PAGE ORKAHAM IO IK Arc You in Trouble? Thinkograph E very city In A m erica, Home d ay , will a p p o in t o r elect a Per- 1 ■ nonal T ro u b le S p ecialist w hose I- I V d u tie s it s h a ll be to p re v e n t th e B orrow s, c rim e s, m u rd e rs, in- sa n ity an d su icid es r a th e r tita n la te r allo w in g an d t to th e S ta te — you to s u p p o rt, fo r y e a rs, o r b u ry , th e u n f o r tu n a te .— L u cas. TO YOU: M any of you h av e read my a rtic le s in th e P o rtla n d D aily p a p ers th e past th r e e y ears. 1 huve g iven you, th e re in , a little idea o f "My M ission in P o l l la n d .'' N e v e rth e le ss, a t th is tim e, fo r th e b e n lfit o f o th e r s w ho h av e not h e ard of m e a lth o u g h d e s ir ­ o u s of k n o w in g w hat I am an d w h a t I do. I'll say, b rie fly , (1 ) I ant a P erso n * ! T ro u b le H |ieeiulist o n e w ho solve;- L ife's P ro b le m s, su ch as all P e rs o n a l, D om estic, Love a n d B u sin ess tro u b le s , p re v e n tin g m any d iv o rces (s o m e tim e s a d v isin g a d iv o rc e ), crim e s, b u sin e ss fa il­ u res, In sa n ity , m u rd e rs a n d suit ides. ( 2 ) 1 am a P sy ch o -A n aly st o n e w ho, a f t e r a d ia g n o s is an d psyciionoslH, tr e a ts a ll N eu ro n ic, M ental an d P sy ch ical D iseases, e lim in a tin g p a th o g e n ic id eas of fe a r, w o rry , a c c id e n ts an d so rro w s cau sed by p sychic tra u m a . T h ese s u p ­ p ressed id eas p ro d u ce fu n c tio n a l d is o rd e rs us well as real m e n ta l an d psychical d ise a se s w hich lead to In sa n ity an d su icid e. Very s e n s i­ tiv e people w ho fe a r an d w orry a b o u t a lm o st e v e ry th in g th o se w ho a re m e n ta lly d e p re sse d , cull upon m e, as I am tile only M en tal an d P sy ch ical S p ecialist In P o rtla n d o r th e W estern S ta te s. (3 ) I am a V o catio n al D ire c to r o n e w ho, a f t e r a p h y sical, m e n ta l an d p sy ch ical e x a m in a tio n , In fo rm s you a b o u t y o u r n a tu r a l o r best v o ca­ tio n . T h e g re a t m a jo rity o v er »1» p e r c e n t— of p eo p le a re u n h ap p y , u n h e a lth y an d u n su c c e ssfu l becau se th e y a re " m is fits ” in life — w o rk in g an d sla v in g in th e w rong v o catio n , alw ay s w earin g an d w o r­ ry in g th e ir lives aw ay. You h av e a "place” on e a rth th a t you can find a n d till m o re th o ro u g h ly an d su ccessfu lly th a n an y o th e r p erso n . 1 cun llnd th a t " p la c e ” v ocation lo r you. I may ad d th a t tr e a tin g h u m a n ity . be u n d e rsto o d o n ly not a fte r my d e a th I h av e had 28 y e a rs ' e x p erien ce in te a c h in g an d My o rig in a l m e th o d s in my new p ro fessio n s can by an e d u c a tio n a l cam p a ig n w hile I am aliv e t h a t ’s wliy I a d v e rtise . <>ITIXM)K GRESHAM LOCALS IIU D A V , SEPTEM BER 13. 191« M rs. F re d E m iu it a n d th r e e d a u g h ­ te rs, of A lb an y , a r e * ¡sitin g a t th e M rs. M. K ro n e n b e rg h a s been ill h om e of M r. a n d M rs. G us R ichey. a t h e r h o m e fo r th e p a s t few w eeks M rs. E m m it is a n iece of M rs. R ichey. a n d is confined to h e r bed. L eon M iley a n d tw o s is te r s , of P o rtla u d , w ere v is ito rs S unday a t th e H e rb e rt L y n ch , w ho w as in ju r e d h om e of M r. a n d M rs. S tra d le y . by b ein g k ick ed by a co lt a few d ay s Mr. a n d M rs. W ill R ichey v isited iu ag o , is a b le to be a b o u t a g a in . C o rtla n d S u n d ay a t th e h om e o f M rs M rs. L. 8. O sb o rn e a n d d a u g h te r , R ic h e y ’s p a re n ts , M r. a n d M rs. Geo. M iss B essie, h a v e re n te d M rs. M. R obinson. C h a rle s G a rriso n , of M ed fo rd , is N y stro m 's h o u se on P o w ell s tr e e t an d h av e m oved in d u rin g th e p a s t w eek. v isitin g his p a re n ts , M r. a n d M rs. W. F . G a rriso n , th is w eek. T h e G re sh a m R ed C ro ss a u x ilia ry M rs. M ilton R o b in so n , of E u g e n e w ill m eet fo r w ork n e x t w eek T u e s ­ v isited a t th e h o m e of M r. a n d M rs. day an d F rid a y a fte rn o o n s a t th e li­ W ill R ichey s e v e ra l d ay s re c e n tly . b ra ry . All w o rk e rs a re u rg e d to a s ­ R o n ald G oodw in, of S ilv e rto n , vit- sis t. ited h is a u n t, M rs. F . A. R ichey, on e Dr. H. H. H u g h es a p p e a re d iu day re c e n tly , w hile on h is way to G re sh a m th is m o rn in g in th e u n ifo rm C am p L ew is. o f a first lie u te n a n t. He w ill leav e M rs. P . J. ife rk e h a s r e tu r n e d hom e to m o rro w fo r C am p F u n s to n , K a n sa s, a f te r s e v e ra l w eek s' s p e n t a t S t M a r­ w h e re h e will e n te r th e o fficers’ tin s S p rin g s. tr a in in g sch o o l in th e m edical d iv i­ M rs. M ary J . J e w e ll h a s r e tu r n e d sion. to h e r h om e h e re w ith h e r s is te r, M r. a n d Mrs. K. A. M iller h av e as ■ th e ir g u e sts th e fo r m e r's b ro th e r, Dr. It. W. M iller a n d fam ily of S an Jose, C a lifo rn ia , w ho a re ta k in g an ex- 1 te n siv e a u to m o b ile tr ip , in c lu d in g a v isit to th e Y ello w sto n e N a tio n a l p a rk . Mr. an d M rs. M. J . A llsh o u se , liv ­ in g on th e S ectio n L in e ro a d w est of R o ck w o o d , h av e re n te d th e ir fa rm to M o rris D h u lst fro m E ag le C reek a n d w ill m ove to G re sh a m , w h ere Mr. A llsh o u se lias been em p lo y ed fo r so m e tim e w ith R a k e r & Son in th e g a ra g e . G re sh a m 's V o lu n te e r fire d e p a r t­ m e n t lias 25 m e m b e rs in th e se rv ic e of th e U n ited S ta te s , as re p re s e n te d by a new serv ice flag th a t w as h u n g o u t y e ste rd a y . So m any of th e young m en b ein g aw ay is th e re a so n fo r r e ­ c ru itin g m o re fire fig h ters from a m o n g th e b u sin e ss m en. N— PLEASANT VALLEY .Mrs. G. N. S a g e r, a f t e r se v e ra l w eeks sp e n t a t H attie G ro u n d , W a sh in g to n . CORBETT M iss A lice R a sm u s se n le ft F rid a y fo r B end, w h ere sh e h as a p o sitio n in th e p u b lic sch o o ls of th a t city. M rs. C la ra H o eh m er v isite d frie n d s a t H ood R iv e r s e v e ra l d ay s la s t w eek. E lm e r L e a d e r w as dorwu from C am p L ew is a n d a s s is te d in doing th e th r e s h in g on h is m o th e r’s fa rm j la s t w eek E lm e r is now a seco n d lie u te n a n t a n d w as co m m issio n ed from th e fo u r th officer’s tr a in in g school a t C am p L ew is. S chool o p en ed M onday w ith r a th e r a sm a ll e n ro llm e n t as m any o f th e s tu d e n ts a re b e in g k e p t from school on a c c o u n t of th e sc a rc ity of fa rm lab o r. Next W eek - Fair W eek Make this Store Your Headquarters W h ile A tte n d in g the MULTNOMAH COUNTY FAIR And Outfit the Family with Clothing, Shoes, Hats, Caps, Hosiery E TF. AYLSWORTH GRESH AM . OREGON Holsteins The Greatest Milk and Butter Producers in the World W h y Is O u r H e r d B u ll G r e a t? Because he has the greatest sire and dam in the West for production and individuality. ALDERSYDE FARM A. H. BURNS, Gresham, Oregon T h e fall seaso n oi fishing o p en ed D eception T hat Is C om m on. Cave Men in Am erica. T u esd ay a n d th e lo cal fish erm en a re T lie C h ris tia n n a tio n s offer m any T h e cav e m an h a s long been s u p ­ d o in g very w ell, as th e sa lm o n a re If you a re in tro u b le ; If you do not know ju s t w h at to do ab o u t T h e C am p F ire G irls of G resh am q u ite n u m e ro u s a n d of a good q u a l­ posed to hav e liv ed only in th e old illu s tra tio n s of th e law of iro n y . th a t w hich is c a u sin g you w ak efu l n ig h ts o r re s tle s s days, do call h av e se c u re d a b o o th a t th e fa ir an d upon me. I can h elp you. T ell y o u r frie n d s, I can h elp th e m also ity. w o rld , a n d if th e te rm is u sed to T hey p ro fess th e c itiz e n s h ip of h e a v ­ ex p ect to c a rry on a c tiv itie s , th e o u t of any tro u b le . Y ou can be lip illli.il % on can la* happy , 'fe ll m ean th e very p rim itiv e specieB of en, th e ex clu siv e w o rsh ip of e te r n a l w h o le p ro fit of w hich w ill go to th e ev ery lx aly I KELSO hom o sa p ie n s, th is is tru e . E x p lo ra ­ g o o d ; a n d n e v e r h a s th e h u n g ry p u r ­ Red C ross. On T h u rs d a y th e g irls Y OU RS E O lt H UM A NITY , su it of p e ris h a b le jo y s, th e love of w ill se rv e Ice c re a m in th e a f t e r ­ T h e re c ita l of M iss H ild a B y ers' tio n s m ad e In K e n tu c k y th is y e a r by noon an d e v e n in g an d on F rid a y p iano p u p ils w a s a .success but ow ing s c ie n tis ts of th e A m erican m u seu m , th is w o rld , o r th e th r is t o f c o n q u e st lu n ch w ill be se rv e d a t n o o n , th e to th e p re v a le n c e o f fires in the h o w ev er, show th a t p rim itiv e m en been s tr o n g e r o r m o re a c tiv e th a n T r o u b le S|M‘< ia lis l. w e a th e r p e rm ittin g . n e ig h b o rh o o d , th e a tte n d a n c e w as did live in caves in A m erica. In th<* am o n g th e se n a tio n s. T h e ir official m o tto is ex actly th e re v e rs e of th e ir sm all. Dr. E m il E n n a of P o rtla n I M am m o th cav e a n d o th e r s th ey 538-9 M o rgan Bldg. U n d er a false flag Mr. an d Mrs. E. S. M cC orm ick an d who c o n d u c te d th e re c ita l g av e th e fo u n d u n m is ta k a b le ev id en c e th a t re a l a s p ira tio n . Prepare for 4th Liberty Loan they play th e s m u g g le r w ith a d ro ll fam ily left th is w eek fo r C a rlto n , O r th e m o u th s of tlie K e n tu c k y c a v e rn s a u d ie n c e a ra r e tr e a t in his w o n d e r - . P h o n es: o llice, Main 7 1 8 ; R es­ "G o o v e r th e pond o r buy a eg o n , w h ere Mr M cC orm ick h a s th e ful p e rfo rm a n c e on th e p iano. Also w ere used a s d w e llin g p laces a n d case of co n science. idenci*, Main 3 8 4 0 . A d d ress b o n d !” all m ail, s tric tly c o n fid en tial, Is tlie fra u d a co n scio u s on e? No p rin c ip a ls h ip of th e school a n d Miss Mr. E p p in g , a n o te d vocal te a c h e r of th a t th e In d ia n s ex p lo red th e caves 1IUY W AR ST A M PS. TODAY! to P O. Box 567, P o rtla n d , Or. H elen M cC orm ick w ill be o n e of th e P o rtla n d , d e lig h te d th e co m p an y an d m in ed q u a rtz in th em . T h is is — it is b u t an a p p lic a tio n of th e law- te a c h e rs . Miss V au g h n M cC orm ick w ith vocal solos w h ic h w ere h ig h ly , esp ecially in te re s tin g b ecau se it is of Irony. T h e d e c e p tio n is so co m ­ is a (e a r n e r in je ir e r s o n n tgn sc tio o l a p p re c ia te d . M iss E d itli G ow an of k n o w n th a t In d ia n s did n o t liv e in m on th a t th e d e lin q u e n t b ecom es u n ­ A bout tile lim e so m e o f th e o th e r T lie wuy to p e rfe c t th e ra ilw a y a d ­ in P o rtla n d a n d h e r b r o th e r G lenn E v ery a c tio n g iv es P o rtla n d , a lso re n d e r e d d e lig h tfu l th is reg io n a f te r its d isco v ery by- co n scio u s of it. su ffra g e o rg a n iz a tio n s b eg an to m in is tra tio n , w hich seem s to be c o m ­ a tte n d s th e sa m e school. w h ite m en. The A m erican cave itse lf th e lie in th e c o u rs e of Its d aily violin n u m b e rs. sh o w e r (lie a d m in is tra tio n wi|lli com in g in fo r a good d eal of c o m p la in t, F ir e s ta r tin g fro m a lan d c le a rin g d w e lle rs, th e re fo re , m u st have be­ life, a n d n o t o n e feels th e rid ic u le of p llm c iits fo r b re a k in g up th e m e e t­ Is to m a k e c ritic ism of th e railw ay Mr. a n d M rs. E m il L a u b e r h a v e r e ­ its p o sitio n . A m an m u st be a J a p ­ d e stro y e d a b o u t $200 w o rth e ach of J longed to an e a r lie r period. in g s of th e m ilita n ts In W a sh in g to n , I se rv ic e u n d e r p o litical o p e ra tio n , a ceiv ed w o rd fro m th e ir son E tnil th a t a n ese to p e rceiv e th e b u rle q u e c o n ­ fen cin g fo r F. W. C a n n in g . Ned tw o lie h a s a rr iv e d sa fe ly a t his d e s tin a ­ th e iiiilitanlH w ere rele a se d an d told fo rm of se d itio n . T h e re a re T h e r e tire m e n t of Mr. P ag e from tr a d ic tio n s of th e C h ris tia n c iv iliz a ­ N elson an d R o b e rt J o n s ru d . T h e l a t ­ th e m ost im p o rta n t d ip lo m a tic host tion. to hold all th e m e e tin g s th e y w ant w ays of av o id in g c ritic is m ; o n e to tio n In N o rfo lk , V irg in ia. E m il had He m u st be a n a tiv e of th e te r also lo st fiftee n h e a d of sh e e p irt ed. It ta k e s a fellow w ith th e St av o id Ju s tify in g it, a n o th e r to p ro ­ been on a fu rlo u g h . On Ills re tu r n in th e g ift of th e a d m in is tra tio n r e a l­ m oon to u n d e rs ta n d th e s tu p id ity of tin* fire v a lu ed a t $225. T ile lu st n am ed m eth o d to d u ty lie ex p ected to c o n n ect w ith V itu s d unce to s ta n d by so m e p o li­ h ib it It. ly lo o k s lik e a case of sw a p p in g m an , an d h is s ta te of c o n s ta n t d elu cies. seem s to be in vogue at p re s e n t. a c e rta in tr a in in C hicago. H e w as, h o rse s in tlie m id d le of th e s tre a m . sion. BORING h o w e v e r, th r e e m in u te s la te an d wav Save for the c o u n try 's sake. co m p elled to ta k e a la te r tr a in . It F ire co m p le te ly d e stro y e d th e B a rg a in s in th e W a n t Ads. w as la te r le a rn e d th a t th e tr a in h o u se o ccu p ied by M rs. M orris Wil w hich h e w a n te d to ta k e h ad been n ia rth e a rly last S u n d a y m o rn in g , to ­ w reck ed w ith c o n sid e ra b le loss of g e th e r w ith all th e f u r n itu r e a n d Tlie M u ltn o m a h C ounty F a ir H oard an n o u n c e s th a t th e fo llo w ­ life. p e rs o n a l b elo n g in g s of Mr. a n d M rs ! in g list of a rtic le s an d p re m iu m s, ta k e n from th e 1!»17 P re m iu m 1.1st, w as u n in te n tio n a lly o m itte d fro m th is y e a r's P re m iu m L ist. W ilm a rth . T h e o rig in of th e tire is I * Home made Sausage and Lard, Sweet - Cured Ham and Bacon 1 All w om en o v e r 6tl y e a rs of ag e w ill be e n title d to c o m p ete in tills Mr. an d Mrs. K A. M iller h a v e r e ­ a m y ste ry , as no o n e w as k n o w n to class, w hich w as C lass 82 last y e a r, an d a re p riv ileg ed to m a k e th e ir We Buy Beef Cattle, Calve«, Hogs, Hides, Etc. ; ceiv ed le tte r s fro m th e ir son B ay ard h av e been in th e h o u se since e a rly I ; e n tr ie s fro m tills n o tice. It will com e u n d e r th e h e a d in g of w ith in th e la s t few d ay s from F ra n c e , S a tu rd a y m o rn in g , w hen Mrs. W il­ Farmers, Attention! We Smoke Your Meat ' OLD LADIES DEPARTMENT w h ere h e a rriv e d safely a few w eeks m a r th le ft fo r a tr ip to N ew berg. T h e $1.00 >2.00 12!» P atch w ork «>. kt ;s fo r it Now I hav e to u n ­ fo re tim e to fill th e m T u tp o ra ry , b u tto n my co at, fish in every one of w ooden silo s a re lik e ly to s h r in k an d : my w a istc o a t p o c k e ts, d isco v er th a t fall dow n If not lo o k ed a f te r d u rin g GRESHAM, ORIGON th e w atch is n 't th e r e , pu sh up my th e h o t s u m m e r m o n th s. s le e v e , a n d look a t It. A g re a t c o n ­ v e n ie n c e !" ' T ry a w a n t ad. P h o n e 701. DR. ALZAMON IRA LUCAS, FOR O L D LAD IES SANITARY MARKET o 4 > Autumn Has Arrived HEATING STOVES Wood Heaters in all cast, cast lined and sheet iron. Combination Heat­ ers for coal or wood. Perfection Oil Heat­ ers. Gas Reflector Heaters, etc. L L KIDDER HDW. CO. Gresham Market THE HUN SAID: WE HAVE ANSWERED: FIRST STATE BANK