HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOV. 11, 1937
PAGE SIX
THE
Hehisch
Published by the Journalism Class
of Heppner High School
STAFF
Editor Billy Barratt
Assistant Editor .... Alvina Casebeer
Pinto Points Paul McCarty
Humor Joe Aiken, Patty Cason
Why Doesn't Someone Invent
John Crawford
Did You Know That? .. Bethal Blake
Cranium Breaker Thomas Gonty
Sports Scott McMurdo
Social News Sybil Howell
Guess Who? Irena McFerrin
Ideal Boy and Girl .. Milton Morgan
H.H.S.
We Will Do It!
The annual Armistice Day football
game between Hermiston and Hepp
ner will be the crowning point of
Heppner high school's football sea
son. Though both schools have al
ways observed the codes of sports
manship, not mentioning the rather
unjustifiable action taken by Hepp
ner students last year, it should be
the hope of every student to main
tain these standards and try to make
Hermiston feel welcome as any good
host should do. This will be the only
way in which to compensate for the
unforgettable goalpost incident. It is
only once every year that we are
host to Hermiston, so let's not let
high-pitched rivalry overrun our
emotions to the extent of booing or
any other unsportsmanlike attitude.
H.H.S.
Social Hour Wednesday
The social hour held last Wednes
day evening was well attended and
enjoyed by everyone. It was evident
that everybody enjoyed the music
for dancing, available through the
new sound system.
H.H.S.
Eighth Grade News
The eighth grade has been busy
preparing reports on Oregon history
in accordance with their history les
sons. Some of the reports have al
ready been given, and the others are
expected to be in by Wednesday.
The reports so far have been very
interesting.
The grade school boys are sched
uled to play a basketball game with
the freshmen Wednesday evening.
Having been beaten at fooball, they
may turn the tables at basketball.
H.H.S.
Health Class Experiment
An interesting experiment is be
ing performed by Mr. Knox con
cerning the junior and senior boys'
health class. The text book method
did not prove satisfactory to Mr.
. Knox, and he had the, boys write
questions concerning health. These
questions are discussed during the
health period. Only one class dis
cussion has been had of this type of
discussion, and it has proven very
interesting. Many questions which
have been bothering the boys have
been turned in to be discussed later.
H.H.3.
F.F.A. Carnival Last Saturday
The F. F. A. held its carnival Sat
urday night and was very much
pleased with the results. This was
the first carnival to be held by the
organization, and though it was a
success, the next one will be bigger
and better. The high school would
like to see more of the grown-ups
of Heppner at these activities.
The F. F. A. wishes to thank the
stores and the towns-people- most
heartily for their donations to the
carnival.
H.H.S.
Do You Know That
The river Nile is about 4,000 miles
long from source to mouth?
A rattlesnake's age is not shown
by the number of its rattles?
The greatest giant stars are about
400 times as big as the sun?
Volcanoes sometimes erupt .under
ice-sheets in Iceland?
Aliens in the United States have
been decreasing so noticeably that
one immigration official observes
that in ten years an alien may be
Comparatively rare?
, -H.H.3.-
Tom: "Is he a reckless driver?"
Dick: "Is he Say, when the road
turns the same way he does, its a
coincidence!"
PINTO POINTS
This year's traditional Armistice
Day football game between the war
ring gridiron representatives of
Heppner and Hermiston brings to
gether two teams whose fervent ri
valry reaches a higher degree with
each game played. The revenge
seeking Bulldogs, hailing from the
enterprising little city of Hermiston
that supports co-ops of all sizes,
shapes, and forms, have not emerged
victorious in these "peace-celebra
tion" games since 1934. That year,
with the game played in the back
vard of the Bulldog kennel, Hepp
ner's highly - touted power-house
team fell before the onslaught of a
snappy Hermiston outfit that con
sistently played heads-up football.
The following year, a green and in
experienced but unpredictable bunch
of Heppner boys played host to a
much heavier team from our neigh
boring Umatilla city, whom fans
picked as a decided favorite to cart
home the laurels of sweet victory.
But the grand game of football would
not be itself without claiming its
amazing yearly total of upsets, and
it remained for the Heppner Mus
tangs to 13 to 0 win over the visit
ing Hermiston gridders. The scene
of battle for the 1936 tilt switched to
the project town, and before a large
crowd, brimming with enthusiasm,
the Mustangs, then known as the
Fighting Irish, edged out a 7 to 6
victory. These games, played on a
yearly home-and-home basis, have
in past yeafs provided gridiron en
tertainment of the highest degree,
and Thursday's fray gives indications
of surpassing all previous meetings.
Hermiston possesses an enviable
late season record. Although losing
to Pasco, Mac-Hi, Kennewick, tying
Waitsburg and the Walla Walla B
squad, the Bulldogs held the strong
Pendleton Buckaroos to a single
touchdown, gaining victories over
Joseph and Arlington, the latter win
being the game on which compara
tive performances are being made
between Heppner and Hermiston,
The Mustangs progressed through
their current football season wtih
three straight victories, two over
Condon and one from Touchet, Wn.;
however, in the following game, the
locals ran up against Arlington, a
team that provided considerably
more opposition than they could harr
die, falling before the Honkers 5 raz
zle dazzle aerial circus 18 to 0. In
its most recent contest, which was
played last Friday at Fossil, the fa
vored Heppner outfit was held to a
to 6 tie by a much-improved
Wheeler county team.
Heppner's losing to Arlington, the
team which Hermiston defeated in a
hard-fought game, places the Bull
dogs as a favorite in the eyes of fans
who are betting their spare change
on the outcome of this forthcoming
fray between the bitterest of rivals.
The results of the Fossil game will
not bolster Heppner's claim to a pos
sible victory, but after such a hec
tic week in which a defeat and a
tie were the outcome, the Mus
tangs, playing on their own field,
which is always a distinct advantage,
are preparing to stampede for the
score that means the third straight
victory over Thursday's visitors. '
Curfew chatter . . . Hermiston has
the reputation of being able to dish
it out . . . from newspaper reports
of its game with Joseph, in which
Frank O'Neill's proteges were 19 to
0 victors, the Joseph coach with
drew his team from the field in the
third quarter . . . the reason given
for the forfeit was the hard-driving,
fast-stepping Bulldogs were too big
and tough. The humor editor of last
week's Hehisch was evidently lack
ing in his foundation on football re
sults ... it seems he was asking
why somebody didn't invent a team
that could beat Arlington . . . the
truth of it is thus far this season,
four squads have done so. The re
turn of Jackson Gilliam, Mustang
tackle, to the line up for the Her
miston meet, will bring Heppner's
varsity to full strength . . he has
not played in the last two games, as
business demanded his presence
elsewhere on the dates of the most
recent duo of meetings. Six certain
boys on the roster of the Hermiston
team constitute a total of three
names ... there being two Shipp
boys, a Moore duet, and the same
number of Rankins. According to
the Hermiston high school paper, La
Verne Van Marter has added consid
erable poundage to his frame since
last year's game ... that publica-1
tion gave his weight at 205 .. . they
are due for a surprise when they see
a wee fellow of 190 pounds come
plunging through the line at full
speed.
H.H.S.
The answer to last week's cranium
breaker: The car would coast a dis
tance of 1,440 feet, with B winning
the bet.
This week's: In a note to his me
ployer, an ignorant gardener wrote
he had "sewed" a flower bed. The
employer read therein what the yield
would be. What was it?
H.H.S.
Guess Who? .. "
Hair, blonde; stature, tall; eyes,
hazel; personality, nice; class, junior;
admirers, many; final hint, a South
ern accent.
H.H.S.
Hearsays
Bob Scrivner: "I mustache off to
class."
Van Marter: Wants to live with
the Eskimos. (To chew the fat.)
Paul McCarty: Thinks week-ends
should be used as hat racks.
Lloyd Burkenbine: Thinks track
meets are some new-fangled steaks.
Shirley Wilson: Thinks a quack
doctor helps sick ducks.
Lost: A fountain pen by Dean
Sprinkel, half full of ink. A watch
by a freshman with a screw loose.
Bill Browning (to team mate):
"That's a fast man, wasn't he?"
Jack Morton with Dad as they
passed Gordon's: "It's too bad I am
broke, Dad, or else I would have
bought you a malt."
Don Evans: "Aw, gee! Ma made
me take a bath; now see how plain
that hole in my. sock shows."
She: "What did your dad say when
you asked him for the car?"
He: "Ah! He was just like a lamb."
She: "He was! What did he say?"
He: "Baa!"
'
Clayton: "I see New York is hav
ing political pie again."
Mr. B.: "What kind of pie is that?"
Clayton: "Apple sauce and prune
juice."
Bob Davidson: "What caused the
explosion between you and Lour
ene?" Pat Healy: "Powder upon the coat
sleeve."
Betty Robinson: "Do you know
how. to make anti-freeze?"
Marjorie McFerrin: "No, how?"
Betty: "Hide her woolen pajamas."
Mr. Peavy: "Correct this sentence:
'Girls are naturally better looking
than boys'."
John Crawford: "Girls are artifi
cially better looking than boys."
,Mr. Blankenship (using phone):
Give me 2-2 double 2.
Operator: "Two-two-two-two?"
Mr. B.: "Yes, but hurry up. I'll
play train with you later.
My Juliet Must Have:
Hair like Arlene Morton
Teeth like Sybil Howell
Smile like Patty Cason
Eyes like Juanita Phelps
Voice like Harriet Hager
Dancing ability like Betty Happold
Clothes like .-. Frances McCarty
Athletic ability like Evelyn Kirk
Car like Maxine McCurdy
Personality like Ruth Green
Scholastic ability .... Edna Stevens
Ambition like Alvina Casebeer
My Romeo Must Have:
Physique like John Hays
Hair like Bob Scrivner
Teeth like Jack Healy
Voice like Jackson Gilliam
Smile like Andy Davidson
Eyes like Emmet Kenny
Car like John Crawford
Dancing ability like Joe Aiken
Athletic ability, Verne Van Marter
Personality like Bill Barratt
Scholastic ability .. Paul McCarty
Ambition like Scott McMurdo
Musical ability .... Omer McCaleb
Why Doesn't Some One Invent
Leakless pens?
Odorless onions?
Silencer for cats at night?
Smelless smelt?
Warm snow?
Dry rain?
A workable substitute for war?
ISSUES WARNING
To the Editor;
It has come to the attention of this
office that local people have occa
sionally purchased from members
of the C. C. C. camp, blankets, ar
ticles of clothing, cigarettes, and va
rious other articles.
This was undoubtedly done with
out thought being given to the source
from which the boys obtained these
articles, and the position in which
the purchaser was placing himself.
Therefore. I am taking this meth
od to warn all local citizens that all
equipment issued to the C. C. C. boys
is the property of the Federal Gov
ernment. Also, no issue of cigarettes
or other items is made to the boys.
Any article offered for sale by any
C. C. C. boy should be thoroughly
investigated as to his right to posses
sion, before a purchase is made. This,
of course, applies only to personal
property. As to military equipment,
including blankets and clothing, the
only assumption possible is that this
is Federal property, and anyone
purchasing or receiving such prop
erty is subject to prosecution in eith
er the local or Federal courts, at the
discretion of the camp authorities.
FRANK C. ALFRED,
District Attorney.
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