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OUTLOOK
MID SCENES OF LANG SYNE I pew
he church
u attended and th* ¥ery Tweed's time Here is a proposition
io which he sat. Grant's tomb that I have bad put up to me. and
Continued from pax« 1
and the caskets in which General
the surface lines, the subway t r a m s and Mrs. Grant lie.
St. Patrick's
ut seven coaches per train, and the I Cathedral on Fifth Avenue the larg
elevated trains, also seven-coached est and most beautiful church in Atu-
each, all malting a desperate effort 1 erica, costing three million dollars.
to handle the crowds. These trains The place where the Stokes and Fisk
run every one half minute and stops tragedy occurred, and Madison square
at stations consume only eight sec roof garden where Harry Thaw be
onds.
Each train carries fourteen came infamous. I could fill columns
hundred passengers or two thousand of the Outlook with descriptions of
eight hundred per m inute on the the highly interesting things I've
elevated railroad alone. The sub seen, but I want som ething left to
way does even more and the many talk about when 1 return. By the
surface lines are crowded to over way, I intend to furnish to the guests
flowing
There are more passengers of Hotel Congdou for one month a f
carried daily in New York City thau ter I arrive home, a real New York
there are inhabitants in Wyoming, McAlpin dinner free. The only con
Colorado, New Jersey and Delaware dition there will be is that each
combined. If my friends will im ag guest pay an admission fee of one
ine ten trains between Gresham and dollar, more or less, for the privil
U nnem ann Junction carrying four ege of entering the dining room to
teen hundred passengers each with see the magnificent five hundred dol
one half m inute headway, he will lar oil painting that 1 have had paint
get some idea of the passenger traf ed of myself from life, by one of
fic on one line alone in New York New York's foremost portrait paint
City. The greatest treat for me was ers.
my visit to the most wonderful art
In my trip by special motor boat,
gallery in America, and ere long it and In circling the entire city via
will be the greatest In the world. 1 East river, Harlem river and the
was spell bound as I saw for the first Hudson, I saw many places that this
time in my life the master pieces of wonderful city has made famous.
the greatest painters of all times. I Who has not read and longed to see
was surprised to find that these the great bridges that span the East
great works of art held me in perfect river? One alone cost seventy m il
awe, and only by a second visit lion dollars. Ward's Island with its
could I content m yself to leave this thousands of insane, Blackwell's Is
place of gems. The collection of Mr. land where the city prison and work
II. Altman, the m ultim illionair mer houses are located, also the new In
chant of Fifth avenue, costing him dustrial Farm of Henry Ford, which
fifteen million dollars seem s to me adjoius his mammoth new assemb
a greater collection of modern art ling plant. It will interest Mr. Lat-
than those left by the late J. I*. Mor ourell to know that on this farm Mr.
gan. Many of the latter collections Ford will raise nothing but squir
are reputable because of the great rels. The squirrels will be educat
am ount of money the Shylocks of ed (A la Ford Institute) and each
Europe succeeded In extracting from purchaser of a new Ford will be pre
Mr. Morgan
The Altman collection sented with two squirrels to pick up
contains a wonderful sixteenth cen the nuts along the trail of the car.
tury salt celler made of solid gold, 1 tried by all kinds of red tape and
pearls, diamonds, sapphires and ru wire-pulling to have my name en
bies, costing two hundred and fifty tered at the "Hall of Fam e.” I o f
thousand dollars. This is the only fered to pose in the act of making
article in the museum that is hon one of my celebrated "German fried”
ored by being locked in a vault ev but was told that there would be
ery night. The museum of Natural nothing doing before the year two
History bad a special attraction for thousand, I couldn't wait. O. J.
me, for 1 had anticipated seeing Brown, you’re next.
there the original Bull Moose of my
Riverside Drive Is in my estim a
name Bake "Teddy.” Of exceeding tion the finest ever, and mind you I
Interest was the m eteorite of solid have seen Columbia River Highway,
iron found by Explorer Perry in the too. Along this Riverside Drive are
frozen north and weighing thirty-six the homes of many m ulti-m illion
tons, the Dinosaur, meaning the aires, and here lives Mr. Adams, the
Great Lizzard, measuring sixty-six maker of the Pepsin gum. 1 saw
feet, eight inches in length and Adam in the Garden just in the act
weighs forty tons. Also interesting of putting some "pep" In his gum. I
was a collection of ring stones sets was unable, however, to meet Eve
for a ring. Each stone is different, because, as the servant said "She
some were inlaid with diamonds and is not dressed, the leaves have not
sapphires, rubies and other valuable yet begun to fall.” I have been at
stones. They were owned by a Ger the favorite rendevouz of the "gun
man gentlem an of the seventeenth men” in the notorious Becker case
century; each stone was worn in his and stood upon the very spot where
ring, being changed daily. It was Rosenthal was shot. I wandered
purchased and presented to the Mu along the Bowery.
seum in 1873 by Samuel T. Avery.
"But they do such things
A Japanese long tailed rooster with
And they say such things
I’ll never go there any more."
feathers nine feet long. Some tale,
1 have climbed to the top of the
Eh?
A finn-back whale sixty-two
feet long— but then if I were to Statute of Liberty, went up into the
describe a hundredth part of what I head three hundred and sixty-five
saw, the Outlook could not contain feet above the water and looked up
It, and my friends might not believe on the world through the very eyes
of this wonderful statue which was
me.
The Grand Central station is a a gift to the United States, from
"la belle France.”
city in Itself, covering sixteen blocks,
While riding up Fifth Avenue on
sixty-nine acres, the exact size of my top of a motor bus, a fine buxom
old Gresham-Butte farm. If Gresh damsel suddenly, very suddenly,
am possessed as many business hous planted herself on my lap. The bus
es, as are contained in this railway jerked, turned and ran so fast that
station alone. Gresham could afford she could only blush and apologize,
to be proud of her growth. It Is the but 1 assured her that it was quite
largest and most costly station In the all right, I being from Gresham was
world.
It has thirty-one m iles of perfectly neutral. I remained in the
tracks for handling two hundred city much longer than 1 originally
trains and seventy thousand passen intended, because Tammany Hall
gers each hour. There are forty-five was neglecting many important con
The mayor asked me to put
tracks for suburban trains in con tracts
course, twenty-five feet below the a new wull around Wall street, a new
handle on the Flat Iron building
city streets.
Now don your Palm beach suits and a new pair of hinges on H ell’s
I could have had the contract
and Join me on a tour in the city In .Gate.
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a motor car, with the pleasure of of putting a new cone on Coney
seeing noted places in history, the Island, had I not been so Infatuated
palatial homes of America's most by the seven hundred and fifty thous
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famous m illionaires and modern bus and bathers in the ocean surf.
iness palaces, and here are Borne of came here to do this old town to see
the things I saw. B. Altman A the Great White Way and things not
Co., the largest dry goods store in so white. New York is the hub of
the world, and the only store that the am usement world, and yet, the
displays no signs.
W ashington’s opportunity for making big money is
headquarters during the revolution, here today as much ax It was In Boss
New Proprietor
GEORGE DIETL ha« taken over the Sani
tary Market in
The Regner Building
Where he will be pleased to meet all its former
customers and the public generally.
Beef Cattle, Hog«, Sheep and
Wanted for Oaah
HI0HE8T
PRICES
Poultry
PAID
TUESDAY,
AUGUST
7,
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TROUTDALE
MELROSE AND VICTORY,
I H»'.El
Liver Trouble
" I a m b o th e re d w it h liv e r
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Some of the friends of Mrs. Arthur
An Ice cream social will be given |
I ma> organize a stock company as
a b o u t tw ic e a y e a r , " w r ite s Joe D i.i
ut
the
Victory
schoolhouse
next
Sat-
i
Van
DeW
alker
gathered
Thursday
soon as I arrive home:
m a n . W e b s te r C it y , lo w u
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The object of this company is to evening at the home of Z. G. Schunck. urduy evening, August 11. by the p a in s in tny s id e a n d h a c k a n d a :i
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operate a large cat ranch in or near where she was staying the night, to Embroidery club. A short program a w f u l s o re n e ss in tn y n o n i u h
h e a rd o f C h a m b e r la in 's T a b le ts . n I
Gresham where land can be pur bid her farewell on the eve of her de will be rendered, after which ice j t r ie d th e m
By th e tim e 1 h a d used
chased cheap for this purpose. To ! parture. A pleasant evening was cream and cake will be on sale. The h a lf a h o ttie o f th e m I w as G e li .
start in with, we will collect about, ' spent and daiuty refreshm ents were proceeds will be for Red Gross work fin e a n d h a d n o s ig n s o f p a in . " O b
say, one hundred thousand (1 0 0 ,0 0 0 ) [ served. It was a farewell also to the It is hoped that a large number will f a lt ia b le e v e ry w he re .
cats. Each cat will average twelve [ Schuncks, who were leaving Trout be In attendance from this and sur
B a rg a in s i l l th e W a n t A d s
rounding districts, to help a worthy
(1 2 ) kittens a year. The skins run dale. Mrs. Van DeW alker has made
cause.
Local
ladles
are
asked
to
many
friends
during
her
short
resi
from ten cents each for white ones. '
f
N
bring cakes.
to seventy-five cents for the pure dence among us, and we sincerely re
gret
her
departure.
She
left
Friday
The next meeting of the Euibrold '
black. This will give us twelve m il
lion skins a year, to sell ut an aver for u visit in California, after which ery d u b will he with Mrs. Grace
age of thirty cents (3 0 c) a piece, she will return to her former home Erltz on August 15 Note the change .
in Kalumazoo. Michigan.
in date and place of meeting
making our revenue about ten tbous-
The usual services will be held at I
and dollars ($1 0 ,0 0 0 ) a day gross. I We lose good citizens In the de
parture of Mr and Mrs. Schnuck, Iliff church next Sunday forenoon
A man can skin 50 cats per day
who moved Saturday to Oregon City, The hour for Sunday school Is It) j
for two dollars (* 2 ). It will take
where Mr. Schanck is employed In and for preaching II o’clock.
100 men to operate the ranch, the
the paper mills.
net profit will therefore be about
The fourth quarterly conference 1
Mrs. Jay Bailey and children re
nine thousand eight hundred dollars
of the Iliff und Pleasant Home charge
turned last week from a visit to her I
(* 8 ,8 0 0 ) a day.
bus been announced for August 16 |
father In Florence, Colorado.
und 17 ut Pleasant Home. These 1
We will feed the eats on rats, and
G. 1. Thomas returned Saturday
will be two all-day services with I
will start a rat ranch next door. The
from a week's visit at Newport,
basket dinners. Pastors und people
rats will multiply four times as fast
Columbia Beach is the Finest
where he left Ills daughter Elizabeth
from neighboring charges are Invlt- '
as cats. If we start with one mil
Romping Place for "Kid
with her aunt, Mrs. T. H. Halleck.
Members of tile
lion rats, we will have, therefore, Mrs Thomas left this morning for e<l to take part.
dies" in the Northwest.
quarterly conferences are urged to
four rats per day for each eat. which Newport for a short stay.
have their reports written for the
is plenty.
Mrs G. 1. Raker went to Olympiu
Take tliein out any afternoon.
Now, then we will feed the rats on last Wednesday for a week's visit meeting
the carcasses of the cats, from which with her niece, Mrs. L. M. Rose.
Rev. Peterson, Seventh Day Ad
Take them out every Saturday.
the skins have been taken, giving
preacher of Portland, Is
Owing to the prevalence of whoop ventist
each rat a fourth of a cat.
holding
Bible
readings
at
the
Victory
i
ing rough and so many summer va
P a ck f lic f a m ily lu n c h h u s k e t a nd
It will thus be seen that the busi cations, the Troutdale Sunday school schoolhouse each Sunday afternoon,
ness will be self-supporting and au will have a vacation during August, Io which all are Invited.
s p e n d a ll d a y S u n d a y th e re .
tomatic all the way through. The meeting again the first Sunday in
I I . D. M c D o n a ld o f D a lla s , is v i s i t
cats will eat the rats and the rats Seplem ber.
in g h is m o th e r , M rs . S J. M c D o n
C h ild r e n u n d e r 12 i i d i n i f l e d t r e e .
will ea, the cats, and we get the
Mr. and Mrs. W alter Shirling and a ld , a n il h is s is te r, M rs . A le x . T h o m p
skins.
two children departed last week, af so n . M r M c D o n a ld Is t a k in g In B u y
Best b ath in g beach in Oregon.
How does this proposition appeal ter u most delightful visit with rela e rs ' w eek in P o r tla n d
i
to you Mayor Stapleton? Mr King tives here, for their home In Mont
I lancing every evening ami all
T im Ih-M L a x a tiv e .
next!
Martre, Saskatchewan, Canada. They
day S unday.
T o k e e p th e b o w e ls r e g u la r th e
It being one hour past high twelve, are so pleased with the country that
1 will call from labor to refresh they are planning to return and make best la x a t iv e is o u td o o r e x e rc is e .
D r in k a f u l l g la s s o f w a te r h a lf an
ments. Just wait boys until I get their home here In the future.
Take Vancouver trains at Sec
h o u r b e fo re b re a k fa s t a n d c u t an
home, I’ve got some stories for you
Mr. and Mrs. Luntsden had quite a u b u n d a ile e o f f r u i t a n d v e g e ta b le s ,
ond and Washington.
that wouldn't look well in print
gathering at dinner Sunday at the a ls o e s ta b lis h a r e g u la r h a b it a n d be
Sincerely,
Sun Dial ranch The guests were Mr s u re I h u t y o u r b o w e ls m o v e o n ce
each day W h e n a m e d ic in e is n e e d
W. II. CONGDON
and Mrs. Morris McGinnis add daugh ed ta k e C h a m b e r la in 's T a b le ts . T h e y
ter, Curl Dumgard and Miss May Bur a re p le a s a n t to ta k e a n d m ild a n d
nett of Gamas, Wash., Miss Miriam g e n tle ill e ffe c t. O b ta in a b le e v e r y V,
j
TERRY
w h e re .
Inglis, C. I. Raker and Ellsworth.
Mrs. T. H. Larwood and sons, Don
Mrs. Annie Swank, of Fairview,
ald and John, and daughter Helen,
spent Sunday with Mrs. Goons.
Mrs. Pelton and son, Henry, front of Eugene, were visitors Sunday at
Sellwood have been visiting at the the G. I. Thomas home. Mrs. Lar- I
wood cam e to Portland to bid good
home of J. W. Goons and wife
Mrs. E. M. Waldrip and Mrs. J. bye to three of her sons Donald, :
W. Coons made a business trip to W alter and Leonard, who have all
answered their country’s call
Portland one day last week.
Mrs. May Hanning was a caller at
SCENIC
the borne of Mrs. Goons last Wed
nesday.
Mrs. B. G. Altman is visiting her
The funeral of Miss Olive Fancher sister, Mrs. Alice Wolters at Auburn,
was largely attended by friends from Washington.
near and far who came to pay their
Recent
callers at the Delluven
last loving tribute to one they had home were Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Chase I
so dearly learned to love.
and son, Harry, late of Los Angeles, I
Mrs. Helen Cady of Hastings, Neb., I
THE HIM SANDWICH.
and Chas. Dake of Los Angeles, Calif. ■
Miss Ellen DeHaven, who has been |
One of the greatest attractions at
having some eye trouble, visited an
tbe county fair is the bam sandwich
eye specialist in Portland and had a
counter. Everybody gets hungry and
slight operation. The eye Is som e
the ham joint always gets patronage
what improved.
I loin of pork
YOU'LL FIND IT A TREAT
when other places are passed up.
Mr. Bell, of Sandy Ridge, was a
Just how favorably they will show
OR PRIM E Rip.'
caller at the Duncan borne one day
to visit this meat market. When
. ,T) R o t t - E O
up this year Is getting to be a sub
this week.
you become ncquuinted with our
ject of deep concern, for there’s
j / oo ll T i NOA i TREA.
sanitary methods anil learn of the
Mrs. Mary Zingsbiem, of Portland,
nothing that shows the effect of the visited her sister, Mrs J it. Duncan. I
_5ERNED
double barreled Inspection our
withering band of war like tbe ham
h o t or
several days last week
meat undergoes before we accept
sandwich; and watching it dwindle
It you'll know that this Is the
into a mere shadow of its former self
meat store de Luxe
PLEASANT
HOME
has been one of the most interesting
The Shining Light class of the
studies of the war.
Who don’t remember tbe plump, Baptist church has bought fifty-three
A J W BROWN, Prop.
glistening five-cput sandwich of a few Bibles to send to soldiers at differ
(IKE8HAM. OREGON
years ago? The buns or two slices of ent places
A party of girls went for a picnic
bread were full sized and bad a beau
tiful finish. They
were buttered in a grove near Pleasant Home. They
with real rich yellow butter, and the spent the afternoon in eating water
bam between was home boiled, pink melon, playing games, and all had a
and sw eet and fringed with fat as fine time.
SUCCE88OK8 TO
Mr. Egbert, of Hood River, spent
white as snow.
There was no attem pt to cut the a couple of days with Mr. and Mrs.
H O S S ’ T R U C K S E R V IC E
ham to fit tbe bread.
It was cut F. Gaddy.
Office
with Commercial Delivery Co.
The W illing Work era society of
thick and carelessly and portruded
229
Pine
Street
Between First and Second
•
lie
Cottrell
community
church
will
with reckless abandon on every side
But the five-cent ham sandwich bus meet with Mrs Lizzie Radford all
ALL KINDS OF HAULING BETWEEN ORESHAM AND
shrunk, und Its shrinkage Jias been day Friday. Mrs Radford will give
PORTLAND
so gradual and cunning that we’ve a lea in the afiernoon
G resh a m
» it
. rt .
P ortland
scarcely realized it.
P h o n e 7®»
AlDCft EKStrOfll 11« o a d w a y 2ON2; A-2O7N
W e H ave T hem Now.
The first alteration in the five-cent
Those Milk Record blanks. Print
bam sandwich to be brought about
by tbe European conflagration was ed on durable cardboard, suitable for
the substitution of undyed oleo for 16 to 18 tows, jlist the thing for
Will save many times
butter. Then the bog prices began your dairy.
their
coat.
10c
each, or *1.00 a
to soar on account of exports, the
bam grew thinner and conformed dozen. The Outlook, phone 7 0 1
more accurately to tbe bread or bun
Tailoring
area. In fact you couldn't tell a bam
For men and women— cleaning, !
sandwich from a one-leaf lettuce pressing and repairing done well |
Rustic, all patterns and grade«, dry.
sandwich until you lifted the lid.
Peter Lenard, Powell street
All kinds of dry finish lumber and mouldings.
Then with the advent of the ruth
Bring your baby carriage wheels !
less submarine campaign and the
Oood supply of flooring 4 and 6 inch, all grades.
to the Hardware store to have them
awful loss of wheat at sea, flour went retired.
Sheeting,
common and cull.
up, and the first to suffer was th«
Cedar
posts,
split and sawed.
Everyone
has
som
ething
to
buy
i
five-cent sandwich
A sm aller bun
was necessary if tbe great sandwich or sell. Try an Outlook want ad.
industry was to live, so the war bun
follow ed —a poor, undersized, Bal-
low excuse for the buoyant, robust
peace bun with a hardware finish, i
The present day bun has no lustre. {
Phone, Sandy 46.
We Deliver
The Farmer«' Mutual Fire
There Is som ething cold and clammy
Re tef Association
about it. It's hard and unyielding,
and when made into a five-cent sand
or r o » T iix x , oxxxox
wich, it opens and d o se s with the
Invltae all farmers «h o have no
rattle of an old, dried out tobacco 1 Iuauranea on their farm buildings
box.
to Ineuro with us
This associa
tion lx the cheapest and xafeet in
Even the splatter of oleo has d is
HKTWKEN
the state. It inauree only aountry
appeared from the five-center, the
property and has over H .tO e .M O
PO R T LA N D AND O RESH AM
bam is worth fifty cents a pound, and
insuranoe la foree.
when you buy one and lift the top
Office w ith P ion eer An to Truck Go., 22M Ash Nt.
Write er phene
off to aee what you've drawn, the In
P h on e B roadw ay ENM
H. W NNASHALL, Prm .
terior wears a brazen expression and
seem s lo wink tbe other eye. We ex
The Farmer« Mutual Fire Relief
Association
pect to keep one of them as a sou
venir to show our grandchildren
Grtmhani R ou te No. 8 Phone NA
B W. EMERY, Prop. Res Phone 173
Oreahain, Ore.
what we bad to eat when tbelr dads
Notary Public
R eal E state
were fighting for liberty.
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Thousands
Have Found It Out
Gresham Market
Ekstrom’s Truck Service
For Quick Disposal
A ttention!
SANDY FIR LUMBER CO.
Emery’s Truck Service
Furniture Moving and Fanners' Hauling a Specialty