HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, SEPT. 23, 1937
PAGE SIX
THE HEHISCH
( Continued from Page Three)
PINTO POINTS
This Saturday, Heppner meets
Condon, the team with the ardent
backers; that is, ardent if they bear
any resemblance to the rooters rep
resenting their school for the last
three years. Three years ago the
Mustangs had a home and home
football series with Condon, taking
the first game on the latter's field
by a 12-0 margin the return tilt
ended in a 0-0 tie, a supposedly
moral victory for the Gilliam coun
ty team. In 1935 the teams met only
once with Heppner winning 13-0 on
the home field. In 1936 the Mustangs
emerged victorious in both games
This year, according to reports, Con
don hopes to turn the tide in their
favor.
The managership of this year's
athletic teams has a set-up different
from that of previous years. In the
Dast. there has always been an up
per classman at the helm, but this
vear two reDresentatives from each
of the lower classes, Bud Blakely
and Harry Tamblyn, freshman and
sophomore respectively, have a part
nershho on the job.
Dave Wilson, local clothier, should
, be commended for the handy, small
size copy of the Pacific Coast con
ference football schedule, which he
had on hand for distribution around
Eodeo time.
Highlights of the high school-al
umni eame: Vernon Knowles put
ting his helmet on backwards
Francis Nickerson making the first
touchdown of his career the alum
ni waterboy, Paul Phelan two
freshmen and the manager lining
the field the two practice plays of
the pick-up team both sides off
side the twelve-man high school
eleven six feminine rooters one
0 stJitie A Kods are
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canning methods and the fertile lands of the Golden West. Delicious fruits and vegetables,
picked at the peak of their natural goodness, packed in containers by methods which retain
their flavor and freshness tasty tuna and salmon straight from the ocean or rivers flavorsome
preserved meats prepared under government supervision rich condensed or evaporated milk
from cows pastured on the west's abundant fields!
All these splendid foods and many more are available the year round at your neighbor
hood store as nature-fresh as the day they were sealed, in tin or glass, because modern methods
of preservation keep them so!
The progressive Union Pacific Railroad plays an important part in serving western canners
and eastern consumers. Cans and jars are sturdy containers, but Union Pacific treats them
with the same care it gives to fragile commodities. In winter months, shipments are protected
by heater service, and by refrigeration in hot summer weather. Prompt, safe, dependable
transportation every day, every year. Last year Union Pacific
moved nearly a half million tons of canned food products
to America's markets.
Ask your neighborhood grocer for nature -fresh canned foods!
touchdown of which the alumni were
the sole owners.
On the date of this publication
Len Gilman, ex-Heppner grid star,
will have been a two-day resident of
Eugene. As he was interested in
three different colleges, he was hesi
tant as to which one to attend; how
ever, several occurrences of last
week changed the situatiin. John
Warren, freshman coach, urged him
to sign up at the Webfoot institu
tion, so after a nine-day period at
the Standard Oil training school at
Portland, he decided to register for
freshman football at the University
of Oregon. Riley Munkers, who
nlnvpd with his cousin. Len Gilman,
in the Mustang backfield for three
vpars. is a football turn-out at the
Oregon Institute of lechnoiogy
chances of his making the team seem
bright as he has been drilling daily
with the varsity.
H.H.S.
HUMOR
Alvina (going into Humphrey's
store): "Do you sell kisses:"
Omer: "Yes; shall I send them up,
or do you want them now."
Donny Bennett: "How long can a
person live without brains,"
Hugh Crawford: "I don't know.
How old are you?"
Norval: "I have somethnig trem
bling upon my lips that has been
there for months."
Jeanette: "Why don't you shave
it off?"
Mr. Peacy: "Harold, will you give
me the definition of the equator?"
Harold Armstrong: "It's a menag
erie lion running around the earth."
Andy Davidson: "I am seeing
crooked this morning."
Lloyd Burkenbine: "I have been
Today's housewives appreciate the amazing short-cuts that
canned foods bring to the kitchen thanks to modern
that way several times myself.'
Lawrence Wehmeyer: "Mr. Ben
nett, were my grandparents apes?"
Mr. Bennett: "Lawrence, I never
knew your grandparents."
A woodpecker pecked on a sopho
more's head .
And auietly began to drill.
HHe drilled away for several days ,
And eventually broke his bill.
Mr. Knox: "What do we owe to
chemistry, Arlene?"
Arlene: "Most of our blondes.
i
Bill Browning: (In Chem.) "Would
this" do me any particular harm if I
drank it?"
Mr. Knox: "No; and no particular
good, except to kill you.
Shirlev: "I don't like my name."
Bill: "Say the word and I'll change
it for you."
H.H.S.
Who's Who in Heppner Hi
La Verne Van Marter, president
of the senior class, was born in
Heppner, where he has attended
grade and high school for the past
thirteen years.
He began his high school career by
serving as president of the fresh
man class. His scholastic achieve
ments were outstanding. He topped
the honor roll with four one's.
When a Sophomore, he became
sergeant-at-arms of the student
body as well as treasurer of the "H"
club. He specialized in the three
major sports, along with retaining
his position on the honor roll.
He started his junior year off with
a bane bv being elected on the He-
hisch committee and taking the lead
in the junior play. He was forced to
leave school due to spinal meningi
I tis following the football season.
RAILROAD
SHIP AND RIDE UNION PACIFIC
Starting agani the following year
as a junior, he stepped into the of
fice of treasurer of the student body.
During this year he was chosen pres
ident of the Benzine lung and was a
member of the Pep club and the H
club. His scholastic record was still
high, and he again took the lead in
the junior class play. He starred in
all major athletics and was chosen
on the all-star tournament basket
ball team.
H.HJ3.
"Who Is He?"
"The White Phantom," a benefit
mystery comedy, is to be given by
the senior class October 22, co-starring
Maxine McCurdy as a very de
termined society matron, and La
Veme Van Marter as a blundering
Doliceman.
The cast will include: Mrs. Drexel
Blake. Maxine McCurdy; Marian
Blake, Harriet Hager; "Eleven"
Moore, Arlene Morton; Mrs. Ogden
Frazier, Evelyn Kirk; Curtis Fra-
zier, Scott McMurdo; Ethan Sharp,
Clavton Wright: Officer Jerry No
lan, La Verne Van Marter; The White
Phantom, ????
The unveiling of "The WhBte
Phantom" will surprise even you. A
short musical porgram will be given
in addition to the play.
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