THE Hehisch Published by the Journalism Class of Heppner High School STAFF Editor Emery Coxen Assistant Editor Pat Cason Pinto Points Paul McCarty Humor, Irena McFerrin and Alvina Casebeer Ten Years Ago Sibyl Howell Can You Imagine? ....Scott McMurdo Guess Who, Bill Barratt and Joe Aiken Benefit Program Alice Latourell Gossip, Bethal Blake and John Crawford Did You Know That, Howard Pat- ton H.H.S. To See and to Read Up until now, there has been nothing said about the school spirit of the teachers or about the way they have participated and helped in making a success of the high school athletic games. It seems only appropriate that a few good words should be circulated around about this and the good examples they are setting. If any one is in doubt of this, let him come to one of the basketball games; and by casting his eyes around on the floor he can see at least three of the teachers right out among the players, giving encour agement, and the rest of them in the audience, where they give their share of the yelling. Perhaps this would be a good ex ample for many of the high school students to follow. H.H.S. Ten Years Ago Heppner's debating team will journey to Pendleton, where the negative team will debate. The af firmative team will stay home to meet Mac-Hi. Five Years Ago The junior class play, "Seventeen," is being shown for the last time tonight. . .. Hepp ner defeated the lone basketball squad, 25-20, last night. Heppner plays Adams here February 17. One Year Ago Mrs. Clark is add ed to the faculty. . . . Arlington de feated Heppner, 31-19, last Friday night. . . The Pep club gave their annual assembly, with the seniors winning in the yelling contest. . . An epidemic of colds is sweeping thru the school. H.H.S. Did You Know That Revolvers were in use in the six teenth century? The oil supply of the United States (crude oil) is estimated at 7 billion barrels? H.H.S. Heard Here and There Bob Scrivner has another case of stiff neck. The last case happened to hit him at the smoker in Hermis ton. Norval Osborn and Don Bennett were involuntarily removed from a certain class Monday. I H.H.S. Can You Imagine A turfed tennis court at Heppner high school? Mr. Blankenship without "that type of thing"? Bill Browning not sneezing on a rainy day? Edna Stephens getting a one-minus on her report card? Mr. Peavy wearing a black veil? (Ask English III students.) Norval Osborn as the perfect score-keeper? Marvin Casebeer as a flower boy at a wedding? H H S .1. PINTO-POINTS Again, as last year, the District 13 basketball tournament goes to Ar lington . . . the dates set for the meet of champions are March 11 and 12 . . . the referee of all games will be Emile Piluso, renowned arbiter of college tilts . . . Heppner could have had the tournament, but this city's past record for supporting such basketball get-togethers was one that did not merit its being awarded another ... a meet of this nature, the district tournament be ing second largest only to the state tournament, brings to the host city squads from a most spacious terri tory . . . with these basketball teams journey the home town rooters, who come to be entertained, and very seldom do they travel with the ac companiment of a flat pocket book, especially with the recreational ex pectations of basketball in mind . . . all in all, the business houses profit as well as the school . . . such will be the case at Arlington in the sec ond week of March. Of the backboard ... A school having an enrollment exceeding 150 is considered of class "A" ranking and must compete in tournaments with schools of similar nature . . . Hermiston is now officially one of that ranking . . . the complaint that the Bulldog institution had over 150 students made the powers that be sit up and take notice, for Hermiston is now in the same district as Pen dleton, Mac-Hi, The Dalles and Hood River. Arlington used the "sleeper play," one that consists of a long pass to a man under the bas ket, resulting as a general rule in two points, more effectively than any team seen yet this season . . . the Honkers are also masters of the whirl shot, a good scoring threat that is very difficult to guard. Players still push each other around in en deavoring to be sure they are facing their own basket on a jump ball . . . according to the new rules, no par ticular facing is required. An amus ing incident occurred Saturday night in connection with the McLaughlin game ... a Pioneer reserve, one Mr. Nelson by name, had been com plaining, in a friendly sort of way, to Coach Fox that he didn't get to play enough . . . the Mac-Hi second string was to open the game, and just be fore the referee's starting whislte, the Pioneer mentor notified the Nel son lad he was acting captain . . . that just about got the best of the startled second stringer ... in fact, he was so dumbfounded he hardly knew what to do during the game. During the summer, Frank O'Neill, handsome Hermiston coach, was un der employment of a Tillamook dairy, driving a shiny, new white milk truck for this concern ... on his route, which happened to cover several coast towns, including Rock away, were several store clerks of the so-called "weaker sex" ... a question, the answer to which they had long been seeking, was whether or not he was married . . . later in formation revealed, much to the dis appointment of his feminine ad mirers, that he was. Students this year are more and more availing themselves of the opportunity of making the best use of the gymna sium at all possible times . . . when not being occupied by the class and club teams, it is well filled by free lancers who have inclinations along the basketball line, whether they possess championship form or not. Almost everyone had the general impression that the freshmen were more than eager to defeat the se niors for the intramural champion ship, but their anxiety was underes timated . . . one freshman voiced the opinion that he'd rather win the se nior game than a big game like the one with Mac-Hi. Sponsored by the "H" club, the picture, "Basketball and Its Forms," shown last Monday evening at the local gymnasium was, without a doubt one of the finest of its kind ever produced . . . there was just about as much basketball pack ed into that hour and a half of reeled entertainment as one sees during an entire season. The locals have won five games and lost seven, not an outstanding record but far from one of the opposite nature . . . to run in most regular order' to draw to run in most regula order to draw crowds of any size to future games . . . Heppner doesn't win all the time, no team can do that, but they do fight and try to take victories; yet, practically any estimate as to the number in attendance at Saturday's game would be entirely too liberal. Within the near future, an an nouncement will be made public that will startle basketball fans of one sector and upset the same of another with a force equal to the explosion of a powder train! H.H.S. Humor Emmett Kenny: "Are you super stitious, Art?" Art McAtee: "Not at all." Emmett: "Then, you can lend me $13." Mr. Blankenship: "Why are you putting a 10c stamp on that letter. It surely isn't over weight" Dora Bailey: "No, but the color matches the stationery so beauti fully." Mr. Peavy: "A new dress? And how can I pay for it?" Mrs. Peavy: "That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you fi nancial advice." Clayton W.: Til let you know I'm not a two-faced man." Anna J.: "Luckily, my dear; one face like your's is enough." G. Casebeer: "How do you like my new necklace?" Rise Cunningham: "It must be artificial. If it were real, you would have left the price tag on it!" Daughter: "You've got some nerve to bargain with that dressmaker whom you don't pay anyway." Mother :"Exactly! I want to di minish his losses." Bill Browning: "What goes' 999 klunk, 999 klunk, 999 klunk?" Vernon K.: "Search me. What?" Bill B.: "A centipede with a wood en leg." Mother: "Marvin, were you a good boy in church yesterday?" Marvin: "Yes, mother. A man of fered me a big plate of money and I said, 'No, thank you'." Nit: "When you get upset at your work, do you ever bite your nails?" Wit: "Gosh, no. I'm a carpenter." Most girls admit that the race is to the swift; but when the sailors come to town, it's usually to the fleet. BOARDMAN NEWS Yellow Jackets Take lone Teams Into Camp By LA VERN BAKER Wednesday evening the Boardman Yellow Jackets met the lone squad on the Boardman floor. The Yel low Jackets won by a score of 48-18. The Boardman second team defeat ed the lone second team by a score of 31-8. But the lone town team defeated the Boardman town team by a score of 36-27. Missionary meeting was held at the home of Mrs. E. T. Messenger this past week. It was well attended. Mrs. Kobow and G. Corwin took Miss Eleanor Tilden to Portland Wednesday evening where her mother was seriously ill. Miss Til den's mother passed away Thursday morning about an hour after she got there. Mrs. Davis is teaching during Miss Tilden's absence. Miss Maryetta Thomas spent the week end visiting friends in Baker. W. A. Baker made a business trip to Portland over the week end. A party was given at Tom's camp Thursday evening. All the young people were there, The evening was spent playing games and dancing. Refreshments were served. Mr. and Mrs. Nate Macomber spent the week end visiting relatives in Pilot Rock. Word was received from Mr. and Mrs. Louis Bush, former residents, that they have a new baby girl, born in the Good Samaritan hos pital in Portland. Mr. and Mrs. Bush are now living at Sandy. A very exciting game was played on the Arlington floor Saturday evening between the Boardman Yel low Jackets and Arlington Honkers. The Honkers won by a score of 41 31. The game was exciting straight through and many fouls were called. Mr. and Mrs. Neal Bleakney were business visitors in Echo Thursday. Miss Francine Detrick is visiting her sister, Mrs. Leonard Davis, here. A cooked food and tamale sale was held Saturday by the Ladies Aid in the Red and White store. The women had an exceptionally good sale and very profitable. P. T. A. was held Friday evening. At this time the association received its charter from the national P. T. A. Mrs. Sundsten was appointed secre tary in the place of Mrs. Rand who had resigned. The organization de cided to give a dance March 12th. A dance will be given in the gym Saturday night, Jan. 29. It is the an nual President's ball which is given to help sufferers from infantile par alysis. Jack Gorham is chairman for north Morrow county. The price will be 60c and 15c. Simon Ghent returned from Long view, Wash., where he has been Oregon visiting his daughter, Mrs. H. E, Bates for the past month. Mr. and Mrs. George Wicklander, Jr., and son have moved into Mrs. Shell's house in town. Sunday after Sunday school Mrs. J. F. Barlow gave a very interesting talk to the children. Miss Grace Baker of Freewater is now employed at the Oasis. Ernie Peck returned from Port land last week, where he had been on business. Mr. Compton has moved to Hilgard where he is employed by the rail road company. Virginia is staying at the A. P. Ayers home for the re mainder of school. State Druggists Assist Pharmacy Students Corvallis Oregon druggists have made it financially possible for many students of the school of pharmacy at Oregon State college to complete their courses during the past 12 years by maintaining a loan fund from which needy pharmacy students may borrow. During the 12 years since it was started, a total of $11,425 has been contributed, from which 110 loans, averaging $87.31 each, have been made to students. Not a single loss has ever been incurred through failure of a student to repay a loan. The plan was inaugurated by John F. Allen, Corvallis druggist, and a '95 graduate of OSC, who is treasurer of the board of trustees through which the educational fund is han dled. Other officers are S. A. Mat thieu, Portland, president; Adolph Ziefle, dean of the school of pharma cy, secretary, and A. S. Kier and L. S. Stovall, who are president and secretary, respectively, of the Ore gon State Pharmaceutical associa tion. Henry Smouse came to town on Tuesday morning from the north lone farm, bringing Herman Bott- zer, an employee, to the doctor for treatment for a sprained ankle. Bottzer's injury was sustanied by stepping on a rock in the road. Professional Directory A. D. McMurdo, M. D. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Trained Nurse Assistant Office in Masonic Building Heppner, Oregon Morrow County Abstract & Title Co. INC. ABSTRACTS OP TITLE TITLE INSURANCE Office in New Peters Building F. W. Turner fir Co. FIRE, AUTO AND LIFE INSURANCE Old Line Companies Real Estate Heppner, Oregon Jos. J. Nys ATTORNEY AT LAW Peters Building, Willow Street Heppner, Oregon Laurence Case Mortuary "Just the service wanted when yon want it most" FOB BEST MABKET FBICES for your new or old wheat, see CORNETT GREEN for grain stored in Heppner and Lexington, ELMER GRIFFITH at lone for rest of Branch Representing Balfour, Guthrie tc Co. Phelps Funeral Home Telephone 1332 Licensed Funeral Directors Trained Lady Assistant Heppner, Oregon Thursday, January 27, 1938 J. 0. Turner ATTORNEY AT LAW Phone 173 Hotel Heppner Building HEPPNER, ORE. Dr. Raymond Rice PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Office First National Bank Building Office Phone 523 House Phone 823 Heppner Abstract Co. J. LOGIE RICHARDSON, Mgr. BATES SEASONABLE Roberts Building Heppner, Ore. P. W. Mahoney ATTORNEY AT LAW GENERAL INSURANCE Heppner Hotel Building Willow St. Entrance J. O. Peterson Latest Jewelry and Gift Goods Watches Clocks - Diamonds Expert Watch and Jewelry Repairing Heppner, Oregon Vawter Parker ATTORNEY-AT-LAW First National Bank Building Dr. Richard C. Lawrence DENTIST Modern equipment including X-ray for dental diagnosis Extraction by gas anesthetic First National Bank Building Phone 562 Heppner, Ore. Dr. L. D. Tibbies OSTEOPATHIC - Physician & Surgeon FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLDG. Rec. Phone 1162 Office Phone 492 HEPPNER, OREGON W. M. 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