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Heppner Gazette Times, Heppner, Oregon
Thursday, October 20, 1938
THE
Hehisch
Published by the Students of
Heppner High School
Editor Betty Robinson
Assistant Editor Helen Egan
Student Opinion, Betty Happold and
Andy Davidson
Football Game (Condon) Bill Barratt
Humor, Bob Scrivner and Leland
ridmondson
.Original Poem Art McAtee
Teachers' Opinion, Sibyl Howell and
Milton Morgan
Ten Years From Now, Bethal Blake
and Howard Patton
Faculty Happenings, Thomas Gonty
and JUick Wilkinson
Have You Ever Wondered Why?
Omer McCaleb and Floyd Williams
Gossip, Emery Coxen and Marshall
Fell
Hither and Thither
Who is Sage Brush Merrill's Prai
rie Flower?
Why has Don Bennett suddenly
turned night-owl? (Football season
is only half over.)
Milton Morgan had a lot of fun
Saturday night, although he didn't
go to the Lexington dance.
Bogoger was seen in the company
of two girls Friday night but at dif
ferent intervals. (Who played sec
ond fiddle?)
When the student bodv clears fivo
dollars, they will buy a fire permit
lor rallies.
Our football team plaved with ten
men for a few minutes Friday. (An
explanation can easily be given by
Howard Patton.)
Competition will now become
keener because Art- (Bazooka Mr-
Atee has decided to woo the girls
witn ins music ability.
Original Poem
A creature sat on my backyard fence
Ana made an awful wail.
I wonder what kind of a thing that
was.
It had two eyes and a tail.
Have You Wondered Why-
Mr. Peavy wears a mustache?
The "Hoop Skirts'' didn't parade
rriaayr
Howard Patton never gets girl
crazy?
The Heppner High constitution
never changes?
Sibyl always keeps at arm's
length?
The English IV class is never
quiet.'
Students don't Dav taxes?
There wasn't a social hour Wed
nesday.
Answers next week.
Student Opinion on Rallies
Art McAtee Too hard on the
firemen.
Omer McCaleb Wear the football
players out.
Emery Coxen Need
Dick Wilkinson Kind of hard on
the voice.
Bob Scrivner We need more than
a rally to get 'em out around W
Mr Peavy '(student???) They
naven t done any harm.
Marshall Fell Not
Bethal Blake They aren't long
enougn to waste your energy to go
10 mem.
Sybil Howell Those that attend
show school spirit
Milton Morgan Never get around
on rally night.
Teachers' Opinion on the Freshman
Class
Mr. Peavy: Small but
Miss Smith: Best behaved class in
school, except for one or two people.
Mr. Blankenship: Rapidly making
adjustments.
Miss Nordstrom: Good material
Mr. Knox: Nice wide awake group
v m
Faculty Doings
Mr. BlankenshiD Went in tVia
high school principals' conference
at baiem, which lasted all day Fri
day and Saturday. Saturday night
he went to the football game be
tween the Oregon and Oregon State
rresnman teams at Portland. The
score was 0 to 0. He came home Sun
day. Mr. Bennett, while deer hunting
Saturday morning, started talking
with several other hunters. He had
laid his gun down, and as they were
talking a buck came about 50 feet
from them. The buck got away with
out anyone shooting at it
About all Mr. Peaw did over the
week end was to keen timo at tH
tootball game Saturday afternoon.
Mr. Knox went pheasant hunting
Saturday mornine and was at the
football game Saturday afternoon.
Mr. Gunman went pheasant hunt
ing Saturday and killed two birds.
Miss Nordstrom, Miss Smith and
Ruth Green remained idle over the
week end.
halfback of Heppner. He is packing
the ball for the Oregon Frosh in
the photo, and he played three quar
ters in this game. Another man from
this league to turn out for Frosh
football is E. Willis of Condon.
The lad who wrote the Pinto
Points for the last two years in He
hisch now has a column of his own
in the Oregon Emerald. The column
is of the same manner of his pre
vious one and has the appearance
of being better. Good luck, and more
power to you, Paul.
'American Use of
Farm Surpluses
Sought by USDA
GAS HOUSE GOSSIP
By JOE AIKEN
Heppner again chalks ut a vic
tory, making three wins out of four
games played. It has been said, "It
takes a winning team to hrinir nut
tjie crowd." Apparently this state
ment is wrong because out. nf a stu
dent body of 125 only twenty-five
members attended the eame tn rnnt
for the home team. Yet when it is
said that no town support is given,
the ones who don't attend are th
ones who comment most. People say
the school is "cliquey;" but stu
dents whom thev accuse of hpinir in
the clique are the ones who attend
the games. When any committee is
appointed, these people are on it h
cause they work for the student
body's interests. The saying, "Char
ity begins at home,' might be re
vised to "School support begins in
the student body.
Every stadium has its humorous
incidents. The Rose Bowl saw a man
run the wrong wav in a football
game. (They say it's possible ' The
Rodeo grounds witnessed another
humorous incident, which was re
vealed at the half of Saturdav'a
game. It seems that a fellow, his first
year at football but a ready-made
veteran, was used to having one man
replace him, and when he saw this
man coming on to the field he quiet
ly returned to the bench. However,
the man replaced another player
and the play was resumed. It was
not known until 'the half whistle
sounded that Heppner had been
playing with ten men.
On the home field this next. Fri
day the local pigskin pushers meet
an out-of-state team. This team is
Touchet. You mav recall from act
year that they gave the local players
a hard afternoon. With a nass nf
fense that put Heppner harlr nnnn
their heels for the better part of the
first half, they were very near the
goal several times. The Hpnnnor
lads got tough and held them to six
points, while the Mustangs ran up
a score of 25 for themselves. This
year Touchet will run up against a
much more experienced squad in the
Heppner lads. The out come! whn
knows?
Here and Yon
The high school reallv brouerht the
town out tor the last rally. The bon
fires on the hill back of the school
became the arousine factor in the
rally. Someone became excited and,
upon seeing the glow, drew the con
clusion that the hill was on fire, so
turned in the fire alarm, arousing
many citizens.
Fred Hoskins Jr. has been out of
the E. O. N. line-up due to an in
jury. He has been plavine in most
of the games, but hasn't started a
game as yet
It has been rumored that if Henn-
ner doesn't beat Arlington in the
return game that the lads will re
ceive a beating from the local fans.
The definite date for this came has
been set for October 31.
This last Tuesday, the local sec
ond team of Heppner'a grid men
played lone a six-man game on
lone s field. This is the first time the
local lads have attempted six-man
football, and they found themselves
a bit confused once in a while. The
half-time score found Hennner with
7 points and lone 0. The final score
was Heppner 26, lone 6. This new
and unfamiliar type of ball was soon
grasped by the lads, and as a result
they pushed over a touchdown early
in the second quarter. Touchdowns
were made respectively by Aiken,
Moore, Merrill, and Moore again.
A news Photo which was nlaroA
upon the bulletin board created
much interest, as it was La Verne
Van Marter, the flashing red-headed
Humor
Mr Peavy: "Explain this sentence:
'Take the cow out of the lot' What
mood?"
Jack Vaughn: "The cow."
Howard Patton: "What makes vou
think Omer McCaleb would make a
good politician?"
John Crawford: "He can sav more
things that sound well and mean
nothing than any other man I know."
Joe Farley: "What do you slick
your hair with? '
Milton Morgan: "Crisco."
Joe Farley: "Why?"
Milton: "Because I don't have to
get any hair cuts."
Joe: "Why?1'
Milton: "Because it's shortening."
Jack Merrill: "You are not afraid
of insects, are you?"
Norma Prock: "No, indeed! I feel
perfectly safe with you."
Frances McCarty: "Don't you ever
speak of love?
Bill Barratt: "Er yes, lovely
weather, isn t it.
Ten Years From Now
Thomas Gonty will be head de
signer for Oldsmobile cars.
Dean Gilman will be world's
champion buckaroo.
Omer McCaleb will be ntWlnnir,
i , . . . . c
parreis and hoop skirts.
Eileen Kelly will still be making
up hours for being tardv.
Girls' hats will be so small they
will be almost invisible.
Miss Smith will be principal of a
girls school.
Connie Instone will have been
queen of the Pendleton Round-Up.
SNELL CLUBS NUMEROUS
Portland, Oct. 18. Friends of Sec
retary of State Earl Snell are vol.
untarily rallying to his candidacy in
an parts of the state, Jerry Sayler,
campaign manager, revealed. As the
campaign enters its last few weeks,
id clubs have been organized in va.
rious parts of the state and more are
in formation.
These clubs, Sayler points out, are
working in conjunction with a "Snell
Veterans' club" which has commit
tees in 35 counties. Both groups are
co-operating with the county Re
publican committees.
Use of the facilities of the U. S.
department of agriculture to "dump"
some of the excessive farm sur
pluses into the homes of low income
groups at lower than regular prices
has been decided upon by Secretary
Wallace, though details of the pro
gram for handling this procedure
were not explained with the original
announcement.
The new program is expected to
be handled through the Federal
burplus Commodities corporation
which was given full bureau status
in the recent reorganization of the
department of agriculture. J. W.
Tapp, one of the assistant adminis
trators of the AAA. is continued in
charge of the bureau.
Assigned to the new bureau is also
the marketing agreements program
ot the AAA as well as the surplus
diversion activities provided for un
der section 32 of the amended agri
cultural act which sets aside a cer
tain percentage of customs receipts
for this purpose.
In discussing the reorganization
of uoDA functions, Secretary Wal
lace points out that the changes in
volve four important phases. The
first is to group the work that has
to do with agricultural planning and
place it on a permanent footing in
me bureau ot agricultural econom
ics and with provision for close co
operation between the federal agen
cies and the state land grant colleges.
The next step brings together all
the work of the department that
deals directly with marketing and
distribution. The SCS under Mr.
Tapp is part of the unified setup. By
thus caring for the planning and
marketing work, the AAA officials
are left with the conservation and
adjustment programs to occupy their
entire attention.
The third change puts all nhvsiVal
handling of farm lands under the
Soil Conservation service, including
flood control and water facilities.
Finally the fourth change is designed
to speed up the research program
for finding new and expanded uses
of farm products. This chanee nuts
H. G. Knight in charge of the new
regional federal laboratories soon to
be established.
J. 0. Turner
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Phone 173
Hotel Heppner Building
HEPPNER. ORE.
Dr. Raymond Rice
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office
First National Bank Building
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Heppner
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cniel of the department of mechan
ical engineering at OSC and Dresi
dent of the National Council of the
State Boards of Engineering, nresid
ed over the national convention of
the examiners at Des Moines, Iowa,
October 17 to '19. He is visiting va
rious engineering schools on the
trip.
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