n to
make a mistake that any man might
have made. I dessay you would have
done Jest the same as I did.”
“Mebbe,” admitted Caleb. “What
you been doin’?”
“Well,” hesitated Obed, “I’ll tell you
how ’twas. My wife an S’lome have
been away visitin’ for ’bout three
weeks, and they left me to do as I
was a mind to in most ways ; but when
any little thing'd come up that I was
onsartain 'bout, I’d write to ’em, or
There wa’n’t much—
one of ’em.
'bout whether I’d set another hen, or
how much Mis’ Griggs owed us for but­
ter, or some such thing as that.
"Blmeby, though, I wanted some ad­
vice 'bout what to use to make a scare­
crow. I’d got my corn in, and them
pesky crows was clawin’ it out of the
ground faster’n I could put it in. I
didn’t know where to find the things
to make a scarecrow of ; so I wrote to
’em and wanted they should tell me
where I could find somethin’.
“Mebbe you remember,” said Obed
with a questioning glance, “that wom­
an and her daughter that boarded at
our house last summer?” Mr. Peas­
lee signified that he remembered them
well.
“Well,” Obed went on, “when they
went away they left a raft of stuff
that they didn’t want in the way of
clothes, I mean. Some of the things
were clothes that they'd worn flshin’
and trampin’ round in the woods, and
they was c’nsid’able tore to pieces.
There they was, hangin’ up in a
clothes-press, and S’lome wrote to me
to go and get somethin’ to dress the
scarecrow. She didn’t tell me what
to take,” he added defensively, “so how
in tunket they blame me is more’n I
can figger out.
“Well, I went up there, and I pawed
over the mess of stuff and picked out
some things and took ’em out to the
field and dressed the critter up in ’em.
There was a fancy rig for a hat, and
a long, jacketlike thing that they
called a blazer, and a skirt with red
and white stripes In it, and the stripes
was an inch and a half wide. I don't
believe,” Mr. Gunney declared, in the
pride of creation, “that when I got
through you could have found a tastier-
dressed scarecrow anywheres.
“I took a lot of pride in it,” Obed
admitted, “and I guess it’s Just as well
I took It before them womenfolks got
home. Well, I ain’t had a quiet min­
ute since, and no knowing when I will
have.
“Come to get at the rights of it,” he
explained, “there was some things
there that both my wife and S’lome
was cal’latin’ to wear themselves. My
wife was goin' to fix over the hat for
herself, and S’lome’d been picturin’
herself rigged out in that striped skirt
and that fancy jacket.
“Course they couldn’t use ’em now
—‘twouldn’t never do to have it said
that they’d been robbin’ a scarecrow
to get things to wear. So the upshot
is that I’ve had to give ’em more
money than I could reely afford, to lay
out in new clothes. There’s Jest one
comfortin’ thing ‘bout the whole busi­
ness.”
“What is it?” asked Mr. Peaslee.
“Them crows,” grinned Obed con­
tentedly. “There ain’t been a crow
that’s felt it safe to come within a
quarter of a mile of the field since I
rigged that scarecrow up. So mebbe
I’ll get my money’s wuth out of it
after all.”—Youth's Companion.
Regulating Night Street Traffic.
Experiments are being made by the
police of Glasgow with a new method
for the regulation of street vehicular
traffic at night. At two of the most
crowded crossings in the central dis­
trict of the city the constables are
provided with helmets to which are
attached small electric lamps, con­
trolled by a battery carried In the
coat pocket The lamps show the po­
sition of the constable and Indicate
to which lines of traffic the crossing is
clear.
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P. N. U.
No. 13, 1917.
styles are the leaders in the Fashion Centres of America.
They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass.,
by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and
supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest
determination to make the best shoes for the price that money
can buy.
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Ask your shoe dealer for W. L. Douglas shoes. If he can-
not supply yon with the kind yon want, take no other
make. Write for interesting booklet explaining how to
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bottom.
Willie Willis — Ma, what do they
mean by “measured tread ?”
Mamma Willis—For example, your
father’s tread when he came home
last night measured about two quarts.
—Life.
ce,
‘As
Pure Blood is essential to Good [Health.
Garfield Tea dispels impurities, cleanses the
system and eradicates disease.
SCOTT’S
EMULSION
Native—No doubt in case of war we OF NORWEGIAN COD LIVER OIL
shall throw in our lot with Britaim and
France, and the alliance will be of­ usually stops a stubborn
fensive.
Hyphenite—It will be to me.-
cough or chest cold when
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Underwood
This picture of Mary Pickford, the motion-picture star, and Owen Moore,
her husband, was snapped as they were en route to the Pacific coast, where
scenes in a new photoplay featuring the screen idol were to be taken. Mr.
Moore ia able to avoid being known universally as “Mary Pickford’a hus-
band” only by reason of the fact that he ia a well-known movie actor him­
self. “Lucky Owen” is the name to which he answers among his associ­
ates.
Mother’s
Cook Book
Feather Ginger Bread.
Sift together the following dry in­
gredients : One cupful of flour, one tea­
spoonful each of soda, salt, ginger and
cinnamon. Blend a quarter of a cup­
ful each of sugar, molasses, melted
lard, sweet milk and sour milk. Beat
one egg and combine all the ingredi-
ents, stirring well. Bake In a dripping
pan 20 minutes.
Peanut Soup.
Cook together a cupful of celery, a
tablespoonful of onion and a cupful
and a half of boiling water ; cook the
vegetables until tender, keeping the
water as it evaporates, to a cupful and
a half. Add a cupful of milk to a cup­
ful of peanut butter and blend. Put a
tablespoonful of butter lu a saucepan
and when bubbling hot add a table­
spoonful of flour, a teaspoonful of salt
and an eighth of a teaspoonful of pep­
per. Add the stock and cook until
smooth, then add two cupfuls of milk,
the peanut mixture and three table-
spoonfuls of finely chopped red or
green peppers.
Cooked Raisins.
Raisins are desirable food for chil­
dren when they are steamed or cooked.
Otherwise the dry skins may be hard
for them to digest.
Fish Souffle,
Make a white sauce of two table-
spoonfuls each of flour and butter, a
quarter of a teaspoonful of pepper
and one and a half cupfuls of milk ;
add to this a teaspoonful of minced
parsley, a tablespoonful of minced on­
ion. a can of fish flukes, which have
been carefully picked apart with a
fork, then add three beaten egg yolks
to this mixture and fold In the beaten
whites. Bake in a buttered dish in
a moderate oven till firm in the center
and serve at once with or without to­
mato sauce.
Don’t Train the Child As
One Would a Young Animal,
Is Advice Given to Parents.
Mix together two cupfuls of chopped
apples, a half cupful of rolled crack­
ers, the grated rind and juice of two
lemons, two well-beaten eggs, two ta-
blespoonfuls of butter and one and
three-quarters cupfuls of sugar, Use
with a double crust. This makes two
small pies or one large one.
Chocolate Sponge Cake.
Beat the yolks of three eggs, add a
cupful of sugar and mix until creamy,
add three tablespoonfuls of chocolate
which has been melted over hot water,
then a quarter of a cupful of milk and
half a teaspoonful of almond flavor­
ing. Sift a cupful of flour with two
teaspoonfuls of baking powder and a
pinch of salt, mix well. Add the whites
of three eggs beaten stiff at the last.
Bake in a tube pan and fill with
whipped cream, surrounded with
sliced peaches.
“And how is your son Henry getting
Wise and Otherwise.
on In literature?” asked the visitor.
When the boss is away his assistant
“Oh, he’s doing famously,“ said the
proud mother. “His autograph brought poses as a wise guy.
Some matrimonial alliances are de­
$10 the other day.”
fensive as well as expensive.
“Really?”
But what a lot of near truth comes
“Yes—signed to a promissory note
for $300. I bought It myself.”—Harp­ out In a political campaign !
Even a doll-faced girl isn’t satisfied
ers' Weekly.
with sawdust breakfast food.
“When do you think the war Will
end?” asked one inventor.
“There’s no saying,” replied the
other. “We have the submarine;
now we’re getting the submarine de­
stroyer, and then we’ll want the con­
trivance to destroy the destroyer, and
so on until the calculation runs away
off into the higher mathematics.”—
Exchange.
the Toller.
"Does a farmer have to work hard.”
“Yep. .But not so bard as the aver­
age person who has to buy what us
farmers raise.”—Washington Star.
SOUR, ACID STOMACHS,
GASES OR INDIGESTION
If your idei be to train the child as
you would train a young animal, so
that you can govern him, to the ad-
miration and amazement of your
neighbors, so that he will do as you
say, and will consult you humbly In
all matters, then doubtless punish­
ments and rewards of a very definite
order will be necessary. Sugar and
bits of meat and Judicious whippings
and pettlngs are the only means I
know for training little animals, writes
Laura Spencer Porter in Mother’s
Magazine.
But If your object be, as it should
be, to develop his understanding and
his character and to make him a sen­
sible, serviceable, self-governing indi-
vidual, there will be needed two
things : A very limited administering
of your own variable and whimsical
rewards and punishments, and a very
extended effort to bring him and.your­
self to a clear understanding of the in­
variable and unalterable consequences
and results that life continually and
inevitably administers.
Not only are most of the punish­
ments we administer stupid, but they
are hopelessly inadequate, trifling, I
had almost said frivolous. In urging
you to punish your child less with your
own ill-Judged punishments, I am not
begging you to be more lenient, but
less so.
What I would beg you to do is to
better fit him to avoid life’s punish­
ments. You punish him illogically
when he fails to obey you, by depriv­
ing him of a cherished toy or a cher­
ished play ; but life, with unfailing
logic, punishes him when he goes coun­
ter to her commands, by depriving him
of love, of happiness, of service, of
success. If he continues to do as you
tell him not to do, you deny him to
come to the table, perhaps, or you send
him away for a lonely hour by him-
self ; but If he continues to do what
life tells him he must not do, there
may be years of loneliness and wretch­
edness and failure that be must pay.
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Facts in Figures.
Apple Lemon Pie.
Height of Fame.
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It Frightened the Birds Away From
the Corn, but He Had to Give
S’lome Money for New
Things.
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United States in 1916 mined
75,500,000 tons of iron ore.
There were 570 new kinder-
gartens opened in 1910 in the
United States.
There were 509,000,000 tons
of coal mined In the United
States last year.
United States forestry service
last year reforested 10,390 acres
with 6,147,037 trees.
There are 80,000 Christian En-
deavor societies in the world,
with 4,000,000 members.
There were 6,324 fires last
year In United States national
forests. Average loss, $60.41.
ordinary specifics fail.
It helps strengthen the
lungs and throat—adds
energy to the blood—and
gives the system the force
to help resist disease.
A Use SCOTT’S
Refuse Substitutes
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Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J.
Each “Pape’s Diapepsin” Digests 3000
Used An Umbrella.
grains food, ending all stomach
Doctor—Well, how did your wife
misery In five minutes.
manage the shower bath, deacon?
Time it! In fl minutes all stom­
ach distress will go. No indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of
gas, acid, or eructations of undigested
food, no dizziness, bloating, foul
breath or headache
Pape’s Diapepsin is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
It is the surest, quickest stomach rem­
edy in the whole world and besides it
is harmless. Put an end to stomach
trouble forever by getting a large
fifty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin
from any drug store. You realize in
five minutes how needless it is to suf­
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It’s the quickest,
surest and most harmless stomach
doctor in the world.
Deacon—She had real good luck.
Mme. Moody told her how she man­
aged. She had a large oiled silk cap.
with a cape to It like a fisherman’s
that came all over her shoulders and
head.
Doctor—She’s a fool for her pains.
That’s not the way.
Deacon—So my wife thought.
Doctor—Your wife did nothing of
the sort, I hope.
Deacon—Oh, no; she used an um-
brilly.—Exchange.
“Anuric” cures Backache, Lumbago,
Rheumatism. Send 10c
Dr. V. M.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for large trial
package.
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Why Soap Removes Dirt
Although soap has been known for
ages, it Is only a little more than a
century ago that the first scientific ex­
planation of its cleansing action was
offered. Everybody, of course, knew
that the lather produced through fric­
tion from wet soap would remove dirt.
But It remained for science to show
that, through contact with water, soap
is decomposed into fatty acids and an
alkali ; that impurities are set free by
the alkali, and that the fatty acids en­
tangle them, all being removed with
the lather.
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