Page Six THE Hehisch Published by the Students of Heppner High School Editor Helen Egan Assistant Editor Betty Happold Student Opinion Bill Barratt Football Game (Touchet), John Crawford Humor, Betty Robinson, Floyd Wil liams Original Poem, Leland Edmondson Have You Ever Wondered Why Thomas Gonty Ideal Girl, Bob Scrivner, Marshall Fell Ideal Boy, Sibyl Howell, Emery Coxen Gossip, Milton Morgan, Don Freder ickson Ten Years From Now, Bethal Blake, Omer McCaleb Faculty Happenings, Dick Wilkinson and Howard Patton Condon Game Art McAtee Faculty Activities All of the teachers left for insti tute last Thursday morning. While Mr. Bennett was there, he made an appointment for the Heppner F.F.A. to put on a radio program in La Grande about March or April. Sat urday Mr. Bennett went deer hunt ing and killed a 175-lb. buck. Saturday Mr. Buhman went hunt ing up Willow creek but returned empty-handed. Mr. Peavy was time-keeper at the game Saturday. Have You Wondered Why John Lane hasn't had a date yet? Why Merle Burkenbine's arm is in a sling? Where Harry O'Donnell and Fran ces Egan were Sunday afternoon? Why Richard Hayes was trying to decipher shorthand? Whom Bob Applegate was using his Casanova technique on? Why Dubby didn't enjoy the social hour Wednesday evening? Why Norval Osborne was taking a fancy to pet pigs? Which has the highest bid between Donny Bennett and Lowell Ash baugh? Why Dorothy Howell didn't see the first part of the show Sunday afternoon. Why Harold Armstrong was alone Sunday evening with all the "two somes" around? The Idea Girl Hair like Jeanette Blakely, Eyes like Juanita Phelps, Teeth like Erna Stephens Smile like Pat Dooley, Figure like Norma Prock, Dancing ability like Betty Hap pold, Pep like Jean Hayes, Clothes like Frances McCarty, Musical ability like Helen Lundell, Complexion like Sibyl Howell. Ideal Boy Hair like Richard Hayes, Eyes like Dick Bogoger, Physique like Emery Coxen, Personality like Bill Barratt, Dancing ability like Joe Farley, Athletic ability like Dean Gilman, Teeth like Bob Scrivner, Smile like Bob Applegate, Intellectuality like John Crawford, Clothes like Lowell Ashbaugh, Complexion like Jack Vaughn, Wit like Don Bennett, Musical ability like Jack Merrill. Humor Miss Nordstrom: "What is an In dian's wife called?" Harry O'Donnell: "A squaw' Miss Nordstrom: "And what is her child called?" Harry: "A squawler." Jack Merrill: "For two cents, I'd knock your block off.' Joe Aiken: "Get away from me; you dirty professional." Norval Osborne: "Believe me, I cursed the day I was born." Buddy Blakely: "That's odd. I didn't until I was a year old'. Irritated wife: "The night before Heppner last you came home yesterday; last night you came home today. If you come home this evening tomorrow night, I'll go straight home to mom" Dick B.: "Who gave you that black eye.' Lowell A.: "Nobody. I had to fight for it, Dick." Mr. Vaughn: "Why does that fel low cary two sacks of spuds to your oner Jack: "Oh, he is just too lazy to go back after the other one.' GAS HOUSE GOSSIP By JOE AIKEN During this week and the first part of next week will be two big days as far as Heppner is concerned. Sat urday, the local lads will go to Con don and put in an afternoon of pig skin scrambling. This should be a much better game than was played by these two teams two weeks ago at Heppner. Condon has had a win tucked under their belts and should be on the way to recovery. They en gaged Hermiston in a game and beat them 13 to 0. Hermiston played Pen dleton to a close game of 6 to 0 in the Buck's favor. That alone shows that Hermiston isn't what one would term a push over. So when the lads do go to Condon, they will meet a greatly improved football team over the one Heppner defeated 25 to 0 upon their home field. The following Monday will be the day which the people of Heppner have been waiting for. This is the day that Heppner will meet Arling ton on the Rodeo field. This should be the game of the season, because it was Arlington that spoiled the chances of an undefeated season for Heppner. You will recall the locals journeyed to Arlington and suffered a defeat of six to nothing. This game was classed as one of the biggest up sets of the season. According to dope, Heppner was figured to have a mar gin of 40 points. The dopester, how ever failed to take into considera tion that when Heppner played Fos sil, it was the first game of the sea son for the latter. .When Fossil played Arlington, it was upon 'Fos sil's home field, and Fossil was greatly improved compared to its meeting with the Mustangs. Later, Arlington beat Fossil, 19-6, in a re turn game at Arlington. In picking the winner one would have just as much of advantage if he were to cast all dope sheets aside and pick his winner by matter of choice or favorites. The local sports fans have stated that they would like to see Heppner play some "A" school in the Blue Mountain league. This game would be possible if every one were to agree as to the date and the major issue whether or not a game can be scheduled. As far as deserving the chance to meet any team in the Blue NOTICE OF HEARING ON NON-HIGH SCHOOL DISTRICT BUDGET NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that a budget commitW of ih Nnn high Shcool District of Morrow County, State of Oregon, at a meeting of said committee held on the 18th day of October, 1938, prepared an esti mate in detail of the amount of money nroDOsed to be emended bv said Non-high School District for all purposes during the fiscal school year Deginmng june oj, ivm, ana ending June 2U, 1S39, and an estimate in de tail of the probable receipts of said Non-high School District from all sources for the school year 1938, 1939. The Board of Education of said Non-high School District has fixed the 5th dav of November. 1938. at the hour of 3 o'clock at the Court House place at which said estimates may be discussed with the Board of Educa tion of said Non-high School District, at which time and place any and all persons interested will be heard for or against said tax lew or anv cart thereof. That said estimates and attached original estimate sheets are on file in the office of the County Superintendent of Schools and are there open to the inspection of all persons interested therein, and the same are by reference made a part thereof. RECEIPTS Cash on hand at the beginning of the year for which this budget is made Amounts received from other sources EXPENDITURES Tuition $11,000.00 Transportation 4,500.00 Printing 25.00 Travel Expenses of the Board Members . 50.00 Emergency 500.00 TOTAL EXPENDITURES RECAPITULATION Total Receipts Total Expenditures DIFFERENCE: (Amount to be County Non-high School District) '. $16,075.00 Dated this 18th day of October, RALPH I. THOMPSON, Chairman, Budget Committee. HENRY BAKER, Secretary, Budget Committee. Gazette Times, Heppner, Mountain league, Heppner has won four out of five games played, a record to be proud of. It is certain that there is no doubt as to whether or not the boys are capable of "A'' league competition. Here and Yon It is the hope of Lexington that in due time they may play a six-man football game with Heppner. Heppner has the knack of mak ing grid history and oddities in the news. Last Friday against Touchet they scored three touchdowns with in one minute of actual playing time. The lad who retired from the field in the Condon game again walked off the field in the Touchet game. There should be something done to keep this boy on the field until he has been replaced. A ball and chain have been suggested. Methodist Student Work Has Birthday Oregon State College The twenty fifth anniversary of the founding of Wesley Foundation work for Meth odist students in state educational institutions is being celebrated here the last week in October. The prin cipal feature is a banquet to which religious and educational leaders throughout the state have been in vited. The Wesley Foundation movement was started at the University of Ill inois in 1913, and a unit was estab lished at Oregon State college 10 years later, making this the fifteenth aninversary of the founding here. A total of 735 students at OSC this year have signified Methodist pref erence, and many others make use of the facilities of this branch of the church work. GRANGE PARTY 29TH Willows grange Home Economics club is having the H. E. program and social evening in the Cecil hall on Saturday night, October 29th. A play entitled, "An Evening With the Old Folks,'' will be a feature of the program and it has many songs, musical numbers and readings in corporated in it. There are also other program numbers. After the pro gram the evening will be spent in dancing and amusements. There will be a "fish pond" for the kiddies, a "beano" game and other amusements. The club ladies have a splendid dis play of handmade articles for sale. Supper will be served at midnight. Come, bring your friends, and spend a happy "evening with the old folks" and the young folks, too. Minnie McFarland, Morrow Coun ty Pomona grange master, of Uma tilla, visited at Willows grange Sun day afternoon. Plans are being made for Morrow county's part in enter taining the national grange in Port land in November. The master and wife from Arkansas state grange will be guests of the Morrow county delegation in Portland. in Heppner, Oregon, as the time and .'. ......... None None - .$16,075.00 None $16,075.00 raised bv tax on the Morrow 1938. R. B. RICE, Chairman, Board of Education. LUCY E. RODGERS, Clerk, Board of Education. Oregon Butter Creek Folk In Car Accident A serious accident occurred on Wednesday evening last week when the car of Frank Helms of Butter creek and a pick-up driven by Jack Allen collided at the intersection of the Echo and Pendleton highways in Echo, reports the Echo News, which reports further: Riding with Helms were his two daughters, Henrietta and Harriet, and their friend, Eva Brown of Pen dleton, who was going home with Henrietta to spend the week end. The injuries of Henrietta are quite serious as she was thrown through the windshield and has several deep cuts on her face and one eye was badly injured. Mr. Helms had sev eral ribs broken and his knee and leg were injured, while Harriet was cut and her teeth were knocked loose., Eva Brown's injuries were slight. The injured people were brought to Echo and given first aid by Dr. Marbut and were then sent to the Pendleton hospital. Both cars were demolished. 4000 OSC Dads Receive Invitation Oregon State College Invitations have gone out to some 4000 dads of Oregon State college students to at tend the sixth annual Dads' Day events at Corvallis Saturday and Sunday, November 5 and 6. For once the dads are going to be given a chance to tour the campus in earnest, instead of having most of their time taken up with a major athletic event, according to Dr. Paul E. Dutton of Portland, president of the club. The officers have deliberately cho sen a Saturday when there is no football game, and have arranged for some rook-sophomore Olympics to provide brief outdoor entertain ment. A bag rush, 50-man relay, pushball and tilting contests have been planned. The college band will play for the annual banquet Saturday night. The annual business meeting, including election of officers, will be held Sat urday forenoon. Mrs. Archie Padberg and small daughter were transacting business in Heppner Tuesday from their home at Lexington. Professional Directory GLENN Y. WELLS ATTORNEY AT LAW ATwater 4884 535 MEAD BUILDING 5th at Washington PORTLAND, OREGON A. D. McMurdo, M. D. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Trained Nurse Assistant Office In Masonic Building Heppner, Oregon Morrow County Abstract & Title Co. INC. ABSTRACTS OF TITLE TITUB INSURANCE Office In New Peters Building F. W. Turner & Co. FIRE, AUTO AND LIFE INSURANCE Old Um Companies Beal Estate Heppner, Oregon Jos. yJ. Nys ATTORNEY AT LAW Fetors Building, Willow Street Heppner, Oregon Laurence Case Mortuary "Just the service wanted when you went it motif Thursday, October 27, 1938 J. O. Turner ATTORNEY AT LAW Phone 17S Hotel Heppner Building HEPPNER, ORE. Dr. Raymond Rice PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Office First National Bank Building Office Phone 523 House Phone 82t Heppner Abstract Co. J. LOGIE RICHARDSON, Mgr. BATES SEASONABLE Roberts Building Heppner, Ore. P. W. Mahoney ATTORNEY AT LAW GENERAL INSURANCE Heppner Hotel Building Willow St Entrance J. O. Peterson Latest Jewelry and Gift Goods Watehes. Clocks Diamond Expert Watoh and Jewelry Repairing Heppner, Oregon Vawter Parker ATTORNEY-AT-LAW First National Bank Building Dr. Richard C. Lawrence DENTIST Modern equipment including X-ray for dental diagnosis Extraction by gas anesthetic First National Bank Building Phone 562 Heppner, Ore. Dr. L. D. Tibbies OSTEOPATHIC Physician & Surgeon FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDG. Rec Phone 1162 Office Phone 492 HEPPNER, OREGON W. M. Eubanks Representing KERR, GIFFORD & CO., INC. on Heppner Branch V. R. Runnion AUCTIONEER Farm Sales and Livestock a Specialty 405 Jones Street, Heppner, Ore. Phone 462 MAZE SATES AT MY EXPSNSB Frank C. Alfred ATTORNEY AT LAW Telephone 442 Rooms 8-4 First National Bank Building HEPPNER, OREGON Peterson & Peterson ATTORNEYS AT LAW U. S. National Bank Building PENDLETON, OREGON Practice in State and Federal Courts Real Estate General Line of Insurance and Bonds W. ML EUBANKS Notary Public Phone 62 lone, Ore. FOB BEST MARKET PRICES for your new or old wheat, see CORNETT GREEN for grain stored in Heppner and Lexington, ELMER GRIFFITH at lose fer rest of Broads Representing B elf ear, Ontario Co.