THE
HERMISTON
HERALD,
EASY TO DARKEN
YOUR GRAY HAIR
You can Bring Back Color and
Lustre with Sage Tea
and Sulphur.
When you darken your hair with
Sage Tea and Sulphur, no one can tell,
because it’s done so naturally, so even
ly. Preparing this mixture, though,
at home is mussy and troublesome.
For 50 cents you can buy at any drug
store the ready-to-use preparation, im
proved by the addition of other ingre
dients, called "Wyeth’s Sage and Sul
phur Compound.” You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and draw
this through your hair, taking one
small strand at a time. By morning
all gray hair disappears, and, after an
other application or two, your hair be
comes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant.
Gray, faded hair, though no disgrace,
is a sign of old age, and as we all de
sire a youthful and attractive appear
ance, get busy at once with Wyeth’s
Sage and Sulphur Compound and look
years younger. This ready-to-use pre
paration is a delightful toilet requisite
and not a medicine. It is not intended
for the cure, mitigation or prevention
of disease.
The Easy Way to
Heal Sick Skins
Resinol Ointment, with Resinol
Soap, usually stops itching instantly.
Unless the trouble is due to some ser
ious internal disorder, it quickly and
easily heals most cases of eczema,
rash, or similar tormenting skin or
scalp eruption, even when other treat
ments have given little relief. Phy
sicians have prescribed Resinol for
years. Resinol Ointment and Resinol
Soap are sold by all druggists.
STUDY bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy,
salesmanship, English branches, at an accredited
school; write, or phone Main 590 for catalogue;
graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker
Business College, 167 4th Street, near Morrison,
Portland, Oregon.
The Pride of Race.
“Darling, I have a confession to
make.”
"I will not hear it.”
"But it relates to your happiness.”
“Never—but say on."
“With a half yard to go, my grand-
father fumbled the hall in the game
with Penn 70 years ago.”
“Horrors—out of my sight forever.”
Gossip of a Happy Home.
“His wife always gets the last
word."
"Yes. But he usually gets last go
at slamming the door.”—Washington
Star.
IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS,
FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED
Look Mother!
If tongue is coated,
cleanse little bowels with “Cali
fornia Syrup of rigs.”
Mothers can rest easy after giving
"California Syrup of Figs," because in
a few hours all the clogged-up waste,
sour bile and fermenting food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
a well, playful child again.
Sick children needn’t be coaxed to
take this harmless “fruit laxative."
Millions of mothers keep it handy be
cause they know Its action on the
stomach, liver and bowels is prompt
and sure.
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot
tie of "California Syrup of Figs,"
which contains directions for babies,
children of all ages and tor grown ups.
Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa
tion are relieved by Garfield Tea.
Not Going That Way.
An old lady once went up to a sailor
and asked him why the ship had
stopped.
“Can’t get along on account of the
fog." said the sailor.
"But can't you go by the stars?"
said the old lady.
"We’re not going that way unless
the boiler bursts, mum."—Exchange.
MEAT INJURIOUS
TO THE KIDNEYS
Take a tablespoonful of Salts if
Back hurts or Bladder
bothers.
We are a nation of meat eaters and
our blood is filled with uric acid, says
a well known authority, who warns us
to be constantly on guard against kid
ney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this Irritating acid, but
become weak from the overwork ; they
get sluggish; the eliminative tissues
clog and thus the waste is retained In
the blood to poison the entire system |
When your kidneys ache and feel
like lumps of lead, and you have sting
Ing pains in the back or the urine is 1
cloudy, full of sediment, or the blad
der Is irritable, obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you have
severe headaches, nervous and dizzy
spells, sleeplessness, acid stomach or
rheumatism in bad weather, get fr n I
your pharmacist about four ounces of
Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a
glass of water before breakfast each
morning and in a few days your kid-
neya will act fine This famous salts
is made from the acid of grapes and
lemon juice, combined with lithia, and
has been used for generations to flush
and stimulate clogged k'dneys. to neu
tralise the acids In urine so it is no
longer a source of irritation, thus end
ing urinary and bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive and cannot
injure; makes a delightful efferves-
cent lithia-water drink, and nobody
can make a mistake by taking a little
occasionally to keep the kidneys clean
and activa
ETHEL HUESTON
(Copyright, by the
Bobbs-Merrill Company.)
A PAINFUL ACCIDENT BRINGS TRUE ROMANCE TO THE
PARSONAGE GIRLS—MAYBE REAL LOVE
Mr. Starr, widower Methodist minister, is assigned to the con
gregation at Mount Mark, la. He has five charming daughters. Pru
dence, the eldest, keeps house for him. Fairy is a college freshman.
Carol and Lark, twins, are in high school. Constance is the “baby."
The activities of the Starr girls—Prudence’s work, Fairy’s school af
fairs, the pranks of the youngsters—and the family perplexities
make the story; it is simply a recital of glorified homely incidents.
The preceding installment described the capture of a notorious burglar
in the parsonage and the reward promised the girls.
CHAPTER VII—Continued.
—10—
Mr. Starr on Thursday morning had
taken the early eastbound train to
Burlington. He attended the evange-
listic services at the tabernacle In the
afternoon and evening, and then went
to bed at the hotel. He slept late the
next morning. When he finally ap-
peared the clerk came ut once from
behind the desk to speak to him. Two
or three other guests, who had been
lounging about, drew near.
“We’ve just been reading about your
girls, sir,” said the clerk respectfully.
"It's a pretty nervy little bunch! You
must be proud of them !”
“My girls!” ejaculated Mr. Starr.
“Haven’t you seen the morning pa
per? You’re Mr. Starr, the Methodist
minister at Mount Murk, aren’t you?”
"I am ! But what has happened to
my girls? Is anything wrong? Give
me the paper !”
Five minutes later Mr. Starr and his
suitcase were In a taxicab speeding
toward Union station, and within eight
minutes lie was en route for Mount
Mark—white In the face, shaky in the
knees, but tremendously proud in
spirit.
Arriving at Mount Mark, he was in
stantly surrounded by an exclamatory
crowd of station loungers. The name
of Prudence was upon every tongue,
and her father heard it with satisfac
tion. In the parsonage he found at
least two-thirds of the Ladles’ Aid so
ciety, the trustees and the Sunday-
school superintendent, along with a
miscellaneous assortment of ordinary
members, mixed up with Presbyterians,
Baptists and a few unclassified outsid
ers. And Prudence was the center of
attraction.
She was telling the “whole story,”
for perhaps the fifteenth time that
morning, but she broke off when her
father hurried In and filing her arms
about him. “Oh, papa,” she cried,
“they mustn't praise me. I had no
idea there was a burglar in the house
when I ran down the stairs, and I hon
estly can’t see that much credit is
due me.”
But Mount Mark did not take it so
calmly. And as for the Methodist
church—well, the Presbyterian people
used to say there was “no living with
filose Methodists, since the girls caught
a burglar in the parsonage.” Of course
It was important, from the Methodist
point of view. Pictures of the par-
sonage and the church were in all the
papers for miles around, and nt their
very next meeting the trustees decided
to get the piano the Sunday school had
been needing for the last hundred
years I
When the five hundred dollars ar
rived from Chicago, Prudence felt that
personally she had no real right to the
money. "We must divide It,” she In
sisted, "for I didn't earn It a bit more
than any of the others. But it Is
perfectly glorious to have five hundred
dollars. isn’t it? Did you ever have
five hundred dollars before? Just take
it. father, ami use it for whatever we
need. It's family money.”
Neither the younger girls nor their
father would consent to this. But
when Prudence pleaded with them ear
nestly, they decided to divide it.
“I will deposit two hundred and fifty
dollars for the four younger ones.” he
said, "and that will leave you as
much."
So It was settled, and Prudence was
a happy girl when she saw it safely
put away in the bank.
CHAPTER Vili.
Romance Comes.
Sometimes, Methodists, or Presbyte-
rians, or heretic» whatever we may
be- -we are irresistibly impelled to the
conclusion that things were simply
bound to happen ! However slight the
cause—still that cause was predestined
from the beginning of time. A girl
may by the sheerest accident step
from the street car a block ahead of
her destination—an Irritating accident.
But as she walks thnt block she mar
meet an old-time friend, and a stranger
Ami that stranger—ah. you can never
convince the girl that her stepping I
from the car too soon was not ordered
when the foundations of the world
were laid.
After all. it was very simple. Across I
the street from the parsonage lived a |
girl named Mattle Moore—a common,
unlovely, unexciting girl, who taught
« country school Ove miles out from
town, and rode to and from her school,
morning and evening, on a bicycle.
One evening, early in June, when the
world was fair to look upon, it was
foreordained that Prudence should be
turning in at the parsonage gate just
as Mattle Moore whirled up, opposite,
on her dusty wheel. Prudence stopped
to interchange polite inanities with her
neighbor, and Mattie, wheeling the bi
cycle lightly beside her, came across
the street and stood beneath the par
sonage maples with Prudence. They
talked of the weather, of the coming
summer, of Mattie’s school, rejoicing
that one more week would bring free
dom from books for Mattie and the
younger parsonage girls.
Then said Prudence : “Isn’t it great
fun to ride a bicycle? I love It. Some
time will you let me ride your wheel?”
"Why, certainly. You may ride now
if you like.”
"No,” said Prudence slowly, “I used
to ride, but am afraid it would not do
now. Some of the members might
see me, and—well, I am very grown-
up. you know. Of course,” she added
hastily, "it is different with you. You
ride for business, but It would be noth
ing but a frolic with me. I want to go
early in the morning, when the world
is fast asleep. Let me take it tomor
row morning, will you?”
“Yes, of course you may,” was the
hearty answer. “You may stay out as
long as you like. I always sleep late
on Saturdays.”
So Prudence delightedly tripped up
the parsonage board walk, wheeling
the bicycle by her side. She hid it
carefully In the woodshed, for the
twins were rash and venturesome. But
after she had gone to bed, she con
fided her plan to Fairy.
“I’m going at six o’clock, and, Fairy,
if I am a little late, you’ll get break-
fast for papa and the girls, like a dear,
won’t you?”
Fairy promised. And early the next
morning Prudence, in red sweater
jacket and cap, set out upon her secret
ride. It was a magnificent morning,
and Prudence sang for pure delight ns
she rode swiftly along the country
roads, guided only by her own caprice.
She knew it was growing late, “but
Fairy’ll get breakfast,” she thought,
comfortably.
Finally she turned in a by-road lead
ing between two rich hickory groves.
Dismounting nt the top of n long hill,
she gazed anxiously around her. No
one was in sight. The nearest house
was two miles behind, and the road
was long and smooth and inviting,
nnd the hill was steep. Prudence
yearned for u good, soul-stirring coast,
with her feet high on the framework
of the wheel, and the pedals flying
around beneath her skirts. It seemed
safe. The only living thing In sight
was a sober-eyed, serious mule peace
fully grazing near the bottom of the
hill.
Prudence laughed gleefully, like n
child. She never laughed again in ex
actly that way. "Here goes!" she
cried, nnd, leaping nimbly into the
saddle, she pedaled swiftly a few
times, nnd then lifted her feet to the
coveted position.
The pedals flew
around beneath her, and the wind
whistled about her in a most exhila
rating way.
But ns she neared the bottom the
placid mule suddenly stalked Into the
middle of the road. Prudence screamed.
Jerked the handlebar to the right, to
the left, and then, with n sickening
thud, she struck the mule head tirst,
nnd bounced on down to the ground,
with n little cry of pain. The bicycle
crashed beside her, nnd the mule,
slightly startled, looked around nt her
with ears raised In silent questioning.
Then he ambled slowly across the road,
and deliberately continued his grazing.
Prudence tried to raise herself, but
she felt sharp pain. She heard some
one leaping over the fence near her,
nnd wondered, without moving her
head, if It could be a tramp bent on
highway robbery. The next Instant n
man was leaning over her. "It’s not
a tramp,” she thought, before he had
time to speak.
"Are you hurt?" he cried. “You poor
child !"
Prudence smiled pluckily. "My ankle
is hurt a little, but I atu not a child."
The young man. In great relief,
laughed aloud, nnd Prudence joined
him rather faintly.
"I’m afraid 1 cannot walk,” she said.
"I believe I’ve broken my ankle, maybe
my whole leg. for ali I know. It—
hurts—pretty badly f
HERMISTON,
OREGON.
“Lie down like this,” he said, helping
her to a more comfortable position, “do
not move. May T examine your foot?”
She shook her head, but he removed
the shoe regardless of her headshake.
“I believe it is sprained. I am sure
the bone is not broken. But how in
the world will you get home? How far
is it to Mount Mark? Is that where
you live?"
“Yes” — considering — “yes, I live
there, and it must be four miles, any
how. What shall I do?”
In answer, he pulled off his coat, and
arranged it carefully by the side of the
road on the grass. Then jerking open
the bag he had carried, he took out a
few towels, and three soft shirts.
Hastily rolling them together for a pil
low, he added it to the bed pro tern.
Then he turned again to Prudence.
“I’ll carry you over here, and fix
you as comfortably as I can. Then I’ll
go to the nearest house und get a
wagon to take you home.”
Prudence was not shy, and realizing
that his plan was the wise one, she
made no objections when he came to
help her across the road. “I think I
can walk if you lift me up.”
But the first movement sent such a
twinge of pain through the wounded
ankle that she clutched him frantically
and burst Into tears. “It hurts,” she
cried, “don’t touch me.”
Without speaking, he lifted her as
gently as he could and carried her to
the place he had prepared for her.
“Will you be warm enough?” he asked,
after he had stood looking awkwardly
down upon the sobbing girl as long
as he could endure it.
“Yes,” nodded Prudence, gulping
down the big sob rising in her throat.
"I’ll run. This confounded cross-cut
is so out of the way that no one will
pass here for hours, I suppose. Now
lie as comfortably as you can, and do
not worry. I’m going to run.”
Off he started, but Prudence, left
alone,
was
suddenly frightened.
“Please, oh. please,” she called after
him, and when he came back she buried
her face in shame, deep in the linen
towel.
"I’m afraid,” she whispered, crying
again. "I do not wish to be left alone
here. A snake might come, or a
tramp.”
He sat down beside her. “You’re
nervous. I’ll stay with you until you
feel better. Someone may come this
way, but it isn’t likely. I cut through
the hickory grove to save a mile. That’s
TO
CHEAPEN
LIVING
COST
A bulletin published by the New
York department of health suggests
a number of changes in diet by which
money can be saved without sacrificing
nutriment.
“Cereals, such as cornmeal, hominy,
and especially oatmeal,” the bulletin
says, “are rich in nourishment, and are
much cheaper than patented cereals.
“American cheese, dried beans, and
peas are comparatively cheap, and con
tain a great deal of protein, which is
the most important food element found
in meat.
“Oleomargarine Is a very satisfac
tory and economical substitute for but
ter. Unfortunately, its use in public
institutions is prohibited by law.
“Rice Is very cheap food and can be
served In many different styles. It
should be used more frequently than It
is tn the dietary of those of moderate
means. It contains a very high per
centage of carbohydrates, one of the
very necessary forms of nourishment.
Everyone knows how extensively It Is
used among the peoples of Asia, where
it has served as the chief article of
diet from time immemorial.
“It should not be necessary to state
that bread, preferably of whole wheat,
a form which Is rich in very important
food elements called ‘vitamines,’ also
sugar and potatoes, should occupy
prominent places in the dietary of the
working man and woman.
“There are many other cheap food-
stuffs, a notable one being macaroni
and cheese. When these are used
judiciously, they serve to lessen the
cost of the dietary without in any way
impairing its food value.
ONCE A DAY OFTEN ENOUGH
Assertion Made That Women Need Not
Put In So Much Time Wash
ing Dishes.
“The careful housekeeper will al
ways resent the suggestion that once a
day is often enough to wash dishes,”
writes Dr. H. Barnard in "Table Talk”
in the National Food Magazine. “She
cannot train herself to allow soiled
plates and silverware to stack up from
one meal to the next, for she has been
taught that such actions are evidence
of
shiftless,
slovenly
housekeep
ing. As a matter of fact, along with
many other notions which are fixed in
the operation of the home, both time
and energy are saved by cutting out
two of the three daily dish-washing
jobs.”
Doctor Barnard goes, on to recite
the experience of one housekeeper who
actually dared study the homely work
of dishwashing.
One week she
washed dishes three times a day ; the
next week she washed each day’s
dishes altogether. She used the same
number of dishes each day in both
weeks. She found that it took her
51 minutes a day to wash after each
meal and 41 minutes a day to wash
them once a day.
This took account only of time, but
there was a considerable additional
saving In gas or fuel consumed by
heating water once instead of thrice a
day. to say nothing of the saving In
soap.
Fig Gems.
Heat one cupful sweet milk, add one
cupful sugar, one half teaspoonful salt,
one teaspoonful butter. This Is set
aside to cool. In your mixing bowl put
one and one-half cupfuls graham flour,
one cupful white flour, two teaspoon
fuls baking powder. Add one egg well
beaten to this and then gradually add
"Sometime Will You Let Me Ride Your your other ingredients, which must be
Wheel?"
cold. Now, after all Is well blended,
add one cupful chopped figs which
how I happened to find you.” He have been well floured. Grease gem
smiled a little, nnd Prudence, remem pans and bake a golden brown.
bering the nature of her accident,
flushed. Then, being Prudence, she
Creamed Corn.
laughed.
Chop finely one cupful of canned
“It was my own fault. I had no busi corn, and half a cupful of heavy
ness to go coasting down like that. But cream, the unbeaten whites of three
the mule was so stationary. It never eggs, one-half teaspoonful of salt and
occurred to me that he contemplated one-eighth of a teaspoonful of white
moving for the next century nt least. pepper and beat well with a silver
He was n bitter disappointment." She fork. Butter a baking dish, sprinkle
looked down the roadside where the with finely-chopped parsley, pour tn
mule was contentedly grazing, with the corn mixture, stand the dough In
never so much as a sympathetic glance a pan of hot water and bake about
nt his victim.
twenty-five minutes. Serve with to
‘Tm afraid your bicycle Is rather mato sauce.
badly done up.”
Steamed Brown Bread.
One cupful molasses, two cupfuls sour
Do you believe that Prudence
milk, one-half teaspoonful salt, one
could be made to believe there
teaspoonful soda, three cupfuls corn-
was such a thing as love at first
meal. one cupful either white or gra
sight?
ham flour. Steam In covered dish three
hours. The kind of flour can be varied
to suit taste. Equal parts of graham
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
and cornmeal can be used.
New Mirror Is Magnifier.
This Is very good sliced and reheat-
A mirror which magnifies at any dis ed In the steamer, making an excellent
tance without distorting the lines or breakfast dish.—New York Evening
the focus of the object reflected has Sun.
been perfected by an Erie (Pa.) manu
facturer. The mirror is particularly
Prune Almond.
adapted to the needs of mechanics in
Boll together one cupful of granu
looking underneath or in back of ob lated sugar and one-third cupful of
jects. but is also a practical household boiling water without stirring until it
article. As It reflects a white light, it forms a soft ball in cold water. Pour
Is said to recommend itself particular It over the stiffly beaten white of an
ly to the examination of internal or un egg and beat until creamy. Add one-
derneath mechanical parts which are half cupful of stoned stewed prunes
difficult to readjust unless taken to the and one-third cupful of blanched
light for examination. Hence, it is chopped almonds. Beat well, then put
also claimed to be invaluable for ex between layers of cake.
amining the throat, teeth, mouth or |
eyes.
wr
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Advice About the Beet Kinde of Foods
That Should Be Selected and
Prepared.
Junket.
The following recipes are suitable
On Parade.
for small families: Crush one-fourth
Don’t get it wrong. A governor's Junket tablet let dissolve In one table-
staff isn't something to lean on. Its spoonful cold water, heat one cupful
sole function is to glisten.—Indianap- milk, two or three tablespoonfuls sugar,
oils News.
take from fire, add one-half teaspoon
ful vanilla and the dissolved tablet;
In 20 generations every person nat let stand In warm place until It Jellies,
had 131,076 direct ancestors.
then set in cold place.
$ ′ 25 ] I
You need
never worry
about results in
baking if you use
VA
I
BAKING
POWDER
It has been a stand
by for a quarter of
a century. Guaran-
teed under all
pure food laws.
9r Ounces for O5$
29
( ,6 V (More than a pound and (s @
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59
a bali for a quarter)
I
Allcock
PLASTE
Thf World's Crtatstt
Extrrnal Rtmedy.
Rheumatism
Lame Back
—Any Local
Pain,
Intilt on
having
ALLCOCK’S
END STOMACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
“Pape’s Diapepsin" makes Sick, Sour,
Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine
in five .minutes.
If what you just ate is souring on
your stomach or lies like a lump of
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch
gas and eructate sour, undigested
food, or have a feeling of dizziness,
heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste
In mouth and stomach-headache, you
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
by getting a large fifty-cent case of
Pape’s Diapepsin from any drug store.
You realize In five minutes how need
less it is to suffer from indigestion,
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
It’s the quickest, surest stomach doc
tor in the world. It’s wonderful.
The Schemer.
Mrs. A.—Don’t you think you lose
patience with your husband on rather
slight provocation?
Mrs. B.—I have to provoke him
sometimes so that he will lose his
temper and then give me anything I
want so as to atone for the way he
has acted.—Boston Transcript.
Complicated Calculations.
"Has your husband quit work?”
“Yes. He has figured it out that he
can save more by staying home and
running the furnace economically
than he can earn by going downtown.”
—Washington Star.
Use Murine after Exposure in Cold,
Cutting Winds and Dust. It Restores.
Refreshes and Promotes Eye Health.
Good for all Eyes that Need Care.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago,
Sends Eye Book on request.
NERVOUS WOMEN!
It’s The Same Everywhere In Oregon.
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months
troubled
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and the doctor
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I
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pletely cured.
I
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