HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 4, 1937.
PAGE SIX
THE
Hehisch
Published by the Journalism Class of
Heppner High School
Editor Evelyn Kirk
Assistant Marvin Casebeer
Humor, Maxine McCurdy and Flor
ence Becket.
Guess Who? Hazel Adkins
Did You Know That? .... Dan Chinn
Personality Lola Coxen
Ten Years Ago Ruth Grene
Boardman Retains Title, Paul Mc
Carty. Senior Dress Up Andy Shoun
The Tournament Riley Munkers
Brain Bustetr Billy Erwin
H.H.S.
Ten Years Ago This Week
The senior girls held a meeting
Friday for the purpose of settling
once and for all what kind, color,
etc., of dresses they should wear for
the graduation exercises.
The six weeks' exams were given
Thursday and Friday. Because of
the debates, the grades could not be
issued as soon as usual.
The Heppner girls played their
last basketball game of the season
when they lost to the Lexington
girls by a score of 22 to 6, Friday
evening.
It has been the policy of the Boost
er club to give the visiting basket
ball team a lunch after each game.
This has done a great deal to pro-
mote a feeling of sportsmanship.
H.H.S.
Junior Play Soon
March 19 is the ;!ay! The junior
class will present its annual play.
This year it is a three-act comedy,
"Crashing Society." The play plot
revolves about a farmer and his
family who inherited a million dol
lars and are trying to crash New
York society. If you can imagine one
in this predicament, you have some
idea of the comedy in this presenta
tion. We feel it will be well worth
your time, money and effort to at
tend this program.
H.H.S.
Our Domestic Science Teacher
Miss Peterson, our domestic sci
ence teacher, was born in Chicago,
111., attended grammar school in
Phoenix, Arizona, and high school
in Polytechnic university in Arizona.
Miss Peterson is a graduate of Ore
gon State, where she majored in
Home Economics' and chemistry.
Seniors Have Dress-Up Day
A group of bums, dandies, moun
taineers, sailors, and grandmothers
came strolling into the assembly
Tuesday. What could it be a cir
cus? No, it was Senior Dress-Up
day, a tradition that is observed by
the graduating class every year,
This group of gay students enter
tained the assembly a few minutes
then marched through the grade
school class rooms. The president
of the student body failed to enter
into the events; consequently, he
will be punished by having to en
tertain the assembly in the near fu
ture.
H H S
PINTO-POINTS
Congratulations, Boardman! , The
best team won- And to those who
think not, come around, and to prove
so will be my objective.
Led by "Ike" Wilson, the classiest
ball-hawker of the tournament and
probably of the whole district, the
Yellow Jackets can the strong Con
don squad all but through the floor.
Without a doubt, Boardman was the
strongest team. Although the river
team had easy sledding in the first
and second rounds of play, they
really showed they were a top notch
ball club, especially after shellack
ing Condon by 22 points.
To Coach Ingles and his team, the
best of luck, and may your trip to
Arlington be a successful one!
There seems to have been a slip
up in the selection of the all-star1
team. One local lad, although he
received recognition, should have
been put in the first group. And
without mentioning names, the mem
ber of Heppner's vanquishers who
received his position on first string
all-star as a gift, has the same sur
name as that of the writer. But dis
regarding this incident, which can
hardly be overlooked, Heppner's
placing three basketballers on the
all-star teams signifies that their
efforts were not all in vain. As an
incidental thought, possibly acci
dental, there were three centers on
the second all-star five.
A few statistics on the tournament
. . . Boardman's standing from an
offensive and defensive standpoint
was, of course, the best of the lot, but
Heppner beat Condon offensively by
44 points and defensively eight. The
solution to this is the fact that Hepp
ner piled up high scores against
Lexington. Among the players who
scored ten points or more during the
tournament's entirety . . . the tour
ney's ruffian, Willis of Condon with
11 personals; vice versa, Black and
Tannehill of Boardman, and Burns
of Condon, each with one foul; high
point man, Gilman, Mustang for
ward, with 41 counters to his credit.
As a last statement concerning
the tournament, the poorest showing,
made by a team capable of doing
better . . . well, you guess!
The district meet at Arlington
promises to be a classic, with Her
miston, Athena, Boardman, Rich
land, Grant Union high, Arlington,
and two unreported teams all hav
ing a one -fold objective on to Sa
lem! This year the Arlington tour
nament representatives' play was
not the calibre of basketball seen in
last year's melee held here. Uma
pine's '36 edition would probably
show any of them a few tricks about
Dr. Naismith's invention. Of course,
that's just one man's opinion.
Here and there . . . It's Mac-Hi
against Hood Rver, and again, the
Pioneers . . . The center on a colored
girls' basketball team is the short lit
tle thing of six feet eight inches . . .
atmosphere is no doubt cooler in
those heights . . . With another bas
ketball season practically over, it's
time to start thinking about the
country's national game.
H.H.S.
Humor
Have you ever wondered
What Betty Bergevin knows about
capital S's?
Why Joe Aiken has been seen so
much lately around a mortuary?
Why some people received such
awfully high grades in the Time
current events test?
How Maude B. rated so many Con
don fellows at Rhea Creek?
Just what kind of a "Cannon"
Gerald Roberts had?
How Len G. rated such a girlish
figure on senior dress-up day?
Why Ruth. G. is worrying about an
absentee from school?
Whom Paul Mc. spent some time
talking to Tuesday morning?
H.H.S.
Mrs. Tetz to her husband in the
next room:
"My dear, what are you opening
that can with?"
Mr. Tetz: "Why, with a can open
er. What did you think I was doing
it with?"
Mrs. Tetz: "Well, I thought from
your remarks that you were opening
it with a prayer."
H.H.S.
Guess Who?
A very nice senior boy is he.
And why he's so popular is easy to
see.
He's handsome; he's tall,
He's friendly to all.
Surely it isn't a mystery
Who this lad in our school may be.
H.H.S.
Brain Busters
The answer to last week's prob
lem is: The man was colored, too.
A Fictitious Cloister
A nun of a very strict order re
ceived continuous visits from a
comely young man. A jealous sis
ter complained to the mother su
perior, who asked for an explanation.
The nun answered, "This man's
mother is my mother's only daugh
ter."
Who was the young man?
CARD OF THANKS.
We wish to express our heartfelt
thanks for the kindly assistance of
friends and neighbors, and for the
floral tribute and expressions of
sympathy, at the time of our be
reavement.
Alex Gibb,
Mr. and Mrs. Bruce Gibb,
Alan Gibb.
G. L. Bennett was a business vis
itor in the county the end of the
week, coming up from his home at
Beaverton. He formerly resided in
the Alpine section.
THE FLAG OF THE
UNITED STATES
How to Display It
How to Respect It
Following is the list of questions pre
pared by the American Legion Auxiliary
Americanism commiuee on ine nag oi
the United States, for the eighth grade
boys' Americanism contest:
41. When flown with the flags of
other nations, what are the re
quirements regarding the height
of all staffs and the size of the
flags?
42. What does international usage
forbid regarding the display of
flags of different nations in time
of peace.
43. What is the correct way of dis
playing t" Mag on an automo
bile? 44. When displa i church what is
the position o. e Flag of the
United States, (. if in the chan
cel? (2) If outside the chancel?
45. On a float in a parade, how should
the Flag always be displayed?
46. When used to cover a casket, what
is the position of the blue field of
the Flag? Why?
47. How should the casket be car
ried? 48. When the grave is reached, what
is done with the Flag?
49. How is the Flag placed to indi
cate mourning when flown from a
stationary staff or flag pole? How
should it be hoisted, and what
should be done before lowering
the Flag for the day ?
50. What is the rule about displaying
the Flag on Memorial Day? Is
this rule observed in Heppner?
51. How is mourning indicated when
the Flag is fastened to a small
staff, as when carried in a parade?
52. How is mourning indicated when
the Flag is not on a staff, but is
displayed flat?
53. What are the only cases in which
the Flag of the United States
should be half-masted?
54. If it is desirable to "show that a
state, city or society mourns, what
should be done?
55. Is crepe used with the Flag when
it is at half-mast?
56. What can you say about dipping
the Flag?
57. What is meant if the Flag is dis
played with the union down?
58. Give ten cautions to be borne in
mind in displaying and respecting
the Flag.
59. (1) What is the correct way for
the Flag to be saluted by men in
uniform? (2) By men not in uni
form? (3) By women? (4) Should
these rules be observed by boys
and girls?
60. When is the salute to the Flag in
a moving column rendered?
PINE CITY
By B EUNICE WATTENBURGER
Mrs. Joyce Smith was a dinner
guest at the C. H. Bartholomew
home Wednesday.
E. B. Wattenburger made a busi
ness trip to John Day and Prairie
City over the week end.
Miss Dora Moore, Mrs. Ray Pinson,
Mrs. Joyce Smith and Mr. and Mrs.
E. B. Wattenburger and family were
dinner guests Thursday evening at
the A. E. Wattenburger home.
Mrs. Ollie Neill of Heppner was a
caller on the creek last week.
Mr. and Mrs. Jim Daly and Mr.
and Mrs. Frank Helms and children
were Hermiston callers Saturday.
Miss Neva Neill of Heppner, Miss
Oleta Neill and Mr. Akers of Eight
Mile called at the E. B. Wattenburg
er home Saturday.
Mrs. Lucy O'Brien and children
attended the basketball tournament
in Hermiston Friday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Anton Cunha had
moved their sheep as far as the Jim
Daly home Monday evening.
Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Neill were
Echo and Hermiston callers Thurs
day. Mrs. Neill consulted a doctor
while there. She is not feeling very
well.
Mr. and Mrs. Marion Finch and
family, Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Watten
burger and Violet Allen attended
the show in Hermiston Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Elza Vinson of Lena
bought the Estle house at Pine City.
It was torn down this week end and
moved to the Vinson ranch. They
are going to make a brooder house
to raise turkeys.
Mrs. Violet Allen visited Mrs. Lon
Wattenburger Sunday.
Mrs. Frank. Helms was a caller
at the O'Brien and Bartholomew
homes Friday.
IRRIGON
By MRS. W. C. ISOM
Mrs. Cress of Lewiston is visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Ray Olmstead.
The Tum-A-Lum business house
in Irrigon was closed the last of the
month and the merchandise moved
to Umatilla and other Tum-A-Lum
places of business. Mr. and Mrs.
Roscoe Williams have had charge of
the business for many years and the
family will still reside in the build
ing. Mr. Williams has charge of the
office at Umatilla.
James Warner who has been living
in Portland the last three years re
turned home Sunday.
Mrs. Stella Paulson and Mrs.
Chaney were joint hostesses at the
Paulson home last Wednesday when
they entertained the Pep club mem
bers. A very pleasant afternoon
was spent.
Mr. and Mrs. Phelps are staying
at the Ray Olmstead home,
the week end.
Marshal Markham was home over
the week end.
Chas. Underlinde returned to his
home at Yakima the last of the week.
Mrs. Underlinde is still with her
parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lamoreaux.
Don Isom purchased the Tom
George place 3 miles east of town
from W. C. Isom who bought the
property recently from Mr. George
and moved his house to the new lo
cation Sunday and Monday. R. V.
Jones, Batie Rand and W. C. Isom
assisted with the moving.
Mrs. Harvey Warner and chil
dren and Mrs. Batie Rand and chil
dren were dinner guests of Mrs.
James Warner Sunday.
Mrs. R. M. McCoy who has been
visiting relatives here the last ten
days returned to her home in Imbler
the last of the week. Mr. McCoy
stayed over to look up a new loca
tion. Sheriff C J. D. Bauman was a
business visitor Monday.
Cornett Green and Ralph Beamer
returned Sunday evening from"
Portland where they took Mrs. Bea
mer who entered a hospital there
for medical treatment.
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