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ORBHAM
OUTLOOK.
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th e ball In his hand, an evidence th a t
he had made th e catch, th a t he had
Mrs. L. A. H arlow w as a guest on m ade an out, com pleted th e Inning,
T uesday at th e hom e of Mrs. C. W. won the game, gained th e p en n an t lor
T he law has ln feren tially ack n o w l
The an n o u n cem en t of th e F ed eral
H ay h u rst In P o rtla n d a t a luncheon his team .
T he m om ent w as his. T he fans of edged th a t com m ercial money ca n n o t F arm Loan B oard th a t 112,000,000 is
given In honor of Mrs. J. F. H ill, p r e s
ident of Oregon P are n t-T e a c h e r a sso h is city spent th e ir wild enthusiasm th riv e on a seven p er cent in te re st now av ailab le for farm loans u n d er
ciation. and Mrs. D. B. K elley, p re si In m addening cheers. T hen all was rate , and w hile th e relief of th e fa rm the new a g ric u ltu ra l cre d it law , and
a t in te re st w hich w hile high is heav
d en t of P o rtla n d council, who have changed. T he hand th a t held th e ball
e r w ill be ap p reiated , it will be found enly com pared w ith ex istin g rate s,
re c e n tly re tu rn e d from th e n atio n al h igh was lowered an d th e head th a t
P a ren t-T ea ch e r convention a t L ouis had risen defiantly o ut of th e tall m ighty h ard sc ra p in g for th e fa rm e r will p u t h e a rt in to m any a m an who
g rass san k aud was rh ak en negatively. to get ad eq u ate rew ard for his lab o r for y ea rs has been stru g g lin g u nder
ville, K entucky.
T he T ro u td ale Camp F ire O lrls gave T he cheering ceased; fu n eral sile n c e ' a t th is low ered rate . D anger lies in th e b u rd en of financial o p p ressio n ;
an o th er successful dance on S atu rd ay lay over th e bleachers like a cloudy th e likelihood th a t th e farm er, so long but It is hoped th e tem p tin g b ait w ill
used to ex tortion, w ill o ver-borrow at not be sw allow ed to th e point of s a t
bfanket.
night. T he rec eip ts w ere >73.
T hose atten d in g th e P a re n t-T e a c h
The fielder had won a victory th a t th e new rate, and w ill be disposed to uration.
The new system w ill have th e effect
e r County Council a t R ussellville S a t w as above the pale of pen n an ts. He seek te m p o rary ease In finance, not
u rd ay from T ro u td ale w ere Mrs. L. A. who hung his head In h u m iliatio n realizin g th a t th e m ills of W all S treet, of red u cin g in te re st ch arg es In some
H arlow , Mrs. M ary P arso n s, Mrs. W. was lifted Into the glory of heroism like th e m ills of th e gods, g rin d slo w states from 10 p e r cnet, to 7 p er cent,
Robinson, Mrs. A. D. K endall, Mrs. E. by m en who ad m ired a m an who ly b u t th ey grind exceeding sm all and or p erh ap s less. T his sounds as cym
C. Shaw , Mrs. G race O tto and Mrs. dared um pire him self honestly, who th a t th e day of settle m en t is as c e r bals h erald in g ap p ro ach to th e p ro m
ta in as th e day of judgm ent. T he ised land, b ut it should not be fo r
F ra n c e s Fox.
could be as fair by his opposing team
Amy K endall Is visiting a t th e hom e as by h is own team who could p u t farm er m ay obtain m oney a t 5*4 per gotten th a t in m any sta te s in te re st on
ce n t w hen b o rrow ing th ro u g h a co p riv ate loans in excess of six per cen t
of h er sister, Mrs. E velyn L am port.
th e Golden Rule upon a baseball d la
F rien d s to th e num ber of 35 cam e mond and m ake It a th in g of m atch o p erativ e m ark etin g association, b ut is considered usury, and th e len d ers
h ere ag ain th e overhead steps In an d a re p u nishable u n d er th e sta tu te s.
to th e home of Mr. and Mrs. Jam es less glory.
th e ad ditional ch a rg es toot up to a However, th e re a p p e a rs to be one law
Slm oni w ith w ell tilled bask ets on
E very m an is In stin ctiv ely honest
S atu rd ay evening, the occasion being E very m an w a n « to be honest. B ut sum th a t still m u st m ake th e tille r of for th e com m ercial business m an and
1 an o th er for th e farm er.
th e birthday of Mrs. Slm oni. It was th e h u n g er for success, th e e a r th a t th e soil bend to th e burden.
a com plete su rp rise.
aches to h ea r his fellow m en cheer,
Mr. and Mrs. W. C. S pence spent a
ALAS, W E KNOW HIM W ELL
o fttim es d ulls the conscience to com
CORBETT
few days last week v isitin g friends
P en ter— “I heard a good sto ry la st
prom ise w ith self to shade th e tr u th
and relativ es a t McMinnville, Oregon.
T h e m ass m eeting held at C o rb ett night. L et’s see, w hat was it? Oh, yes.
w ith shallow falsehood.
B u t each
Mr. and Mrs. F red F ederspeil of
such com prom ise m akes m ore b lu n t w as la rg e ly atten d ed by people from Did you h ear th a t one about the news-
Bull Run, Oregon, w ere week-end
and bending th a t conscience w hich Is fa r and n ear. T he p ro g ram w as v ery
guests a t th e T hom as Low home.
th e prop of ch aracter. And victory, good and th e ex h ibits of school w ork
Camp F ire G irls and som e of th eir
real victory, comes only to those who u n u su a lly in te restin g . Among tw o-
frien d s had a picnic on th e banks of
room schools B ridal Veil took first
th e Sandy riv er a t K n a rr's place on have m ade ch a racter th e G ib ra lta r of prize for ex h ib its an d first for e n te r
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Sunday.
T he boy who learn s to play th e game tain m en t. Miss Y ates and Miss B row n
Sunday dinner gu ests a t the L. A.
squarely
will become th e m an who a re the te ach ers. T he M ountain school
H arlow hom e w ere Mrs. H a rry A pple-
took th e first p rize for one-room
ton and Mrs. F. W. C alhoun of S eattle, plays th e gam e of life squarely, who schools. Miss E th e l S tew art is th e
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W ashington, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Bev
teach er.
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J. P. L atvian visited rela tiv e s at
week.
Canby, Oregon, on W ednesday.
Mrs. C. I. T hom as and d au g h ter HOME BREW WRECKS SEWER
C atches of salm on continue lig h t
E lizabeth visited relativ es in th e u p
on acco u n t of risin g w ater.
p er Hood R iver valley on F rid a y and Contraband Win«, Beer, Bran and
Mr. an d Mrs. D avid B u tler w ere
Mash Poured Into Manhole Let
S aturday.
Go With Serioue Result*.
b u sin ess v isito rs in P o rtlan d on
Ja m es Cook sold a C hevrolet to u r
T hursday.
ing c a r to J. B urns, of th e Ruby Stock
Poughkeepsie, N. Y.— In h ab itan ts
Mr. and Mrs. F re d T reg ak is have
farm , a to u rin g ca r to Lon Ogden of of Jam estow n consider home brew an
T rou td ale and a used Dodge touring In fan ts’ drink unless It will remove a baby hoy.
T he m o u n tain school held an a ll-
c a r to Wni. K napp of Corbett.
the enamel from th e kitchen sink, It
Mrs. Alm a L arso n and d au g h ter Is said, but th a t te st Is too mild for day picnic la st F rid ay as th e closing
A lice of P o rtlan d visited a t J. P. Lau- Poughkeepsie hooch hounds. It m ust exercises of th e school. C a fe te ria
be of euftlclent stren g th to wreck a lunch w as served a t noon and th e a f
dan hom e on D ecoration Day.
T he L adles' Aid w ill m eet a t th e sewer system, a lum ber yard and a tern o o n w as devoted to a sh o rt p ro
hom e of Mrs. J. R. K n a rr on W ednes riv er front before they can get any g ram and races. Miss H azel B u tler
kick, according to Cyrus W atkins, Is th e eig h th g rad e g rad u ate. T h e
day, J u n e 6.
who knows w hat good likker Is.
la rg e a tte n d a n c e of p a re n ts and p u
Miss G race M iekley of P o rtlan d
When a m anhole blew up, throw ing pils Indicates th e In te re st th e people
sp e n t th e w eek-end a t th e hom e of
th e cover many feet Into the air and
ta k e in th e ir school, and m any ex
D. W. M i.kl.y,
toppling over lum ber piles and sm ash
W illard Dill and A lice S pence of ing windows by th e concussion of pressed th em selv es as being pleased
P o rtlan d w ere S unday g u ests a t the the report, It was rem em bered th at w ith th e su ccess of th e school d u rin g
Miss S tew art w as
W. C. S pence home.
Sheriff E verett P. Davies had poured th e p ast term .
considerable contraband wine, beer, show ered w ith candy an d expressed
h er th a n k s to th e p a re n ts for th e ir
bran and mash down th a t hole.
U M PIRE YOUR OWN GAME
h elp fu ln ess and co operation d u rin g
(By R ichard Lloyd Jones)
Couldn't Understand.
th e term .
Recently a member of the police de
Boys have the g re a te st respect for the
Mr. Solen of low er C orbett, who is
fellows who play square. T he boy p artm en t was sued for divorce. A q u ite ill, is u n d er th e c a re of Dr.
who cheats, who breaks th e ru les of man was sent to police h ead q u arters H ughes of G resham .
th e game, may seem to be successful; to serve the papers on him. T he man,
unfortunately, was directed to th e ser
he may claim the fru its of tem porary
g ean t's desk and m istaking th e ser
victories, b u t once ho Is discovered In geant fo r the defendant In the suit,
w rong-doing, he l-.as loBt m ore th an sta rted to read th e p ap ers w ithout
In all the hollow v ictories he seems m entioning the d efen d an t's nume.
T he desk sergeant listened p a tie n t
to have gained. H is playfellow s view
him w ith suspicion, he has lost the ly. G radually his m outh droo(>ed, a
priceless possessions of confidence and sorrow ful expression cam e into his
eyes and he appeared dejected.
tru st.
“I ca n 't understand th a t," he said.
T he world Is ever ready to cheer for
“I w as only m arried la st December.
the fellow who will honestly lose aud I Just rented a new house and bought
find victory losing. T he w orld has some new fu rn itu re and two tons of
nothing b ut contem pt for him who coal. Gosh, she appeared cheerful
Zerolene oils are m ade from selected W estern N aph
seeks victory by a conduct th a t short- and happy when I left th is morning.
I don't nee w h at's th e matter.*’
thenic Crude, w hich repeated tests have show n to produce
circ u its ch aracter.
A few m inutes la te r the m istake
an oil having g reater “craw ling” qualities, g rea ter adhe
W hen th e New E ngland baseball
siveness, and g reater stab ility th an oils m ade from o th e r
league bro u g h t Its season to an end wus noticed and the desk sergeant
showed his relief, and the man with
crudes. H en ce the car lu b rica te d w ith Z e ro le n e w ill
a few y ears ago excitem ent ra n high
th e p apers w ent in search of th e de
use a b o u t 5% less g a so lin e because i t is c o n tin u o u sly
am ong the fans. T he tw o team s th a t fendant.— Indianapolis News.
b e tte r lu b rica ted .
played off for the p en n a n t had each
won two gam es in th e final contest.
8 h ark T h at Swam In K ansas Sea.
M oreover, Zerolene produces less carbon th an any o th er
T he bleachers were parked to w itness
Agnaslzodus varlabllls. a shark from
o ils we have te ste d o r been able to p roduce. Cara
th e last stru g g le th a t should decide. K ansas, will soon have bis ohee wicked
lu b rica te d w ith Z ero le n e run fro m 25% to 50% fa rth e r
In the la st h alf of th e n in th Inning, teeth brought to foodless rest In the
b efo re valv e-clean in g and carb o n -rem o v in g o p era tio n s
th e score stood 2 to 1 a g a in st th e N ational museum. Dr. George P. Mer
a re n ecessary .
team at bat. T here w ere tw o o u t; two rill, cu rato r of geology, h a t received
as a gift from Dr. F rank Springer the
In sist on Zerolene—even if It does cost less.
men on buses; th e b a tte r up had pnleontologt<*al collections of the late
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
tw ice tanned the a ir; the g ran d stan d G restea St. John which contained the
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was tense.
fossil rem ains of th is unique fish,
T he p itc h er delivered, tho b a tte r which chased Its prey through a Kan-
sw ung, th e g ran d sta n d sp ran g to Its aus sen tuany million years ago.
T he cartilaginous body of th e shark
f e e t—a phenom enal hit. T he ball shot
upw ard and outw ard ns If sta rte d on d isintegrated, but a com plete set of
a Journey to Mars. T he fielder raced teeth, such as has never been found
elsnwhero. rem ained In the coni mens
to th e corner of »he grounds. I t was
ures of K ansas to tell his story. Doc
a desperate race.
to r St. John gave the nam e Agasslzo-
T he keeper of th e grounds had not dus to his find In honor of the famous
calculated th a t any ball would ever be H arvard n atu ralist, Louis Agassis,
d riven so far. Along th e fence th ere who was his teacher.
was a m argin of tall grass. In to th is
th e fielder raced. He sp ran g for It,
and w ith It fell Into the grass. The
crow d stood breathless. T hen from the
g ran t th e fielder rose and held high
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Hookey
Let the Farmer Watch His Step
com m ittee has been fo rtu n a te in se
cu rin g th e L u sch er q u a rte t of F a ir-
P lan s a re w ell u n d er w ay for th e
view for th is event. Games and rac es
big picnic to be held in Jo h n Hoff- w ill be held in th e afternoon.
m e iste r’s grove on S atu rd ay , Ju n e 16,
u n d er th e auspices of th e F arm Bu
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reau , th e D am ascus g ran g e and th e
AU m akes of b u tteries re-ch arg ed
P a ren t-T ea ch e r circles of D am ascus
and rep aired .
and Union school d istric ts. A fine
p ro g ram is being arra n g e d for m o rn
Sole ag ents for
ing and aftern o o n and a big picnic
P h ilad elp h ia Diamond Gird
d in n er a t noon. G ra n t B. Dimmick
B atteries
of Oregon City, Mrs. J. F. Hill, p re si
A uto A ccessories, R epairing
d en t of th e sta te P aren t-T ea ch e r a s
A cetylene W elding
sociation, an d G eorge A. Mansfield,
P ennsylvania Varanm Cap Tire*
p resid en t of th e S tate F arm B ureau
GRESHAM .
OREGON
F ed eratio n , w ill be th e speakers. T he
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C. E. OSBURN
SPECIAL IN LARD TO JUNE 1
10 pounds for $1.50
5 pounds for 75c
P ure H om e R en d ered
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Pow ell S treet,
Since 1903
P hone 1891
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