Save like crazy is not just an idle expression!
The crazy sale you've been waiting for is
here!. ..at Burnhams! Bring your cash and
neighbors and go crazy with delight!
A BREED ALL THEIR OWN (WHO WILL TRY ALTf
THE TRICKS YOU TRIED AS A KID).
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Here we have a motley group of shirts
with long sleeves. A LARGE group and
mostly motley. Yes, by gum!... you have
; your choice of ratty westerns, crummy
casuals or dreadful dress shirts. Of
course they are by famous makers like
Donny Donmoor, Carl Campus, Vance
! Van Heusen and Wally Wrangler but the
styles, sizes (8-20) and fabrics are
broken (poor things). Yesterday you
. could buy these for 8.00 to 14.00. Today
you can have 'em for 3.00 and 4.00.
Slacks... what the boys wear as a last
resort when their jeans are too dirty to
be seen in. Here's a group of polyester
and gabardine and polyester slacks in
broken styles, now at absolutely last
resort prices... only 2.00 to 3.50! Please
come and take them away! We don't
want to see them anymore! (Tried to sell
these size 8 thru student slacks at 10.50
to 15.00 but no luck).
The greatest put-on of alla.THE UN
JEAN! Yes...unjeans for boys 8-14 and
students, in corduroy, brushed denims,
apd uncut corduroy (how they make
something like jeans without cutting is
certainly a puzzle to me! How about
you?) These pants that look like jeans
have little tags sewn in or on them and
some say "Levi's", some "Lee', some
"Farah" (however, hardly the Farah
Fawcet Majors type) and some
"Wrangler". The pants are free but the
labels are 2.00 and 4.00. (The catch... the
labels have to be attached to the pant.)
These bottoms were selling for 9.00 to
15.00.
CHILDREN I
WELCOME ONLY ON LEASHES AND ACCOM
PANIED BY PARENTS.
Crazy George savings on girls p lay w oaf,
toungowoar, cwimwoar, hardware,
sleepwear (whew!). The prices have
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been mercilessly slashed from 5.00
17.00 down to 2.00-5.00. Now this is
very special sleepwear.. .it's made
especially to wear in the winter time and
there's a choice of sleeping gowns, or
pajamas with little pouches attached to
the legs that keep your feet warm.
If by chance you are
rock-a-bying your
baby in a tree top,
and the wind blows
which causes the
cradle to rock,
which in turn
causes the bough
to break and baby
plus cradle go
plummeting to the
earth, here's hoping
your little one is
wearing one of
these warm nylon
and pile snowsuits
and jackets! The prices are just as
ridiculous as you look sitting in a
tree!. ..An unbelievable 2.50 to
6.00...generously cut down from 9.00 to
24.00.
Orchards use smudge pots, chicks
require brooders, construction sites use
salamanders, and girls wear jackets or
coats to chase away frosty winter chills.
Now's your chance to get a real deal on
these girls 2-14 jackets and dress coats
that, fortunately for you but unfor
tunately for us didn't sell. They're just
as warm as the rest, just maybe not
quite as pretty. But!. ..the price is a
beautiful 5.00 to 11.00 a long way down
from the ugly 15.00 to 40.00 that they
were.
Somebody handled these slacks really
rough and now we're stuck with broken
sizes, broken styles, and broken
fabrics! What's a person to do! Well, for
between a buck fifty and five dollars,
you can have a pair of these regularly
three to fifteen dollar slacks. If name
dropping impresses you try these for
size...Garan, White Stag, Aileen and Lit
tle Topsy.
Cinderella, Cinderella, all I hear is Cin
derella and Nanette and Lore and Kate
Greenaway and Lil' Airess (all brand
names of pretty dresses we thought
we'd sell before Christmas but didn't.
They come in sizes from 14 clear down
' to size 2. Hurry and grab them now
unless you want to see tnem again next
Christmas! We can assure you the
prices will not get any lower! Were 6.00
to 24.00 now 2.00 to 6.00.
Meanwhile, back at the grade school,
the news of this great sale has leaked
out, and there's a rumor running ram
pant that the moms are getting
organized to storm into Burnhams and
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strip the department to the bare walls.
But Moms, take it a little easy, will ya'
huh? Just a little cash will get you a lot
of loot to send your "darlings" to school
in. For example...
Yeah! We'll swap 'ya any of these
dresses and teen separates for bona
fide legal tender. What'cha want to shell
out determines what cha
get (vice versa too).
Shouldn't matter too
much though 'cuz the
prices are so low (1.00 to
5.00, were 6.00 to 24.00)
and picken's is good!
A treat for your princess
and a life saver to your
budget, these bath
robes are only 4.00
and 5.00. They were a
whopping 10.00 to
14.00... Her Majesty and
Kid Duds in broken
sizes. The controversy
still rages.. .which gets
cleaner? The robe or the
bather?
Girls skirts (not to be confused with
boys kilts) are at a ridiculously low 1.50
to 5.00 (reg. 4.50 to 19.00). These are in
broken styles of two lengths; short for
the gals 4-14 with beautiful legs, and
long.
Contrary to popular belief long and
short sleeve knit tops, do not mean tops
with one long and one short sleeve. If
however, that is what you desire, may I
suggest getting out one of these 4-14
long sleeve knit tops and cutting one of
the sleeves at mid bicept, finishing it off
with a neat little hem. We've collected
Aileen, Little Topsey, and White Stag
long and short sleeve tops to sell for a
measley (absolutely contagious among
prices) 2.00 to 5.00! That's quite a
savings from the original 5.50 to 17.00.
this here sale is the
best of the year...
so get yourself down
here right row you hear?
the savings are great
the prices absurd...
We've really flipped out
so pass on the word...
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