WHY THE 1)00 DIED
' all de bosses and cows, and de dog
JUNE ENTERTAINERS,
FAIRVIEW
T he follow ing sto ry is from onr old died. Yes, boss, yo dog am su re
ROCKWOOD, JUNE 17
) dead.
"W insom e T ra its of C h a ra c te r” w ill
frien d "B ill” Congdon, prom inent c it
A fine program has been p rep ared
izen of G resham and V ernonia. It ■ “ How did th e b arn catch fire, Mose?' be th e them e p f a serm on .Sunday
m orning at 11 ^o’clock a t th e Sm ith for th e en te rta in m e n t by th e E pw orth
"S p ark s from de house, boss."
sounds Just like Congdon. He m ust
"W hat, th e house burned too?"
M em orial P re sb y teria n ch u rc h by the L eag u ers a t th e Rockwood G range
have had in m ind th e difficulties the
“Yes, boss. S p ark s from de house p asto r. Rev. E. R. D. H ollensted. Sun h all on T uesday evening, Ju n e 17. The
re p o rte r has som etim es to get news
program co n sists of in stru m e n ta l
o u t of som e people. T he editor has flew over and catched de b arn and de day school a t 10 a. m.
T he ladies of Sm ith M emorial P res num bers, songs, duets and choruses,
had a hard stru g g le w ith Congdon’s hosses burned up and de dog eat so
ch iro g rap h y . Everybody in th e O ut m uch burned hoss flesh d at de dog b y terian ch u rc h w ill hold a tea a t th e read in g s an d a play. T he young peo
look office from th e devil up has tried ; died too. De dog su re am dead, boss. hom e of Mrs. S. L. Lockw ood near ple hope for h ea rty su p p o rt in th e ir
"W ell, Mose, how did th e house B aird sd ale sta tio n on T h u rsd ay after efforts to benefit them selves and th e
to in te rp re t som e of his m arks. T he
catch Are?”
noon, Ju n e 19. Mrs. W. E. Stone, Mrs. com m unity th ro u g h th e ir e n te rta in
follow ing is th e re su lt:
"F rom de candles, boss, from de Cedric S tone an d Mrs. Guy S hafer will m ents.
A rich so u th e rn gentlem an w as in ; candles. You see de can d les ca u g h t
assist. All ladies a re co rd ially invit
poor h ealth and w ent to th e m oun de cu rta in s and de c u rta in s ca u g h t de
ed to attend.
CAMP HILL
ta in s fo r an absolute rest. He did not casing and de house b urned and de
w a n t an y le tte rs from home. In fact, sp a rk s cau g h t de b arn and de b arn
Mrs. A lexander Thom pson, delegate
TROUTDALE
h is w hereab o u ts w as unknow n.
burned and burned up de hosses. De
to th e d em ocratic n atio n al convention
A fter som e m onths he arriv ed back dog ea t de burned hoss flesh an d he
A fine SVa-pound boy, F red erick left P o rtlan d S unday n ig h t to atten d
in his hom e tow n and sen t for his i su re am dead.
D ale, w as b o rn T h u rsd ay , Ju n e 12, to th e convention w hich opens Ju n e 24
"W h at w ere they u sin g th e candles Mr. and Mrs. F. H. H oecker a t the In New York. On th e way, Mrs
colored se rv a n t to come and get him.
hom e of th e la tte r's p are n ts, Mr. and T hom pson w ill visit h e r old hom e la
On th e w ay home th e m aster asked for, Mose?"
“ Dey had dem round de coffin, boss. Mrs. H. E. B ram hall. M other and Louisville, K entucky, w here she w ill
Mose if th e re w as anything p a rtic u
"Coffin!—and who is dead?”
atten d K en tu ck y ’s 1924 hom e coining
baby are doing well.
la rly new.
“ Yo m other-in-law , boss. Yo w ont
a celeb ratio n w hich w ill la st for one
“No new s, boss, no new s,” said |
have to b o th er wid h er no moh, boss
week, beginning Ju n e 16. She w ill be
Mose.
SPRING DALE
“And w h at w as th e m a tte r w ith my
aw ay from P o rtlan d u n til A ugust
"W hat, nothing new since I left?
m other-in-law th a t she died.
T he m eeting of th e S p rin g d ale and w ill v isit places of in te re st in th e
T ell me, Mose, w hat has happened in
"W ell, boss, I h ea rd dem ta lk in N eedle club, w hich w as to have m et east, and relativ es in th e so u th and
m y absence. A nything, no m a tte r how
'ro u n d de coffin and dey said she w ith Mrs. D. W oodard on Ju n e 11, has m iddle west.
sm all. I w ant to h ear th e news.
grieved too m uch 'b o u t yo w ife ru n - been postponed to a la te r date. Mrs
The Camp H ill W om an’s club m et at
“AU de new s d a r is,” said Mose, "is 1
n in ’ aw ay wid de h o stler. O utside W oodard and h e r in fa n t son have left th e home of Mrs. A. Z inger on B ark er
d a t yo’ dog is dead.”
ob dat, boss, d er a in 't no p a rtic u la r for th e co ast, Intending to be gone road and Pow ell V alley la st W ednes
“W hat, my dog dead?”
news.
day aftern o o n . A p ap er w as read by
for som e tim e.
“Yes, boss, yo dog am dead."
Mrs. Bay on th e m em bership drive
"W ell, Mose, w h at happened to my
Mr. and Mrs. G ran t Bell a re h ere on
T hose Good N ash C lothes
w hich is being m ade for th e W om an’s
dog th a t he died?”
six w eeks' v acation trip , after
All wool, tailo red to m easu re, su it or
C onvalescent Home.
"H e a te too m uch b u ri^ hoss flesh, overcoat >23.50. T he b est clo th es on w hich they w ill r e tu rn to C alifornia
Mrs. S um m ers of C orvallis, Mon
boss, and he sho’ am dead.”
ea rth for th e price. P. F. Black. w h ere Mr. Bell h as a g o v ern m en t po tan a, is v isitin g h e r d au g h ter, Mrs.
“W here did he get th e b u rn t horse G resham , Oregon. Phone 1801.—Adv. sition.
Bay on Pow ell V alley road.
f itth , Mose?”
Mrs. E. H ew itt celeb rated h e r 76th
A lbert H o rn eck er h as
retu rn ed
P iano T uning.
"W ell, yo see th e b a rn burned,
b irth d a y on Ju n e 9.
from a six -m o n th s’ sta y in so u th ern
P
ian
o
tu
n
in
g
$3.
P
iano
and
organ
boss. Yes, de b a rn burned and killed rep airin g . F red B. Jones. Phone o r
A F o rd to u rin g c a r w as found California.
e a t so m uch burned hoss flesh dat he ders to Outlook. 1561. or TAbor 8952. p ark ed by H. N. C h risten se n ’s place
Mrs. E dw ards, Mrs. B unn and Mrs.
T uesday evening, en tirely o ut of gas. R ogers atten d ed a luncheon given by
T he c a r had been sta n d in g along side Mrs. N eaubauer a t her hom e in Rose
th e highw ay for ab o u t four hours City P ark.
w hen Mr. C h risten sen w en t up to in
Miss L an o ra Sink is spending th e
v estigate. Mr. C h risten sen rep o rted sum m er a t h er hom e “W eona P lace
th e m a tte r to th e P o rtlan d police and a fte r a y e a r’s teach in g in B aker, O re
th e c a r n um ber had alre ad y been gon. Miss Sink has been a t th e head
tu rn e d in as stolen. I t w as p u t in of th e dom estic science d ep a rtm en t of
C h risten sen 's b arn for th e n ig h t and B aker public schools for a num ber of
th e ow ner cam e a fte r it th e follow ing years.
day.
The L au rel Sunday school at th e
Lynch school is being w ell attended.
Tickets $1.10, including tax.
Ladies Free
WOOD SAWING
Sunday school Is front 10 to 11. Mrs.
Special Chicken Supper 50c
Q uickly and efficiently done by ex VIel L aw rence is actin g as su p e rin
p erts. All o rd e rs prom ptly attended
tendent, Mrs. H a rry B ourne pianist,
to re g a rd le ss of size.
GEO. SHAW Phone 22» ED. SMITH Mrs. McKee se cretary , Mrs. W ard
S haver tre a su re r, Mr. McKee c o rre s
ponding se cretary .
Mrs. B unn is spending th e w eek in
A storia w ith h e r sister.
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. V iellaus spent
Sunday w ith Mr. and Mrs. A lexander
Thom pson.
John E diend is v isitin g his siste r
Mrs. P ete r B organ, on Pow ell V alley
road.
Mrs. Chas. E rsk in e and son David of
Bend, Oregon, a re spending a m onth
v isitin g Mrs. E rsk in e of P o rtla n d and
Mrs. A lexander T hom pson a t Shady
shack.
D au g h ters and* G ra n d d au g h ters of th e g re a t Segis W alk er
M atador, a 33 pound bull, th re e of his d au g h ters have produced over
F u lav ern A cres sp en t a w eek w ith
1000 lbs. He iB a full b ro th er to M atador Segis W alker and a p atern al
h er g ran d m o th er, Mrs. T aylor.
b ro th e r to Segis P ie re rtje P rosp ect, th e only 37,000 lb. m ilk cow.
Miss V era Calp and her gran d m o th
G randsons of Segis W alker M atador from A. R. O. dam .
er a re visiting in W oodburn.
D aughter of Hazelwood H eile O rm sby K orndyke (he o u t of Hello
Mrs. Jo h n L ynch gave a picnic la st
O rm sby DeKol, 34.55 lbs.)
D aughter of J u lia n a K ing of Rock, w ith 51 A. R. O. d a u g h ters in
Monday for th e boys’ p o u ltry club
cluding the g re a t show cow and p roducer, L ady A aggie O rm sby of
T hose who assisted Mrs. Lynch w ere
Rock, 1069.53 b u tte r 1 year.
•
M esdam es Cook, L am bert, Locke, Ed
A g rand list of H olsteins from a h erd th a t is noted for its show
w ards, and Mr. and Mrs. K inder. T he
c a ttle and heavy producers.
Sale to be held F riday, Ju n e 27, on th e Dave McKeown farm , 1
boys and g irls who atten d ed w ere
[odppetites won’t rest—
m ile w est from G resham , Oregon. L unch to be served a t 11:30 a. m.
H azel Locke, J a n e E dw ards, D orothy
to vacation with ‘Pearl O il]
Sale to s ta r t im m ediately th e re a fte r.
L
am bert, Alice L am bert, V elm er Cook
T he catalog being p rep a re d gives details. Send for one.
Ray L am bert, Geo. H elb ert, John
Summer or not you
L am b ert, O rval Locke, F ritz Bay, and
Chas. E dw ards.
must keep on cook'
Mrs. Geo. F o rtn e r and tw o ch ild ren
mg and eating, so
left for E ugene Sunday m o rning to
COL. GEO. A. CUE, A uctioneer, A nbnrn, W ash.
spend tw o w eeks w ith h er sis te r and
why not make it a
E. A. KHOTEN, Sale M anager, Salem , Oregon
m other.
DANCE
At Columbia Grange Hall
JUNE 21, 1924
Dave McKeown’s Holsteins
AT AUCTION
Gresham, Oregon
-as great a relief as the mountains or sea-coast.
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THE SANITARY MARKET
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Phone 1711
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\
Phone K221
I
Friday, June 27
TWENTY-FOUR HEAD
“and
Imbdking
a cake”
DAVE McKEOWN, Owner
Gresham, Oregon
lot easier w ith a
good oil cookstove
and Pearl Oil?
A cool kitchen,
and no coal or wood
to pack! Just a clean,
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W ith Sliding Gear Transmission
O N L Y T W O touring cars now are
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powerful O verland—w ith all-steel body
and baked enamel finish—speedometer,
fou rdoorsand 24 big-car advan tages now
is only $ 1 1 5 more than the cheapest car
built w ith starter and demountable rima.
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m ore than the T ouring Car. Price» f. o. h. Toledo.
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A. J. W. BROWN, Prop.
Phone 1891
TO.
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POW ELL VALLEY
At th e Mission ch u rch n ex t Sunday
th e Rev. O. J. W ilner will p reach a t 11
o'clock on th e them e "Lo I Am W ith
You A lw ays.”
In th e evening his
them e w ill be “God’s Holy Tem ple.
S unday school m eets a t 10 o’clock and
young people’s m eeting on T uesday
evening.
E have earned the commendations
th a t have come to us. In every way
at all tim es we are faithful to our tru st and
we are studiously capable.
W
to
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BETHEL
BAPTIST
“ Th e » la d H an d
C h o re h .”
B ible School 10 a. m .. Serm on a t 11 a. m
an d 7 30 d m. L o rd ’s 8u p p er the first
S un day o f the m onth. B ib le S tu d y and
P ra is e S ervice W ednesday. 7 30 p. m.
C h o ir R eh earsal, T h u rs d a y . 7 :30 p m.
“U niversal B rotherhood Is th e Goal”
"Come thou w ith u i and we w ill do
thee good.'
PROF. O. R. SCHLAUCH, P asto r.
Ice Cream
We are prepared to fill Ice
Cream orders In large or
small quantities from 1 pint
to 100 gallons or more.
(Dtäjvn
Farmers Mutual Fire Relief Assn.
Forges Ahead.
T he y early re p o rt filed w ith th e In
su ra n c e D ep artm en t by th e F arm ers
M utual F ire R elief A ssn, show s *6.-
058,000, w ritte n d u rin g 1923 and 2210
new m em bers gained. L osses paid,
*22,437.00; in su ra n c e In force, *18,-
283,000. T he Assn, also has a su b
sta n tia l cash balance. T he low ra te
of 30c on all p ro p erty in su red by the
A ssociation w ill not be changed, w hich
enables fa rm e rs to g et ad eq u ate in
su ran c e on easy paym ents.
P re sid en t S n ash a ll
re p o rts the
Assn, a t th e p rese n t ra te of grow th
w ill sh o rtly be th e la rg e st farm ers
Assn, w est of th e Rocky m ountains.
A nyone w ishing to in su re w ill call
on Mr. H. W. S n ash all, F a ir G rounds, i
O resham , phone F a rm e rs 2101.— Adv.
ICE
Reform ed.
And a t h er req u e st you gave up
d rin k in g ?”
Monday and F riday a r e o n r Ice
Delivery day». Phone y o u r order».
Yes, sir.”
And you quit cigarette* for the
same reason?”
“I did.”
WHIPPING CREAM
“And yon no longer sw ea r because
of h er d isap p ro v al T'
We have sw eet cream for your
stra w b e rrie s or for w hipping.
"And It w as for h er th a t you gave
up dancing, p oker p a rtie s an d pool
p lay in g ?”
"A bsolutely.”
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