If you miss this sale, we are not responsible for any self inflicted punishments caused by your failure to heed our advice about how much money you could have saved at this chaotic event. (CONT.) (CONT.) Oh. ..a life saver for many a lady.. .bikini panties that STRETCH. Of course there is an argument that if they need to be stretched, perhaps they shouldn't be worn at all but then that's another issue. Now, they are less that 50 OFF the original cost of 1.29 a pair. We're han ding these out in two's for one dollar and twenty-two cents (21.22). Just the tops to camouflage that yellow streak (that is, if your yellow streak goes around instead of up and down your back). Striped knits bv Hang Ten, Tami and You Babes have been drastically reduced from 9.00-1 5.00 to 4.22 and 5.22. rur udyuiiic uiiiyi i dusk these dresses wilt drastically! They were 15.00! Now you can take your chances at 5.22. 2 only!. ..Dress sets were 32.00 now 8.22. Sizes? They are debatable. Fashion designers have finally learned something from tod dlers clothes... those cinch back , pants are comfortable and good looking even if you don't wear diapers. So here's some Calcutta cloth ones that will look A-O.K. this spring. Reg. 18.00, then 9.00, now 4.22. A bevy of 8-18 blouses for buxom and bosomless beauties. Lona sleeves protect from the sun as well as hide fat. These famous makes were selling for 14.00-26.00, now we're throwing them out for 3.22 to 6.22. Here's a real mish-mash of women's wear that's drastically reduced. Prices ranged from 20.00 to 4O.00, now everything has been marked from 5.22 to 9.22. Rummage around in this and you are likely to find blazers, dressy blouses and shirts, some cowl neck tops, party pants and long party skirts; velvets, polyester, solid colors, florals and geometries. So much for that! Coats! 19.22 each! First come first ser ved! Five wool and polyester blend coats.. .a real steal at 19.22 each! (Regularly 78.95 to 108.00.) Hurry in and grab the one in your size (if you are a size 6,8,12,16 or 20). Dare to do it! Yes! We have these neat (CONT.) f 7 t u fO f . grab bags containing things like bras, pantyhose and other surprises! Come in and take your chances... you'll be glad you did. Of course there's a hitch, you have to pay but it's so minimal it's too ridiculous to print. You're kidding! Jack Winter and Alex Coleman (whoever they are!) sportswear separates by now unmixable and un matchable, were originally 17.00 to 46.00. Would you believe they are now a tawdry 5.22 to 16.22? Well you better believe it, and hustle on down to see these remarkable values. Too late for Valentines Day gifting, so Crazy George cut the prices on these overly fondled handbags from up to 22.00, down to 11.22 in honor or his bir thday. There aren't many of these bat tered beauties so hurry! . Absurd! These jackets aren't being bought and the whole world knows that pre-washed denim is suppose to sell no matter what! So! Let's get on the stick... at 3.22 take a chance. Maybe they aren't the most wonderful pre washed denim jackets you've ever seen but they're great for wearing around home and for doing chores. They're by You Babes, were 12.00, and if you're lucky you can maybe find some coor dinating pants, S,M,L reg. 14.00 now 3.22 also. Tami finally grew up, and she, along with Wendy Winter made a batch of solid colored pants and skirts out of gabardines and knits. They were great at the start of the selling season by now, you might say they've "seen better days". For George's birthday you can have these regularly 16.00 to 22.00 items for only 5.22 to 8.22. Bottoms up! Garland raises praises with their designs in pants, skirts and gauch os (ole). Save up to 15.78! They really bottomed out the price from 18.00 to 22.00 down to 6.22 your choice! (CONT.) (CONT.) If you have a hang-up about having more money than the family next door, or just have a miserly streak, you'll be ab solutely thrilled to find these peasant blouses at a very pleasant peasant price of 4.22. These originally 10.00 blouses are either stark white or black, but what saves them are the colorful stitched trim on the fronts. You'll have to hurry for the bargains in this small group of Garland separates (how they tell sep arates from coor dinates has always been a puzzle to me 'cuz they are all supposed to be match-mates and go-togethers). This group, however, not guaranteed to go to gether, includes pants, blazers and vests. These prices have been slashed from 16.00-40.00 down to 5.22-10.22. Oh joy! A garland of Garlands . . . your choice of sweaters in flat knit turtle necks and cowls, cardigans, eyelet knit pullovers, bulky knits and tunics. Pluck your pick from the pile, pass us 6.22 and you'll end up saving from 11.78 to 19.78! A special for your royal highness ... . for only 6.22 to 11.22 you can-make a haul on these queen size, solid color jackets and pants, and blouses in stripes or geometric prints. Not necessarily match able by now, but Mr. Alex made them to orginally sell for 18.00 to 45.00. "Flutterbye" blous es? How cutesy can you get! Just the ticket, I guess, for all the Madam But terflies who go for florals, bright colors and geomet ric print blouses. These flighty num bers were 19.00 to 21.00 ... now your choice 7.22. For those who prefer the comfort of the cocoon, there are four extra sized tunic tops. The perfect outfits to go jumping over puddles, candlesticks, ropes, etc energetic jumpsuits in sizes 8 to 18. Along with these are a selection of dresses . . . long styles for the modest who want to cover their legs and short styles for the gals who are trying to find "gentlemen who prefer Hanes". Origin ally 30.00 to 60.00, you will find these now priced from 1 0.22 to 20.22. A if V. -.V- y ; m r S ii l v t.n, J L ...J n i inn Lr u DEPARTMENT STORE 193 MAIN STREET HERMISTON 507-8381