TTOMF AXF FARM MAGA/Ï> E S K C 'i'R >\’ The M an F or th e oJb. “ I un d erstan d you got into j a i l , ” ly c o n d u ct, ” s a id Mrs. K e m p sh o t. I said the w arden, “ on account of a w ish Ire n e h a d b e e n th e re to h a v e h e a rd ¡glowing m ining p ro sp ectu s.” “ I w as q u ite o p tim is tic ,” a d m itte d lM F. O f course th ere w as only one thing th e g e n tle m a n ly p riso n er. “ Well, the governor w ants a report fo r me to do. 1 did it. I th in k it took mo ex actly h a lf an hour to pack my on conditions in my j a i l. 1 w a n t yo u bag. 1 le ft the K em pshots, feeliug the to w r ite i t ” • • • big g est fool 1 have ever fe lt in my life. D o n ’t pout if you d o n ’t win. Be kind S tra ig h tw a y on reaching London I to th e w inner and then go home and w ent to call upon Irene. I should find break your trouble« gently to th e gate her in th e garden, the serv an t told me. post. I found her in th e same eh air in which she had sat c h a ttin g to me three days before. She looked up, and as she saw me raised her eyebrows. “ You back in tow n a lr e a d y !” A L J - R IO H T S R E S E R V E D “ I r e n e ,” I said. “ IIow dare y o n ! ” “ W h a t! ” she replied ingenuously. “ T ake my b eastly telegram seriously T h e o m t practical. healthful, piartinxt l i i u r M i e r«r lnvcr»*rd for chilitrrn 1 and w rite to Mrs. K em pshot about my to I year» of a«c. Made in on* p u re en g ag em en t! ’ w ith drop bark F a k ir slipped on or o f. Eaaily washed. N o u lifh tr r weight b itte rly , ” 1 n ever had an y in ten tio n marerial for rutnmer w a r . AU fa rm e n a trimmed » U h fast red or of m arry in g Amy, an d I th o u g h t------ ” blue faiatca. Mad« ta O otrh nock The rest of my exp lan ation was w ith elbow Ra e - a a and h ifh nock ar.w iu o ( hirer cs. drow ned in laughter. “ How p erfectly lo v ely ,” said Irene, clapping h er hands. 7 5 c the suit ” 1 am glad you th in k so ,” I said, “ I H yewr dealer cannot supply you. only wish you had seen Mrs. K em pshot we w ill aond them, charges prepaid an receipt o f price, 7 Sc eat h. in stead o f me. D ene, w h at m ade you A N ew r n r r if T hey do i t ! ” Suit fA L L Kip " B e c a u s e ,” Iren e studied tho point M .,J . R , of h er shoe, “ because I w a sn ’t quite , I-avt S tr a a sa & C o , S a n F r a n c isc o J sure if you w ere serious. A nd I d id n ’t th in k Amy was q n ite suitab le fo r you. She is n ’t the g irl I should lik e to see you m arry . ” ’ -B^M V^-IW HEARTOr-CI “ N o ,” I replied. Then I looked at Iren e. H er faee had gone scarlet. “ I r e n e ,” I said, “ I believe— I honestly believe------ ” “ I ’m n o t,” sho replied firm ly. She bad placed her hands before her |g> e6bb' face. Going down on my knees, I g e n t­ L ece GEES ly drew them aw ay. 8ho av e rte d her SB EE BBSS » S<»rUa > eyes, u n til I w hispered a few w ords to BE BP BE BE b e lli tomlor!” her. ■ M B S I® la tbc c e n t e r o f I “ Y e s,” she confessed, “ th a t w as w hy Ï Ï 5 » thing«—Cheatreaeof I I se n t you th a t le tte r .” •tore« on both mdew» I I b en t n earer an d kissed her. " F o r building abeohrtcly i the fo u rth tim e ,” 1 said, “ will you— ” fireproof—n inert Lc, | “ Y es,” she replied. “ Y’es, yes, y e s .” “ 1 sh o u ld n o t h a v e th o u g h t y o u would have b e en g u ilty o f such un;j."iitlt’man- T he S tratag em of Irene C a p ita l S h o rt S to ry in J . M o rto n L e w is’ B est V ein. th e sam e post as this, so if you are p resen t when Mrs. K em pshot reads it, do not blush. I shall p u t it on aw fully th ick — I feel I owe it to you. I shall miss you aw fully, b u t I daresay Amy will let me come som etim es and enjoy th e m arm alade she m akes so b eanti fully. (Iren e know s I ab om inate m ar­ m alad e). Please let me know w hen the w edding will be. I m ust com e.” I did not read any fu rth e r, although there was anotlier page and a half. My eyes w andered to Amy. She was facing me, th e perso n ificatio n of prim and proper m aidenhood; very proper and ex ­ trem ely prim. T hen th ey fell npon Mrs. K em pshot; she w as stirrin g her te a and reading a le tte r. I recognized th e w ritin g . Bo- n e a th my b re a th I swore a t Iren e, silent ly and flu en tly . I w ent hot and cold all over. Amy is a d elig h tfu l girl. She w ill m ake some m an a most charm ing w ife, b u t she is no t fo r m e; I know my lim itations. Mrs. K em pshot glanced up from the le tte r and sm iled a t me. “ W h at will you have now, D ic k ! ” she said. I t w as tho firs t tim e she had called me Dick. I t w as on my tongue to ask her for some prussic acid. “ N o th in g m o re,” I m urm ured politely. M y b rain w as w orking furiously. I p a ro x y sm s o f e n th u sia sm . fe lt a fool, a cad, and I endeavored “ Why d o n ’t you propose to A m y !” to fin d some w ay out o f th e aw ful p re­ Irene surveyed ine languidly. d icam ent in w hich I w as placed, th an k s “ I m ight do w o rse,” 1 reto rted . “ M uch w o rse ," she acquiesced. to Irene. W hy should she w ant to ■write to Mrs. K em p sh o t! She m ight “ You m ight have been accepted by me. have w aited u n til she had h eard from T hink of i t ! ” me. M y telegram w as v ag u e enough. “ T ruly I have much to be th a n k fu l And it w as p e rfectly tru e. O nly an hour fo r, ’ ’ I replied. before I had se n t it A m y had to ld me Ire n e lau g h e d . S he is tru ly provok­ she would lik e to have Iren o fo r a ing. bridesm aid if ev er she w as m arried. “ 1 have seriously th o u g h t of pro­ W hy w ill women jum p a t conclusions! p o sin g to A m v ,” I said. I th o u g h t it all over u n til ray head “ D err girl. How happy she w ill be. A n l w hat a good wife sho will m ake ached. As fa r as I eould see th e re w as you—she could m anage b ea u tifu lly on only one w ay o u t of th e dilem m a—one r ■ a year. And I ’m sure 1 c o u ld n 't.’’ w hich m ust b ran d me as a cad fo r all tim e w ith th e K em pshots. •••-i am 1 ,“ 1 reto rted . “ Your stock- Mrs. K em pshot p u t down th e letter. ys alone m ust cost you a sm all for- The smile w as still on her face. “ I t Ui io. have heard from Iren e th is m o rn in g ,” 11 ne flushed, and w ithdrew her foot. she said. I t u s a very p a ltry p o in t to score. I t w as a leading question. “ H ave H alf an hour la te r 1 rose to tak e my leave. “ Then I shall expect to hear y o u ! ” I replied feebly. “ So have L ” Then follow ed a silence, one w hich y u uro engaged to Amv when you ,? b a c k ," she said., sm iling in fa re ­ was p ain fu l in th e extrem e. Mrs. K em p shot fin ish ed h er eup o f te a , d rin k in g well. “ You are sure she Will accept m e t ” w ith a precision th a t w as horrible. “ Could anyone refu se such an aw- Then she pushed back h er chair. “ M rs. K em p sh o t,” I said hurriedly, fuil - nice, eligible boy such as you “ I should lik e to speak to y o u .” a re ! ’ ’ “ C e rta in ly ,’’ she replied, and w a it­ “ 1 know one who did. I shall begin to th in k you are rep en tin g in a min ed. T here was no help fo r it now but to u t e .' ’ go through w ith m y apology as beat I “ And if I d id » ” 1 looked a t Iren e . I never know could. “ A lone,” I said. “ W ill you come into th e d raw in g , w hether she is serious or not. She was surveying me dem urely, b u t th ere was ro o m !” I follow ed her in to th e room and a m ocking smile p lay in g round tho closed th e door. W hen I looked around corners of h tr mouth. she was sta n d in g by th e p iano, her “ Then Amy can go to— ” “ N o, she c a n ’t, D ickie, dear. S h e 's arm s h a lf folded. She is one o f those and g o i n g to m ake you an ideal w ife. N ice women who alwayB look s te m little ta s tv dishes when you come home angular. “ Mrs. K em p sh o t,” I said, “ I owe you tire d from th e c it y .” an apology. ’ ’ “ Good by, I r e n e ,” I said. She gave me th e least possible help The m ocking laugh follow ed me as she eould b y rem aining silent. I w alked up th e garden path. “ I do n o t know w h at Ire n e eould The sp irit of m ischief m ust have en ­ tered me a fte r I had been sta y in g a t have m eant w ritin g to you ab o u t i t . ” “ It was a very nice letter Irene sent the K em pshots fo r 24 hours. P erh ap s i t was a respite from th e aw ful g av ety me. ” “ I expect so; Ir e n e 's le tte rs a re al­ of th e ir bouse—g ay ety w hich would would drive a to rto ise mad w ith ennui. w ays n ic e .” “ In d e e d !” Mrs. K em p sh o t’s tones A t any rate, I despatched a teleg ram to Iren e on one o f my walks. I t ran : were frig id . I fe lt sublim ely m iserable. “ H o t still “ A m y w an ts yon to come to her wed d in g .' ’ A fte r I had p aid my sixpence, D ene had no rig h t to ju m p to th e con­ I th o u g h t no moro ab o u t i t u n til next clusion th a t I was engaged to A m y .” “ Indeed 1” said Mrs. K em pshot again. m orning. “ N o ,” I continued, g a th e rin g cour­ A t th e b re a k fa st tab le a couple of le tte rs lay a w aitin g me. Mr. K em pshot age as I proceeded. ” 1 only sen t Iren e had gone to tow n ; only Mrs. K em pshot a w ire say in g th a t A m y w onld lik e to see her a t her w eddiag. I n ever sag and A m y w ere a t the table. “ Do read you r le tte rs if you would geeted th a t A m y w as going to m arry m e; noth in g w as f u r th e r from my like t o ,” said Mrs. K em pahot. I th an k ed her an d opened th e e n ­ th o u g h ts.” Mrs. K em pshot regarded me elosely. velope, which w as addressed to me in I r e n e 's som ew hat spraw lin g h a n d w rit­ She looked more an g u lar th a n ever. “ I d o n 't q u ite follow you. D eno eaid n o th ­ ing. I t was a long le tte r. How she must ing in h er le tte r a b o u t y o u b ein g en ­ gaged to Amy. Am I to understand that kavs laughed as she w ro te it. “ D ear D ick ,’ * i t ra n , “ w h at did I you and she have been jo k in g to g eth er sa y ’ X eannot tell yon how h appy 1 1 on th e s u b je c t! ” am. I am overjoyed a t th e good news “ W ell,” X «tam rored. ♦’Trane was •—so ov rjoyed th a t I am w riting to teasing me a lr u t A m y fho other day, ♦ell Miss. K em pshot w h a t an exem ­ and I sent her a telegram yesterday, p lary , nice young man sho has g o t fo r a saying that Amy w ould lik e to see her tnturs soa-iu law , Tho letter w ill go by a t her w e& iing.’? BY J . M OBTON L E W IS. K EA LLY eannot «ay i t w as I r e n e ’s fau lt. In any o th er g irl I m ight have blam ed the actio n , b u t when a p air of blue eyes aglow w ith life and insoneianee— surveys you, blam e tak es wings, and you laugh w ith th e culprit. Besides, Iren e is Ire n e —th a t sums up th e whole situ atio n . We have been frien d s fo r y ears; close friends, if th e fa c t th a t she has refused me on th ree sep arate occasions m akes the friem lahip any th e moro b in d ­ ing. I t was ab o u t a w eek a fte r th e th ird refusal. W’e w ere seated iu th e garden, e atin g straw b erries an d cream , and discussing noth in g w ith a solem­ n ity th a t w as w o rth y o f a b e tte r cause. Irene w as seated on a low b ask et chair w ith a grace th a t w as p ositively disconcerting. From b en eath the folds of her sk irt peeped a p a te n t leath er shoe and a few inches o f openw ork silk stocking. Tho sun shone on her hair, picking out th e golden stran d s. A lto ­ g ether the sight o f her made m e envious and bad tem pered. “ A nd so you are going to stay w ith th e K em pshots fo r a few w eeks,” she said. 1 nodded. I t was a d u ty visit, and th e prospect did not fill me w ith wild I < 4b ♦ f OVERALLS Keep Kids Kleen •T.d H o tel SAVOY steel anti marble, The ground can be too loose to p la n t sw eet clover in. P ack i t hard a fte r sow ­ ing. I f you eould tra m p it in w ith stock it would be all th e b etter. I t does well even in a lk a li soils. BFBOMAN FUI» t l far Pay Up R o o m s S 1 -O<> p a r d a y u p B o o m s w i t h » r i r a i a h a t h IX W O 1 Merchants, Attention! There la Money in Your Old Freight BUM. Let the Transcontinental Traffic Association Find It for Ton. I l yon nr« n merchant who pays railroad ar »prana ehargua wa can greatly benefit yon and yonr bnaineaa aa a member s f thia trrrrlrtlnn. 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