Page Six
THE
Hehisch
Published by the Students of
Heppner High School
Editor Omer McCaleb
Assistant Betty Robinson
Student Opinion, Art McAtee and
Milton Morgan
Humor, Helen Egan and Emery
Coxen
Gossip, Howard Patton and Bethal
Blake
Heppner - Joseph Game, Thomas
Gonty and Donald Frederickson
Operetta Marshall Fell
Heppner's Next Game, John Craw
ford Alumni Doings, Bill Barratt and
Betty Happold
FFA and Girls' League Meetings,
Bob Scrivner and Sibyl Howell
Original Poem Floyd Williams
Ten Years From Now, Leland Ed-
mondson and Dick Wilkinson
Ten Years Ago Andy Davidson
F. F. A. Meeting Held
At the meting of the Future Far
mers of America, last Friday, the
president appointed several yearly
committees, the two most important
being the yearly program commit
tee, and one to build a new consti
tution for the Heppner chapter. The
latter part of the meeting was spent
in giving a grand send-off to the
boys on the judging team who were
to attend the Pacific International
Livestock exposition.
Girls Have Interesting Meeting
Last Friday the first official Girls'
League meeting was opened by the
new president, Bethal Blake. The
first part of the meeting was devoted
to new business, which pertained
mostly to the planning of a dance,
similar to the Barn Yard Brawl giv
en last year. The last half of the per
iod was used for the program.
Before the meeting it was planned
that every girl should construct a
hat out of anything within five min
utes for roll call. The girls all re
sponded to this plan, thus making it
more interesting. There were many
types of hats represented, even some
types not yet seen in the new fall
styles, but there is no doubt in the
girls' minds but that some of these
styles will be adopted for hats in the
future.
Everything, from hot water bot
tles, to kitchen utensils, was used
to construct these hats.
The hat that the judges thought
most outstanding was one construct
ed by Mary Emma Curran, out of
book ends, with the help of a type
writer brush, which added a great
deal of dash. The second prize went
to Betty Happold. Betty's hat was
made from a utensil lid with the aid
of several yards of green and red
ribbon tied under her chin to hold
the classy 'lid" on. The third prize
went to Lois Jones. Her hat was con
struncted out of a pie tin and lots
of grapes.
After the roll call the girls were
shown some of the do's and dont's in
dress for high school girls. Examples
were given by Jean Hayes, Margaret
Doolittle and Shirley Wilson.
Alumni Doings
It is seldom that we hear of the
graduates of Heppner high. When
we do, it generally pertains to one.
In this column we will try to in
form you of the doing of each stu
dent of last year's graduating class.
Several of the girls have entered
the nursing field. Hazel Adkins and
Bertha Akers are in training at the
Emanuel hospital in Portland, Nor
ma McFerrin at St. Anthony's in
Pendleton, and Evelyn Kirk at The
Dalles hospital.
Arlene Morton, Paul McCarty and
La Verne Van Marter have enrolled
at the University of Oregon. So far,
little has been heard as to the prog
ress made by LaVerne in football.
Margaret Browning has reentered
this high school as a post-graduate,
while Bill Browning is working with
a survey crew. Bob Davidson," Flor
ence Becket and Harriet Hager are
going to Oregon State. Harriet re
ceived a scholarship to this institu
tion. Marvin Casebeer is driving a
school bus, and Gladys intends to
Heppner
stay at home this year. Daniel Chinn
has entered Mt. Angel college. John
Hays has recently started work on
the Grand Coulee dam. Emmet Ken
ny and Clayton Wright are assist
ing on their fathers' ranches. Jack
Healy is employed as clerk in Clark's
grocery establishment. Jackson Gil
liam has entered Whitman college
where he has already been admitted
to the symphony orchestra. Vernon
Knowles is filling a position on the
Eastern Oregon Normal football
team. James Healy is successfully
employed in the local bakery. Max
ine McCurdy is enrolled at Pacific
university.
At nresent. Scott McMurdo is on
a treasure trio to California: he does
not plan on entering school until
next year. Irena McFerrin and Rose
Cunningham are remaining at home
for the time being. Ruth Green, who
attended University of Oregon dur
ing the summer, is secretary for the
high school. ,
Ten Years Ago This Week
The Heppner Rodeo was well un
der way with one 1 of the largest
turnouts in history.
Bert Bleakman was awarded a
fine rifle for killing the largest buck
of the season.
Ten Years From Now
Art McAtee will be the football
coach.
Juanita Phelps will be local Home
Ec. teacher.
John Crawford will be a school
superintendent.
Howard Patton will teach Af.
Heppner will have a stream-lined
train.
Art Vance will be the world's
fastest miler.
Betty Happold will be a doctor.
Main street of Heppner will be
a one-way street.
Student Opinion on Lipstick
Emery Coxen High school girls
should not have to use it. -
Floyd Wiliams Have no use for it.
Bethal Blake All right, if the
other person likes it.
Bob Scrivner All depends on who
uses it.
Joe Aiken It's all right if it isn't
taken on too heavy. -
Sibvl Howell Too much looks
cheap.
Art McAtee Never indulge in
the art of smearing it.
Milton Morgan I like all six fla
vors.
Bill Barratt Kissproof for me.
Omer McCaleb All are alike to
me.
Mr. Peaw Touchy subject.
John Crawford Requires a lot of
polishing. i
Andy Davidson Bad stuff.
Dean Gilman Tastes awful.
Don Bennett Like a large va
riety.
Muddled Mutterings
Whv has Harold Armstrong been
playing tennis so much with Cora
Scott, when he gets all the exercise
he needs on the football field?
Seen around town:
Miss Nordstrom waving at one of
the Josenh football players.
Sibrl Howell entering the theater
establishment Sunday, accompan
ied bv Dick Bogoger.
Billv Scrivner taking an eighth
ffrarW to the show Saturday night.
Bob Pincknev ringing the doorbell
at Frances Egan's home and asking
where Howard Gilliam lives.
Jack Merrill may have had most
of the dances with Norma Friday
night, but Jack Vaughn made sure
that he didn't take her home.
It seems rather odd that Bob Ap-
plegate should run a mile to a fire
when he had access to his car.
Even after two weeks planning,
Connie and Don Evans didnt get to
dance. Two weeks is long enough for
anyone.
t
The sixth grade elected new offi
cers Tuesday as follows: President,
Patricia Kenny vice-president, Billy
French; secretary, Ted Ferguson;
sergeant-at-arms, Betty Mane Cox
en.
We have four brown bachelor spi
ders in our room now.
We have a reading chart in our
room, which was made by Miss
Forsythe, our reading teacher.
Jack Edmondson brought a ger
anium plant to school.
By Marylou Ferguson.
Gazette Times, Heppner,
GAS HOUSE GOSSIP
The football fans of Deah Old
Heppna witnessed a hard, fast and
tricky game of football last Friday.
Those who failed to attend missed
the game of the season. Joseph used
an offense similar to the type used
by Arlington last year. This game
did much to point out Heppner's
weaknesses, both defensively and of
fensively so they can be corrected
in due time.
An article appearing in "he
Honker" (Arlington's high school
paper), last week stated: "Heppner
has a line averaging 175 pounds to
the man. With Gilman, the fastest
halfback in eastern Oregon, and
"Chubby" Drake, a giant end, they
will make their running and pass
ing attack very effective." Our boys
must have gained 15 or 20 lbs. to
the man since they last stepped on
the scales as well as fleetness of foot
but we hope they are right about
the running and passing attack.
A possible starting lineup for
Heppner in the game to be held at
Arlington will be as follows: Ends,
Bogoger, Barratt; tackles, Dick, Fal;
guards, Armstrong, Patton; center,
Crawford; Backs, halves, Morgan,
Merrill; full, Pettyjohn; quarter,
Coxen.
In the past, Arlington has usually
turned out a team equal to Hepp
ner; but this year Heppner seems
to have a slight advantage over the
river lads, not only in poundage but
in experience. Arlington lost most
of their last year team by gradua
tion, leaving only a few veterans
for replacements. I again venture
a prediction of a Heppner win of
19 to 0.
A Joseth lad said that he would
like us to play Enterprise, for he
thought we could beat the latter.
We do have an open date, Nov. 4,
which we hope to fill.
Condon and Arlington grade
schools both have a six-man foot
ball team; for the last two years
they have played among themselves.
It is the hope of the local grammar
school lads to schedule a game with
Arlington and borrow the high school
uniforms. The lads are willing en
ough but the matteh is beyond their
control. Last week the Arlington
grade school beat Condon grade
school, 40 to 19
Here and Yon
There has been a rumor to the
effect that a representative from
Arlington was up scouting last Fri
day's game. He was supposed to have
written down to the last detail every
move of Heppner. Judging from this,
the river lads must be a bit wor
ried as to just what Heppner really
has in the way of a football team.
The local lads enjoyed this week's
grid practice to a greater extent than
usual because of the rain that fell
during the week. It was a great re
lief from the dust, which is so hard
upon the lungs of the players. A turf
athletic field would be a wonderful
civic imporvement from a recrea
tional point of view. It would not
be used for high school athletics
alone, but many inter-city activ
ities could be promoted if such a
field were aavilable.
As you know, "Knowles and Hos
kins" are candidates for the foot
ball team at E. O. N. Both boys saw
action in the game with Boise Junior
college. Hoskins played end for
Heppner two years ago, while
Knowles played guard last year.
.
Bob Scrivner's Dream
I had a dream the other night;
I never before had it's match.
I dreamed I was a bachelor,
Although I knew I couldn't batch.
All the girls were married off,
Or engaged to be, and not a single
One left for me.
All the girls were married off,
Or engaged to soon so be,
And not a single gal was left
For poor little me.
Humor
Mary Florence (learning to drive):
"But I don't remember what to do
now, dear."
Emerey Coxen: "Just imagine that
I'm driving."
Hugh C: ''Is a chicken big enough
to eat when he is two weeks old?"
Don B.: "Certainly not."
Hugh: "Then 'how does he lie?"
Andy Davidson: "Boy, I sho' has
a fine new wife. She saved the most
tender part of the chicken for me
Oregon
when I was late for supper last
night."
Howard Patton: "What part was
it?"
Andy: "The gravy."-
.Tank Merrill: "Edison once said
that four hours of sleep were enough
for any man."
Mr. Knox: "That's apparently
what our baby thinks, too."
Frances: "Every time I'm kissed,
it upsets my nerves. If you were a
doctor, what would you give me.'
Dean: "A nervous breakdown."
John: "After the accident, did they
have to nut stitches in?" ,
Howard: "No, I just pulled my
self together."
Art Vance: "I always say what I
think."
Edna Stevens: "I wondered why
you were always so quiet."
Dick Wilkinson using high school
slang at the breakfast table:
"Mother, chase the cow down this
way"
Mrs. Wilkinson was equal to the
occasion and remarked to her hus
band: "Give the poor calf some milk.
Don't you hear him bawling for it?"
.
The sailor was recounting his ex
periences to a dear old lady.
Old Lady: "What rank did you
hold?"
Sailor: "Ship's optician, lady."
Old Lady: "I didn't know there
was such a rank. What did you do?"
Sailor: "I scraped the eyes out of
the potatoes."
LENA NEWS
Lena Community
Enjoys Visitations
Mrs. Stella Bailey was up from
Portland last week end on business.
Mr. and Mrs. John Brosnan were
in Pendleton last week end.
The Lena dance Saturday night
was well attended by Heppner peo
ple. The Luckman brithers were vis
iting in the Lena community Sun
day. Dr. Ritchie and daughter from
Pendleton were hunting in the Lena
community Sunday.
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Laurence Case
Mortuary
"Jnst the service wanted
when 70m want it most"
Thursday, October 6, 1938
J. 0. Turner
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Phone 173
Hotel Heppner Building
HEPPNER, ORE.
Dr. Raymond Rice
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Office
First National Bank Building
Office Phone 523 House Phone 823
Heppner
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