FREE CHERRY PIE with each
'5 purchase (maximum 10 pies per purchase)
as long as supply lasts. Pies can be bought
2 for 45 (No guarantee every cherry has no pit).
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WARNING TO OUR CUSTOMERS & FRIENDS
This sale ia mostly of junk, even the shoplifters didn't want . . . Now we're out to aeli it at any coat
. . . We're not pulling any punches . . . THIS STUFF IS CHEAP! We're selling it to anyone dumb
enough to SHOP THIS CRAZY SALE!
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DISCLAIMER: This ad ia atrictly the product of Burnham's advertising
agency. Any similarity to what the boss or the buyers may have wanted
ia purely accidental All of the above ia only a matter of opinion
OURS!!!
CREDIT: Use of BANKAMERICARD will be restricted to the purchase
of merchandise only. Libations and frolics . . . cash only.
SERVICE: If you think our service is slow . . . have you ever thought
you're in too big a hurry? Relax enjoy frustration the one element of
75 we can all agree we've all got
HOURS: This stuff will be available from 9:30
SATURDAY ONLY - if we can make it last.
6:00 FRIDAY &
SALE TABLE
(junk left over from other sales.
Now I bound to be a bargain
for sure I)
44 prs. only! ... bleach won't hurt these already
faded, blue scrub denim boys' jeans . . . slightly
Irregular, too; would have been 8.00, now 2.44
(we accept faded money for faded jeana.)
Just 81, size 4 ox "little somethings" with long
sleeves for girls . . . whatever they are, NOW
while it'a cold is the time to wear them. Reg.
2.99 to 4.50, now 1.44 to 2.44.
Girls' winter caps. 994, mostly toddler sizes. A
few cap Si mitten sets some atyles frankly are
bad lookers ... but don't they keep pulling them
off anyway? valuea to 6.50
17 only . . . some one-of-a-kind pants for your
one-of-a-kind toddler girl. Yes, you'll have to
take your chance at the sizes. Clue Just hold
'em up and buy big. Just 1.22 each.
BLOW THE PRICE DOWN!
ON WOMEN'S COATS. ,
FREE? ? ?
Is 40 off enough?
40 off to the first 54 takers of these women'a
coats. The selection includes real leathers, some
with warm fashion fur collars, wools, tweeds . . .
just take a look they're great!
If 40 OFF ISN'T ENOUGH!!!
Huff & puff & blow the price down. Crazy? Well,
just grab "Bruce baby" after you've made your
purchase and let him know what ya think. He'll
give you a glass of straws you pick one and
blow your chance at better savings. Inside the
straw is a paper and on the paper just might be
additional $'s off right up to FREE - FREE
(you'll get your money back. ..all of it). Gals be
ready to catch our "tight-wad" storekeeper if
you get the "free"-slip. (Someone might think
enough to bring along some smelling salts just
in case.)
NOTICE
CASH ACCEPTED
DURING THIS
CRAZY SALE
NO
IDENTIFICATION
NECESSARY