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Retold For Physicians.
The MacTavish was not a mean
man. No; he just knew the value of
money.
So, when the MacTavish developed
a sore throat he meditated fearfully
upon the expenditure of a doctor’s fee.
As an alternative he hung about for a
day and a half outside the local doc
tor’s establishment. Finally he man
aged to catch the great man.
“Say, doctor! Hoo’s beez’ness wi’
ye the noo?”
“Oh, feyr, feyr!”
“Ah s’pose ye've a deal o' prescrib
in’ tae dae fer coolds an’ sair throats?”
“Ay!”
“An’ what dae ye gin’rally gie fer a
sair throat?”
"Naethin’,” replied the canny old
doctor. “I dinna want a sair throat.”
—Chicago News.
Forced to Economize.
“Well, my boy,” said the genial fath-
ex-in-law, “now that you have married
• ly daughter, I trust that our relations
will continue to be most cordial.”
“I hope so, sir.”
"But you surely don’t think I will
• regard you any less lightly now than
I did before?"
“I’d hate to think that, sir, but I
must warn you that since I have a
wife to support, I can no longer afford
to buy the expensive cigars I’ve been
giving you.”—Philadelphia Ledger.
The most venomous of snakes is held
to be the echis carinata of India. It
is about 18 inches long and of a gray
color. The creature is death itself, and
carries in Its head the secret of de
stroying life with the concentrated ag-
ory of all the poisons.
The snake is tolerably common in In-
dia, being found in nearly every part
of the peninsula.
Fortunately, however, for man, it is
not, like the cobra, a house-frequenting
snake; for its aggressive habits would
make it infinitely more fatal to life
than its dreaded relative.
The king of the asps does not turn
to escape from man as the cobra will,
or flash into concealment like the kori-
at, but keeps its path against its hu
man assailant, and, pitting its 18 inches
of length against its enemy’s bulk,
challenges and provokes conflict.
A stroke with a whip will cut it In
two, or a clod of earth disable it ; but
such is its malignity that it will invite
attack by every device at its command,
staking its own life on the mere chance
of its adversary coming within the lit
tle circle of its power. At most, the
radius of this circle is 12 inches. With
in it, at any event, lies certain death,
and, on the bare hope of hand or foot
trespassing within its reach, the echis
throws its body into a figure-of-eight
coil. Then It attracts attention by
rubbing Its loops together, which, from
the roughness of the scales, makes a
rustling, hissing sound, erects its head
in the center, and awaits attack.
It is said that no one, having once
encountered this terrible reptile, can
ever forget its horrifying aspect when
thus aroused, its eagerly aggressive
air, its restless coils, which, in constant
motion one over the other and rustling
ominously all the while, stealthily but
surely brings it nearer and nearer to
the object of its fury.
“By Royal Appointment."
Once a year, in the New Year's Ga
zette, appears a long list of tradesmen
who are holders of royal warrants.
This list at the present time exceeds
1,200 names. Since the death of Queen
Victoria considerably over three hun
dred names have been added.
It is a privilege greatly coveted and
much envied—this of the royal war
rant, for it is not one lightly bestowed
upon every tradesman who haz sup
plied goods to his majesty's household.
It Is distinctly a mark of royal favor,
and to some extent a testimonial to the
excellence of the purveyor’s goods.
Its principal outward sign is the use
of the royal arms over the shop-front
and upon the writing paper of the war
rant-holder, and it is an offense against
the law for any person not being a
warrant-holder to use the arms. Ap
parently, however, its misuse is a com
mon occurrence, for during recent
years hundreds of cases of improper
use have been dealt with by the Royal
Warrant-Holders' association.—London
Tit-Bits.
Vast Wealth Wasted.
Lapland is the country for small
Thè extent of the waste which has at
children.
tended the lumber industry of this
country is just being appreciated and
He Won.
“Before you kiss me, Horace, let efforts are being made to correct the
me tell you that Fred has given Kitty matter. Proprietors of many of the
a diamond ring. You have never given largest sawmills are installing special
apparatus to save material which was
me one.”
“Dearest, it is only girls who are formerly wasted or sent to the burner.
not precious in themselves who re The price of paper has risen so greatly
quire the aid of precious stones.”
since the outbreak of the European
“O, you may kiss me twice, Hor war that paper pulp manufacturers are
ace!”—Fond du Lac Reporter.
becoming more and more interested in
the utilization of wood waste. When
Such la Perversity.
Good advice is so generally objec it is realized that moie wood is wasted
tionable that some men won't accept than actually utilized in our great lum
it even when you tell them not to ber industry, which uses 40,000,000,000
make fools of themselves.—Houston board feet a year, it is seen that there
are great opportunities to save this
Post.
waste. Over 300,000 cords of slabs,
We Get You, Madam.
sawdust, edgings and other mill waste
“He used such grand words and ele were used for making paper pulp last
gant language,” said Mrs. Blunderby of year.
a lecturer she had heard: “he simply
electrotyped his audience.”—Boston
Recovering Used Rubber.
Transcript
In a French method of rubber recov
ery, that of C. de Villers, pneumatic
tire covers or other rubber fabrics are
placed In a closed vessel containing
tetrachlorethane. and this is heated by
steam or otherwise. To remove uncotu-
bined sulphur, the heating continues
only until the sulphur is dissolved, the
solvent being poured off before the
rubber is attacked. Fresh solvent is
kept at the boiling point of the liquid
about an hour, when the rubber in turn
A
becomes dissolved. The solution is
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap have been
recommended by physicians and nurses for many
separated by filter press, when the sol
years in the treatment of infantile eczema, teething
vent may be separated and recovered
rash, chafing, etc. They contain nothing which could
by distillation.
possibly injure or irritate the tenderest akin. Sold
Resinol
heals babies’
skin troubles
by all druggists. Resinol Soap frr baly'i batk tend,
to prevent skin-troubles.
For
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For almost a
quarter - century
• Kow-Kure has
guarded the health
of thousands of the
best dairies in the country. It is
the one cow medicine that can be
depended upon In any case of
Abortion. Barrenness, Retained
Afterbirth, Milk Fever. Scouring.
Bunches, and other cow ailments
which are likely to result from a
run-down condition of the diges
tive or genital organa
Keep your cow healthy; It pays.
Kow-Kure will do it.
Buy a
package and follow the simple
directions.
50c and $1.00 from
your druggist or feed dealer,
valuable book. “The Home Cow
Doctor," free by writing,
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Easily Changed.
“Is your portable garage satisfac
tory ?”
“Oh, yes,” replied the suburban
dweller; “it suits me very well and
I'm glad for my wife's sake that I
bought the portable kind.”
“Why so?”
“She’s had it moved half a dozen
times because she didn't think it
looked well from the street.”—Birm
ingham Age-Herald.
Quite Natural, Too.
“Is your wife interested In the Eu
ropean campaign?”
“Not much,” replied Mr. Twobble.
“She’s more interested in the social
campaign of the Flitterbys, who live
around the corner.”
Hint for Husbands.
“They will always get along well to
gether.”
"You think so?”
"Tm sure of It. Whenever she does
anything wrong he asks her forgive-
new.”—Baltimore Sun.
HERALD, HERMISTON, OREGON.
GLASS OF SALTS
CLEANS KIDNEYS
If your Back hurts or Bladder
bothers you, drink lots
of water.
When your kidneys hurt and your
back feels sore, don't get scared and
proceed to load your stomach with a
lot of drugs that excite the kidneys
and irritate the entire urinary tract
Keep your kidneys clean like you keep
your bowels clean, by flushing them
with a mild, harmless salts which re
moves the body’s urinous waste and
stimulates them to their normal activ
ity. The function of the kidneys is to
filter the blood. In 24 hours they
strain from it 500 grains of acid and
waste, so we can readily understand
the vital importance of keeping the
kidneys active.
Drink lots of water—you can’t drink
too much; also get from any pharma-
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast each morning
for a few days and your kidneys will
act fine. This famous salts is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon
juice, combined with lithia, and has
been used for generations to clean
and stimulate clogged kidneys; also
to neutralize the acids in urine so it
no longer is a source of irritation, thus
ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in
jure; makes a delightful effervescent
lithia-water drink which everyone
should take now and then, to keep
their kidneys clean and active. Try
this, also keep up the water drinking,
and no doubt you will wi nder what
became of your kidney trouble and
backache.
Order.
It is half-past eight on the blossomy
bush;
The petals are spread for a sunning;
The little gold fly is scrubbing his
face;
The spider is nervously running
To fasten a thread; the night-going
moth
Is folding his velvet perfection;
And presently over the clover will
come
The bee on a tour of inspection.
—Paul Scott Mower in January Cen
tury.
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick women
well, no alcohol. Sold in tablets or liquid.
Fresh to the Bone.
During his vacation a San Francisco
lawyer met an old friend in the vil
lage and their conversation drifted to
a discussion of the natives. A young
farmer came under their view.
“He’s a fine looking young fellow,”
said the lawyer.
"Ye-e-es,” assented his friend, du
biously.
"Well, anyway, he has a mighty good
head.”
“It ought to be good,” was the reply.
“That man's head is brand new—he's
never used it any.”—Rochester Times.
His Best.
She (on board ship)—Mr. Jones, if
I fell overboard and were drowning,
would you jump in and save me?
He (hesitating, but honest)—By
Jove! Do you know, I don’t believe
I could. But I tell you what I would
do. I would watch you drown with
the deepest sorrow and regret—Life.
Her Difference.
"Why didn’t Rastus marry dat Coo-
pah gal?”
“Oh, she done flunk at de last min
ute—wouldn’t lend him a nollah foh t’
git de license wif.”—Boston Trans
cript.
Too Much Music.
FALLS HEAVIEST ON FARMER
Modern Warfare Said to Make Great
est Claim on Those Who Are
Tillers of the Soil.
Investigators having in view the in
terest of the farmer as a class make
claim to the discovery that modern
warfare bears heaviest upon the tillers
if the soil and not, as popularly sup-
posed, upon the factory hand. In the
trenches on the French front 60 per
cent of the soldiers are small farm
ers and only 12 per cent are industrial
workers. This is due to the fact that
the newer weapons, the quick-firing
cannon, the machine guns, the maga
zine rifle, the gigantic howitzer and
the bomb throwers demand highly or
ganized and efficient factories. So do
the drafts for clothing, steel helmets,
concentrated foods and other supplies.
It takes several active and expert
workers at home to maintain one sol
dier in the field. The farms can be
cared for by the old men. the women
and the children. Therefore the army
organizers are seizing the farmers and
exempting the more valuable factory
employees, both statements, of course,
being relative.
What is true of France in this re
spect is equally applicable to England
and Russia and the other allies of the
progressive type. The extent of the
exemption In England alone is shown
by the recent announcement that con
scription would be applied to men fit
for military duty excused previously
to perform other work. This draft, it
was said, would produce 1,250,000 sol
diers. Agricultural leaders, possessed
of these rather astonishing facts, are
beginning to spread the information
among their followers as part of a
propaganda against militarism. Quick
and forceful protest may be expect
ed, as the American farmer is not
prone to keeping silent when his in
terests and his own skin are imperiled.
—Cincinnati Enquirer.
Survivors of Great Tragedies.
James Boyle, who had so remarkable
an escape from the fate of all others
aboard the ill-fated Connemara and Re
triever, will take a place among the
sole survivors of great tragedies. When
the French mail steamer General
Chanzy went on the rocks, off north-
west Minorca, six years ago, one man,
Marcel Badez, was the only survivor
of 158 passengers and crew, and nu
merous other instances are on record
of wrecked vessels from which a soli
tary survivor lived to tell the tale.
Possibly the two most remarkable
cases of a single mon escaping from an
overwhelming disaster are those of
Doctor Brydone, who alone reached
safety of the 3,480 soldiers and 12,000
camp followers who set out on the re
treat from Cabul in 1842 ; and of a ne
gro prisoner, confined in an under
ground cell at St. Pierre, who alone
out of the 40,000 inhabitants survived
the destruction of the city by the erup
tion of Mont Pelee in April, 1902.
Offers $1,000 to Save Dog.
Just how big a place a dog may take
in one’s affections was demonstrated
strongly when Miss K. E. Henesey of
this city lost a Yorkshire terrier, York
Sunshine Girl. The little terrier
weighed only a couple of pounds, but
its owner would not have sold it for
anything. There was a swinging door
between the rooms in Miss Henesey’s
apartment, and the dog was caught in
it as It slammed. Knowing that thore
was no veterinarian near by, Miss
Henesey called a physician, who hap
pened to be a high-priced specialist.
When he saw what the case was he
said be was no veterinarian.
“Here’s a check for $1,000," she said.
“You have no objection to earning that,
nnd if you can save her It Is yours."
The dog hnd n broken neck, how
ever, and was beyond saving.—New
York Herald.
I know an old fellow whose family
is very musical. He said to me one
day: “My eldest girl Is a pianist My
son is a violinist. Jane, my second
daughter, is a harpist. My wife is a
vocalist, and my two boys, Peter and
Bill, are a flutist and a trombonist.”
Finding the Range.
"And you,” I said, “what are you?”
It is one thing to spot a hostile bat
“Me?” said the old man. “Oh, I’m
tery and another problem altogether to
a pessimist.”—Exchange.
hit it. The locality may be well known
but the range difficult to determine. To
Inventory Time.
“What are you worrying about now, simplify matters In this respect,
girlie?”
“tracer” shells are used. Into the base
“Oh, a girl never really knows how of the shell a metal case is screwed
much a man loves her.”
containing a material which is self-ig
"Christmas, however, gives one a niting as the projectile rushes through
fairly good line on the situation.”— space. For night operations the ma
Louisville Courier-Journal.
terial used in the “tracer" bursts mt
a brilliant flame, but by day the
Unlucky 13.
"Do you consider 13 at table un “tracer” leaves a trail of dense black
smoke. By this means the gunners are
lucky?”
"It is if they’re all hungry and the able to watch and time the shell right
turkey isn’t unusually large.”—Wash up to the moment the explosion takes
ington Star.
place, and by knowing the locality in
which the shell bursts, the adjustment
to the range of the target Is compara
tively a simple matter.
AN APPEAl
FOR FAIR PLAY
When the Stomach,
Liver and Bowels re
bel, and —
Refuse to perform their
regular functions,—
Play fair, —
Give Nature the help
required, by trying
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH
BITTERS
The Broken Broker.
The late Judge Pennypacker of Phil
adelphia was an advocate of the en-
franchisement of women, but he also
advocated justice, in the relationship
between the sexes, for man.
“Woman,” he said, whimsically, one
day at the Pennsylvania Historical
Society, "mustn’t play it both ways.
She mustn't get the vote and the equal
wage through man's sense of equity,
and then get all kinds of unfair privi- !
lege through his sense of gallantry.
"There's a lot of truth in the story
of the young broker who, after his
failure, was thrown over by a pretty
girl.
" 'Why was the engagement broken
off?” a banker asked the ruined bro
ker.
" 'Well,’ he answered, 'after I'd giv
en her a string of pearls, an opera box
and a birthday gift of a 12-cylinder
limousine I went to smash and her
people accused me of amusing myself
at her expense.’ ”—Washington Star.
WANTED — Agents to sell Endless Neckties.
Latest thing out; 15 Ties in one. To show them
means a sale. Get in the field for easy money.
Samples and terms, 75c. THE NECKTIE MAN,
La Grande, Oregon.
Where She Was.
A small boy, who afterwards proved
to be a nephew of one of the mayor’s
stenographers, was wandering about
In the city hall when one of the offi
cials there happened upon him.
“Well, sonny,” inquired the man
genially, “for whom are you looking?”
“For my Aunt Kate.”
“Can’t you find her?”
“I can't seem to.”
“And don't you know here she is?”
“Not exactly. She's in here some- |
where, tho, and I know that the mayor
works in her office.”—Harper's Mag
azine.
TURN HAIR DARK
WITH SAGE TEA
If
Mixed with Sulphur
Darkens so Naturally
Nobody Can Tell.
It
The old-time mixture of Sage Tea
and Sulphur for darkening gray,
streaked and faded hair is grand
mother's recipe, and folks are again
using it to keep their hair a good,
even color, which is quite sensible, as
we are living in an age when a youth
ful appearance is of the greatest ad
vantage.
Nowadays, though, we don't have
the troublesome task of gathering the
sage and the mussy mixing at home.
All drug stores sell the ready-to-use
product, improved by the addition of
other ingredients, called “Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound” for
about 50 cents a bottle. It is very
popular because nobody can discover
it has been applied. Simply moisten
your comb or a soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time; by morn
ing the gray hair disappears, but what
delights the ladies
is that, Sage
and Sulphur Compound,
be
sides beautifully darkening the hair
after a few applications, it also pro
duces that soft lustre and appearance
of abundance which is so attractive.
This ready-to-use preparation is a de
lightful toilet requisite for those who
desire a more youthful appearance. It
is not intended for the cure, mitigation
or prevention of disease.
DO YOU DREAD WINTERS
If every man, woman and child in this vicinity
would only take one spoonful of
SCOTTS EMULSION
after meals for one month, it would put vigor in their
blood to withstand the rigors of winter weather and
4& help prevent colds, grippe and winter sickness.
/% SCOTT’S is a fortdying medicinal-food of particu-
(C lar benefit in changing seasons, and every drop yields
i )
direct returns in richer blood, stronger lungs, and
A-e- greater resistive power. No alcohol in SCO TT" S.
Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J.
Steam Heated Stenog.
"Have you ever noticed,” asked the
thin carpenter, "how quick and choppy
the tunes are on a circus calliope?”
“Yes, I have,” the plumber replied.
“Ever know there is a reason for
that?”
“No. Is there?”
"Yes. There is an arrangement which
keeps the keys hot, and the player
can’t keep his fingers on them long
enough to make anything but a stac
cato sound.”
“What does staccato mean in regu
lar talk?”
“Just as I said before, quick and
snappy.”
“That gives me an idea.”
“What’s the idea?”
“I wonder if I could get a device like
that for the keys of my typewriter.”
“You might.”
“I wish I could. It would keep the |
girl from banging the keys like she |
does now, and if it would get a little
speed out of her it would certainly be
worth the money."—Youngstown Tele
gram.
The Early Huntsman.
“The pilgrim fathers went out and
shot wild turkeys.”
“The custom was much safer than
those of hunters today. A turkey is a
great improvement on a deer. Turkeys
sit up in trees where there isn’t the
slightest possibility that a man will
mistake a fellow hunter for one of
them.”—Washington Star.
Costly.
"When do you expect to go abroad?"
“Not for some time. It will take
several years after the war is over
for us to recover from the expense of
having to live at home.”—Puck.
An Incident in Putnam.
“Ah wants mah supper, Ah does," |
and bang went a pistol shot. Through
the window of the bunk house, where |
the colored laborers on the New Ha
ven’s work train are housed, went the |
cook. He never stopped until he
reached Captain of Police Joseph
Ryan.
The cook told the captain that there |
was a bo making a fuss up to the
shanty. “He’s usin' a pistol he’s been
totin’ awful promiscuously, 'deed he
is, captain,” said the excited food pre
parer.
"Why didn't you hit him over the
head and take it away from him?"
asked the captain.
"Mah goodness man, an’ Ah was
only married last week. Do you all 1
think Ah want mah body shot full ob
holes and mah wife a wldder? No
sah, Ah guess not, sah: not for this
ge'man.”—Putnam Patriot.
Hard on the Burglar.
“I hear that the home of Scribbins,
the writer, was entered last night nnd
a number of manuscripts stolen.”
“Is that so? I suppose Scribbins
has set the police on track of the
thief.”
"Oh, he says that if the fellow has
nny better success In placing the stuff
Garfield Tea was your Grandmother’s
than he has had himself, he's only too Remedy for every stomach and intes- i
glad to let him try it.”—Farm Life.
tinal ill. This good old-fashioned herb
home remedy for constipation, stomach
A Humane Person.
ills and other derangements of the sys
“What do you think of the move tem so prevalent these days is in even
ment to ameliorate the living condi greater favor as a family medicine
tions of gold fish In captivity?"
than in your grandmother’s day.
“I'm strongly in favor of It I
Would Insist on That
never go out and leave the cat in the
He had proposed and been accepted |
room where my gold fish are that 1
don’t imagine they look at me through “I suggest,” he said, "that we do with
lots of the fuss and feather busi- |
the aide of their globe with appealing out
ness of marriage; we will go away
eyes.”
somewhere by ourselves, dear; there
will be no flourish, no cards, no cere
Proper Definition.
mon y—”
Whereupon the girl indignantly In
Little Lemuel—Bay, paw, what is
terrupted with the observation: "My
the meaning of “premonition?’"
Paw—It’s what alls people who say dear, we may dispense with the flour |
ish, but I shall certainly insist upon a
“I told you so,” son.
ceremony.”—Boston Transcript
10-11
< Granulated Eyclds,
(BEE Eyes inflamed by expo-
V- . sure to Sun. Dusland Wind
• . quickly relieved by Marina
I
W Get EyeBemedy. No Smarting,
—7a Y just Eye Comfort. At
Your Druggist’s 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye
Salvein T ubes 25c. ForBookoftheEyefrccask
Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
Common Incident.
“What's the trouble here?” asked
the policeman.
“Nothing serious,” answered the
movie manager. "One of my patrons
asked a woman In front of him to take
off her hat and she invited him out
side to hear her opinion of him.”—
Exchange.
Self-Starter.
“I’ll bet you do some cranky thing
to make your wife begin the tirades
you complain of.”
"Nothing In the cranky way doing.
She's a self-starter." — Baltimore
American.
Best of References.
"The cook is leaving today and
wants me to give her a recommenda
tion, but I don't know what to say.”
“You might say she is a good work
er.”
“A good worker! She’s anything
but that.”
“Oh, I don't know. She has worked
us for $30 a month and her board, has
n’t she?”—Pittsburgh Dispatch.
A N ew REMENY FOl
BACKACHE, KIDHEYS, RHEUMATISM.
S uccess of
Dear Mr. Editor —I suffered for years
with backache. Last March I tried
"Anuric” and have used this new kid
ney medicine recently discovered by
Dr. Pierce, and it was wonderful the
way it eased the pain and gave me
relief in such a short time. I have
tried several medicines, but "Anuric”
is the only one that gave satisfaction.
I feel it my duty to recommend
"Anuric Tablets” to any one who suffers
as I did.
(Signed) MRS. MARGARET E. SNIDER.
NOTE: Folks in town and adjoining
counties are delighted with the results
they have obtai neu by usi ng " A N UHK!,”
the newest discovery of Dr. Pierce, who
is bead of the INVALIDS’ HOTEL and
SURGICAL INSTITUTE, in Buffalo, N. Y.
Those who started the day with a back
ache, stiff legs, arms and muscles, and
an aching head ( worn out before the
day began because they were in and out
of bed half a dozen times at night ) are
appreciating the perfect rest, comfort
and new strength they obtained from
Dr. Pierce's Anuric Tablets. To prove
that this is a certain uric acid solvent
and conquers headache, kidney and
bladder diseases and rheumatism, if
you’ve never used the " Anuric,” cut
this out and send ten cents to Doctor
Pierce for a large sample package. This
will prove to you that "Anuric” is
thirty - seven times more active than
lithia in eliminating uric acid—and the
most perfect kidney and bladder cor
rector. If you are a sufferer, go to your
best druggist and ask for a 50-cent box
of "Anuric." Yon run no risk for Dr.
Pierce’s good name stands behind thia
wonderful new discovery as it has for
the past half century for his "Golden
Medical Discovery,” a general tonic
made from roots with pure glycerine
which makes the blood pure, his "Fa-
vorite Prescription" for weak women
and " Pleasant Pellets ” for liver ills.