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GREAT EXCITEMENT
IN LIVESTOCK CAR
Tel. 544
Tel. 6x2
A S P IN W A L L P O T A T O D IG G E R S
With vine turner and kicker or with double elevator.
Will do the work in the right way. Saves labor, time
and money for you.
O liver Sulky P low s or W alk in g P low s
R epairs for a ll P lo w s
Engines with Ensilage Cutters
Feed Rollers and Grinders
Hessel’s Farm Machinery
W. A. HESSEL
SHOES SHOES SHOES
Your Money back and a
new pair of Shoes FREE
to the wearer who finds
‘paper’ in the heels, souls
or counters o f a pair of
P E T E R S 1 nuivn’ S H O E S
F ro m n e a r th e Mt. H ood.depot yes
te rd a y m o rn in g cam e th e so u n d s of
so m eth in g as te rrib le as a B olshevik
u p risin g — if th e re Is an y th in g th a t
can sound w orse th a n th a t, th en It
so unded lik t th a t too. Such ra m
p aging was n ev e r heard!
T h e livestock c a r from th e sta te
fair, co n tain in g all th e prize anim als
of th e M ultnom ah county In d u stra l
clubs, landed in G resham w ith W alt
er A n d ereg g ’s bull calf loosed from
his m oorings, raisin g p a rtic u a r Ned
with th e sm a lle r in h a b ita n ts of the
box car. T h ere he was, m ak in g the
pigs squeal, liftin g th e wool off the
goats, scarin g th e chickens an d ra b
bits to d ea th , show ing off ju s t like
1 a bully does.
An S. O. S. was se n t to th e live
stock ow ners who a rriv ed Ju st in
tim e to save th e w hole c a r from an
n ih ilatio n .
W hen th e d o o r was opened every-
' th in g inside fo rg e t Its m a n n ers and
| ru sh ed o u t pell-m ell-—and som e are
Btill g o in g —on and on fo rev er, p er
haps.
By som e very s tra te g ic m an eu
vers th e wild beast was roped to a
telep h o n e pole. Most of th e anim als
were rec ap tu red and resto re d to th e ir
w eeping ow ners. T h ere is s till one
1 chicken m issing and a n o th e r has a
' very so re head. T he g o ats w ere the
1 first to regain th e ir poise, a c h a ra c t
eristic of th o se an im als, an d took
[ g re a t relish e a tn g a straw h a t which
I had been laid down on a basket
when th in g s w ere th e m ost exciting.
SUNDAY
SCHOOL
OFFICERS ELECTED
At a S unday school board m eeting
I held last n ig h t at th e M. E. church,
th e election of officers took place,
W om en’s M ahogany
and black in all th e
when th e follow ng w ere chosen to
new sty les, per p air
' serve for th e en su in g y ear; su p e rin
$ 4 .8 0 to $ 0 .5 0
te n d e n t, Mrs. H. L. St. C lair; a s sist
C h ild re n 's Scuffers in
ant su p e rin te n d e n t, C. E. R u sh er;
p aten t gun m etal, choc-
colute an d tan In lace
secreta ry , G eorge B e n n ett; assista n t
a m i h i l l l o n . per pair
se cretary , Miss Eva P u llen ; tr e a s u r
$ 2 .7 8 to $ 8 .8 0
e r . Mrs. A rza S m ith ; lib ra ria n , Miss
M en’s S h o e s per pair,
Violet Coe; o rg a n ist, Miss M arg u er
from $ 4 .8 0 t o $ 7 .5 0
ite T âc h ero n ; c h o riste r, C. E. R u sh
er; s u p e rin te n d e n t of th e prim ary
d e p a rtm e n t, Mrs. W. E. B eagle; as-
| slHtant, Mrs. C. E. R usher.
( ìresham, Oregon
T he m eeting was held in th e E p
w orth L eague room of th e church.
A
D efen se.
Q ueen o f Hairy Caw»,
W hen It was ad jo u rn e d It w as found
T he M ag istrate— T his lady says th a t a n u m b er of m em b ers of the
Tilly Al C u rtra, queen of th e dairy
w orld, Is a H olstein ow ned by Mor you tried to sp eak to h er at the ra il ch u rch and Sunday school, aside
ris H Sons of W oodland, C a lifo rn ia . way sta tio n .
front those g a th e re d lit th e business
T h e Accused It was a m istake. 1 m eeting, had g a th e re d in th e main
F o r live years she I iuh held the rec
ord for th e production of both m ilk was looking for my w ife's young a u d ito riu m to once m ore g re e t Rev.
niece, whom I ’ve nev er seen, hut
and h u tle rfa t producing In one w ho'd been describ ed to me as a J. M ontcalm Brow n, who leaves this
y ear 33,425 pounds of m ilk, about handsom e, b'.onde lady with classic p a s to ra te at th is tim e for C alifornia,
3,332.35 g allons a daily av e rag e of fea tu re s, fine com plexion, p erfect fig also Mr. and Mrs. Chas. M. H arriso n ,
alm o st 11 gallons; 1,323 pounds of ure, b eau tifu lly dressed an d —
who will leave tom orrow fo r the
T he C om plaining W itness I d o n 't sam e place to spend th e w inter.
b u tte r, a dally average of 3.6 pounds.
ca re to p ro secu te th e g en tlem an .
She will he on exhibition in P o rtlan d , Any one m ight have m ade th e sam e
T he Brow ns and H arriso n s will be
tom orrow .
n e a r n eig h b o rs w here they a re going
m istake.
n ea r Los A ngeles. T he fo rm e r may
be ad d ressed at R oute 12, Box 372,
th a t .city.
CANNON’S
Used Car Bargains
T hree O verland», on e n early new
Two
Fords
These cars are all in first class me
chanical condition, and it will pay you to
see them before going elsewhere.
Auto Repairing & Accessories
GRESHAM GARAGE
Phone 801
Gresham
Agents for Miller Geared to-the limiti mid Hacine Tires.
( h a m lie r la i n 's
C ough
R em ed y.
T his Is not only on e of th e best
and m ost efficient m edicines for
coughs, colds, croup and w hooping
cough, b u t is also p le asa n t to take,
w hich is Im p o rtan t when a m edicine
m ust be given to young ch ildren.
C h a m b e rla in 's C ough Rem edy has
been in use for m any years an d has
m et w ith m uch favor w h erev er its
good q u a litie s have becom e know n.
Many m o th ers have given It th e ir
unqualified
en d o rsem en t.
Wm.
S cruby, C hillicothe, Mo., w rites, "I
have raised th re e ch ild ren , have al-
ways
used C h a m b e rla in ’s Cough
Rem edy an d found it to be th e best
for coughs, colds an d croup. It Is
p e a s a n t to ta k e.
Both ad u lts and
ch ild ren like It. My wife an d I have
alw ays felt sa fe from croup w ith It
in th e h o u se.” C h a m b e rla in 's Cough
Remedy co n tain s no opium or o th e r
; n arc o tic.— Adv.
F ried a
FALL DAYS
South Roberts Avenue.
Phone 307
are here and that means short days and do
ing the chores by lantern light.
PHOTOS
New Callery
D isorders of all kinds m ust be
suppressed. I believe p ro fit-sh arin g
will do th is, because it tou ch es th e
pay envelope
T eddy R oosevelt, Jr.
PIC T U R E FRAMING
GILT
OR N A TU R A L
N est a n i Cheap
MAX
WOOD
S C H N E ID E R
H ere is som ething else that you will need very 9oon:
W e have everything that vou will need in that line.
T he housew ives a re organizing.
May th e pow ers p reserv e us if they,
too. strik e .
▲14. K U D I JLXD I L L BIBBS
M athew s' Bldg. Main S treet
Phons M l
P otato H ooks and P o ta to Forks
T he pro-G erm an bugaboo has been
b ro u g h t o u t again by S ecretary Ba
k e r to scare congress in to espousal of
his cause. T h is tim e he assu res
m em bers of th< H ouse th a t It A m e i-
tro o p s a re w ith d raw n from R ussia
th e H uns will gain co n tro l of th a t
co u n try . As a m a tte r of fact th e G er
m ans, in th e b elief of congress, are
b eaten and w ith o u t pow er to harm
any n atio n for som e tim e to come.
O ur troops w ould b e tte r be w ith
d raw n from R ussia now th a t th e w ar
is over.
T he sm all boy so m etim es sees
s tra ig h t an d sees far. He rea d s the
sig n s of th e tim es u n ab ash ed . Jo h n ,
at a co-education school In E ngland,
cut quite a good figure at th e exam
in atio n s. but failed to get th e highest
m ark s aw arded in his mixed class
His fa th e r was asto n ish ed an d In
censed. Jo h n b eaten by a g irl!
"J o h n . I am su rp rised to find th a t
you have allow ed y o u rself to be d e
feated by a m ere g irl.”
"Y es. fa th e r.” says Jo h n , unbiush-
ingly, "I have; b ut I can tell you
so m eth in g g irls a re not so very
m ere a fle r a ll." — P ittsb u rg h C h ro n i
cle-T elegraph.
B ratzel
Piano Instruction
\ \ e have a com plete stock of just that kind of
L anterns. \lso, W agon Lanterns.
\sk to see them .
C. P. T allm an will spend a few
weeks on his farm a t Hoff, C lackam as
county, w here he is b u ilding a barn,
an d m aking o th e r im provem ents.
E. C. H elik er an d fam ily of Ione,
Oregon have been visiting th e past
week w ith Mr. an d Mrs. D. S. Jo h n
son. They all took in th e s ta te fa ir
last W ednesday, m ak in g th e trip in
Mr. H elik er’s “ Baby G ra n d ” Chev
rolet. Mr. H elik er is a prosperous
w heat farm er of e a ste rn Oregon
ow ning 1500 acres, five m iles w est of
Ione. Mr. H elik er has re tu rn e d to his
ranch w hile Mrs. H elik er will rem ain
In P o rtlan d a few w eeks to have her
eyes tre a te d by a sp ecialist th ere.
On S unday evening Mrs. H um ason.
Mrs. N eedham an d h er g ra n d d a u g h
te r, M axine M aryott re tu rn e d from a
w eek's o u tin g a t N ew port.
Ed. A ylsw orth, B ert M etzger and
E zra T hom as have gone on a h u n t
ing trip — nobody know s w here nor
w hat they are h u n tin g . Jo e P eake
is chief h a b e rd a sh e r a t A y lsw o rth ’s
fu rn ish in g house. By th e tim e the
p ro p rie to r gets back Joe will have
th e young men of tow n rigged up
like fashion plates.
F ra n k H am lin, looking ev er so
fine, arriv ed In G resham la st even
ing. He was am ong th e first soldiers
who en tered G erm any and am ong the
la st to leave E urope.
E tsell Jo n es is sp en d in g a few days
in G resham , v isitin g his folks.
Mrs. S. E. Sease of H am ilton,
M ontana is v isitin g in G resham with
h er d au g h ter, Mrs. I. S. K orsund
and h er son, J. D. T aylor and fam i
lies. Mrs. Sease is pleased w ith this
locality.
Mrs. C lara M cKinney re tu rn e d last
week from n ear Salem , w here she had
been engaged for sev eral w eeks in
picking hops.
Mr. and Mrs. H. L. St. C lair re
ceived a su rp rise today from th e
fo rm e r’s cousin, Mrs. C. M. T eeple
and h er d au g h ter, Mrs. H enry G er
vais, of B urlingam e, C alifo rn ia, who
are re tu rn in g hom e from a trip to
th e G. A. It. convention a t C olum
bus, Ohio and front visits w ith r e la
tives in Illinois an d M innesota.
P aren t-T ea ch e rs' m eeting to m o r
row aftern o o n a t 2:30.
P o rtlan d ladies who called at th e
Misz m illinery la st week w ere; Dr.
K ath e rin e Myers an d th e M esdam es
F ra n k D entler, Ray ^im v ille, Ho
m er Allen and Mr. an d Mrs. H azel
ton.
Y esterday m o rn in g Rev. H. R.
G ebhardt, th e p asto r of th e Zion
E vangelical ch u rch , left fo r a six-
w eeks’ trip to Illin o is to visit his p a
ren ts. D uring his absence th e church
services will be in ch arg e of p asto rs
front P o rtlan d .
Mrs. W. R. R oberts, of San F ra n
cisco, visited a t th e hom e of h er
nephew , T. J. S kirvin, on Sunday.
H. H. E ling an d son H e rb e rt and
Isad o re (H e rb e rt’s pig) atten d e d th e
s ta te fair. Isad o re re tu rn e d y e ste r
day with th e o th e r a risto c ra ts— in a
fre ig h t car.
Dr. and Mrs. Adix, Je an an d V ictor
Adlx and Alden M iller visited the
s ta te fair, la st week. V ictor’s eyes
are a size bigger th a n they w ere front
looking at th e rab b its show n th ere,
and V ictor Is som ew hat of a fan cier
him self.
B orn, to Mr. an d Mrs. Lewis C h ris
ten sen on S atu rd ay , a baby girl.
Girl Is N ot So “ M ere.”
M iss
Will accept a limited num
ber of pupils in
Did you ever notice how much easier it is
to do the chores if the Lantern is a good one?
GRESHAM LOCALS
T hink o f Iti
It is announced th a t th e arm y has
I enough shoes Io last five y ears How
would you like to be th e a rm y * —
I P rovidence Jo u rn a l.
P aul L ent and brid e are visiting
w ith th e fo rm e r's p are n ts, .Mr and
Mrs O. E. L ent. 8817 F ifty -six th ave
nue.
Mrs. L ent was form erly Miss
R eta lllrch of G resham
T h e young
people will probably m ak e th e ir hom e
In P o rtlan d — Mt. Scott H erald.
F lo ren ce M. H oney
PIANO.
HARMONY
Private or Class Lessons
Heating Stove Time
have several different
designs.
BEAMING UNIVERSAL
I wish to place at your inspection and price this
OLD RELIABLE LINE OE HEATERS
LOOK TH EM OVER
J. E. METZGER
Your Home Furnisher
TH E U N I V E R S A L C A R
our Eord car will give satisfactory and
money-saving service for years if you just
give it decent care. Let our shop look
after it, making replace
and repairs when
We Give ments
necessary, let us keep it
Money-
tuned up and running
srtioothly, and you’ll sure
Saving
have all the service and
comfort
you could get
Service
from a brand new car.
It’s all in the knowing how. Our work
men are skilled—we have genuine Eord
parts—we make the regular Ford prices
as established by the factory. Bring your
Eord car in and let us look it over. “A
stitch in time saves nine.”
R A K E R & SO N
Gresham, Oregon
Ixx-ture on W orld P roh ib ition .
Ira L a n d rith , LL. D., clerg y m an ,
jo u rn a list, refo rm er, and C h a u ta u -
qua sp e a k e r will be in G resham . Mon-
day evening, O ctober 13, w hen he
will give an ad d re ss on w orld-w ide
p ro h ib itio n , at th e M ethodist church.
Dr. L a n d rith is a g ifte d o ra to r an d a
very h u m orous sp e ak e r. T he su b je ct
of tem p eran ce will be han d led in a
new way, a ssu rin g th e au d ien ce a
rare tre a t.
N otice.
E very m em b er of G resham R e
bekah lodge is e a rn e stly req u ested to
a tte n d a special m eetin g to be held
in th e hall W ednesday evening at
7 :45 sh arp .
O ne-day
D rive
for A rm en ian s.
Next M onday, O ctober 6, th e re
will be a one-day state-w id e drive
for clo th in g for th e A rm enians. Ben
SeUlng , u t e tre a 8 u re r of th e 8O_
clety and J. J. lla n d s a k e r, s ta te di
recto r of th e O regon branch of th e
co m m ittee on A rm enian and S yrian
R elief, a re ask in g fo r good, clean
g arm e n ts, article s w orth shipping
such a long d istance. T he fire s ta
tions in P o rtlan d will be used as col
lection cen ters. Old ru b b e r will be
received also and sold to cover ex
pense of shipping.
“ B ritish Puzzled at A ntics of the
A m erican S en ate" Is a h eading In the
P o rtlan d Jo u rn a l.
Even A m ericans
who a re not slow to see th ro u g h a
Joke, a re puzzled, too.
Our Obligation to the Fanner
‘‘ANYTHING T H A T PUTS CORN IN
TH E GRIB AND SILAGE IN TH E TANK,
PUTS MONEY IN TH E BANK.”
That is one of the reasons why you’ll find
us working with the farmer in every possible
wav.
In other words, Co-operation between the
farmer and the banker is mutually beneficial.
F o r a W e a k S to m a c h ,
j
Down-town Studio
Q uality
Phone <><»1
First State Rank Building
Phone
66l
P h o n e 881
G resham
T he g reat relief afforded by C h am
b e rla in ’s T ab lets In a m u ltitu d e of
! eases has fully proven th e g re a t value
of th is p rep a ra tio n fo r a w eak sto m
ach and Im paired d igestion. In many
. cases th is relief has becom e pernia-
in e n t and th e su fferers have been
‘ com pletely resto re d to h ea lth
Adv.
Jfirat
Gresham, Oregon
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