" t I - iium'M K untr.. t.mnr:-Titi s. Thursday. J"' '::t flan ahead for 1974 Sales Day The Sidewalk Sale event over the weekend should have attracted far more people than it did. Businessmen, apparently, are pleased with the volume of sales, and shoppers were certainly not displeased at the bargains they carried away. After all, where else can people buy a $79.97 watch for $40? Or a 69-cent screw driver for 10 cents? Or a carton of 100-watt light bulbs for 50 cents? Shoppers should consider that these three bargain items are "for openers" only, because there were many more bargains of equal proportion. Next year, perhaps, more people will understand that the Heppner Sidewalk Sales Days is one of the few of its kind where merchants do not order "special goods" for sale at that time. Local merchants take their sale items right out of the regular store stock, mark them down to a ridiculous price. Next vear, we hope another such event will take place, preferably not on the same date Pendleton is having an identical sale. Next vear, shoppers in the area may be "consumer-minded" enough to recognize the savings this event offers. And next vear, perhaps, Heppner merchants will try to provide a more carnival atmosphere to a very fine project. Some tvpe of entertainment should be provided for visiting shoppers if they are expected to drive long distances to spend their money. Maybe the Jaycees could be revived and persuaded to hold a barbeuce, and there's many a foot itching for a square dance set or two, if one can be scheduled. A good promotion might be considered involving the Municpal Swimming Pool, with swim teams from other towns invited to compete during one or both days of the event. Even a good horse race free-for-all down Main Street would attract a lot of fine horses, good cowboys and cowgirls, and a few good bettors willing to be separated from their money if they misjudge the horses! . . After all, when people are enjoying themselves they are more apt to buy what they want-especially when it comes as low in price as it does here during the sales da vs. Right now is a good time to start planning for the Big One next year. Mayor of Hardman DEAR MISTER EDITOR: Ed Doolittle told the fellers at the country store Satruday nipht that he don't know nothing about the stock mar ket and he gits that mixed up, but he was of a mind that about the only thing people are taking stock in this country is the land and them that work it. Ed perduced a" clipping, as usual, to back up his claim. This piece Ed had saw was about the commodities mar ket, and he quoted one trader as saying "the only thing worth a damn in this country today is its agriculture," Ed said he was agreed, on account of jest about ever thing else conies from some where else. America has quit making cameras and televi sions. Ed allowed, and the cars we make either is recalled or they break down twice a week and you can't find nobody to fix em. Clem Webster said Ed was right about the land, and he went on to say that Americans is fast killing the goose that is lay ing the only golden egg we got left. Clent had saw where park ing lots and buildings is covering this country' at the rate of a million and half acres a year, and Clem said vou can't grow no $8 a bushel soybeans in asfalt. The good Lord ain't making no more land, allowed Clem, and folks is bury ing what's left under roads and shopping centers. General speaking, broke in Bug Hookum. the economics of this country has alius caught the farn.er and ranch er or. the downturn and he. fer one. was glad to see them riding a little higher. Bug said looks like right now we got a seller's market fer meat and grains and ever thii.g to eat. and he said he is happy to see the day when we got things looking up. f the idee of that feller in England catches on. went on Bug. the farmer may even fix the gas shortage. Bug said the feller has come up with a way to run his car on pig manure, and if we can harness the energy of American barn yards it'll open a hole new day fer agriculture. Actual, said Clem, even whet, a farmer can sell soybeans 01. contract afore he plai ts em. he's still taking a chai ft a! ever turn. He's jest added another enemy. If the f (nod or drout or buss don't git hiiv. the commodiities market will. Clem said, and you can add the same risks fer the rancher's cattle. All gamblers, including stockbrokers, is pikers aside of farmers and ranchers, was Clem's words. Personal. Mister Editor, I n, agreed with Clem that the farmer still has a tough row to hoe. He still has got to git out and dig fer what he gits, and they ain't no way he can figger the odds on him gitting anything. All them economy experts that say we now got Guvensn.ent by the people, of the people and fer the farmer know about what they eat from meal to meal is that their old ladies has to thaw it out afore she cooks it. and the only risk they take is that a computer might beat em out of a job. Your trulv. MAYOR ROY Where to write Sen. Mark Hatfield. 463 Old Senate Office B!dg.. Washington. D.C. 20510. ....C. 20SI0 . Sen. Robert Packwood. 6227 New Senate Office bldg.. Washington. D C. 20510. Rep. AI l llman. 2410 Raybura House Office Bldg.. . Washington. I.C.2515. Rep. Wendell Wyatt. 414 Cannon House Office Bldg. Washington. III. 20515. ll I if iimuroitmiiiHimiimmHWiiiMMMiM "Excluding Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, E. Germany, Hungary, Romania, Poland, Bulgaria, CzechosiovaKia ana me iiKe. The mail pouch EDITOR: , , In response to last week's uproar over the proposed Blackhorse Canvon disposal site, the following comments are offered by John McDonald, the consulting engineer for the Morrow County solid waste study It is unfortunate that the Blackhorse site was rejected before the consequences of such action were fully explored. The present Heppner and Lexington dumps are not in compliance with state law and they are operating on borrowed time, pending the results of our study. The study itself has run past its deadline. The time for fun and games is over. A solution must be found, and right now. It has been publicly stated that lone would not use a site that was too far awav. and neither would Heppner. The cost of operating two legal sites would be prohibitive, if indeed .two sites could be found. Therefore, the best compromise appears to be a site in the vicinity of Lexington. The Blackhorse site was picked for these reasons: (1.) Convenient location and accessibility without road buildmg. 2- Deep soil and space for many years of operation. The site is a minimum of 1000 feet from the nearest residence. There would be no groundwater pollution, and statements to the contrary are simply unfounded. In operating the site a shed arrangement would conceal the w astes from view and prevent blowing papers and litter. The amount of freshlv exposed soil each week would be small enough that hand methods could be used if necessary to prevent wind erosion. Several alternate sites are being looked at, but so far some are more isolated, some would reauire extensive road building, and condemnation might even be necessary to acquire a site. A possible solution is the imporation of cover soil to the existing Lexington site. This site has been in operation for manv years and probably has reached the point where it is more or less accepted as a fixture on the landscape. A flood channel would have to be maintained through the site to handle the ever-present threat of "waterspouts." and this would limit the space that would be usable, yet hidden from the casual passerby. Thus, operation would eventually move down nearer the highway. The cost of soil importation alone is estimated to be 65 cents or so per family per member. This is in addition to the $1 per family per month estimated cost of performing the bare minimum of site operation to meet state requirements. On top of all this, there is $3 or so per month for those who desire home pickup of garbage. These costs add up rapidly. If the prospect of viewing a covered shed and a grassed-over mound of earth at the Blackhorse site is too much to bear, it is hoped that the increased costs and efforts of reaching or operating an alternate site would be borne philosphically. In any event, the option of doing nothing and paying nothing is no longer open. The State disposal law is going to be complied with, and the costs of compliance are going to be eventually fall on each household. Let's try to make things as easy on ourselves as possible by suubmerging some of our esthetic ideals in the interests of financial expediency. john k. Mcdonald. Portland EDITOR: I've just finished reading the write-up in the Heppner-Gazette from Uncle Roy at Hardman. I'm still wondering just who is Uncle Roy? I'm realy an old timer. I spent my early childhood in Hardman and I do have a very warm spot in my heart for the little mountain town, named for a lovely old man by the name of Hardman, though I know nothing about his history. COW POKES By Ace Reid i :! ij: -- My lovely mother passed away leaving my father with five little children, including a tiny baby. After the funeral I can remember them talking about what to do with five children, ages from 7 years down. At last dad s folks decided my uncle Seward Hoskins and his maiden sisters would take me. the only girl and the tiny baby. Our grandparents decided to make a home for two little boys and another uncle, Dillon Hoskins, and his wife gave my oldest brother a home. This was beautiful, for we were only a short distance apart and could come to see each other almost every' day, which were the happiest days of our lives. Years laer we would reflect on our stay at Hardman. How well I remember how I walked to the post office for mail and to the store on errands. When I was 6 years old. the Kahlors had a grocery and dry goods store. The Scnvenors had a rooming house and the blacksmith shop. The Micheltrees had some kind of bussiness. I often wonder if there are any of these old timers left. I presume not, for I was so voung and now I am in my 92 year. After Day remarried I never got back to Hardman for 40 years, as much as I cherished the remembrance. But when I did I saw the old school house where I had learned my ABCs, and the old church where my daddy preached when he chanced to visit. We kids never heard of Parker's Mill in those davs and when we stopped at grandfather's down at the bottom of Hoskins canyon, a beautiful residence was where the old bank log house stood. I marvelled at the changes where we loved to play, especially with the lovely neighbor children. The Joe Baresters were just about our age. and how we did enjoy plaving together. During the depression at the close of Grover Clevland s reign I remember how we learned to sing "We saw the tram come round the bend, it is loaded down with Harrison men We kids imagined everything would be heavenly at the change of presidents. . In later years I've gone through Hardman several times, but with the good roads and going so fast, one has to only glance at the old time places of which few are left. But I never fail to cast an eye up on the side hill cemetery where my grandparents are at rest, as are many of the old folks who at that time made Hardman a thriving little town. AUNT MARY. Echo (ED. NOTE-Sorry, but the Mayor of Hardman prefers to remain anonymous. Thank you for your beautifully typed letter. EDITOR: r . . While I have not had the pleasure of meeting you yet. 1 must congratulate you on Page 7 of this week's paper. Our many new workers need to be recognized by the community, and advertisements of this nature will go a long way! We will look forward to Heppner merchants sponsoring photos of this kind over the coming years and will welcome your photographer at the mills any time. Carol Goodyear will assist you at the veneer plant and Nona Sowell at the main office. ALLEN N 1ST AD, General Manager, Kinzua Mills, Kinzua EDITOR: Why do cowboy drink so much? Wuf, yov wwM to if yon nor nd wvz ofwoys ton, or jw wvz too ho too coW and yorm panH wvz alwoyt too tight" My husband and I are considering moving to the Heppner area. We would appreciate it if you could send us a copy of your newspaper so we could get an idea of prices, housing, etc. MRS. CARL McGUIRE P.O.Box 1292, Lake Grove, Ore. 97034 (ED. NOTE: Our pleasure!) EDITOR: I read your comments on politics and the legislature with interest in last week's "Horse Sense" column. I haven't met you yet but I intend to in the very near future (probably before this letter is printed). You write as though you are one to hold politician's feet to the fire. Now thats O.K. with me. But, when and how can the newspapers and their writers be held accountable? Generally ,1 would agree with most of your comments. Hewever, when you started mentioning what the Oregon Legislature did or dod not do you were nearly 180 degrees off. Don't you check facts for accuracy before you print material? It seems to me that it would behoove you to do so. Anvone can make afew strokes with a pen and have some juicy reading that someone would or would not like to read, whatever the case may be, whether true of not. In regards to the $239 million surplus you mentioned it should have been returned to the people but you indicated it was spent where it would do them (the legislators) the most good. Well, in my opinion it was spent where it would do the most good and if you would check the record you will discover that it was, in fact, returned to the people from which it was extracted. This is the cost of Phase One of the Property Tax Relief and School Finance Plan which was adopted and in its adoption contributed to the extension of the session. Phase One gives about $140 million in refunds to home owners and renters and about an additional $100 million to schools above present levels which will be a property tax offset. Horse sense By F.KNF.STV.JOINKR lumtwiuiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiuiiiiiiiuii First, the good news. A Soviet fishing vessel, one of a fleet of 35 that has been operating illegally within the territorial waters of the United States, sank last week off the coasl of Oregon. Now for the bad news: the other 34 didn t. A new bumper sticker. "Don't roh-it's a crime to compete with the government." gets the Gazette-Times instant award for uncomputerized Horse Sense. We have been hearing a lot about how the population is getting younger. The whole country has been worshipping at the feet of young people. Advertising has been directed toward the youth market. The country turned toward youth to solve everything from the Vietnam War lo how to run the schools We have been on a youth kick because of a ridiculous theory that in the United States 50 percent of the population is under 30. It may come as a shock, but back in 1820 more than half the U.S. population was under the age of 16.7 years. In 1900 the median age was 23. By 1950 the median was 30.2 years but dipped to 27.8 in 17-and has been going up ever since ' We are, in fact, getting older, and the national age median will continue to rise because the new planned parenthood programs and the sanctitication of abortion. It looks like us "over 30s" are still stuck with running the country, and you can still box Junior's ears without fear of being outnumbered! Our alleged political guardians are urging residents of Morrow County to make their wishes known regarding Willow Creek Dam. Hark to this item from the Gazette-Times printed in 1936: "Citizens urged to provide data at hearing at Court House next Thursday. Possibility of Hood control work on Willow Creek and its tributaries was seen in a communication from C.F. Williams. Lieut. Colonel, Corps of Engineers in charge of the district office at Portland. This is the first intimation of interest on the part of the government since application was made following the flood m 1934.' 1934' So the first application for Willow Creek control was made 39 years ago. Today our fearless leaders want to know whether or not we want the dam ! For 39 years Heppner has waited, pleaded, wheedled, beseeched. begged suffered while politicians made hay and votes out of a serious problem. And for 39 years, dams of the like of Willow Creek Dam have been built by the hundreds in almost every Congressional district in the United States. This indicates that Cong. Al Ullman isn't as powerful a man in Congress as we have been led to believe; or. he has been toying with the lives and property of Morrow County residents and deserves to be invited to a political necktie party some November day. A sizeable sum of cash was found last W ednesday night at the Heppner Municipal Swimming Pool. The cash was found by a woman, name unknown, who turned it over the the pool attendant. All the owner has to do is call the pool, state the amount, and it will be turned over. I am trying to think of any place in the United States where this has, or could have happened, except in Heppner. No matter what the editor's problem is, the strategic location of the Gazette-Times affords him quick, convenient relief Directly across the street is the Mental Health Services Office. Joining us on the east is the prescription department of Murray's Drug Store-for aspirin and such. Next door on the west is the fire department, in case things get hot around here. Second door to the west is the Assembly of God Church, as if it were known all along that the editor always stands in need of spiritual uplift. And across the street from the fire house is the police department, which I badly need for protection. Whatever the trouble, one loud scream should bring help. I have been informed by several long-time residents, speaking with some reverence, that the grassy lot between the Gazette-Times and the fire house was once the location of Heppner's full-fledged "cat house." It was mysteriously destroved by fire some years ago, and the dirty rat who torched it has never been brought to justice! REMEMBER THIS? ... . ....REMINISCE! 39 Years Ago 1936 Heppner's proposed swimming tank was given a boost at the Heppner toons Club. Steps were taken to raise funds to construct the tank, although final selection of a site remains to be determined. Those Heppner citizens who are accustomed to following the old adage, "early to bed and early to rise" had a rude awakening from their peaceful slumbers Saturday night. From out of the stillness issued a raucous medley of automobile horns, shouting voices and other devices of sleep killing nature designed not only to interrupt sleep but to prevent slumbering over a considerable period of the blackest hours. The object of the charivari were Mr. and Mrs. Edmund Gouty and Mr. and Mrs. Albert Massey, two young couples embarking upon the sea of matrimony since the first of the month. In regard to the 3,000 new laws which you reported passed the record will show that less than 2,500 measures were introduced and 860 bills were passed. This is a large number of bills for final passage but does not mean we have 860 new laws. For example, measures were passed to repeal laws and some measures are of a housekeeping nature such as changing the name of an agency in numerous statutes where it is mentioned because the last legislature has changed its name. This legislature approved an Oregon Transportation Commission. The next session will have many bills introduced as a result because the Highway Commission, Board of Aeronautics, Mass Transit Division, Port Division and Motor Vehicles Division were abolished and duties assumed by' the OTC. Futher, some measures passed are Memorials and Resolutions which are not statutes and don't govern anyone. True, there will be more restrictions than you and I would like to see but not 860. I do not agree with you that it is necessary to smash toes to be effective and save money. Politeness and kind words go much further and have a more lasting favorable benefit. I hope I haven't stepped on your toes. Lastly, I would like to know who my supporter is that told you I was very popular with the Morrow County voters. I lost the vote in the Heppner Area and barely won the county. I hope this situation improves in the future. JACK SUMNER, State Representative (ED. NOTE - Frankly, I dont give a damn whether you agree with me or not. So much for politeness. With that understood, maybe we can be friends.)