Page Six THE Hehisch Published by the Students of Heppner High School Editor Bethal Blake Assistant Editor ........ Omer McCaleb Student Opinion Leland Edmondson Sports, Emery Coxen and Floyd Williams. Humor Betty Happold Gossip Milton Morgan Class and Girls' League Elections, Sibyl Howell Did You Know That?, Dick Wilkin son Freshman Initiation, Robert Scriv- ner and Art McAtee Social Hour, Betty Robinson ' and Helen Egan Band, Billy Barratt and Don Fred erickson Junior Loud Sock Day, Thomas Gonty and Andy Davidson Ten Years Ago Howard Patton Gas House Gossip Joe Aiken Fossil Game John Crawford Students' Opinion of Football Boys Wearing Whiskers Omer McCaleb Doesn't affect me any. Btty Robinson I don't know anything about it. Bethal Blake For some irls it's not so good, but for me, I think it is fine. Jean Hays I think it's pretty good: it might make them win game. Ruth Green Nice work if they can do it. Milt Morgan Somebody is crazy, Mr. Blankenship May be embar rassing unless they play good foot ball. Mr. Peavy All right, if they are men enough. Art McAtee Tough on somebody's cheeks. Alvina Casebeer Looks kinda sappy. F.F.A. Chapter Presents Many Opportunities The coming Pacific International Livestock exposition at Portland is a great encouragement to the boys belonging to the Future Farmers of America, Heppner chapter, be cause five of them are going to par ticipate there with transportation paid. Three of the five chosen boys will represent Heppner in the cattle judging contest to be held at the ex position. The other two boys will be alternates for the chosen team. There will be other contests thru out the year, in which the chapter intends to participate. First among these is the sectional contest to be held at Arlington, which offers con tests in shopwork, public speaking, and parliamentary procedure. This is a form of elimination contest in preparation for the second, the state F.F.A. convention at Corvallis. The winners in the higher types of con tests at this convention are priv ileged to go on to district and na tional contests. The third main con test for this chapter will probably be , the livestock show at Union, where animals from far and near will be judged and sold. The Heppner chapter is off to a good start, with two previous years of experience, and is expected to be among the best chapters in the state, First Social Hour Success Friday evening after the freshman initiation the students all went to the basement of the school house where they were given refreshments provided by the senior class. The freshmen were given refreshments first to celebrate their actual mem bership in Heppner high school. Following refreshments, the stu dents gathered in the new social hall to dance. Music was furnished by the sound machine. Seniors Elect Officers The senior class held their first class meeting, Wednesday, Sept. 14, At this meeting the following offi cers were elected for the coming term: President, Howard Patton vice-president, Art McAtee; secre tary-treasurer, Sibyl Howell; 'ser geant-at-arms, Dick Bogoger. Heppiier GAS HOUSE GOSSIP This week gives us a bit of a new angle upon the on-coming football season and the prospective teams to vie in the struggles. Schools to start their seasons were the following: Hermiston, losing 31 to 0 night game with Pasco; Arlington, playing The Dalles B team to a scoreless game; The Dalles A squad, losing to As toria 26 to 0; Mac-Hi, meeting defeat at the hands of Wa-Hi by a score of 12 to 6; Union, using 20 men, their entire squad, to defeat Halfway by a score of 31 to 13; and Baker, sub duing Grant Union 24 to 9. In the six-man league Lexington lost to Pilot Rock by a score of 10 to 7. Helix won, 8 to 7, from Touchet, upon the tetter's home field under a blazing sun. The heat was so intense that one of the boys was overcome in the initial quarter and did not revive until after the half. Upon the 23d of September Hepp ner will play host to Fossil upon the local athletic field located at the Rodeo grounds. The local boys staged their prac tice game last Friday, the winning team having the honor of breaking their vow not to shave until a game was won, the'losers to wear their ? until a scheduled game is won. If Fossil is not beaten, some boys are going to look awfully seedy for a few weeks, as the game was score less. The team is somewhat lighter this year than last due to the fact that the left side of the line graduated, taking with them La Verne Van Marter, whose shoes are hard to fill. Our hope lies in fifteen experienced and aggressive men who are out to do their best. The squad weighs in as follows: Barratt 147, Drake 168, McAtee 170, Applegate 180, Armstrong 154, Aiken 135, Crawford 138, Coxen 157, Hayes 174, Morgan 130, Merrill 135, Snow 150, Vance 148, Bogoger 140, Fay 165, Dick 165, Patton 165, Osborne 146, Tamblyn 124, Gilman 140, Bennett 120, Pettyjohn 164, Frederickson 145. This gives an average of 160 pounds for the line and 150 pounds for the backfield. A possible line-up would be Drake, Vance, ends; McAee, Ap plegate, tackles; Armstrong, Patton, guards; Craword, center; Gilman, Coxen, Hayes and Morgan, backs, Yours truly predicts a hard and fast game of heads-up football, com bined with plenty of fight and won- der-what's-coming-next. The score: 18 to 0 in favor of old alma mater, Here and Yon La Verne Van Marter has really made up his mind to go to Oregon He had two offers for scholarships- one to Willamette and the other to Pacific. He plans to take up the art of directing physical education. Another school to adopt the ath letic insurance is Mac-Hi, announced Supt. James Burgess. The insurance is to cover general athletic injuries. Such steps would be of great bene fit here at Heppner. Although we have been lucky in the sense that there have been no serious injuries for the past two or three years, this year might be an exception. The Umatilla six-man league is holding a football carnival at Athena Sept. 23. Four teams will enter to draw for places anS period of play, The plan is to have six periods, with the teams alternated in such a man ner that a different team plays each period. The teams to enter are Athe na, Helix, Adams, and Pilot Rock. Rumor has it that WSC has re placed the confusing double shift with a new and more confusing shift called "hop-a-diddy." or "Susy Q.' It sounded funny when Stanford football men did ballet dancing, but now???? Pete Hodgen, formerly of Adams, has transferred to Pendleton and is proving that he can carry the ba just as well in 11-man football as he could in six-man. Freshman Initiated Friday Last Friday night the freshmen were duly initiated into the student body and have now taken on the studious look of regular high schoo, students. There will be no more green ribbons, bowing to the upper classmen, or any of the other annoy ing little inconveniences enforced by the sophomores. The freshmen appeared to be greatly relieved when the Friday activities were ended by their oat' of loyalty to Heppner high school, Gazette Times, Heppner, 5 Years Ago This Week First game of the season comes Friday with Condon's Blue Devils, the play being on Heppners" home field. 5 Years Ago hTis Wek Those enrolling for post graduate courses in high school this year are Phyllis Pollock, Viola Brown, Wini fred Case and Beulah Eskelson. Monday evening after school the "H" club held its first meeting of the year for the purpose of electing officers. Girls' League Holds Meeting The Girls' League held their first meeting of the school year Thurs day, Sept. 15. The main purpose of the meeting was to elect officers for the coming year. Those elected were: President, Bethal Blake; vice-president, Norma Prock; secretary, Pa tricia Dooley; treasurer, Margaret Doolittle; reporter, Betty Jean Rob inson. A program for the coming year was also discussed. A dance is being planned similar to the last year's Barn Yard Brawl, which proved to be a great success. The, girls this year plan to make the club more worthy of Heppner high and the girls themselves. Humor Papa: "Why did you permit Bob to kiss you in the parlor last mght? Bethal: "Because I was afraid he'd catch cold in the hall." Have You Noticed Andy Davidson's haircut? How Bob Applegate loves to dance ady's choice? Margaret Doolittles doubt as to whom she likes the best the trans ferred tackle from Baker or the transferred end from Portland. May be you should toss a coin, Mar garet! Andy Davidson: "What's an echo? Mr. Blankenship: "An echo is the illy thing that can deprive a woman of the last word." Bob Scrivner: "I can read my girl friend like a book." Dick Bogoger: "Then be careful to stick to your own library. Eighth Grade News This year there are twenty-six pupils in the eighth grade, with three transfers. They are Albert Schunk of lone, Marjorie Cantwell of John Day, and Ola Hiatt of Pendleton. The eighth grade elected its offi cers recently as follows ".President, Kingsley Chapin; vice-president. Claude Drake; secretary, Claudine Drake; treasurer, Dorotha Wilson Reporter, Jimmie Barratt; Patrol man, Philip Cohn. The grade school is to publish t mimeographed newspaper for this year in connection with the English taught by Miss Forsythe. The eighth grade staff is as follows: Editor, Philip Cohn; assistant editor, James Kenny; boys' sports editor, Jimmy Barratt; boys' sports reporters, Billy Bucknum and Glen Fell; girls' sports editor, Dorotha Wilson; girls' sports reporters, Helen Knowles and Col leen Kilkenny; personals, Nita Rae Bleakman and Dick Edmondson; features, Claude Drake and Wade Bothwell; clubs, Leon McClintick, Wilma Beamer and Claudine Drake; partoons, Lyle Cox and Alton Chris- tenson. Hither and Thither Bob Applegate might explain his action Saturday night. If he can't, maybe Margaret D. can. There seemed to be plenty of sparks flying around in Emery's car Friday night. Can you imagine our school sec retary being worried over a missing letter? Bill Blake's father isn't complain ing about Billy using the car, be cause he doesn't burn any gas. How about giving us the formula, Bill? Band Enjoys Busy Season By the latter part of this week, the Heppner school band will temporar ily close one of the busiest sasons it has ever enjoyed. It made its first appearance of the summer by par ticipation in the annual Rodeo. This was later followed by an invitation from the Oregon Legionnaires to play for their convention at Pendle ton and put on an exhibition at their drum and bugle corps contest This showing was so satisfactory that a group of Pendleton business men Oregon made provisions for the band to play on the streets during the last day of the Pendleton Round-Up. Followine participation in ine Grant County fair this Saturday and Sunday, the band will officially close a very successful summer sea son. The group now plans to organize under a new system. This system will consist of a president, vice-pres ident and other proper officials. Juniors Have Loud Sock Day The annual Junior Loud Sock day was held Thursday of last week. Loud Sock day has been a matter of tradition for the juniors for several years in Heppner. At this time ju niors are required to wear loud and conspicuous socks of some sort. Those failing to abide by this rule are required to present a ten-minute play before the student body. This year's juniors breaking that rule were Clifford Fay, Dorothy Howell, Don Jones, Jack Merrill, Harold Armstrong and Bob Applegate. www Did You Know That- Frozen foods were used in colon ial times? American colonists baked 100 pies at a time, froze them, and stored them in large jars. When a pie was wanted, it was thawed out in a pie cupboard in the chimney. Natives of Borneo use red ants for seasoning? Wheat sold for $2,500 a bushel during the Egyptian depression of 333 A. D.? You can flavor your glass of water as you sip it with a straw invented by a Burbank, Cat, man? A strip of cotton linters, containing chemicals, is inserted into the straw to simu late the taste of your .favorite soft drink. A California woman sued for a divorce because her husband would n't let her eat toast? "The crunch ing got him," explained the woman, Albanian brides effect special wedding complexions by smoothing their faces with a preparation of lemon juice and sugar, applied boil ing hot? Harold Alfred and oDn Wadey of Uncle Sam's navy, stationed at Ke port, aWsh., torpedo base, were week end guests of Mr. Alfreds brother. Frank C. Alfred, taking in the Round-Up and Happy Canyon with him. Professional Directory GLENN Y. WELLS ATTORNEY AT LAW ATwater 4884 635 MEAD BUILDING 5th at Washington PORTLAND, OREGON A. D. McMurdo, M. D. PHYSICIAN Si SURGEON Trained Nora Assistant Office In Masonic Building Heppner, Oregon Morrow County Abstract & Title Co. INC. ABSTRACTS Or TITLE TITLE INST7BANCE Office in New Peters Building F. W. Turner & Co. FXBE, AUTO AND LTPE INSURANCE Old Line Companies Seal Estate Heppner, Oregon Jos. J. Nys ATTORNEY AT LAW Peters Building, Wulow Street Heppner, Oregon Laurence Case Mortuary "Jnst the serrioe wanted when yon want It mestf Thursday. Sept 22, 1938 J. 0. Turner .ATTORNEY AT LAW Phone 173 Hotel Heppner Building HEPPNER. ORE. Dr. Raymond Rice PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Office First National Bank Building Office Phone 523 House Phone 821 Heppner Abstract Co. J. LOGIE RICHARDSON. Mgr. BATES SEASONABLE Roberts Building Heppner, r. P. W. Mahoney ATTORNEY AT LAW GENERAL INSTTEANCE Heppner Hotel Building Willow St. Entrance J. 0. Peterson Latest Jewelry and Gift Goods Watches Clocks - Diamonds Expert Watch and Jewelry Repairing Heppner, Oregon. Vawter Parker ATTORNEY-AT-LAW First National Bank Building Dr. Richard C. Lawrence DENTIST Modern equipment including X-car for dental diagnosis Extraction by gas anesthetta First National Bank Bulldls Phone 582 Heppner, Ore. Dr. L. D. Tibbies OSTEOPATHIC Physician Swgeo FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLD0. Rec. Phone 1182 Office Phone 4 HEPPNER, OREGON W. M. Eubanks Representing KERR, GIFFORD & CO., INC on Heppner Branch V. R. Runnion AUCTIONEER Farm Sales and Livestock a Specialty 405 Jones Street, Heppner, Ore. Phone 452 MAKE DATES AT MY EXPENSE Frank C. Alfred ATTORNEY AT LAW Telephone 442 Rooms 8-4 First National Bank Building HEPPNER, ORHGON Peterson & Peterson ATTORNEYS AT LAW U. S. National Bank Building PENDLETON. OREGON Practice In State and Federal Courts Real Estate General Line of Insurance and Bonds W. M. EUBANKS Notary Pufelie Phone 62 lone. Ore. FOB BEST MABKET PBICBS (or your new or old wheat, see CORNETT GREEN for grain stored in Heppner and Lexington, ELMER GRIFFITH at lone for rest of Branch Bepresentlng Balfour, Ontkrle Si Oe.