PA G E HIX GKENHAM U V T W O R FRIDAY. AVERAGE AGE AT DEATH IN VARIOUS OCCUPATIONS As a c a u se o f d e a th , th e s e s t a ti s ­ tics show tu b e rc u lo s is o f th e lu n g s as c la im in g m o st v ictim s, b u t a f t e r th e 6 4 th y e a r of ag e is p u ssed , can - j c e r ta k e s th e lead . T h e a v e ra g e age a t d e a th fro m c a n c e r is sh o w n to be 58.8 a n d th is d is e a se is m o st p re v a ­ le n t a m o n g b la c k s m ith s a n d f a r m ­ ers, a n d low est am o n g e n g in e m e n an d tra in m e n . A lch o lism is sh o w n as th e c h ie f c a u se o f su icid e. S om e in te re s tin g s ta tis tic s have been com piled by th e U n ited S ta te s B u re a u of L ab o r, sh o w in g th e a v er- ag e age a t d e a th in v a rio u s o ccu p a­ tio n s. We q u o te th e fo llo w in g ta b u ­ la tio n : B o o k k eep ers a n d office a s s is t­ a n ts ................................................... 36.5 E n g in em en a n d tra in m e n ( r a il­ w a y , .......... 37.4 A p p licatio n s fo r a d m itta n c e n ex t P lu m b e rs, g as U tters a n d s te a m fall to th e O reg o n A g ric u ltu ra l Col- fitters ............................................. 39.8 j lege a n d th e U n iv e rsity o f O regon C o m p o sito rs a n d p r in te r s ......... 40.3 have a lre a d y com e In, on th e p rin - T e a m ste rs , d riv e rs a n d c h a u f- j cip le th a t it pays to be an e a rly b ird . fe u rs ......... ................_ ...................42.2 j T h ese e a rly co m e rs e v id e n tly a re M ach in ists .......................................... .43.9 a fra id of b ein g cro w d ed o u t in case P a in te rs , p a p e rh a n g e rs and th e h ig h e r e d u c a tio n a l re lie f bill doeR v a rn ish e rs ...................................... 48.6 n o t p ass on May 21. C ig a rm a k e rs a n d t o b a c c o 1 _________ w o rk ers — ............................ 49.5 Men d o n 't w o rsh ip th e g o ld en calf B a k e rs ................................................... 60.6 an y m o re, b u t so m e of th e m ta k e a R ailw ay tra c k s an d y a rd w o rk - i good d eal o f In te re s t in calv es th a t a re n o t g o ld en . e ra .................._ ............................... 50.7 C oal m in e rs .......................................61.3 M asq u e ra d e d an c e a t F a irv ie w , L a b o re rs ............................................... 52.8 P rize M asons a n d b ric k la y e rs .... 55.0 S a tu rd a y ev en in g , A p ril 24. fo r b est la d y ’s c o stu m e, also , la d y 's B la c k sm ith s ......................................55.4 m ost rid ic u lo u s co stu m e. D itto fo r F a rm e rs a n d fa rm l a b o r e r s ____ 58.5 g e n tle m e n . A PR IL Kl. IM O GRESHAM LOCALS SlRADIVARA M r. a n d M rs. F re d H o w ard , w ho re c e n tly m oved o u t of th e H einey b u n g alo w on R o b e rts a v en u e, have m oved in to th e B rad fleld h o u se on F ifth s tre e t. 'K N O W N FOR T O N t Many people will not buy a Phonograph because of that screeching and howling tone, when records of extreme pitch are played. Can we blame them? J u d g e Geo. W. W o n aco tt a n d w ife a rriv e d h om e y e s te rd a y from a n ex­ te n d e d tr ip s o u th a n d e a st w hich th ey h av e been e n jo y in g fo r n e a rly a y e a r. T h ey re p o rt a fine tim e a n d a re g la d to be a t h o m e ag ain . The Stradavaria Phonograph has a pat­ ented spruce w ood horn that w ill respond to the so ftest note, and this patent is abso­ lutely protected. C h as. L u n d q u is t a n d fam ily , w ho h av e o ccu p ied th e h om e o f J u d g e a n d M rs. W o n aco tt d u rin g th e i r a b ­ sen ce, a re m oving to th e p ro p e rty r e ­ c e n tly p u rc h a s e d e a s t of G resh am . The Stradavaria is made on the same principle as the violin and named after “Stradavarius” the fam­ ous old Italian violin maker. To convince you, just come in and let us demon­ strate the greatest authors, such as Caruso, McCor­ mack, Kreisler, Alda, Lauder, Powell, Elman and others. These world famous musicians are only fully appreciated when played on the Stradavaria. F lo y d L. M ack is em ployed to r e ­ w ire th e C row n P o in t c h a le t w h ere ex ten siv e im p ro v e m e n ts a re b ein g m ad e *n p re p a ra tio n fo r th e co m in g se a s o n 's tra v e l o n th e h ig h w ay . Mr. M ack is a lso w irin g th e K om escb b u ild in g fo r L ou H y lto n w ho w ill soon o p en a r e s ta u r a n t in th a t b u ild ­ ing. F r a n k Jo n e s h as been o v e rh a u l­ in g th e b u ild in g . B enj. C am ero n Is d riv in g a b e a u ­ No modern home is complete without one. tifu l new S tev en s to u r in g car. M rs. H. J. P u lf e r h a s been c o n ­ fined to h e r bed w ith illn ess fo r th e p a st few d ay s b u t is re p o rte d s lig h tly With a complete line of OILLESS Mops and Dusters im p ro v ed . Gresham Phone 651 O w ing to th e fa c t t h a t he is m a k ­ for the home and office, Besides a hundred ing an e x ten d e d trip , E d w a rd G u er- kinds of brushes ney, h as been fo rced *o p o stp o n e his Have you seen our famous AUTO WASHER? tr ip to G resh am u n til a little la te r. STERN JUDGE FINES He ex p ected to c o n d u c t a cla ss a t LOCAL MEN $100 EACH G resh am H ig h sch o o l to m o rro w a f ­ A p a rly of G resh am m en re c e n tly te rn o o n In d re s sm a k in g and ta ilo r ­ A u to R e p a ir Shop ing. M r. G u ern ey w ill n o tify Miss m ade a tr ip to e a s te rn O regon on b u sin ess a n d to co m b in e a little S ch rep el o f th e first d a te on w hich East 37th and Caruthers, one block north of Division he can com e to G resh am an d n o tice P'*’a 8 u re to o k alo n g a rifle. Som e Street, Portland of th e d a te an d of th e m a te ria ls fo r w h ere “ »> in e a s te rn O reg o n th e y saw- w ork In th e class w ill be p u b lish e d a b e a u tifu l C h in a p h e a s a n t. H e w as Phones, Tabor 5081 or Gresham 971 in tim e fo r all w ho w ish to a tte n d to 8Ufk a b e a u ty t h a t in so m e w ay a i rifle w as p o in te d a n d th e r e w as a ' learn of it. T h e r e g u la r m e e tin g of G resh am ! d e a d p h e a s a n t. S ince th e p h e a s a n t 1 P o st No. 30. A m erican L egion, w ill w as d ead th e y to o k it along. A li tt le f a r th e r on th e y m et a m an m eet in C a rls o n ’s h a ll, n ex t T u esd ay ev en in g , A p ril 20. F u r t h e r a c tio n w ith w hom th e y c a rrie d on q u ite a on fu rn is h in g an d fin an cin g th e new c o n v e rs a tio n . A fte r a w h ile he said clu b ro o m s w ill be o n e of th e c h ie f * 8ee ^ ou kav e a g u n , did you see An O regon fam ily of fo u r h ad $100 m u tte rs to com e b efo re th e P o st. a,ly Bur>ie? 1 he t r u s ti n g G resh - a m o n th to get alo n g on in 1913, b u t T h e officers ask th a t all m em b ers be a n i’t '*8 sh o w ed him th e p h e a s a n t h ad g ro w n in to a fam ily o f ten w ith read y w ith id eas am i s u g g e s tio n s on * b lc h th ey h ad k illed . ¡o n ly $45 a m o n th in co m e in 1920, (h is s u b je c t All a re re q u e s te d to I be on h a n d p ro m p tly a t 8 o ’clock. i S ev eral G resh am m en faced a s te rn how in th e w o rld w ould it live? P la n s fo r th e ju n io r class p lay , 1 i udXe a c o u n ty e a st of h e re . T hey h ad a ll been a rre s tp d on a c h a rg e of in g co m p leted . T h e p lan is to g iv e k illin S P h e a s a n t o u t of seaso n . T h e ju d g e lo o k ed a t th e poor tw o s h o r te r plays in s te a d of o n e long j ; s te rn G re sh a m ite s. M aybe t h a t ju d g e w as T h e S ta te U n iv e rs ity , th e A g ricu l­ one. T h e fu ll a n n o u n c e m e n ts w ill be m ad e soon. T h e Ju n io rs a re p ra c ­ lined fo r sp e e d in g la st w in te r, we tu r a l C ollege, an d th e O regon N o r­ tic in g a lm o s t ev ery d ay a n d p la n to d o n 't know b u t we a re in fo rm e d th a t m al. In 1913 th e y h ad 2250 s t u ­ give th e ir very b est effort in th e s e he said “ Y ou a re all g u ilty , I fine you d e n ts ; now th e y h av e 5400. A nd $1 class plays. $100 e a c h ." C o n s te rn a tio n re ig n e d ! in 1913 is o n ly as good as 45 c en ts Mrs. O. J. B row n is e n jo y in g th e F’,n »Hy * kIlld frle n d P lpad " Hh th e new g as h e a te d m an g le, c h u rn an d 8 tern J u d s e a n d h e «■«,e n te d B°n»e- to d a y . In p u rc h a s in g pow er. b u tte r w o rk e r w hich h av e been in- " h a t . A fte r th e s c a re th e y h ad h ad > Get one before the advance stu lle d a t h e r h o m e an d w hich a r e ,k e nien w ere K'ad ,o p e t off on a , which will be about May 1st $25 fine each. E ven a t th a t it w as a ru n by e le c tric ity . T h e B row ns a re You have heard your neighbor say that she has used We have them equipped for m a k in g ev ery u se of th e w o n d erfu l q u ite a n ex p en siv e p h e a sa n t. her Wearever utensils for so many years- is still using W e w o n ’t te ll w ho th e m en w ere gas engines. p o w er w hich co m es to th e ir farm them and they are still in good condition. from th e p o w er p la n ts on a lin e of b ecau se th a t w o u ld n ’t be fa ir, b u t We carry too, fine hanc w ire. By tu r n in g a sw itch th is p o w er °* h ers m a k in g trip s to e a s te rn O re­ co u ld you c a rry on th e w o rk of th e lower, of the vacuum type In replacing kitchen utensils that wear out why not p u m p s th e w a te r, fu rn is h e s th e lig h t, gon b e tte r ta k e heed , fo r so m e of th e Yoy know what vacuum fo lk s th e r e h a v e n ’t a n y se n se of C ollege, U n iv e rsity a n d N o rm al on replace them with utensils that V ear ever. c h u rn s th e b u tte r, b a k e s th e b re a d , s e p a r a te s th e c re a m , does th e lau n -1 h u ln o r’ does in washing. th e sam e s t a te su p p o rt a s in 1913? Y ou may need a double boiler, convex kettle, fry pan, d ry w o rk even to iro n in g th e c lo th e s teakettle, cake griddle or pan. a n d th e n sw eep s th e floor. E le c tric ­ WILLAMETTE DAY TO BE ity as an a id to h o u se w o rk h as j u s t OBSERVED APRIL Your Home Furnisher Our message is, replace utensils that wear out with b eg u n to be used to an y g re a t e x ­ R e h a b ilita tio n of W a lle r h a ll, par-1 utensils that Wearever te n t b u t th e h o u sew ife o f th e fu tu re tia lly d e stro y e d by fire a few m o n th s ! N e lth e r cau th e S ta te U n iv e rsity . w ill h av e m uch e a s ie r w o rk an d a lo t an d th e c o m p letio n of L a u sa n n e Die A g ric u ltu ra l C ollege, a n d th e m o re tim e w hen sh e b eg in s to g et th e at’° We have W earever Cleaner b en efits o f th e new in v e n tio n s w hich h all, us w ell us o th e r Im p o rta n t ne- N o rm al School do it. W ill you n o t in stock—ju st the thing to h av e been m a d e to ta k e a d v a n ta g e of cessary a d d e d im p ro v e m e n ts a t W il- h elp th e se th r e e in s titu tio n s to con- la m e tte U n iv e rsity , S alem , su ch as a , j nup , h e ,r u 8 efu , and th is new pow er. clean Aluminum Ware. c e n tr a l h e a tin g p la n t, w ill be provid-1 , , ed fo r in th e n e a r fu tu r e by th e rais- " ° rk f° f O r“K° n by VOt‘ng On May Ilig li S chool A lu m n i. ing of $ 1 0 0 ,0 0 0 fo r th a t p u rp o se. 21 fo r th e H1^ h e '- E d u c a tio n a l re lie f T h e m e m b e rs o f th e H igh S chool A lum ni a sso c ia tio n a re re q u e s te d to A rra n g e m e n ts a re b eing m ad e w here- m e a s u re ? m eet on M onday e v e n in g , A pril 19. by th is a m o u n t is to be o b ta in e d th e a t th e G resh am lib ra ry at 8 o 'clo ck l a t t e r p a r t o f A p ril a n d t h e f irs t o f P a id a d v e r tis e m e n t In se rte d b y C olin D y- fo r th e a n n u a l ele c tio n of officers \ l a v ’ in en t in b e h a lf o f th e J o in t A lum ni R elief 'C o m m itte e fo r H ig h e r E d u c a tio n in O re- an d to p lan fo r n so cial m e etin g to H e a d q u a rte r s h a v e been e sta b - j «o n . 514 P itto c k B lock, P o rtla n d , be held in th e n e a r fu tu re . ROY II. G IB B S, S ec re ta ry . lish e d a t 505 P la tt B u ild in g , P o r t - ! la n d , fro m w hich th e n ec e ssa ry s u - ! p erv isio n o f th e ca m p a ig n w ill be di- ! reeled . T h e re w ill be no e la b o ra te o r g a n is a tio n , b u t in fo rm a tio n c o n -' c e rn in g W illa m e tte U n iv ersity an d its h is to ry e n d p ro g ra m of fu tu re ac­ tiv itie s w ill be d is se m in a te d , chiefly am o n g M e tu o d ists a n d o th e r frie n d s o f th e in s titu tio n a t S alem , w hich is o n e of th e o ld e s t on th e c o a st a n d w hich h a s a sp le n d id re c o rd of ach ie v e m e n t. T ile c a m p a ig n Is u n d e r th e a u s ­ pices o f th e L a y m e n 's a ss o c ia tio n of J W rcarry Lowe Bros High Standard Paints and Rasmussen Pure, in ready • • Ol n ilc e . I t Was h e a rtily in d o rse d by B ishop M att 8. ndxed Paints, besides Oils. Leads, Dry colors, colors in Oils, Turpentine, H u g h es In a le t te r w ritte n th r e e B rushes, etc. w eeks p r io r to h is d e a th , w hen he Every housewife enjoys a sk e d th e p a s to rs o f th e co n fe re n c e Lowe Bros. Hard Drying Lor the wall use C.\LO­ to set a sid e S u n d ay , A pril 18, as W il­ new things. Yon can make Floor Paint« makes the old la m e tte day . T hey a re p re p a rin g fo r floors new ami clean besides TI \ T, Clean, Sanitary th a t now , a ss iste d by th e lay m in u te the furniture, woodwork, making them wear longer. m en. and easily applied It etc., n> w with Vcmicol Floor An e x e c u tiv e c o m m itte e c o n sistin g Johnson's Prepared Wax comes in many attractive and Varniah Stain. Easily o f A. F. F leg el, c h a ir m a n ; L. D. Liquid or Paste renews poluhed .Mahone, s e c r e ta ry ; E. A. B ak er, applied. Dries quickly. floor». shades and tints. Stands behind good industry. The tr e a s u r e r ; E d w a rd L. W eils, p re s i­ d e n t of th e l.a y m e n 's a ss o e ia tio n ; measure of a bank is the working power D r C arl G reg g D oney. p re s id e n t of W illa m e tte ; Dr. II. L. S teev es of S a­ it provides to the needs of the commun­ For a real gtxxl Lustre that will wear good and cover up the scratches etc., try lem : J W. Day, Dr. A. L. H o w a rth , a ci an of Volspar. It can t be beat. And for the top and upholstering we A. II T a s k e r a n d M erton R. D eL ong, i ity. If your business needs the reci commend Rasmussens Auto Enamel. o f P o rtla n d , is In c h a rg e o f th e cam - I pulgn GUY D. JONES, Jeweler I AM IN TO W N C. M. ZIMMERMAN I have a free brush for you—ask4'or it T H E BR U SH M AN W earever A lu ­ minum W are has Stood the T est If- 7 hat Is the Case W ith Thor & Eden Electric Washer IfYou Yourself W ere Responsible J. E. METZGER 18 You Could Not L. L KIDDER H ardw are Co. Arc You Going to Paint? I V Il so we want to talk with you about it. We have every thing you need and will gladly furnish you estimates and assist you in making your color selections. .OUR DEPOSITORS’INTEREST^ v Good Banking DRESS UP THE AUTO We ate making a special display this week of Paint» and accessories and invite your inspection. A. W. METZGER & CO. Phon. FIRST STATE BANK P c r f i s H o n M ilk e r . H ave only a few cow s, so h av e no f u r th e r use fo r my P e rfe c tio n M ilk­ e r w hich com poses o f o n e d o u b le . ' u n it a n d c o m p le te e q u ip m e n t. In I p e rfe c t c o n d itio n an d used only o n e ! year W ill sell re a s o n a b le fo r cash C all G re sh a m 37x7, o r w rite M R . , B oring. 15 “Make it Y ours”