16 HOME AND FARM MAG A7TNE SECTION P ractical F arm C o n serv a tio n Knowing How to Do Things More Efficiently a Real Saving of Human Energy. B BY C. F. HODGE, is to cost $2,000,000, but it mav sav- Professor of Social Biology University ten times that amount of futile labor in a single year. We shall soon be buy of Oregon. ing and selling land on the basis of E ARE apt to pride ourselves being a common-sense, practical soil analyses which shall indicate what people. Are wc? Take this as an the land is able to produce. example. We toil for months, plowing, harrowing, sowing, harvesting, threshing and hauling and shipping a million bushels of wheat. Wo send it over to Italy and Caruso conies and sings to us a few days to pay for it. We adore straight through the whole problem of i t f SHALL refuse to pay for attend I nder new management—entire change in the beautiful-und the inspiring, but our anee, ” said the irate tourist who “ common sense, practical’’ way of get all departments—all rooms redecorated and re had been staying at an old-fash ting just a whiff of these higher things ioned country hotel and who had just furnished. Particular attention is now being now and then is scarcely above the been presented with his bill. “ Why, level of (he brute beast stupidity. Well the bells in the rooms are a perfect paid to prompt, efficient and courteous service. this is better than not getting any disgrace; not one of them would ring. whiff of higher things at all, but Everything I wanted I had to fetch my our agricultural life we have to work self. I must have spent some hours tug so bard, becauso we do not know anv ging at those bell pulls. ” better. “ I t's true we have charged for at Now, “ knowing” is only another tendance,’ said the smiling proprietor word for “ science,” and the best defl ’but, see, we have charged you nothing nition of science 1 know is one given for your physical culture course.” by Huxley—“ Trained and organized Physical culture course!” exclaim common sense.’’ What must ultimately cd the tourist in surprise. “ I don't prove a greater loss than the labor know what you mean.” comes from the fact that with the mil “ The daily use of our dumbbells,” lion bushels of wheat we have mined was the cool retort. • • « ont and sent over the ocean $250,000 worth of soil salts and these may be Cause of De-th. lacking, when we want to raise another i i y t ’U may say-roe. automobile did million bushels of wheat to exchange 1 not touch this man, and yet he for music, so we still have to go with was dead when you picked him out our music. up? shouted the prosecuting attor The first and greatest need of con ney. servation in our farm life is real sav T h at’s my claim,” coolly retorted ing of human energy by knowing how the prisoner. “ My machine didn’t to do things more efficiently. In fact touch him. ” —THE FINEST IN SEATTLE— standards of efficiency are being ap And yi u saw this man start to cross the street?” plied to farm operatioas and some ol the results are shown in the table be “ Yes.” low: “ Did you Wow yonr horn?” Standards and percentages of effi “ I did.” “ Wbat sort of a hern is it? ” Service the Best. ciency for farm crops: Cuisine Unexcelled. “ One of those new fangled clatter Standard Per cent boxes that create a sound that is a yield Average of cross between n shriek and a dying per acre Efficiency wail.” Potatoes ....500 bu 96 19 ' 1 hat explains it. You simply __50 50 bu bu Wheat _____ 14 28 ROBERT J. ROBINSON scared the man to death.” C o tto n ____ 1 bale 0.35 35 C orn----------- 100 bu 28 28 Manager A Feminine Realist. O a ts _______ 100 bu 32 32 E WAS enraptured with the seen These low percentages are merely ex ery. His fair companion at the pressions in mathematical terms of not country resort sat upon the stone cord and stopped the train, and the fast knowing how. The standard of 500 wall beside him. train ran into us. It will take five bushels of potatoes per acre is really “ Behold that exquisite sunset!” he low. With addition of knowing how to exclaimed. “ Note the delicate flesh hours to clear the line for us to go ahead. breeding and selection of seed, precision tints, the cream shades, the long dashes Gentleman: Fivo hours? Grsat of fertilizers and cultufe methods, we of Vermillion, and the almost living fire may raise the standard to 1000 bushels. that leaps up from the sinking sun as Scotti I wa to be married today. ,, Let him play in overalls In fact the mere use of immature seed from a fountain. Behold the frame Conductor (a married man, sternly:) Look here, are yon the chap who stopped with never n care in the has been proved to more than double work of darkening skies and of deep the train? world and you will make the crop over that from dead ripe seed green. Isn ’t it wonderful?’ • • • him a healthy, happy boy. of the same variety. Probably Lord His fair companion sighed heavily. Be sure to buy him After Effects. Roseberry holds the world’s record for “ You just bet it is !” she exclaimed. “ You^eay you had a corking good T w o -H o rse B rand yield of potatoes at 2000 bushels of mar ‘It looks just like a great big lobster time last night?” ketable tubers with 45 bushels of colls salad!” Overalls “ Yes.” per acre. With the standard at 2000 “ Judging from the way you look this The kind that is made bushels our efficiency falls to 4 3 4 per Thirteen Trumps—One Trick. morning, it must have been an uncork for comfort and long wear. cent. When we know how, it may be as MITH had iiZvited several of his ing good time.” easy, or even easier, to raise 1000 bush FR EE friends and neighbors to tea the els of potatoes per acre as 100 bushels. other night, and the conversation On Pay Day. The most laborious and expensive part veered around to whist. ■HE workman was busily employed of raising a field of torn has been “ I have seen some remarkable whist in execrating operations by the “ thorough cultication. ” After this hands,” said one of the guests. “ I re roadside—that is to say, he was had, for centuries, been tearing off half member not long ago I saw one man digging, digging, digging—and the way M ad* By the roots of the corn plant and with hold all thirteen trumps.” farer, who happened to be passing, y iE V l STRAUSS A CO., S a a F r a ^ a / great labor bad been reducing the yield “ T h a t’s not very unusual,” remarked paused to inquire: from 20 to 50, or more, bushels per acre, another. “ Whzt are yon digging for?” someone hit upon the idea of trying to “ Not at all; but the carious part of The workmkan lookel up. FOR YOUR DEN know something about the growth of it was that ho only took one trick.” “ Money, be replied. the corn plant. It was discovered that Beautiful College Pennants “ How's th a t? ” Money; And when do vou expect the roots spread out close under the sur "W hy, he trumped his partner’s ace faeo of the soil for six or seven feet in first time round, and his prrtner was to strike it? ” On Saturday,” replied t>r other, Yale and Harvard. Each k in. x 24 every direction. Next came the ques so furious that he got up and threw Princeton, Cornell, Michigan end resumed operations. tion: did not deep cultivation injure him out of the window.” Each ” In. x 21 in. • • • a a a these roots? Recent experiment have All best quality felt with felt head- proved that by merely shaving off the Something Wrong. Too Thin. mg, streamers, letters and mascot ex weeds, without stirring the soil in the < 4|"A T I1E R , ” said the stndent, “ I “ These potatoes taste strongly of ecuted in pro or colors. This splendid least we get yields of core equal and 1 want to talk to you shoot cliang gasoline, my dear. Wbat recipe did you assortment sent postpaid for 50 cents often better than we obtain with most and 5 stamps to pay postage. Send now. use?” ing my course of study.” eareful surface cultivation. The amount “ Talk to your mother, son,” directed 1 must have got ray recipes mix HOWARD SPECIALTY CO. of human energy conserved along the the father, who was reading the sport ed,” answered the young w fe after Dayton, Ohio. line of this one bit of knowing how ing page. some reflee Jon, “ and used the one for may make the difference on many a “ Mother,” said the son, “ I made a cleaning v e lv e t” farm between life being Worth while mistake when 1 selected chemirtry. But G O IN G E A S T or and not being worth the living. it is pot too late to change even yet. C O M IN G W E S T The largest factor of all io the whole 1 want to take astronomy instead.” Why Lightning Strikes Trees. problem is the plant food content of the The mother searched the eyes of her 'HAT trees are the obiecta most fre II e can Stftx you Moneu •oil itself and a knowledge as to how son sharply. Then she said quently struck bv lightning s tke this may be utilized. This may mean “ Nope. Ton'll have to think op observa ,n of Mr F O. Plummer Reduced rates on Hnaaehotd Oooda. p |BnB- the difference between raising nothing some better excuse frr staying out at of the United States forest service As Aotnmobiles. eta. Tbmogli consolidated ears on a field, after a hard y ear’s work, night!” the roots of a tree extend into the tnanrtn» prompt d elir.ry sod earofaf a a a and raising a crop of 75 bushels el corn handling. damp ground, a tree is mois likely to to the acre. These are actual figures A Suspicions Conductor. tie struck than any other tail object. 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