T W IC E
A
W EEK
G resham O utlook
VOL. 15, NG. 86
STUDENTS, ALUMNI
HAVE JOLLY TIME
GRESIIAM, MULTNGMAII COUNTY, OREGON, FRIDAY. OEUE.MBER 25, 11125
HOLLY WELL CULTIVATED
BRINGS EAIR RETURNS
COMMUNITY XMAS EXERCISES
THOUGHT GREAT SUCCESS
Ford Goes to California
TUESDAYS
AND
FRIDAYS
#1.50 Per Year
GRADE SCHOOL HAS
SPLENDID PROGRAM
W hen a b eautiful holly w reath is
hung in th e window a t th e appro ach
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| of th e holiday season, how m any ever
T he hom e com ing exercises of th in k of w here it com es from or how
T h ere w as not a dull m om ent a t th e
T he follow ing com m unication from , Boys and g irls 10 y ea rs and under
G resham Union high school W ednes-
Golly is grow n and m atu red ? H.
G
resham
g rad e school exercises W ed
W. S tro n g is th e la rg e st gro w er of ' R. E. C annon, ch airm an of th e com - w ere trea ted first. T he splendid’ tre a t
day w ere all th a t w as expected of
nesday aftern o o n from tlie m om ent of
holly in th is section, having one anti a m u n ity C h ristm as tree com m ittee. w as m ade possible th ro u g h th e dona
the Invocation by Dr. G. W. H uett to
them , w hen 60 alu m n i g ath ered w ith half ac re s set out to th is sh ru b . He
. ,
..
tlons of candy, n u ts an d o ran g es from
... .
the ap p e aran c e of S an ta C laus w ith
th e p rese n t stu d e n ts in th e assem bly [ freq u en tly realizes from one to two voices th e sen tim en t of th e o th e r A. W. M etzger * Co., W
alrad M ercan
his g ra tu ito u s d istrib u tio n of oranges
room and spent as happy a tw o hou rs ,ons o t holly from th is acreag e in a m em bers of the com m ittee as w ell as tile com pany. Cecil M etzger. 20th Cen-
and candy canes. T he au d ito rium w as
the
feelings
of
th
e
com
m
unity
at
tu
ry
G
rocery.
G
resham
D
rug
com
as c a refre e young people can m ake for seaso u - depending on th e am ount of
ap p ro p riately decorated in th e C h rist
pany, G. M. D avidson, T he O scarette
them selves. M usical num bers, stu n ts, m oi8ture w hicl> has b‘‘e '‘ K>'-en to th e a t la rg e :
mas colors, w ith eight bam lsom e tree s
“As ch airm an of th e com m unity W elling's R e sta u ra n t, W ithrow 's, Ta
speeches and ex periences m ade th e
tluring th e sum m er,
o rn am en tin g th e front of th e room .
C
h
ristm
as
tre
e
activ
ities
I
d
esire
to
b
er's
P
harm
acy,
D
epp's
Racket
store
tim e go all too sw iftly and w hen they
W hile th e grow ing of holly does not
T h ere w as a larg e num ber of ad m ir
L ester
disbanded, it w as w ith th e hope of en- en tail a g rea t deal of expense or labor, th a n k all who donated th e ir services and the C om m ercial club.
ing p are n ts and frien d s p resent and
to
m
ake
th
e
p
rogram
,
tree,
tr
e
a
t
an
d
S
pencer
gave
>1.00
cash
.
George
P
res
joying a sim ilar reu n io n again next Mr- S tro n g does observe th a t d u rin g a
proudly th e little folks w ent thro u g h
dry season, th e m ore cu ltiv atio n th a t all else connected w ith th e occasion ton >2.50 and K. A Miller, of the Bank
year.
th eir num bers w hich show ed splendid
such
a
splendid
success.
E
very
re-
of
G
resham
.
$5.00.
Mr.
W
ack,
of
L.
A
T he m usical n um bers w ere fine. Is given it, th e g re a te r th e o u tp u t la ter
tra in in g on tlie p art of tlie teachers.
Miss D oris Z im m erm an sang tw o o n - Tw o y ea rs ago w hen a d ro u th q u est w as m et w ith such a lib eral re- W ack * Co., fu rn ish ed th e red and
D ifferent p a rts of th e program would
sponse,
all
h
as
been
a
p
leasu
re.
It
green
m
osquito
n
ettin
g
and
th
rea
d
p leasing solos, "T re e s" and "A s 1 condition existed, it w as noticed th a t
no doubt appeal to different m em bers
has
been
my
privilege
to
a
ssist
w
ith
for
th
e
bags
w
hile
th
e
dom
estic
art
W ent A -R oam ing.”
R e p resen tativ e w here th e holly w as w ell cu ltiv ated , a
of tlie audience, but an o u tstan d in g
stu d e n ts of Oregon A g ricu ltu ra l col- good c r°P w as grow n, w hile th o se who C h ristm as tre e s and p ro g ram s in con- d ep artm en t of th e high school madt
num ber w as the “Toy C elebration."
nection
w
ith
them
in
past
y
ea
rs
b
u
t
|
th
e
bags
and
a
dozen
g
irls
sacked
the
lege, U niversity of O regon and S tate failed to cu ltiv ate, realized b ut a
In th is tlie ch ild ren im personated a
th e recen t com m unity C h ristm as tre e I candy, n uts, am i oranges.
N orm al sang sev eral of th e ir respec- m eager q u an tity .
frog, a rab b it, soldiers, dolls, etc., in
program
h
ere
in
G
resham
gave
m
e
:
"T
he
program
was
co
n
trib
u
ted
by
tive college songs. T he o rc h e stra and ' T his clim ate is co n sidered ideal for
O. N. F ord, for five y ea rs m an ag er fine sty le and a little Ja p a n e se boy
band w ere on hand d ispensing th e ir th e production of holly, alth o u g h th e m ore p le asu re th an any previous ex- the ch u rch es, band, schools and tndi- of th e P o rtlan d Gun club, and a c h a m was a re a listic jack in th e box th a t r e
perience.
viduals
of
G
resham
.
T
he
one
re
g
re
t
usual high class selections and Ed- dem and is m ore or less lim ited, ac-
" I especially w ish to th a n k A. w as th e w eath er m aking it n ecessary pion stiot, has severed bis connection fused to stay put. A nother catchy
w ard and R ay S tro n g drew h e a rty en- cording to Mr. S trong. Many tim es a t
w ith th e local club and will go to C al num ber was "B ill" by four child ren ,
cores w ith th e ir n um bers on th e h a r- . the beginning of the season a good B ru n n er for allow ing us to cu t a tre e to ad journ to the G resham grade ifornia w here he w ill he m an ag er of w hich w as exceedingly tru e to life in
along his line fence. Mr. B ru n n er r e school au d ito riu m w hich proved too
m onica.
grad e of a rtic le w ill com m and a fair
the gun club g ro u n d s of th e Pacific re p rese n tin g tlie im proved m an n ers
S everal of th e stu d e n ts re p re se n t- price, th en w hen th e re is an over-load- m ained a fte r we had left w ith the sm all to accom m odate th e crow d. Ei
Im provem ent com pany w hich is devel and d ep o rtm en t of ch ild ren ju st before
tre
e
and
re
stre
tc
h
e
d
th
e
w
ires
and
r
e
tiination
of
the
num
ber
atten
d
in
g
w
as
1 ing th e high« I- in s t it u t io n s o f le a r n in g in c of M m market, Wttfc an tBferior
oping 50,000 acres a t Del Monte. It C h ristm as. P erh ap s the m ost ap p lau se
th ro u g h o u t the sta te spoke on th e ! quality, th e p rice will suddenly slum p, paired th e fence. It was no easy task as large as 1500. I w ant to sta te to will be tin' biggest sp o rtin g grounds was called fo rth by th e C h ristm as p a r
m e rits of higher education as resp e ct- | T his year holly has been a d ru g on the to find a sy m m etrical tre e ap p ro p riate those who cam e from a d istance and in th e co u n try and the g rea test tr a p ty w h erein a sadly overtaxed m other
for th e occasion, especially w here it w ere unable to h ear th e program , th a t shooting p lan t in existence, it is said.
ing th e schools th ey atten d .
m arket. Much h as been shipped in
F ord is a vice presid en t and d irecto r was endeavoring to g et h er ch ild ren
B efore th e conclusion of th e exer- from C anada and th e c o u n try is sim w as possible to load it on th e W alrad should an o th er y ear see a com m unity of tlie A m erican T rap sh o o tin g a sso p ro p erly d rilled for a tten d a n ce a t a
tru
c
k
w
hich
w
as
donated
for
th
a
t
p
u
r-
C
hristm
as
tre
e
in
G
resham
and
th
e
ciation and is very activ e In its a f C h ristm as p arty . A dainty num ber on
cises, w hich m arked th e beginning of ply flooded w ith holly.
pose.
' program cannot be given in th e open, fairs.
th e w in ter holiday vacation, th e a th
Mr. S tro n g says th ey have realized
Mr. Ford lias lived nt th e clubhouse, the p rogram w as a lullaby song by 29
“The P o rtlan d E le ctric Pow er com- f th e re w ill be am ple space provided in
letic letterm en w ere p resen ted w ith [ w ell in th e m aking of th e holly
at
Je u n e statio n , and is w ell know n to little g irls w ith th e ir dolls.
th e ir le tte rs for th e 1925 season. w reath s, possibly b etter th a n w ith th e pany of P o rtlan d donated th e juice to a building la rg e enough to accom mo- G resham b u sin ess houses. All wish
T h ree p a sto rs of G resham , the Revs.
lig h t th e tre e and Mr. Cleveland, date all. We may have to build th at him g re a t success in his new field.
C hairm an L aw rence m ade th e p rese n b ran ch es not m ade ufi. T h ere have
H
uett,
H o rstm an n and K lotzbach,
ta tio n of the le tte rs to th e football been y ears w hen he h as realized as m ayor of G resham , « ranged for th e building but we will have th e ncco-
gave
b
rief
sk etch es of th e life of
Nl’EUTAUULAR GAME
men, the personnel of th e team being m uch as >1,000 from an acre, but he is re n tin g of th e w ire and light. H e also m odations.
C hrist, applying his ru les of conduct
assisted
us
in
actin
g
as
S
an
ta
C
laus
“A
gain
to
all
w
ho
in
any
way
con-
IS
WON
BY
LEGION
as follow s: H arvey A nderson, Clin- | w ary of ad vising anyone to go into th e
to tlie lives of people today. Tile sin g
and says he enjoyed it im m ensely. He trib u ted to th e success of th e com-
ton C halker. F ra n k S m ith. H arvey holly bllsiness a8 a m ean8 of livelI.
The A m erican Legion basket ball ing of sev eral songs tty th e en tire body
especially enjoyed th e sm all ch ild ren m unity C h ristm as tre e exercises, I de
Brow n, E ldore Joh n so n , Floyd Me- hood, as tb e
¡s badly overdone.
who would not ta k e a tre a t from any- sire to extend th a n k s and pledge my- team downed tlie W estern E lectric of pupils was tine and c e rta in ly in
K inney, Loyd S alisbury, H orace W ih- I
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spiring.
j
|
one
else except him self and w ho re - , self to a ssist ag ain should my ser- q u in tet last night 31 to 27 in th e best
Ion, M elville Richey and Dale A ltm an.
Ju st as P rin cip al QuicksHli w as tr y
<■range L eaders Meet for ( ont'ereiiee. m ained to tell him w hat they w anted vices be desired. It is im possible for gam e played h ere th is year. It rt
T he le tte rs of th e baseb all team
R epresen tativ es of th e n in e subordi- | fo r C h ristm as.
me to m ention p erso n ally all who as- qu ired a live-m inute overtim e period ing to tak e th e vote of th e stu d e n t
m em bers w ere p resen ted to those
n ate g ran g es m et a t th e city h all in , “Five h u n d red bags of candy, n u ts sisted and in fear of o m itting some for th e Legion basket sh o o ters to body and find out ju st who believed
ea rn in g them by P rin c ip a l Cannon.
T h o s e r e c e iv in g th e 1925 i n s i g n ia w e r e G r e s h a m l a s t S atu r(lay to Iay Plan s j and o ran g es w ere d istrib u ted and a l-I nam es, I sh all not a tte m p t to m ake a b rea k tlie strin g of 10 straig h t w ins th e re w as rea lly a S an ta and who did
which W estern E lectric held up until not, th e re w as a sh a rp decisive rap a t
ai „.„ i.-.,o„ ,
Clinton C halker, A
lvin K aser, F ra n k for an an n u a l m eeting day to be held though slig h tly sticky, ow ing to get- list. T h an k s for th e splendid coop-
th e door. T h ere was m uch expectancy
som e tim e in th e m iddle of Ja n u a ry , | tin g dam p ju s t before being d istrib - eratio n , and yours for a bigger b etter ast night.
K uhlm an, E arl Stone, P h ilip W right,
Wto'n tlie reg u latio n tim e had been and tlnnlly to se ttle nil doubts on the
th e purp o se of w hich is a m u tu al get- qted, they w ere duly ap p reciated , i com m unity activ ity next y ear.”
H arvey
Brow n,
Lloyd
A rvidson, to g eth er of th e a g ric u ltu ra l forces. !
question, S an ta C laus him self w alked
I -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- played th e score stoo.l 27 all and
V aughn McCann and M elville Richey.
G resham cam e from behind in a spec down tlie aisle having ju st arriv ed
T hree com m ittees w ere appointed at
SOLICITED EOR
|
Eastern Star Chapter Elects,
th is m eeting, an a g ric u ltu ra l, a hom e
PROTECTIVE SOCIETY At tn e m eeting of G resham C hapter a c u la r finish to tie it up at th a t count. witli bis pack. He shook b au ds very
Rabbit Breeders Hold Meeting.
econom ics and a com m ittee com posed j
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E a ste rn S tar, w hich w as held th e first After a few m inutes re st (lie two co rd ially witli Mr. Q ulcksall and
The Oregon R abbit B ree d ers’ a sso
of th e le c tu re rs of each of th e nine j T he Pacific P ro tectiv e society is n ig h t in DeCem ber th e follow ing of- earns again tangled, d u rin g which seem ed to be tlie em bodim ent itself of
ciation >1
i v
i i / | granges. I hese com m ittees will m eet m aking an ap p eal for aid on behalf of fleers w ere elected : A nna L undquist. G resham scored tw o m ore goals to good- will anil wholesom e C hristm as
th e E rro l H eights hall S aturday. T he 1 ncxt S atu rd ay aftern o o n a t P le a sa n t
elieer. It w as n ecessary to call the
C. J. L undquist, none for th e elec tricia n s, giving (hi
b usiness of th e evening w as h u rrie d ly Valley to m ake p lan s for th is affair, th e u n fo rtu n a te ones in its care. T he ■ w orthy m a tro n :
a ssista n ce of several of tlie la rg e r
ocals th e ir 31 to 27 win.
dispensed w ith, a fte r w hich a sh o rt w hich is to be a g en eral rally in g along appeal is se n t th ro u g h th e O utlook w orthy p a tro n ; Jo se p h in e H aley, asso-
boys to help S an ta and Mr. Q ulcksall
G
resham
sta
rte
d
ofT
slow
ly
and
had
ciate m a tro n ; C lara P u lfer, se cre
p ro g ram w as given. T he tim e w as a g ric u ltu ra l lines for th e y ear 1926. i because m uch farm in g is being ca rrie d
ta ry ; C a rrie C am eron, tre a s u re r; lifflculty in locating th e hoop. The d istrib u te tb-j goodies to t lie children.
sp ent in dancing old tim e dances to i dea8 Wjy be outlined an d a definite on in th e vicinity of G resham , and it
T ills aftern o o n m ark s tlie beginning
G ladys Hoyt, co n d u c tress; Editli Teg- first h alf ended 11 to 5 in favor of tin
the accom panim ent of th e piano. T he ' goaI estab lish ed to be aim ed a t in the is hoped th a t farm ers w ill be w illing
visitors, w ho did not have th e hall of tlie m id -y ear vacation, school to re
a rt, asso ciate co n d u ctress.
ladies of th e o rg an izatio n had p re w ork of th e g ran g es th ro u g h o u t the to donate po tato es and o th er veget
Tlie ap pointive officers for th e o r often but m ade It good when they did sum e ag ain on J a n u a ry 4.
p ared a very pleasan t su rp rise by com ing year.
ables.
g anization
w ere « F lo ren ce
Beers, have it.
serv in g sandw iches, coffee and cake.
T his society has four in stitu tio n s to A dah; M arie Oor8age> R u th ; Made-
Till- en tlro local team played tilt GREN 11 A M PANTOR GIVEN
Add to y o u r incom e, su b tra c t from je a r e fo r: th e C ottage h ospital, th e )ine E lkington, E s th e r; C lara John- kind of a gam e you like to see and In
SURPRISE BV FRIENDS
Maybe w h at you d o n 't need some your losses, m ultiply your re tu rn s, dl-
one else w ants. T ry an ad in th e vide your expenses, by u sin g W ant A lbertina K err N ursery home, th e | 80n, M artha; Je n n ie Shelton, E lecta; dicatio n s a re th a t they w ill develop as
T he Rev. anil Mrs. W. T. K lotzbach
classified.
Louise Home and th e P o rtlan d Com- M ary McManus, m a rsh a l; Mabel Ott, stro n g a team us last y e a r’s «ham -
Ads.
w
ere
hap p ily su rp rised W ednesday
¡m ons. D uring th e p ast year it pro- (.hal(ia in; E m m a W alrad. w ard en ; pions.
j vided for 189 g irls, 234 babies, and (}iadyg Ruegg, o rg a n ist; Clyde Ruegg,
Next w eek's gam e will he announced evening by betw een 30 and 40 p a rish
ioners and frien d s who g ath ered at the
j over 500 men, w om en and ch ildren.
sentinel.
n th e T uesday issue of th e Outlook.
p
arso n ag e to wish them th e com pli
Any kind of vegetables w ill be glad-
Public in stallatio n of th ese officers
Sandy Union high q u in tet triu m p h ed m en ts of th e season. But It d id n 't
j ly accepted.
D onations should be j wrj tak e place n ex t Monday evening,
over th e G resham high ill tlie p relim stop w ith a "M erry C h ristm as." Some
| sen t to 195 B urnside stre e t, P o rtlan d , Decem ber 28, at th e Masonic ball.
in ary to tlie L egion gam e by a 18 to 9 bore la rg e b ask ets, som e boxes of
C. O. D. S acks w ill be retu rn ed if de- ,
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score.
F ren ch refereed both gam es.
varying sh ap es and sizes, th e re w as a
Thos. H arvey of G resham lias been o r about D ecem ber 15,- 1925, in am ple sired.
; T he ro b b ers of th e A ylsw orth A-
a F ord ow ner for m any y ea rs and of tim e for y o u r convenience on Ja n u a ry
live chicken, a sack of Hour accom
W. G. M cLaren is g en eral su p erin - M artin sto re can now m ake th e ir
B usiness is bu ilt on ad v e rtisin g ; panied by a C h ristm as « aril, also m any
la te y ears w ith license num b ers ru n - i first.
te n d en t of th e w ork of th e P ro tectiv e | frien d s some handsom e p resen ts and buying
is enco u rag ed by ad v e rtisin g ;
n ing up into five and six figures he has , 1 a m .in h ” Pes th a t th e licen se num -
h a r e a good supply left for them selves. [th e public is benefited by n d v e rtlsn /. o th er a rtic le s, besides a liberal con
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.
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her assigned to you may he found sat- society.
had difficulty in rem em bering th e igfactory in every w ay_ alld as atate<1
trib u tio n of money. Tlie p asto r and
num ber assigned his ea r. Mr. H arvey in your poetical plea, in its use be
bis w ife exp ressed th e ir g ra titu d e by
is quite philosophical and poetical as found some com pensation for any ap-
RED LETTER DAYS
w ords of tim ely ap p reciatio n .
w eli. E x pressing his req u e st h u m o r - ; bare,?t sh o rtco m in g s or difficulties
P re a c h e rs a r c su ch good men as a
, ,
,
,
„ ,,
w hich you m ay be called upon to ex-
ously in rhym e be sen t th e follow ing: perience in your o p eratio n of th e car.
ru le th a t it Is u su ally b ard to get one
B j I - at wondco . fu l C h r istm as Eve
i I w ish, also, to ex p ress my a p p re c ia
Ode to Silin A. Kozer.
over on them , but w hen th e o p p o rtu n i
when the S unday S chool had their -.
tion of your th o u g h tfu ln e ss in subm lt-
C hr istm as t r e e e x e r c is e s A n d
To any m an w hose eye th is reach es
ty p rese n ts Itself, It is h ard to pass by.
A fter , nearly all the t > resewts had
T he w rite r now m ost hum bly be- ting your ap p licatio n in ad vance of th e
It was not know n Just w h at ru se
an
n
u
a
l
ru
sh
of
business
and
in
th
is
seeches
B een G iven out .— A nd Youn. h e a r t
would
g et Mr. K lotzbach over to his
m
anner
a
ssist
in
th
e
prom
pt
d
ispatch
was B e g in n in g - to S i n k B ecause Y ou
A num ber suitab le to adorn
of the w ork of th e d ep artm en t.
home from th e ch u rch n ex t door
h a u n t received a single thing - — and
My oid tim e Lizzie m ost forlorn.
T ru stin g you may enjoy your full
F in a l l y the S c / p e r in te m D awt reached
S he’s of th e vintage of seventeen,
■where be w as holding th e m id-w eek
m easu re of success an d p ro sp erity
up FofL t h a t B e a u t if u l big ^ D o l l w h - ch
A w orse old w reck w as never seen.
p ray er m eeting. F in ally a m essenger
d
u
rin
g
th
e
com
ing
y
ear.
I
rem
ain
You HAD wot even D a r e d to h o pe t o il —
So give me a num ber to com pensate
w as se n t te llin g him som e people at
and C a l l e d o u t Y O U IX . nam e —
F o r th is te rrib le , aw ful, ro tte n sta te w ith kind p erso n al reg a rd s. A lw ays
O h -OH - NEVER. WILL THAT DAY'
the p arso n ag e w ished to see him. He
So all w ho see and th in k they know s b ea r. *n m ind th e accom panying ad-
m
n it m n
If
xx-1
I
rm
o anyone.
n v /in n
m n onition.
It
w ill
not l h i a arm
BE for -G o t t e o —
her
h astened to dism iss th e m eeting and
W ill say. “ H e’s got a sta n d in w ith I Very tru ly yours.
w ent qu ick ly to his hom e w here the
SAM A. KOZER. S ec’y of S tate.
Sam A. K ozer.”
frien d s w ere seated w aitin g for his
—
ap p earan ce.
Come a c ro st big, don't ever act yellow . H ere's a license for your Ford.
A poor ru le ca n , be bro k en by any
Now give th a n k s u nto th e Lord
Now, as every one know s, a p re a c h
good fellow.
I T h at a flivver you can afford.
er d early loves to u n ite couples in the
But give me a num ber so easy to re- ( T hese a re th e p lates you really need,
tie th a t binds. J u s t why rem ain s a
m em ber
| B ut be carefu l about your speed,
m ystery, for p re a c h e rs a r e n ’t su p
T h ey'll all know I got It in ea rly No- | F or if old Lizzie tak es a pitch
vem ber.
I Down into an aw ful ditch
posed to hold a g ru d g e a g a in st any
T his m ay lessen your labor and put : 'Tw ill su rely in ju re your h ealth y
one. So when Mr. K lotzbach w as
liver
you in rig h t
asked why he h a rrie d hom e so
And gladden my h e a rt w ith special de- To be lying 'n eath th e flivver.
prom ptly w hen called, he rep lied, "I
light.
I So if your h ealth you re a lly prize
I t w ill m ake Lizzie p ra n c e both for- You should su rely realize
th ought m aybe it w as a couple w a n t
ard and b ack 'ard
T h a t it w ould be w orth y o u r w hile
ing to g et m a rrie d "
And m ake people th in k I'm driving a To spend tw o m in u tes on a mile.
P ack a rd
, And w hen you go aro u n d a cu rv e
Musical Twins N olic llom cstle
T hen when the Sage of Y am hill asks. D on't display your rec k less nerve,
Problem.
“ Who Is your ho sier?"
1 J u s t be su re to use your b rak e
In stead of C harles Berg I'll yell, "Sam ! F o r your flivver’s and y o u r co u n try 's
A p le asa n t little sto ry is going th e
A. Kozer.
sake.
rounds as to baby tw in s w hose m oth
THOMAS HARVEY. ! (C ontributed by v ario u s In terested
er,
even, could not tell one from th e
1
I p erso n s).
T his unique method of applying for j
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o th er. T h eir fath e r, how ever, w as In
a license in terested th e ever v e rsa tile
Mr. H arvey m ade his acknow ledg-
no such difficulty. He w as a piano
and friendly S ecre tary of S tate Kozer m ent and rep ly in th e sam e vein as his
utter. H is w ay of discovering w hich
o rig in al req u est. H er* It is: •
was w hich of th e babies was to pinch
and he replied as follow s:
each of them
T hey both would cry,
D ear Mr. H a rv e y :—Your ap p lica n t F our thou san d four hu n d red fo rty -fo u r
n a tu ra lly -a n d th a t solved th e prob
for 1926 license for your F ord to u rin g How could an y one ask for m ore.
ca r. m otor num ber 2262702, has been Or b etter tre a tm e n t th an I got
lem
" T h a t’s W illiam ." th e fa th e r
re fe rre d to m e for atte n tio n , to g eth er From Sam A. Kozer for a lot of ro t
would say, "h e ’s cry in g on high C;
w ith th e accom panying “Ode" w hich I In rhym e ab o u t my oldtim e Lizzie?
and th a t's Ja m es— he's alw ays h alf a
have read w ith m uch in te re st and a p When I saw th e num ber I su re w ent
tone low er.”
dizzy
preciation.
In reply, would advise th a t your ap W ith delight, and Joy and g ratitu d e.
plication w as found In o rd er and m o All of w hich show s his re c titu d e
B right say in g s by m odern th in k e rs
to r vehicle license No. 4444 assigned And I only hope th a t you w ill be
a re found In th e w ant colum n.
S
ecre
tary
of
S
tate
perpetually.
to your c a r for th e ensu in g year. L i
THOS HARVEY.
cense p lates w ill be fo rw arded you on
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Ford Owner Uses Poetry in Applying
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