tl KESII AM O rr iO O K . T1 ESDAY. a ii . i s r PAGE THREE half m ast follow ing th e p resid e n t's free rep u b lic a g rea t governm ent is FAIR VIEW T h ere is a hom e or. th e Oregon death. | th e pro d u ct of a g re a t people. They co ast, facing th e Pacific ocean It is a : W hen P resid en t Coolidge w as of- will look to them selves ra th e r th an A num ber of F airview women, old sm all, fram e dw elling, p lain and u n ­ -helpful ' flcially notified, at N ortham pton, governm ent fo r success. T he destiny, friends of Mrs. S tru ck en , su rp rised p reten tio u s. Back of it for m iles i Mass., of his nom ination as th e can d i­ , the g re a tn e ss of A m erica lies aro u n d h e r on T h u rsd ay afte m o o u in h er a t­ —needful stre tc h virgin forests. d ate of his p a rty for th e office of | th e h ea rth sto n e . If th rift and in d u s­ tractiv e new hom e on th e B a rr road, In th e fro n t yard is a ta ll flagpole, j vice presid en t, he used th e follow ing try a re ta u g h t th ere, an d th e exam ple w hich has been built beside th e home —to vou on th a t flag pole for th re e days, the w ords in closing his speech of ac- i of self-sacrifice oft ap p e ars, if honor of her d au g h ter, Mrs. R. C Brooks. ' abide th ere, an d high ideals, If th e re S ta rs and S trip es, th e A m erican flag i ceptance, Ju ly 27. 1920: Mrs. S tru ck en has been a faithful | th e building of fo rtu n e be subordi- IN THE BUILDING OF YOUR hung at half m ast, proclaim ing to the “We have been tak in g counsel to ­ ! nate to th e building of c h a ra c te r, w o rk er for m any y ea rs in th e F air- w orld th a t h ere is a hom e in w hich FUTURE WHERE THE PLANS view g ran g e b ut is now u n ab le to do gether concern in g th e w elfare of th e re is love of co untry, patriotism , ! A m erica. We have spent m uch tim e j A m erica w ill live in secu rity , rejoic- much active w ork on account of lam e­ OE TODAY BECOME CON­ rev eren ce fo r our presid en t who died discussing th e affairs of governm ent i ing in an ab u n d a n t p ro sp erity and ness. T hose who joined th e p arty CRETE THINGS * * * THE in th e public service according as it yet m ost of th e g rea t concourse of ; good g overnm ent at home, and in w ere Mrs. Wm. S ales. Miss C lara FINANCIAL BACKING YOU I peace, confidence an d resp ect abroad, w as given him to see his duties. people aro u n d me hold no public of­ j If th ese v irtu e s be ab sen t th e re is no Sales. Mrs. J. W. T ow nsend, Mrs. POSSESS WILL BE n i E STEP­ F u rth e r back in th e foothills of th e fice, expect to hold no public office. F ra n k Dickenson, Mrs. E tn a W agner. PING STONE TO THE SUCCESS C ascades, on a hom estead in a clea r- I S till in solem n tr u th th ey a re th e ! pow er th a t can su p p ly th ese bless- Mrs. R. R. M orrill, Mrs. D. W. Mc­ ing, th e re is a log house of a se ttle r governm ent, they a re A m erica. AVe J ings. Look w ell th en to th e h e a rth ­ K ay and Mrs. J. M. G ran t. A d elig h t­ YOU WISH TO ATTAIN IN THE who, w ith his wife, and surrounded sh all se a rc h in vain in legislative stone, th e re in all hope for A m erica fu l social aftern o o n w as spent. SPIRIT OE A HELPFUL CO­ lies.” by th e ir children, is hew ing out of the halls, executive m ansions, and th e Among th e F airview people who OPERATION. WE SUGGEST Mr. Coolidge w as v isu alizin g th e fo re st a home. cham bers of th e ju d iciary for th e have re tu rn e d w ith in th e p ast day or AN ACCOUNT AT THIS BANK, T his hum ble hom esteader has set g rea tn ess o r th e governm ent of our kind of hom es rep rese n ted by th e tw o tw o from v ario u s beach re so rts afte r m entioned above, w here th e S ta rs and W HERE SER\ ICE AND AC­ up close to his cabin in th e clea rin g a country. We sh all behold th e re but a a vacation outing are th e fam ilies of flagpole hew n from a sta te ly young reflection, not a re a lity ; su ccessful S trip es w ere flying at h alf m ast; Jo h n Jo n as, Mr. Zooks, J. McGaw, COMMODATION IS MEASURED fir. an d th e flag in th e foothills w as at In proportion to its accuracy. In a hum ble hom es, but filled w ith sim ple Edw in B urlingam e. R. R. M orrill, Mr. BY YOUR LEGITIMATE NEEDS faith and love and re sp e c t and hon W agner, Mr. and Mrs. D. W. McKay, or—homes re p re se n tin g th e com mon Mrs. J. M. G ran t and son D onald and people of th is g re a t co u n try , th e peo Miss C lara Sales. pie who are th e governm ent. Mrs. M. W. H anel, who h as been So long as o u r govern m en t re sts visiting w ith h er p arn ts, Mr. aud Mrs (IK ESHAM MEAT MARKET th ere, no pow er can sh ak e it. w ill h e lp uolve th e q u e stio n . C hoice L am b, V eal a n d o th e r W. R ichards, for th e p ast th ree weeks, m e a ts a lw a y s on h a n d , a lso fo r th e h o t w e a th e r a sp len d id Gresham, Oregon "At night re tu rn in g , every labor sped, h as retu rn ed to her home in Eugene. He sits him down, th e m onarch of a a s s o r tm e n t of cold lu n ch m e a ts a n d R ed R ock C heese. Mrs. D. W. McKay w ent today to shed: Fresh Fish Thursdays and Fridays Sm iles by his ch eerfu l lire, and round th e Good S am aritau h o sp ital in P o rt- ' surveys land w here she will undergo a su rg i­ Home Cured Bacon and Lard a Specialty. H is ch ild ren 's looks, th a t b rig h ten at cal operation. the blaze; T he S. P. O sburn fam ily h as gone W hile his loved p a rtn e r, b oastful of A. J. W. BROWN, Prop. K inds o f R ough an d D ressed to N ew port for an outing. her hoard. Phone 1891 Pow ell S treet, G resham D isplays h er clean ly p la tte r on th e Mrs. E liza Stone and fam ily left board.”—G oldsm ith. today for C arso n 's hot sp rin g s in In th ese sim ple facts, recorded W ashington. above, lie th e se c re t of th e freedom , At Sm ith M emorial P re sb y teria n se cu rity and g re a tn e ss of th e U nited ch u rch next Sunday th e p asto r, the We Deliver S tates. Ind iv id u al love, honor and Rev. E. R. D. H oliensted, w ill preach resp ect for o n e’s co u n try can never a t the 11 o'clock service on th e su b ­ be secured w h ere a people a re too ject, "Lost B lessings." S unday school m uch ham p ered by leg islativ e ac ts w ill m eet as usual a t 10 o’clock. The O ur 7% P rio r P re fe re n ce Stock has paid dividends re g u la rly every seeking to re g u la te every p hase of Rev. F. G. S tran g e, D. D., preached Boring, Oregon Phone Sandy 13x3 th re e m onths since it w as first issued. hum an activ ity and w here th e b u r­ la st S unday in th e absence of th e dens of b u reau cracy c ru sh th e sp irit pasto r. It Is a Safe and Sound Investment of in itiativ e and am bition w hich have been th e life blood of A m erica. In A F rench scientist finds in th e great You can buy it a t $98.00 a sh are, p a r value $100, for cash or on the haze of new th eo ries tending to depths of the A rctic ocenn an argu­ easy term s. I t w ill net you 7.14% on every d o lla r you invest. becloud the m iuds of o u r people, let ment tending to show th a t the earth F re s h o r C ured, L ard, E tc., p re p a re d a n d sold u n d e r a b ­ W rite for full inform ation today. us keep our eyes fasten ed to th e fu n ­ Is slightly topshaped. the p rotuber­ so lu te ly s a n ita r y c o n d itio n s a n d a t low est dam en tal p rin cip les of o u r form of ance corresponding to th e point of the possible prices, y o u ’ll go to In v estm en t D epartm ent top being at the South pole. This, ho governm ent w hich sta n d as a beacon light to guide us aw ay from th e shoals thinks, would explain the different re­ and q u ick san d s w hich would su b ­ sults arrived at by the various m eas­ Room 605 E lectric Bldg., P o rtlan d , Oregon urem ents of astronom ers and geode­ GEO. IHETL, Prop. m erge th e individual in th e sloughs of Phone 1711 GreNtinni sists. T he differences are very small officialism and red tape. In comparison with the en tire bulk of the globe, yet they are readily ap ­ State Market Agent Department. preciable, and one of the explanations By proclam ation of G overnor Pierce, th a t has been suggested for them Is com pulsory g rad in g and labeling of th a t the ea rth Is te trah ed ral In form. TIRES AND TI BES But the Frenchm an thinks the top- po tato es will be a law of Oregon on an d a fte r S eptem ber 15, and in co n ­ shape theory is preferable. T he fact Tires th a t to an eye looking at th e earth nection w ith cooperative g ro w e rs’ a s ­ from a point In space it would not so ciatio n s w hich a re organizing in the American* sensibly differ In appearance from a sta te , th is law w ill no doubt g reatly Akron Tires tru e sphere shows how refined are the help th is in dustry. Vulcanizing anil Retreading methods of science which enable men T h e new law provides for sta n d ard ¡$ 2 = I All W ork G uaranteed living on the surface of the globe to g rad e s and labeling, according to the detect variations in Its general con­ }HT4ûJ sch ed u les of th e United S tate s De­ tour.—New York Herald. p artm en t of A griculture. Inspection GEO. A. BRANDT P h o n e 1107 w ill be u nder th e sta te m a rk e t agent Theory of R elativity. and will be handled in much th e sam e E instein Is Raid to have m ade the statem ent th at only 12 men could un­ m a n n e r as g rain is now handled. The Many sta te s have long had these derstand his theory. T his statem en t g o v ern m en t fixes four sta n d ard sta n d a rd s and Oregon has been a t a referred to it in Its m athem atical en­ g rad es, b ut it is not expected th a t any tirety, and not to a common sense un­ one cro p will be sorted Into four d isad v an tag e In th e big m ark ets. derstanding. In a general way every­ g rad es, nor would such a p rac tice be D ealers w ant to know Just w hat they one u nderstands N ewton's law of g rav­ d esirable. Follow ing is G rade No. 1, are buying, and w hen th ey do not know , th e p rice they will pay will itation, although to grasp it fully one w hich w ill m eet th e req u irem en ts of m ake them safe and the gro w er so rry. m ust know the calculus. In a sim ilar We leave it to any woman liv­ way th e layman can u nderstand the the m ost of th e potatoes grow n in Ore With c e n tra l selling agencies in posi­ relativity theory, stated by a fam ous gon. tion to m eet th e dem ands of large ing in this town if she doesn’t G row ers should clip and p reserv e buyers and w ith g u aran teed g rad es to m athem atician to be: "One cannot determ ine th e speed of any object th is: th e trad e , Oregon potatoes should read the grocery advertisement moving at a uniform ra te of speed In No. 1 sh all co n sist of potatoes of com e to th e front. a straig h t line, by any experim ent sim ila r v arietal c h a ra c te ristic s w hich that is illustrated first and the In motion or light, and the moving ob­ are not badly m isshapen, w hich a re Unclaimed Letters. ject changes Its length in relation to one that is unillustrated second free from freezing Injury and soft rot, T he follow ing le tte rs rem ain un­ speed and direction of Its m otion.” This theory had its foreru n n ers In and from dam age caused by d irt or claim ed in th is office for th e week if at all. « many countries, but Is an outgrow th, o th e r foreign m a tte r, su n b u rn , second ending A ugust 18th. U nless called more specifically, of th e attem p t to grow th, grow th cra ck s, h ollow -hearts, for by S eptem ber 1st, 1923, th ese le t­ find th e velocity of the e a rth ’s motion cu ts, scab, blight, d ry rot, d isease. In­ te rs will be sen t to the Dead L etter It’s because of that trait of hu­ by a very delicate experim ent with sects, or m echanical or oth er m eans. office o r o th erw ise disposed of as p ro ­ light. T he theory also m akes in- man nature, the love for pic­ T he d iam eter of potatoes of round vided by reg u latio n s. stan tan eity a relativ e m atter. P re sid en t Society Atlas. v arie tie s shall be not less th a n 1% tures, that this paper procured Mrs. Em m a Cash. Inches and of potatoes of long v arie­ X Maurice Berexo» f S aturday "D ress-U p” Day. X Meyer R. Wolle X Mrs. I. T. C lark. ADVERTISING DESIGNES S aturdays once were alm ost univer­ ties 1% inches. In o rd er to allow for ADVERTISING EXPERT the exclusive right to the local AND ARTIST Mrs. Anna L arsson. AND DESIGNER sally pay days, but now, with many v aria tio n s incident to proper g rading A ndrew Nyman. firms paying th eir help on other days, and handling, n ot m ore th an 5 per advertising illustrations of the S atu rd ay s have lost claim to th a t dis­ cent, by w eight, of any lot may be be­ E. E. JOHNSON, P o stm aster. tinction. But an o th er one still pre­ low th e prescribed size, and, in ad d i­ Publishers Autocaster Service. One Day a Week far Taxes. vails, th e New York Sun states. To tion, not m ore th an 6 per cen t, by the stenographer or girl clerk S atu r­ w eight, m ay he below th e rem ain in g Mr. Roger Babson, sta tistic a l ex­ A picture for every line and days are dress-up days. Even the req u irem en ts of th is grade, but not to p ert, says th a t one hour and tw enty most prim and most severely plain exceed o n e-th ird of th is 6 p er cent m in u tes of each business day —o r one for every season of the year! dresser blossoms forth on S aturday. to le ra n c e sh all be allow ed for p o ta ­ en tire day a w eek—Is dem anded of The system started through en­ every able bodied person In th e U nited gagem ents for the afternoon Sadie, toes affected by soft rot. Marlon Pox T he o th er th ree established g rad es S tates to m aintain governm ent. T h at or Mamie, or Rose, wished to ap p ear WOMAN FASHION at her best when she met Tom, Dick a re No. 1, sm all, No. 2 and F ancy No. is th e lesson of th e recen t an aly sis, AUTHORITY or H arry, or whoever was going to 1. T h e fancy g rad e is one th a t d o u b t­ show ing th a t one-sixth of o u r n a t­ fajte her to a movie or Coney Island. less can be developed In th is sta te ional Income goes for taxes, federal, When one of them quarreled with w ith profit. Idaho puts out a fancy sta te and local. her p articu la r beau and was w ithout grade, every potato being sep arately a companion for th e afternoon could w rapped in p aper like o ranges and Her Fault. she adm it It to the other girls? Cer­ A c e rta in Scotch professor was left th ese bring a high top price for select tainly not. And so, w hether an en­ a w idow er In his old age. Not very gagem ent aw aits or not, the little m ark e ts. Oregon can develop the long a fte r he suddenly announced his sam e m a rk e ts as th is fancy stock can Intention of m arry in g again, h alf «(»•nographg.- dresses up every S a tu r­ be read ily grow n In m any localities. apologetically, adding, "I never would day. S tan d a rd g rad in g and sta te in sp ec­ have th o u g h t of It, If Lizzie h ad n 't A few w ords will tell th e w hole tion of potatoes has long been needed died.” sto ry In th e W ant Column. In Oregon as an aid to m arketing. Adds add to your ad-vantage. The Backbone ol America. WHAT SHALL WE EAT? BANK OF GRESHAM All LUM BER YO UR DIVIDENDS COME REGULARLY Jonsrud - Gunderson Lumber Co. FOR THE BEST MEATS Portland Railway, Light & Power Co. THE SANITARY MARKET F IS K Oldfield Gresham Tire Shop A Tip to Our Merchants Tell It With Pictures HOME SWEET HOME Y E S A n O ''O SA V E THE OTMEI?. U N T IL |