Page Six
THE
Hehisch
Published by the Students of
Heppner High School
Editor Betty Robinson
Assistant Editor Helen Egan
Student Opinion, Bob Scrivner and
. Sibyl Howell
Humor, Bethal Blake and Howard
Patton
Original Poem Emery Coxen
Ten .Years Ago, Marshall Fell and
Omer McCaleb
Gossip, John Crawford and Bill Bar-
ratt
Home Economics Meeting, Betty
Happold
Ten Years From Now, Leland Ed-
mondson and Dick Wilkinson
Faculty Happenings, Andy Davidson
and Floyd Williams
So They Say, Thomas Gonty and
Don Frederickson
Alumnus Pledges
Word has been received from
Whitman college that Jackson Gil
liam, a former graduate of Heppner
high, became affiliated with Tau
Kappa Epsilon, which is a men's so
cial fraternity. It took place last
week, when formal pledging was
closed.
Home Economic Club Meets
On Thusday, October 6, the Home
Economics club held their first meet
ing of the year. It was held for the
purpose of reorganizing, electing of
ficers, and discussing the activities
to be carried out during the year.'
The officers elected were as fol
lows: President, Helen Egan; vice'
president, Dorothy Howell; secre'
tary-treasurer, Edna Stephens.
It was decided that a candy sale
be held at the Heppner-Condon
game on Oct. 15. An advertising
committee was appointed to give
publicity to the activities undertaken
by the club. This consisted of Lor
raine Both well and Isabel McFerrin.
Another suggestion was made that
a fancy work sale be held some time
before Christmas. All of the girls
are to bring some article which they
have made and wish to donate to the
club. All of the business at hand
taken care of, the meeting was ad
journed. Boardman Principal Lost
The most interesting faculty news
this week seems to be the hunting
trip' of Mr. Bennett, Mr. Sullivan
and Mr. Corwin.
They were hunting deer at Pota
mus and camping at Hunter's camp.
They went out hunting Saturday
morning and Mr. Corwin, prin
cipal of the Boardman high school,
became lost. Although they hunted
the rest of the day for him, when
night came they still had found no
trace of him. Mr. Bennett and Mr.
Sullivan searched in the woods with
a flashlight for him until late Sat
urday night, but were unable to
find him. Sunday morning Mr. Ben
nett got the CCC boys to search
along the rims for him where they
feared he had fallen and injured
himself.
He returned to camp about five
o'clock Sunday afternoon, after be
ing put on the right trail by Dr.
Tibbies.
Student Opinion on Social Hour
John Crawford Take it or leave it.
John Skuzeski They're a lot of
fun.
Emery Coxen Fine, but need
more of them.
Helen Egan Takes too long to
get staarted.
Milton Morgan Can stay out
longer if on Friday night.
Dorothy Howell Not long enough.
Harold Armstrong Too clicky,
Mutterings
Odds are 2 to 1 that a new flame is
going to cause an explosion between
Applegate and Vaughn. How about
it, Jeanette?
Advice to Coxen (and other one-
armed drivers): You can't pay at'
tention to your brakes when your
mind is on your clutch.
The following consists of a few ex
cerpts from the diary of. Dorothy
Heppner
Howell for the past week: Monday,
Milton Morgan; Thursday, Don Ben
nett; Friday, Lester Taylor, Satur
day, Bill Blake; Sunday, Jack Mer
rill, Monday, Open date; also ran,
Bob Applegate.
A revival of last years senior-
freshman love affairs: Willy Stone
and Birdine Vance.
A bribe from Sibyl Howell leaves
this space vacant.
Frances Egan, will you please ac
cept Harry O'Donnell's invitation to
the -show Saturday night?
Poem
A silly young fellow name Godfreid
In a funeral procession was spied;
When asked, "who is dead?"
He giggled and said,
"I don't know; I just came for the
ride."
Have You Ever Wondered
Why Bill Blake didn't go to Hood
River over the week end? (A cer
tain party?)
Why Mr. Peavy bought a pair of
square-toed shoes?
Why the football boys aren't
wearing their beards again?
Why everyone has been saying,
"WHY SURE"?
Why taechers go hunting?
When Art McAtee's next saying
will appear (why sure)?
Why English IV grades have
dropped? (Journalism)
Humor
If a boy is a lad and has a step
father, would the boy be a step-
ladder.
Famous Characters
Robert Taylor Art McAtee
Tarzan Dickie Ferguson
Martha Raye Edna Stephens
Kate Smith Juanita Phelps
Snow White Jeanette Blakely
Maggie and Jiggs Frances and
Bill
Queen of the Hula Carolyn
Vaughn
Little Henry Bob Applegate
Harold Teen Milton Morgan
Mr. Peavy Finishing a long Alge
bra problem): "And so we find that
x equals zero."
John Crawford: "That's a lot of
work for nothing."
Mr. Knox: "Bethal, if we take two
comparison graphs, and show rain
fall for San Francisco and New Or
leans, what is the difference?"
Bethal: "I think it's a lot of ba
loney, too."
"You'll be very careful on my pol
ished floor, won't you?"
"That'll be all right, ma'am," re
joined the plumber. "We 'as nails
in our boots."
One Paris doctor has challenged
another to a duel. It has been sug
gested that instead of using the cus
tomary pistols they prescribe for
each other.
Billy Padberg: "Where do the bugs
go in winter?
John Lane: Search me.
Harold Armstrong: "How would
you like an ice cream soda?"
Cora Scott: Fine; I haven t had
one in a month of sundaes."
Ten Years From Now
Mr. Peavy will be time-keeper for
the Oregon State football games.
We will be going to school in air
planes.
Willow creek road will be paved.
Omer McCaleb will own the
Humphrey Drug store.
Robert Scrivner will own a den'
tist office in our fair city.
Emery Coxen's car will be spark
ing again.
Betty Jean and Helen Egan will
be shooting bottles at the junk pile
again.
Sibyl Howell and Dick Bogoger
will still be on a scavenger hunt
Mr. Bennett will have killed his
first deer.
GAS HOUSE GOSSIP
By JOE AIKEN
Many people wonder what hap
pened to the local boys when they
journeyed to Arlington and lost to
the latter. Over-confidence and
sand field did as much to lose the
game as any other factor.
The Honkers ran the ball down to
the four-yard line, after gaining the
ball following a poor kick by Hepp'
ner, and completing a long pass, as
Gazette Times, Heppner,
the whistle blew to end the initial
quarter. The Honkers scored upon
the fourth down but failed to make
the conversion. That was the last
time that Arlington pushed the pig
skin past the Heppner forty-yard
line. After the score, the Honkers
went on the defensive, punting on
the second down and taking no
chances. The Mustangs marched
down to the river lads' ten and four,
respectively, but failed to score.
The boys, along with plenty of
townspeople support, demanded an
other game with the Arlington lads.
This game has been made possible,
and will be played Monday, Oct 31.
This date was named at Arlington's
convenience, with Heppner having
the option to take it or leave it. The
local lads have a game with Condon
Friday, Oct. 28, at Condon. The boys
will have two days' rest until they
meet the Honkers on the local field.
In regard to the grade school six
man team, they will definitely play
today at Heppner. A probable start
ing line-up for the Colts will be the
following: Quarterback, Barratt;
fullback, Kenny; the powerhouse
halfback, Batty; center, Cohn; left
end, Schunk; right end, O'Donnell.
This will be the first official six-
man game held at Heppner, and
promises to be a good, hard and fast
skirmish.
The "So and So" gym classes held
an unofficial six-man game. As a
result the boys have been nursing
sore and stiff muscles for the past
week. This was between the Green
way Panthers, managed by Floyd
Williams, and the Detroit Tigers,
managed by Omer McCaleb. The
victors were the Detroit Tigers, by
a score of 6 to 0. Johnston proved
to be the benefactor, by intercept
ing a pass and running it over for
the only touchdown of the game.
A suggestion has been made that
a more orderly conduct be prac
ticed at rallies, and that the par
ticipants must stop immediately af
ter the activity has been disbanded.
The original object of a rally is
to promote a more universal support
toward student activities, but it
seems to have failed in its method,
and the purpose defeated. The stu
dents realize their error and steps
will be taken to correct it but lack
of support still prevails.
Here and Yonder
Before the pigskin season is over,
Jack Merrill should look the part of
a wrestler. He has a new cauli
flower ear to start with.
LaVerne Van Marter, Jr., is a
promising candidate for the Uni
versity of Oregon Frosh team. He
stated that competition is keen, as
there are 28 men out for backfield
alone.
Bowman, who was supposed to
have appendicitis, recovered very
rapidly, and proved to be a great
factor in Arlington's victory last
Friday.
Now that tennis season is over
and the weather isn't in the frame
of mind it was this summer, the sug
gestion has been made that some one
take it upon himself to take in the
other tennis net. The courts have
done much to provide activity and
enjoyment among the townspeople
and students.
Another Heppner athlete to break
into the spotlight again is Len Gil'
man, who was a big threat last Sat
urday. This is Len's second year at
Pacific university, and one of his
biggest. While Len is bagging the
pigskin for P. U., his younger broth
er is lugging it for Heppner now.
IRRIGON NEWS
Irrigon Hunters
Bring Home Bucks
By MRS. W. C ISOM
Mr. and Mrs. Clair Cladwell, Mr,
and Mrs. Bob Smith and Frank
Frederickson returned Sunday from
their hunting trip. Clair Caldwell
and Frank Frederickson both shot
a deer.
Mrs. Alta Graybeal and daughter
who have been visiting in Spokane
for the past week returned home
Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Batie Rand, Mr. and
Mrs. Rex Moses and Mrs. Don Isom
spent Sunday picnicking on the
river in the motor boat recently
purchased by Mr. and Mrs. Rand.
Mr. and Mrs. Roy Minnick and
family left Wednesday on a week's
hunting trip. Bill Lillie is relief
foreman during his absence.
Mrs. Josephine Graybeal, Mr. and
Oregon
Mrs. Earl Leach and W. C. Isom
were dinner guests at the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Earl Isom Sunday.
Ray Sparks returned from the
valley last week where he has been
working for some time.
Frank Markham was taken to the
Hermiston hospital last week but
has returned home.
W. C. Isom was a business visitor
in Hermiston Monday.
The E. G. Stevensons have moved
into the Tum-A-Lum building.
The Roscoe Williams family were
Irrigon visitors Sunday.
The T. E. Slaughter family moved
to the G. B. Slaughter home and
Mr. and Mrs. G. B. Slaughter have
moved across the river to work. .
Mr. and Mrs. O'Brien have moved
onto the old Oliver ranch, which
they now own.
Mrs. Strader was taken to a Her
miston doctor Sunday when she fell
and injured her back.
Mr. and Mrs. Cowan of Pendleton
spent Saturday here finishing up the
carpenter work on the Houghton
home.
The Bill Graybeal family moved
into the bunkhouse last week. R.
Coulter and family moved into the
Caldwell house where Graybeal's
were residing.
Paula and Delores Haberline who
have been vacationing in the valley
returned home to enter school last
week.
Mrs. Emmett McCoy went to Port
land last week.
Potato Tags to Guide
Users of Oregon Spuds
Oregon potato growers are not
going to sit idly by and see potatoes
from other states' crowd the home
product off the Portland market, says
E. R. Jackman, extension crops
specialist at OSC.
The latest move to hold the favor
of Oregon consumers is a decision
of central Oregon growers to tag
Deschutes gems with a distinctive
advertising card. These cards will
be used only on highest quality po
tatoes, and will be made available
only to reputable growers, says
Jackman.
The growers believe the tag idea
will aid consumers by insuring them
a high quality product.
Read G. T. Want Ads. You way
find a bargain in something needed.
Professional
Directory
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ATTORNEY AT LAW
. ATwater 4884
636 MEAD BUILDING
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PORTLAND, OREGON
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Laurence Case
Mortuary
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when yon want It meet"
Thursday, October 6, 1938
J. 0. Turner
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Phone 173
Hotel Heppner Building
HEPPNER, ORB.
Dr. Raymond Rice
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office
First National Bank Building
Office Phone 523 House Phone 821
Heppner
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P. W. Mahoney
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Heppner Hotel Building
Willow St Entrance
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latest Jewelry and Gilt Oooda
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Repairing
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