Ih r llrppiirr G airllr-T im es. llrppni-r Oregon. Thursday. Juh I!. U M f l l H I H
Mortensens receive
Yard of the Month honor
T K ë
Fifth Quarter
Sports b y Mike Oths
try Club medal play tourna
ment chaired by Kick John
ston was held Sunday . July 6
The weather was perfect and
33 golfers opened play of nine
holes to determine the three
The yard of Otto and laiuise
Mortrnsen has been chosen
July Yard of the Month by the
lone Garden Club The yard is
It takes a certain kind of charm to be able to
located at the corner of Second
and Cherry streets and is
categorizing players personalities by number
That guy's
definitely a 67 He's too slow to be a 72. and too mean to be a
bordered by a white picket
fence
The Mortensens say that
John Madden has a rare
personality ("W h at . me afraid of the dark”1 Nah i and is a
welcome relief from the run o f the mill broadcaster
they
Although he is a knowledgeable
Axthelm and the Greek are particularly
This Sunday . July 15. at H
a m
the F'irst C hristian
Church will be holding its
Greek used to lie particularly adept at meaningless trivia by
giving each team a check mark in a given area, then adding
them up for a point spread Phy llis George smiles a lot. while
at least admitting that she knows nothing about football
We II give her a break John Andariese is another question
John is the guy who sits in the studio with Greg Gumbel
analy zing N BA games at half time John's analysis usually
monthly men s breakfast said
a spokesperson for the church
This breakfast is open to all
men in the community who
are interested in getting to
gether for a tim e of good
C hristian fe llo w s h ip and
challenge There is a suggest
boils down to: ’ Boston is behind by six at halftime. Greg,
and what they really need to do is outscore Philly by seven in
the second half " His is a job I really want
ed donation of $2 to help
defray the cost of the meal
This breakfast will be fol
lowed by regularly scheduled
Various other categories deserve mention
Love Chris Berman, can't stand Tom i Mr U S FL)
services
Sunday School be
gins at 9 45 a m with classes
for all ages, two-year-olds to
seems
Bowling
Bo Burton and Chris Sehenkel are the best
tandem in broadcasting
adults
during most of the summer
The varieties of flowers in
dude
Flaster Lilies. Tulips
Bowman with a (me score of
Iris
Petunias
Hums
B ed
small
and
Nastur
v olca n ic
bushes
rock
surround
with
the
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The classes will center on the
lion Bible School from 9 a m
parables Jesus told and how
they can provide answers to
life's problems
to 12 noon July 16 through 2u
All children from age four to
seventh grade are invited to
attend
There will tn- stories crufts,
refreshments and lots o( fun
GRAIN PESTS
/
Bible School students will
present a short program dur
mg the 11 a m church serv ice
Sunday
July 22
Applications for Controlled hunts
mast lx* filed hy July 12
Hunters are
the
Oregon
reminded by
l>epartment
of
Fish und W ildlife that the
application deadline for big
game controllisi hunts and
Instructions on how to fill
out the applications plus all
necessary in fo rm atio n on
general season rifle and spe
ciul weapona hunts are con
permit entry hunts is July 12
Applications must bo post
tamed in the 1984 Oregon
Game Mammal Regulations
marked by thut date, or they
available at all fishing and
hunting license dealers These
will not he accepted
The
drawing for hunt permits is
set for August 14
USE OUR LIQUID OR DUST
MALATHION TO TREAT YOUR
STORED GRAIN. M orrow County [G rain Growers««
M ( 6 t
Where the customer
is the company
outlets also sell the applica
and permit entry hunts
r
K. U-MVN Kt
Worship service is at
(Tub
on
Tuesday.
W e put
the pay in
PayChecking.
Pat
F'.dmundson,
D ovie
Graves and Flileen Padberg
Dam reported Bob Krein of
the Oregon Department of
the fmgerlm gs which
planted earlier have
F'ish and
An addi
tional 4<io
ere planted in
the creek area below the dam
growing about one inch per
Lucille Peck
won the wind
ball
During the hot weather, cof
the fish. Krein says, because
fee w ill be serv ed at 8 a m and
were
been
golf will tiegin at 8 30 con
eluded the spokesperson
month and are expected to
reach legal size by the end of
I’.i\< hc< kina *HJr interest I tearing
t lut king.K < (Mint, has proven to lu- ,i winner
In Lit t tfiemimliemt [leople using l\iy( ho< king
is mu no th.in (It Millie tile not it >n,tl aver.ige ft it
savings .incl It bins True
the summer
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custom ers
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$ MM) minimum balance and there's no service
W^rrr ine Customer -s if*
( harge. Als« > all senior < iti/ens have no m ini
mum Ikilant e m in im i
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Monday-Saturday: 7a.m .to6p.m .
P arts Dept. Hours
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D o yourself this favor.
Starting July 22
Saturday:
Sunday:
Hetore making a (let ision
on your < lux king, < lux k u s (M it
W e (H it tire 'pa\ in PayO ux king,
and it |>«i\s lu*st tor you"
7 * 5p.m.
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turn cards for the controlled
son for the lady golfers F^ach
contestant w as lim ited to only
three clubs of her choice
Winners of the contest were
these were all 11 13
list»
Conditions seem to be good for
ru t i
UT
tile with teams consisting of
three ladies said a spokesper
laist Friday. July 6. I.2UI)
legal siz» fish were planted at
the lake above Willow Creek
Baby Ruth or Butlarftngbr
»O B
iB B tn g lc r i
July 3 was played as a scram
More fish planted at
Willow Creek Lake
Out of today's cir
cular the following
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Kandl Hall. E SPN Sportswoman
Drag Storm
Heppner Auto Parts
( h e r the Pee Cup
Charlie Jones. Chris Berman. Bo Burton
P ayless
sa» Tires & Tu bes
at 676 9209
Baseball Al Michaels and Don Drysdale Are you getting
sick of Vin Scully, too, or do you really want to know what
Kalph Kiner batted in 1953’’ I
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second
place George W'aterland
and third place
Starks 109
M irro rs
9 a m Lunch will be served
First flight winner was F'.l
105.
Seats
following play
Gunderson with a score of IDS
Palm er
✓ W in d sh ie ld s
9a tn w ilh coffee and snacks H
97 Third place went to Faldie
mer
H elm ets
services
F'or more inform
ation call the Kev Don Shelton
So much has
been written about Howard that 1 won't pile it on He doesn't
deserve that much attention (especially in baseball season»
Now. for the Fifth Quarter All Star Team in pairs»
Basketball
Billy Packer and Dick Knbcrg »sorry. A ll
Football
John Madden and Don Meredith (who needs
play by play, I can figure it out m yself »
Miscellaneous
Second place was won by Hon
planted
s>< B atteries
II a m
The public is invited to all
ABC's figure skating analyst is easily the
most unobjective reporter in the history of television Yankee
go home
Special Mention
30
1st Christian
slates men s
breakfast
worthless They sputter in half sentences, and tell a whole
nation of rabid football fans ( who else would watch 1 that the
Dolphins have a stronger team than the Chiefs Jimmy the
A category unto himself
their
of Heppner located at the
com er of Willow and Gale
The next category would be the Why-do they pay this
guy to do that and how can I get a job like that "group
This category could go on forever, but four people get the nod
here
Pete Axthelm. Phyllis (leorge, John Andanese. and
Howard Cosell
planted
Falmundson and John Boyer
bloom
they
(or men and women with
Condon and Kinzua golfers
coming to W C C C
lor a
visitation Tee off time will he
Friendship Baptist Church
tennis fan he is an insult to the intelligence of the viewer and
the player alike Bud wins the creative sounds award, as
anyone who has heard him gurgle into the microphone will
testify
Has a particularly good knack of asking players
about emharassing defeats directly after stirring victories
Dick Button
day . July 15. will be more golf
hole score of 95 were John
which
M otorcycle P a rts &
Accessories for
Sum m er Riding
golfers are reminded that Sun
Friendship Baptist sets \ BS July 16-20
McKnroe and the others, who would get three serves for a
guys with British accents,
Otherwise, who cares
flight
Doug Smith
Willow Creek Country Club
The tournam ent results
were as follows
Club co champions with a 27
fade other kinds of flowers
lawn in the backvard
Bud to the net post and sell chances to Cris Kvert Uoyd. John
Golf
Love the
appropriate for golf
have
inch flower bevls with some
Hud Collins The clearcut winner of the obnoxious
question award One of mv get rich quick schemes is to tie
ESPN
Mees
Jon Mitchell and K P second
tween the second and third
nine
launch into and to carry off semi serious discourses about
Jimmy the Greek
Jarvis. K P championship
Kay Massey K P first flight
Johnston and Trish Toll, tie
John Madden John Madden is as good a broadcaster as
there is. possibly because he doesn't take himself that
dollar to try to bean him
flight
F'rank Bailey, laing
drive second flight
Mark
played, with a lunch served
under the direction of Susan
early flowers
crocus and
showdrops
As these blooms
116. and third
Special awards were larng
Drive Championship
John
Falmundson laing drive first
Following the flight place
ment. 18 more holes were
obvious, overstatement of everything else, and lack of
interesting subject m atter
Dick seems stuck with
Mississippi vs Vanderbilt forever
I loved Dick as a
tuskelball coach
Nuff said
second place.
place. Fairl Norris
said a spokesperson for W C
perfect combination of grating voice, overstatement of the
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David Green
c c
Dick \ itale as any devoted reader of these pages knows. I
have a sp»s lal place in my heart for this guy
Dick is the
Yup. definitely a 67 ">
tied at
different flights
Champion
ship first and second flights,
The sports (an in question suggested that I give a rundown
of my opinion o( current television sportscasters Since one
thing I'm never short of is opinions. I'll give it a shot
There are certain sportscasters who fall into the proverbial
class by them selves,” be it good or bad They are
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Second flight winners were
Archie Munkers and Ted Toll
The 1984 W illow Creek Coun
I am writing thi* week s column in response to my
overwhelm ing volume of (an mail Actually, it wasn l that
overwhelm ing only one» and it wasn t really mail just a
brief conversation i and the person who mentioned it really
isn t a (an. but it's the first tim e anybody gave a hoot about
what I write, so here goes
seriously
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