Page 2 Horse sense By EUVTSTV.JOINEK Back in July. 1SC3 I predicted in this column that the incredible 1973 Oregon Legislature proceedings would play havoc with our economy and our liberties We haw already seen the results of a sill; real estate suh-diTtstae taw that it took a special session to remedy; the creatKW of an "Oregon Nary' to wage war on Russian and Japanese fishing boas; and increasing signs that the state is more interested in the comfort and convenience of its criminals than ts reserved for a more decent but less glamorous segment of society. Among those laws is one to upgrade the comfort and carver. fence of jail inmates. By July 1 all jails must meet new requirements. If Morrow County is to have a jafl that meets such reqiareroess. it will have to spend many thousands of dollars hi remodeling and rebuilding. Prisoners in the local jafl can no longer be taken under guard to a restaur an: for meals. The meals must be 'catered" and brought to them hi their cell three times a day! Morrow County ts attempting to ascertain if it cas provide jail facilities at al under the new laws. It may develop that all prisoners wiS have to be transported to Pendleton. Hermsssoc or even Arlington. Traveling such keg distances with prisoners places an added hazard upon the sheriff. Anything can happen on a lonely SG-mBe stretch of road. There is no dtunt thai the new laws are cak-ulated to reduce the possibility of prisoners filing suit against a ciry or county because their jails fail to meet the higher standards of treatment and provender demanded the thugs, thieves and malcontents. The threat of lawsuits by tsruntied prisoners has already made peace officers lai in mating arrests They, and even the courts, feel safer m letting iesser offenders go free rather than ran the risk of incurring a lawsuit that, considering the temper of the courts these days, could result in huge damages The trend these days is to keep as mary real or suspected criminals out of rather than in jail. This prevailing philosophy presents police officers w-.tfc a diiemma; they have the duty to put people m jaS: whereas the state and its courts seem more determined thai fewer people go to jail and those who do must be afforded the comforts of home California has an interesting way of reducing the number of people sent to jail. The state pays the counties NOT to sentence camcted criminals to jail The state paid one coun'v more than SeC JOG in one year for not feandrx out prison sentences' Perhaps Ores sr. ss attempting the same tbnf by enacting laws that make it impossible for counties like Morrow to ever, have a jail. if jails are to become hemes away from home utvere criminals can relax, learn a trade, go to eoSege or relax with he classics. I suggest that Pecdietas. Kermistan or irlingtof! be elected to erect whatever marhie palaces are required to provide same. Bat if jails are for punishmen:. places that make a person wary of returning thereinto. I suggest we spend a small sum to make our dungeon as saie but unattractive as possible. The near- and the full-blown neurotics are having a f.eid day with their new toy. exorcism. It started with the movie. "The Exorcist." of course, the story of a young girl possessed by demons and bow a priest utilized the ancient Catholic mass to drive those demons from her body. X!y parents were 'ao;t highly qualified exorcists Whenever one or more of their five sons became "possessed" with democs they tad a sure-as-heli method of dnvmg these demons out of us. They called it a razor strap. Lapsed time of the treatment : 5 minutes. Results: 100 per cent effective. Toe Gazette-Times hand-looted chewing gum doormat for Deep Thought goes this week to Cong. Jonathan B Bingham of Sew York : "Handguns mast be banned from the general public. txLscnmmate purchasing of handguns leads to indiscriminate killing of people." Sure. Sure. And the indiscriminate purchasing of automobiles leads to the m discriminate killing of peopie on streets and highways: the indiscriminate purchasing of bathtubs leads to the indiscriminate killing of those who fall down it them, the khd-scnminate purchasing of gas ranges leads to indiscriminate peopie sticking their mdiscrmusate heads in the ovens: and the mdacnmmate purchase of knives and larks by certain peopie leads them mto the habit of eating . themselves into their graves. Just think. If the ind.icnmina:e purchasjng of everything is suspended, we i cotttd all live forever' Sunday started out to be a peaceful day. The birds were . ; wittering, buttercups were pusning up through thawing soil ' at the 3.fi-foot level, and squirrels tested the softening earth. People were in church. It was the kind of a day Bill Brannon would choose to build a retaining wall- What ; happened, according to reports reaching the Gazette-Times office, put an end to Sunday peace in Bill's neighborhood. ' Police Officer Chuck Holt had just returned from seven ' weeks of study at the police academy in Portland, and was s- out in the corral admiring his new colt when the explosion , occurred. Rocks few through the air and a column of dust '- mushroomed over neighbor Brannon s place. A roar shook the buttercups and scattered the squirreis. Holt rushed over to try out his newly -acquired first aid information on any survivors, and found Rrannon's overalls lying across the a hood of his pickup. We never learned how Bill got out of his J overalls, but he wasn't blasted out of them. He was fine. What - happened. Holt reported, was that Bill figured to clear some ! rock with dynamite. The resulting explosion sent a rock J- through the roof of his house, one through the carport and another mto a nearby car We will have a report on the use "l of dynamite us building a retaining w all as soon as that hole. in the ground is filled in. In 19u6 John Philip Sousa. best known for his composition of vimt of (he world's finest marches, nredicted that mechanical music would bring about the disappearance of the amateur musician and " a marked deterioration in American music and music tastes." He was as good a prophet as he was a composer and conductor. Unions have all out kilied live music tor tne masses, i nere are grown peopie who have never beard a full band or orchestra except on musicians to be found are in school and college bands, and it is pretty hard to recruit youngsters for music education when they know there's little chance of a professional future to it. As for the quality of music, it is left to the individual whether music written in recent years is really music or merely organized pandemonium that is. according to some scientists, destroying the eardrums of the nation. I am glad thai I lived in the era of the big bands, where every town was regularly visaed by the 20-piece bands or orchestras, and most towns had its park with a bandstand and amateur musicians for Sunday concerts. Musicians, when you can find them, are better paid today. Only the peopie remain poorer for it. vans. js. n 'Let's quit before we wear out our welcome. The mail pouch EDITOR: Ob January IT. HCt yea printed a photo of two Urnon Pacific i-esei engines with the caption Energy CnssV statir. that the units bad idled for as is-hour period 1: is understandable that this would be tpestioned. and we have had other inquires ir recent weeks, particularty as the energy crisis has developed Therefore, we would Lke to provide your readers some of the details concerning engine operations, winds we hope will help clarify this sttuatios The djeseJ engine used ir. a ra:.-aad iocomovve is a large njstr.a." p?er p.ar,t with several unique charactensacs as follows.: 1. 1: contains apprcximate'y 3f callow of lubricating ofl, which corgeais when coid 1 It contains appritmate'y 3 gallons of coolmg wafer sealed mto the engine wi mary rubber seals which contract and permit leakage into the cylinders when engine cools. 3. Batteries deteriorate when engine shut down . Unlike an auto-aobiie. a diesel engine fires from compressor rather than spark and batteries are used far cranking oriy. 4 Water ieakmg mto cyfcnders causes, hydraulic action. wr resultant damage running ctto the tSxisanis of dollars, ever, to the extern of requiring replacement of erxme A diesel locomotive wr fee throttle m idle posnior. hums a very r" amount of fuel and eraits considerable less exhaust pollutants than does the process of starjng and warming up a cold locomotive. Uejoe Pacific has tr policy- of shutting down all iocotsotives that are not to be used for a period of set-era! hours when the outside temperature can be expected to stay above & degrees. Because the temperatures at Heppner are quilt iike5y io drop below V. degrees, in January; this was cer.airJy ooe major factor ir. our idling the engines until the crews were ready to use them again. Because of the energy crisis. Ucioc Pacific has instituted a number of fue-I conservation measures on a system-wide baas, and others are under study. Secondary train speed has been reduced: fueling techniques are bemg improved, a fieJ engineer to handle systenti-Tde fuel use has beer, appointed, idiing time is to- be cut wherever possible and .maximum fuel oiLzatka is being empioyed to get the best ton-mile ratio ir train operation. These are only pan of IT s commitment to preserve national energy resources. Asst Dr RE. TROVER. .Public Reiations. PorJand. EDITOR: Here we go again, that industrial give-away, the Boeing Blunder or Eatf ieid "s FoOy, makes the Manhatten Purchase iotk like peanuts. Now. if AS Oman gets the Navy Bombing Range released and the Veterans Administration gets it. it also goes to Boeing li it is put up for auction the Japanese get it. as they have our money. That silly Boeing lease. SO years for nothing, no? even all the taxes or it. was okayed by our former governor. One-fourth of Morrow County, and he had never rested anything larger than a hotel room before. One hundred thousand acres, worth now. or vxm will be. $im.m.Vib. ONE HUNDRED MILLION dollars. Read tnat figure agaifi! Better than the King ranch of Texas. 1 made a lengthy phone call to Rep. Al Lliman this morning to try to plan a course of liquidation of these lands so is can be sold in farm units of about 25 acres or what proves to be an economical farm ur.it We can not sit idly by and let any more go to great corporations who bypass our local businesses and let us mnent the welfare, sick and the weak. No more than we can let Carry Atomic Plant provide cheap water for Boemg. Weyerhauser's step child. O W. CUTSFORTH. Heppner. Refunds do not reduce property tax payments County property owners are reminded that they must pay their property taxes to the county-they won t be affected by tax refunds under the new state homeowner and renter refund program. With the new refund pro gram, taxpayers themselves receive refunds directly from the Department of Revenue. Unlike the old property tax relief program, the new re funds are not sent to counties to reduce or pay property taxes; the taxpayer simply receives a refund check in the mail from the Revenue De partment. The old program permitted deferral of interest until the amount of relief was deter mined. Trie current program works entirety without defer rals In order for property tax payers to avoid paying inter est charges for late lax payments, they must pay their property taxes when they are due Property taxpayers makmg quarterly lax payments had their last payment due Feb. 15 The deadline for the next installment will be Mav 15 GAZETTE-TIMES mmkow commr-s esae UmVP. h i m ir, on rmt. to wt-riM -Ht '"'' m f V II Luther., on strike? BY LESTER KINSOmVG ST. LOUS - The congregation of 22 students, five proessrs and one visitor looked like a corporal's guard in tne massive and beautiful stone chapel of the world's largest Lutheran semmary. For the remainder of the student body OD and faculty W was out on strike. A moratorium on leaching and attending classes was beginning its third week at Concordia Seminary The faculty and student strikers had chosen to worship in the chapel at ar earlier hour - in defiance of an order from the seminary" acting president. Dr. Martin Scharletnann. That anything like this academic strike could ever happen sr. either or of the two theological seminaries of the strongly cceservatrve. 3 miliion-memtier Lutheran Ciiurch-Missoun fynod. is astoandmg But ;hen so ss the denomination's ultra-conservative president, the Rev. Dr. Jacob A 0 Preus. whose allies on the seminary's Board of Control 'trustees' suspended the seminary's president, the Rev. Dr. John Tietjen. They charged Teitjer. with "holding, defending, allowing and fos-enng false doctnne" Translation: Dr. Tietjen has allowed students and faculty to question whether Jonah was literal'y swaliowed by a great fish, and whether Adam and Eve were actual historical beings. Following Tietjen's suspension. 42 of the faculty promptly announced that they are similarly "heretical." Dr. Tietjen issued a statement that the action of the Board of Control was "illegal" and that "agents' of President Preus had offered to secure him a call to a parish if he would simp;?' quit quietly. J! mere is any substance at all to the charge that I am a teacher of faise doctrine." noted Tietjen. "then it is immoral arrange a call for me and inflict me on another community of Christian peopie " In a moving speech to IMf students, faculty and alumni of the seminary. Tietjen looked at his students and exclaimed joyfuEy: "They doc 'i know you"" If the Preus administration knew these students, they cer.ainiy underestimated them For the young men and women risked their entire futures in the denomination by proclaiming themselves as being just as anathematized as their allegedly heretical professors. They then organized a massive ir.iie pilgrimage in which 251) of their number visited local churches in 34 states Here, when allowed by the clergy, they told of the details of what Tietjen charged was the "moral bankruptcy" and "corruption of the Preus administration. &r Preus. who was resoundingly re-eiected to a second four -year presidency las! July, scoffed at these tactics calling them "theatrical. " But in apparent panic he sent several thousand copies of a 3! -page rebuttal to all local clergy, teachers and lay leaders. This alarm packet contained a letter, allegedly written by the handful of conservative students still willing to attend class The letter, among other notable contents, bemoans trie fact that at Concordia "'there has been unceasing ridicule of the simpie. child-like faith of the laity." But this touching concern for the "chiid-iike laity" is unsigned Why? "I know who signed it. bu! I won't reveal their names - for their own protection." acting president Scharlemann toid this column But had not the loyalist students attended chape! unhurt and not even ndicuied right there m broad daylight amongst all trie savage student rebels? Well, that's just the way 1 see it." replied Dr. Scharlemann. One of the two preachers at Dr. Schariemann's official chapel service was Professor Emeritus Lewis Spitz, who thundered: "If Lutrier had gone on strike, there would be no Lutheran Church today!" Mos' other church historians would strongly dissent with Dr Spitz' amazing statement, in recalling that Dr. Luther incited an lniernationally Significant strike. ii ts caiied the Reformation. And its spirit is alive today in trie courage of several hundred young men and women at Concordia Seminary m St. Louis. 0 io Heppner, Ore., Thursday, Feb. 28, W4 Mayor of Hardman DEAR MISTER EDITOR: Wilh folks riding bicycles and learning how to walk all over agin on account of not having gas to run theur cars, the feBm af he country store has decided that what this country needs more energy is a new look at traffic safety. ne?c e out foursquare a the session Saturday nigh, to favor of more safety devices on the ouls.de of cars II was Bug Hookum that told how we got to git the safety thinking turned around. Right now. sa.d Bug. all the safety equipment is to pertect folks inside the car Jhat we need tVlook out fer them outside the car. cause they s moreof this kind Ihan ever. A heap of folks that use to think a pedestrian was somepun that made your car bump at street crossings now is gitting bumped, was Bug's words. The fellers studied the situation up one side and down the other, and they come up with a reserlution n i support of padded bumpers and fenders, a pad up m the hood fer pedestrians to land on, and some kind of rig like a cowcatcher on the front to scoop up instead of run over the real slow fa?hermore, declared Clem Webster, the highway planners has got to consider the walking traffic. The way it is now said Clem, they ain't no place on streets and roads where a car can't be drove, rolled, bounced, skidded, ricoshaded or knocked. What we need is guardrails on all roads like we got on bridges, so all the cars can hit is one another, Clem said. General speaking, broke in Ed Doohttle, folks in this country is to willing to give up their rights fer safety, security ; and services that they f ifiger their Guvernment owes em. Ed said he had saw where a lot of towns now are passing laws agm having more than so many gallons of gasoline stored at home And some states already has got laws agm hauling , extra gas around in cars. Ed said he was in favor of leaving them kind of decisions up to a man's common sense. Bill Weatherford. who had jist stomped in from the wash house, disagreed. (Bill is one of the most disagreeing fellers at three sessions). The thing about common sense. Bill said, is that to many folks nin't got any. He said the reasoning behind hauling giis is the same as having speed limits and laws about wearing helmets when you ride a motorcycle Good laws, said Bill, is made to look after the innocent as well as punish the guilty. A motorcycle rider may have a right to bust his own head, declared Bill, but the car driver he runs into has a right not to git sued fer killing him Korrect. said Ed Gonty. puttin in his 2 cents worth A feller may have a right to blow his house up with gasoline, but not to blow up his neighbor in the bargain, was Ed's words While the fellers was hashing out pedestrian safety, Mister Editor, 1 was trying to git in this report by the Commerce Apartment where the world is slowing down It took a second lunger to rotate last year than in 1972 If it runs out of gas. we're sunk Yours trulv. MAYOR ROY. Candidates must file by March 19 Five county-wide positions are up for election this year, but applicants must file their petitions before March 19 if they wish their names to appear on the primary elec tion ballot. Herman Winter has an nounced he will not seek re-eiection for his district attorney position. Assistant District Attorney Dennis Doherty has announced he is seeking Winter's position Ap plicants for district attorney must file with the state office in Salem. County Commissioner Homer Hughes will be up for reelection this year for the position he held for the first time las; term The office of count) asses sor, which is current!) held by Joyce Bergstrum, is also up for election this year Mrs Bergstrom as appointed for her first time m office, but has served two elective terms County Surveyor Ralph Thompson of Pendleton has filed for reelection to attempt to fill his second term as surveyor. Steve Anderson of LaGrande has also filed with the county clerk's office for the county surveyor position. Imgon's Justice of the Peace. Ernes! Jorgensen is up fur re-election this year. At this time no one has filed ioc his position. ' ' Cattle branding required by BLM AH livestock which graze on Bureau of Land Management administered national re sourse land will have to be branded if a proposed change in the federal regulations is adopted. The draft rule change to require branding, earmarking or other identification of al! animals over Six months of age. was published in the Federal Register, govern ment's rule making publica tion. Feb 11, The new propjsal would require that all cattle, horse, sheep or other livestock be marked and that a record of the marking be filed with BLM Bureau of Land Man- COW POKES agement will continue io have discretionary authority to re quire eartaggmg or additional marking if deemed necessary io control trespass or promote the orderly management of the federal range Until no branding of all livestock has not been a requirement for federal grazing privileges, although most northwest ranchers have branded under provisions of state laws Tne Bureau of Land Management is requir ing that horses or burros grazing on public lands in 1S74 be branded This is to aid in identification of owned horses w hich graze in common with wild, freeroammg horses now protected by the 1971 Wild Horse Act. By Ace Reid 1 - " i i "Haw Sheriff, I ain't sf ealin' yore gas and besides Tima ms nucemd Now W. WH Tn tmc mvt anwoette r'fS I swallowed yer evidence!"