HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 4, 1937. PAGE SIX THE Hehisch Published by the Journalism Class of Heppner High School Editor Evelyn Kirk Assistant Marvin Casebeer Humor, Maxine McCurdy and Flor ence Becket. Guess Who? Hazel Adkins Did You Know That? .... Dan Chinn Personality Lola Coxen Ten Years Ago Ruth Grene Boardman Retains Title, Paul Mc Carty. Senior Dress Up Andy Shoun The Tournament Riley Munkers Brain Bustetr Billy Erwin H.H.S. Ten Years Ago This Week The senior girls held a meeting Friday for the purpose of settling once and for all what kind, color, etc., of dresses they should wear for the graduation exercises. The six weeks' exams were given Thursday and Friday. Because of the debates, the grades could not be issued as soon as usual. The Heppner girls played their last basketball game of the season when they lost to the Lexington girls by a score of 22 to 6, Friday evening. It has been the policy of the Boost er club to give the visiting basket ball team a lunch after each game. This has done a great deal to pro- mote a feeling of sportsmanship. H.H.S. Junior Play Soon March 19 is the ;!ay! The junior class will present its annual play. This year it is a three-act comedy, "Crashing Society." The play plot revolves about a farmer and his family who inherited a million dol lars and are trying to crash New York society. If you can imagine one in this predicament, you have some idea of the comedy in this presenta tion. We feel it will be well worth your time, money and effort to at tend this program. H.H.S. Our Domestic Science Teacher Miss Peterson, our domestic sci ence teacher, was born in Chicago, 111., attended grammar school in Phoenix, Arizona, and high school in Polytechnic university in Arizona. Miss Peterson is a graduate of Ore gon State, where she majored in Home Economics' and chemistry. Seniors Have Dress-Up Day A group of bums, dandies, moun taineers, sailors, and grandmothers came strolling into the assembly Tuesday. What could it be a cir cus? No, it was Senior Dress-Up day, a tradition that is observed by the graduating class every year, This group of gay students enter tained the assembly a few minutes then marched through the grade school class rooms. The president of the student body failed to enter into the events; consequently, he will be punished by having to en tertain the assembly in the near fu ture. H H S PINTO-POINTS Congratulations, Boardman! , The best team won- And to those who think not, come around, and to prove so will be my objective. Led by "Ike" Wilson, the classiest ball-hawker of the tournament and probably of the whole district, the Yellow Jackets can the strong Con don squad all but through the floor. Without a doubt, Boardman was the strongest team. Although the river team had easy sledding in the first and second rounds of play, they really showed they were a top notch ball club, especially after shellack ing Condon by 22 points. To Coach Ingles and his team, the best of luck, and may your trip to Arlington be a successful one! There seems to have been a slip up in the selection of the all-star1 team. One local lad, although he received recognition, should have been put in the first group. And without mentioning names, the mem ber of Heppner's vanquishers who received his position on first string all-star as a gift, has the same sur name as that of the writer. But dis regarding this incident, which can hardly be overlooked, Heppner's placing three basketballers on the all-star teams signifies that their efforts were not all in vain. As an incidental thought, possibly acci dental, there were three centers on the second all-star five. A few statistics on the tournament . . . Boardman's standing from an offensive and defensive standpoint was, of course, the best of the lot, but Heppner beat Condon offensively by 44 points and defensively eight. The solution to this is the fact that Hepp ner piled up high scores against Lexington. Among the players who scored ten points or more during the tournament's entirety . . . the tour ney's ruffian, Willis of Condon with 11 personals; vice versa, Black and Tannehill of Boardman, and Burns of Condon, each with one foul; high point man, Gilman, Mustang for ward, with 41 counters to his credit. As a last statement concerning the tournament, the poorest showing, made by a team capable of doing better . . . well, you guess! The district meet at Arlington promises to be a classic, with Her miston, Athena, Boardman, Rich land, Grant Union high, Arlington, and two unreported teams all hav ing a one -fold objective on to Sa lem! This year the Arlington tour nament representatives' play was not the calibre of basketball seen in last year's melee held here. Uma pine's '36 edition would probably show any of them a few tricks about Dr. Naismith's invention. Of course, that's just one man's opinion. Here and there . . . It's Mac-Hi against Hood Rver, and again, the Pioneers . . . The center on a colored girls' basketball team is the short lit tle thing of six feet eight inches . . . atmosphere is no doubt cooler in those heights . . . With another bas ketball season practically over, it's time to start thinking about the country's national game. H.H.S. Humor Have you ever wondered What Betty Bergevin knows about capital S's? Why Joe Aiken has been seen so much lately around a mortuary? Why some people received such awfully high grades in the Time current events test? How Maude B. rated so many Con don fellows at Rhea Creek? Just what kind of a "Cannon" Gerald Roberts had? How Len G. rated such a girlish figure on senior dress-up day? Why Ruth. G. is worrying about an absentee from school? Whom Paul Mc. spent some time talking to Tuesday morning? H.H.S. Mrs. Tetz to her husband in the next room: "My dear, what are you opening that can with?" Mr. Tetz: "Why, with a can open er. What did you think I was doing it with?" Mrs. Tetz: "Well, I thought from your remarks that you were opening it with a prayer." H.H.S. Guess Who? A very nice senior boy is he. And why he's so popular is easy to see. He's handsome; he's tall, He's friendly to all. Surely it isn't a mystery Who this lad in our school may be. H.H.S. Brain Busters The answer to last week's prob lem is: The man was colored, too. A Fictitious Cloister A nun of a very strict order re ceived continuous visits from a comely young man. A jealous sis ter complained to the mother su perior, who asked for an explanation. The nun answered, "This man's mother is my mother's only daugh ter." Who was the young man? CARD OF THANKS. We wish to express our heartfelt thanks for the kindly assistance of friends and neighbors, and for the floral tribute and expressions of sympathy, at the time of our be reavement. Alex Gibb, Mr. and Mrs. Bruce Gibb, Alan Gibb. G. L. Bennett was a business vis itor in the county the end of the week, coming up from his home at Beaverton. He formerly resided in the Alpine section. THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES How to Display It How to Respect It Following is the list of questions pre pared by the American Legion Auxiliary Americanism commiuee on ine nag oi the United States, for the eighth grade boys' Americanism contest: 41. When flown with the flags of other nations, what are the re quirements regarding the height of all staffs and the size of the flags? 42. What does international usage forbid regarding the display of flags of different nations in time of peace. 43. What is the correct way of dis playing t" Mag on an automo bile? 44. When displa i church what is the position o. e Flag of the United States, (. if in the chan cel? (2) If outside the chancel? 45. On a float in a parade, how should the Flag always be displayed? 46. When used to cover a casket, what is the position of the blue field of the Flag? Why? 47. How should the casket be car ried? 48. When the grave is reached, what is done with the Flag? 49. How is the Flag placed to indi cate mourning when flown from a stationary staff or flag pole? How should it be hoisted, and what should be done before lowering the Flag for the day ? 50. What is the rule about displaying the Flag on Memorial Day? Is this rule observed in Heppner? 51. How is mourning indicated when the Flag is fastened to a small staff, as when carried in a parade? 52. How is mourning indicated when the Flag is not on a staff, but is displayed flat? 53. What are the only cases in which the Flag of the United States should be half-masted? 54. If it is desirable to "show that a state, city or society mourns, what should be done? 55. Is crepe used with the Flag when it is at half-mast? 56. What can you say about dipping the Flag? 57. What is meant if the Flag is dis played with the union down? 58. Give ten cautions to be borne in mind in displaying and respecting the Flag. 59. (1) What is the correct way for the Flag to be saluted by men in uniform? (2) By men not in uni form? (3) By women? (4) Should these rules be observed by boys and girls? 60. When is the salute to the Flag in a moving column rendered? PINE CITY By B EUNICE WATTENBURGER Mrs. Joyce Smith was a dinner guest at the C. H. Bartholomew home Wednesday. E. B. Wattenburger made a busi ness trip to John Day and Prairie City over the week end. Miss Dora Moore, Mrs. Ray Pinson, Mrs. Joyce Smith and Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Wattenburger and family were dinner guests Thursday evening at the A. E. Wattenburger home. Mrs. Ollie Neill of Heppner was a caller on the creek last week. Mr. and Mrs. Jim Daly and Mr. and Mrs. Frank Helms and children were Hermiston callers Saturday. Miss Neva Neill of Heppner, Miss Oleta Neill and Mr. Akers of Eight Mile called at the E. B. Wattenburg er home Saturday. Mrs. Lucy O'Brien and children attended the basketball tournament in Hermiston Friday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Anton Cunha had moved their sheep as far as the Jim Daly home Monday evening. Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Neill were Echo and Hermiston callers Thurs day. Mrs. Neill consulted a doctor while there. She is not feeling very well. Mr. and Mrs. Marion Finch and family, Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Watten burger and Violet Allen attended the show in Hermiston Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Elza Vinson of Lena bought the Estle house at Pine City. It was torn down this week end and moved to the Vinson ranch. They are going to make a brooder house to raise turkeys. Mrs. Violet Allen visited Mrs. Lon Wattenburger Sunday. Mrs. Frank. Helms was a caller at the O'Brien and Bartholomew homes Friday. IRRIGON By MRS. W. C. ISOM Mrs. Cress of Lewiston is visiting her daughter, Mrs. Ray Olmstead. The Tum-A-Lum business house in Irrigon was closed the last of the month and the merchandise moved to Umatilla and other Tum-A-Lum places of business. Mr. and Mrs. Roscoe Williams have had charge of the business for many years and the family will still reside in the build ing. Mr. Williams has charge of the office at Umatilla. James Warner who has been living in Portland the last three years re turned home Sunday. Mrs. Stella Paulson and Mrs. Chaney were joint hostesses at the Paulson home last Wednesday when they entertained the Pep club mem bers. A very pleasant afternoon was spent. Mr. and Mrs. Phelps are staying at the Ray Olmstead home, the week end. Marshal Markham was home over the week end. Chas. Underlinde returned to his home at Yakima the last of the week. Mrs. Underlinde is still with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Lamoreaux. Don Isom purchased the Tom George place 3 miles east of town from W. C. Isom who bought the property recently from Mr. George and moved his house to the new lo cation Sunday and Monday. R. V. Jones, Batie Rand and W. C. Isom assisted with the moving. Mrs. Harvey Warner and chil dren and Mrs. Batie Rand and chil dren were dinner guests of Mrs. James Warner Sunday. Mrs. R. M. McCoy who has been visiting relatives here the last ten days returned to her home in Imbler the last of the week. Mr. McCoy stayed over to look up a new loca tion. Sheriff C J. D. Bauman was a business visitor Monday. Cornett Green and Ralph Beamer returned Sunday evening from" Portland where they took Mrs. Bea mer who entered a hospital there for medical treatment. Professional Directory A. D. McMurdo, M. D. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Trains Nurse Assistant Office in Masonic Building Heppner, Oregon Morrow County Abstract fir Title Co. INC. 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