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THE
Hehisch
Published by the Students of
Heppner High School
Editor Betty Happold
Assistant Editor Sibyl Howell
It Must Happen Here, Bill Barratt
Ten Years From Now, Floyd Wil
liams and Andy Davidson
Humor, Art McAtee and Don Fred
erickson Girls' League Party .... Bethal Blake
Gossip, Omer McCaleb and Milton
Morgan
Student Opinion Dick Wilkinson
Ten Years Ago Thomas Gonty
Original Poem Marshall Fell
Raising Fees Bob Scrivner
Hermiston Game .... John Crawford
National Education Week, Helen
Egan
Agricultural Shop .... Howard Patton
Muddled Mutterings, Emery Coxen
Operetta Betty Robinson
FFA News Leland Edmondson
It Must Happen Here
Can a football game be played
without rules and regulations? Can
a business meeting be carried on in
telligently and efficently without
parliamentary procedure? Is either
going to be successful without any
such standards whatever? These are
the questions a majority of students
failed to ask themselves before de
feating the motion to establish Rob
erts' Rules of Order as the parlia
mentary procedure for the student
body meetings. It is to be taken for
granted, then, that the freshmen and
several upperclassmen do not yet
fully realize the value of parliamen
tary practice. Did they vote against
themselves to shirk responsibilities
in high school or to deprive them
selves of something that will be so
essential to their success after leav
ing school? More logical reasons are
hardly in order.
Should this issue again become
aetive, let careful consideration be
the ruling factor in determining
whether or not this shall be a much
needed phase of our education. The
following are a few opinions on the
need and use of parliamentary pro
cedure in student meetings:
Howard Patton "Develops initia
tive and leadership."
Don Frederickson "Essential to
good business meetings."
Betty Happold "What can be done
without it?"
Art McAtee "Excellent practice."
Mr. Blankenship "It is absolute
ly essential to any type of democrat
ic organization, and students who
fail to realize this have not developed
a very good set of standards for
judging values."
New Records Wanted
Someone started the cry for more
and better records for our social
hours. This cry brought forth the
idea of each student contributing a
small amount to this fund at each
social hour. A can was placed within
the reach of everyone, but to date
the total is but 72c. This is only
enough for two records.
If the students who are interested
in the social hours and in dancing
would contribute 5c every two weeks,
the money would be sufficient to
buy at least four new records each
month;, then we could all dance to
the newest and swingiest hits.
Come on, students, let's quit wish
ing and secure results.
Hither and Thither
We wonder what complications
Dubby is having with Harry O'Don
nell? It has been rumored that Carolyn
Bobs around too much.
Cora would let Hugh take her
home, even if she had to turn Alex
down to do it.
Gilman found that the first few
times are the hardest, on a dance
floor.
Bethal can say no, especially to
freshmen.
My, my, it's been rumored that
Don Frederickson has found his first
love. It is said that romance begins
in the hallway How about it Don
K?
Heppner
GAS HOUSE GOSSIP
By JOE AIKEN
The local eleven has been on the
shelf the bigger part of this last
week enjoying a much needed rest.
This Friday they meet Hermiston
for the final game of the season up
on the Bulldogs' home field.
It is hoped that Heppner will get
a post-season game with one of the
"A" schools in the Blue Mountain
league. It seems that the town sup
porters believe we would give any
one of these schools a run for their
money, but it is hardly possible that
such a game could be arranged as
the larger schools have everything
to lose and nothing to gain.
The local team has a record they
can point to with pride, as they have
won six out of seven games and have
chalked up a total of 153 points to
their opponents 12.
The Bulldogs haven't fared as well
as Heppner, having lost all but one
of their games this year. Hard luck
struck them in the first game of the
year, against Pasco, when Marvin
Rankin received a shoulder injury
that has kept him out of the games
played to date. This lad was Her
miston's biggest threat this year, due
to his ability of lugging the old pig
skin. On paper, the Mustangs have a
decided advantage over the Bull
dogs; however, a number of upsets
have occurred this season, and the
fact that Condon beat Hermiston and
that later we beat Condon, doesn't
mean that Hermiston is going , to be
a push-over for us. There is no ad
vantage to either side in weight,
and as we all know, many things can
happen in the game that can mean
victory or defeat to either side. In
picking your favorite, I would say
flip a coin and bet on Heppner.
The Lexington Jackrabbits, hav
ing finished a successful football
season, have shelved their football
shoes in favor of their basketball
togs. They have been practicing the
fundamentals of basketball for the
past week. The Lexington team lost
six "vets" through graduation.
Among them were Davis and Peck.
Peck is attending Oregon State this
year. Good luck, Peck! However,
with such veterans as Jackson, Pad
berg, Campbell, Dinges and Rauch,
Lexington should have a better than
average team this season.
Here and Yon
Evidently those Seattle frosh are
big. Van Marter, one of Heppners
ex-stars, tackled one of them, only
to be dragged six yards for a
touchdown. Van Marter only weighs
180 pounds.
It seems to be the custom among
the football boys that after a game
those who have white jerseys wash
them and wear them as an extra
shirt. The intended use of the jer
seys was to be in games only, and
the student body's finances are not
suficient to furnish shirts or sweat
shirts for the boys' personal use.
Fred Hoskins and Vernon Knowles
were here to witness the Arlington
Heppner game. Vernon has only one
more quarter in which to make his
letter in football at E. O. N.
' The saying goes that a man is no
stronger than his legs. Howard Pat
ton brought that out very clearly the
other day when he was in the act of
lifting a model T Ford. He had hoist
ed it about shoulder high when his
knee started to slip out of joint. Im
mediately, he forced it back in place,
but he hasn't been able to navigate
as well as he did.
Len Gilman, all conference half
back, has been laid up due to a
bruised elbow, but was instrumental
in making Pacific University's only
score against the University of Ida
ho. The final score was 14 to 7 in
favor of Idaho.
Five Years Ago
"The Yellow Shadow," a mystery,
was selected as the junior play. . . .
Heppner was defeated by Pendleton,
19-0. Pendleton scored in the first,
second and last quarters. The Irish
offense, because of inability of the
line to open holes, consisted mostly
of passes. . . . The high school safe
was ransacked last Wednesday
night. Sheriff and his deputy were
working on clues. $4 was taken.
Football Squad Guests of Theater
Last Thursday, the local football
players were treated to a free show
by the management of the local the
ater. The show consisted of a news-
reel which showed how football rules
Gazette Times, Heppner,
were made and how the game has
such a grip on the American people.
A few scenes of the thrills given in
the Columbia-Navy game were also
shown. The main feature, "Hold That
Coed," also gave many laughs to the
boys.
Girls' League Party Success
On November fifth the Girls'
league held an all-school party in
the gymnasium. The Thanksgiving
theme was used in decorating. Group
and relay games were played, the
winning team receiving confetti as
a prize. Groups for games were di
vided according to the designs on
the programs. These designs consist
ed of turkeys, pilgrims, geese, and
Indians. After the games, refresh
ments of pumpkin pie and cocoa
were served. Dancing followed the
refreshments, with music being fur
nished by an orchestra under Mr.
Peavy's supervision.
Ten Years From Now
The student body tax will be three
dollars.
Heppner will be able to beat Ar
lington on Arlington's field.
Heppner high school will have ele
vators instead of the stairways.
The freshmen will be able to sa
lute the flag correctly.
Heppner will win the national
championship with its band.
Mr. Blankenship will be running
for U. S. senator.
Lexington and lone students will
all come to Heppner high shcool.
Dean Gilman will shave for the
first time.
Boys' Opinion of Heppner Hi Girls
Omer All right, if I could rate.
Bob S. Don't know where you
will find any better ones.
Joe A. They are all right in a
way, but most of them weigh too
much.
John C. Fairest in the land.
Andy D. They don't worry me
much.
Thomas G. Can't say on the spur
of the moment.
Art Mc. Since I am uninformed,
I will refrain from any opinion.
Marshall Fell They ain't got no
fetchin' up.
Milton M. Should be a lot more
of them.
Floyd Williams O. K., if you've
got a gift of gab.
Leland Edmondson They pass for
beginners.
Humor
Sibyl Howell "I wonder what sort
of hats women will wear this win'
ter?"
Dick Bogoger: "There are only
two kinds of hats, the kind you can't
and the kind you wouldn't go to a
dog fight in."
In Italy, bachelors are aghast at the
new taxes heaped upon them. They
have gone on in their innocence,
supposing one could live as cheaply
as two.
Dean Gilman (in Orientation
class) : "What is the principal course
in Barbers' college?"
Mr. Blankenship: "Public speak
ing." I wonder who had to stand in the
corner in the Civics class?
Shop Ncaring Completion
The new shop for agriculture stu
dents is reaching completion. Al
though it is constructed of wood,
the outside is finished with stucco,
which gives the appearance of con
crete. There will be no floor con
structed this year, but it is hoped
that a layer of cinders will be put
on the dirt surface.
There will be no heating unit in
stalled, but Mr. Bennett has plans
for a stove made of oil drums which
he hopes will furnish sufficient heat.
Two forges of concrete will be con
structed as soon as the dirt floor is
leveled. The shop will probably be
in use within another month.
Muddled Mutterings
You don't need bank references to
borrow trouble.
We're against the people who are
against everything.
Better to shun the bait than to
struggle on the hook.
People are like rivers. Whatever
is in them comes out at the mouth.
Faith and fear cannot exist in the
same mind; you must choose be
tween them.
Make your own cheerful moods
Oregon
so cheerful that negative thoughts
have no look in.
Initiative is in business what ra
dium is among metals the rarest
and most valuable.
Personality may be defined as the
right kind of character in the right
kind of wrapper.
Insurance is the sensible way to
take care of what you'll need if
something happens to what you've
got
Going down the fire escape after
school may not prove to be the
fastest exit the next day.
Those who call themselves Span
ish-Americans are a distant relation
to that race that are especially
known for their bull-fighting, etc.
Mr. and Mrs. B. E. Isom and ba
by were in Portland over the week
end to attend the wedding of a
brother of Mr. Isom.
IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE
STATE OF OREGON FOR THE
COUNTY OF MORROW.
In the Matter of the Estate of SAM
UEL B. FORBIS, Deceased.
CITATION.
To Jimmie Burgess, one of the heirs
of the above named deceased:
IN THE NAME OF THE STATE
OF OREGON, you are hereby re
quired to appear in the above en
titled court and matter within four
weeks from the date of the first pub
lication of this citation to show cause,
if any exists, why an order should
not be made authorizing H L. Du-
vall, administrator of the estate of
the above named deceased, to sell
all the right, ttile and interest of said
deceased in and to the following
described real property, situate in
Morrow County, Oregon, to-wit:
SWy4 of Section 21, NW of .
NEy4 and NWVi of Section 27,
and NEy4 of Section 28 in Town
ship 3 South, Range 23 E. W. M.
and the date of the first publication
of this citation is November 10th,
1938.
WITNESS, the Honorable Bert
Johnson, Judge of the above enti
tled court with the seal of said court
affixed this 4th day of November,
1938.
C. W. BARLOW,
Clerk of Morrow County, Ore
gon, and ex-officio Clerk of
said Court.
(SEAL) 31-39
Professional
Directory
GLENN Y. WELLS
ATTORNEY AT LAW
ATwater 4884
635 MEAD BUILDING
5th at Washington
PORTLAND, OREGON
A. D. McMurdo M.JD.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Trained Nurse Assistant
Office In Masonic Building
Heppner, Oregon
Morrow County
Abstract & Title Co.
INC.
ABSTRACTS OF TITLE
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Office In Ne,w Peters Building
F. W. Turner & Co.
FXBE, AUTO AITD LITE
INSURANCE
Old Line Companies Seal Estate
Heppner,- Oregon
Jos. J. Nys
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Peters Building, Willow Street
Heppner, Oregon
Laurence Case
Mortuary
"Just the service wanted
when 70a want It most"
Thursday, Nov. 10, 1938
J. 0. Turner
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Phone 173
Hotel Heppner Building
HEPPNER, ORE.
Dr. Raymond Rice
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office
First National Bank Building
Office Phone 623 House Phone I
Heppner
Abstract Co.
J. LOGIE RICHARDSON, Mgr.
BATES SEASONABLE
Roberts Building Heppner, Ore.
P. W. Mahoney
ATTORNEY AT LAW
GENEBAL INSUBANCB
Heppner Hotel Building
Willow St Entrance
J. 0. Peterson
Latest Jewelry and Gift Goods
Watehes Clocks . Diamonds
Expert Watch and Jewelry
Repairing
Heppner, Oregon
Vawter Parker
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
First National Bank Building
Dr. Richard C. Lawrence
DENTIST
Modern equipment including X-ray
for dental diagnosis
Extraction by gas anesthetic
First National Bank Building
Phone 562 Heppner, Ore.
Dr. L. D. Tibbies
OSTEOPATHIC
Pbysloian & Surgeon
FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDG.
Rec Phone 1162 Office Phone 4W
HEPPNER, OREGON
W. M. Eubanks
Representing
KERR, GEFTORD & CO, INC.
on Heppner Branch
V. R. Runnion
AUCTIONEER
Farm Sales and Livestock a Specialty
406 Jones Street, Heppner, Ore.
Phone 462
MASS DATES AT MY EXPENSE
Frank C. Alfred
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Telephone 442
Rooms 8-4
First National Bank Building
HEPPNER, OREGON
Peterson & Peterson
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
U. S. National Bank Building
PENDLETON, OREGON
Praotioe In State and Federal Courts
Real Estate
General Line of Insurance and
Bonds
W. M. EUBANKS
Notary Pufcllo
Phone 62 lone. Ore.
FOB BEST MABXET FBICES for
your new or old wheat, see
CORNETT GREEN
for grain stored in Heppner and
Lexington,
ELMER GRIFFITH,
at lone for rest of Branch
Representing Balfour, Guthrie ft Co.