HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 1934 PAGE THREE (0 ipptgnannag Mrs. Melvira Sturm died at her home in Gresham, Oregon, Feb. 17, 1934, aged 69 years, one month and five days. Funeral services were held in the nondenominational church at Gresham on Wednesday afternoon,. Feb. 21, and interment followed in Lincoln Memorial cem etery at Portland. She is survived by eleven children, all of whom were present at the funeral ser vices with the exception of one son living at Bliss, Idaho, who was too ill to attend. Mrs. Sturm formerly resided in this county and was known as Mrs. Elijah Adams. One daughter, Mrs. Antone Cunha, re sides on Butter creek, near Lena. Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Amort of Portland were visitors here on Fri day, bringing Mrs. Rebecca Patter son, aunt of Mrs. Amort, home. Mr. and Mrs. Amort then went to La Grande and returning remained ov er Saturday night here and then departed for Klamath Falls where Mr. Amort, who works for Shell Oil company, had matters of busi ness to attend to. Mrs. Patterson had been spending the winter mon ths at Los Angeles, where she en joyed visiting many former Hepp nerltes with whom she came into contact. Aside from the short rainy season, the weather was delightful at Los Angeles. Mrs. Antone Cunha of Lena re turned home the past week from Portland where she was called on account of the death of her moth er, Mrs. Melvira Sturm. She was ac companied home by her brother, John Adams and family of Hazel ton, Idaho, and Mr. and Mrs. Fred Rolce and son Chester, Eden, Ida ho, who were also in Portland for the funeral of Mrs. Sturm. While in the city, Mrs. Cunha visited with her father, Elijah Adams, who for merly resided in this county. Mr. and Mrs. John Adams arriv ed from Portland on Saturday. They have been spending the win ter in the city where they have a home, but expect to be at Hardman during the spring and summer months. Mr. Adams says there was but little frosty weather at Port land during the winter, with plen ty of rain and vegetation growing all the while. Mr. and Mrs. D. C. Wells and son Woodrow were week-end visitors here from their home at Pendleton, being guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. F. E. Parker on Heppner flat. At the Christian church Sun day morning, Woodrow delighted the audience with one of his beau tiful violin solos, being accompan ied at the piano by Miss Marjorie Parker. Mr. and Mrs. Edward F. Bloom had as their guests over the week end, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. H. Bloom and son Bart, and Miss Betty Car lin, all of Umatilla. The visitors were taking in the basketball tour nament, also. Mr. Bloom Is at the head of the schools in Umatilla and his team of ball tossers were con testants for honors at the tourna ment. Creston Maddock, who spent his youthful days in Heppner and grad uated from Heppner high school before entering upon his college career at the University of Oregon, was looking In on old-time friends yesterday, accompanied by his fam ily. Mr. Maddock is now agency organizer for a leading insurance group in Portland. Mr. and Mrs. F. S. Parker were called to Joseph on Friday by the illness of their daughter, Mrs. Dor ris Mitchell. Mrs. Mitchell has en tered the hospital at Enterprise and will undergo a major operation there today. Mrs. Parker remained with her daughter and Mr. Parker returned home Monday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Bert Bowker were visitors in the city on Saturday from the ranch down Alpine way. Wheat is beginning to come along fine now, though its growth during the winter was somewhat slower than in the wheat sections of the south end. Lester Doolittle is able to be at work again after months of ill health. He Is this week engaged In putting in some plumbing for Jeff Jones In the Gordon house, soon to be occupied by Mrs. Ada Cason and family. Durward Tash, eldest son of Fred Tash, formerly of Heppner, has re turned to this city and now has a place with Claude Cox in the cream ery. For Sale 10 Bourbon Red tur key hens, Daisy Butler, Willows. Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Turner de parted on Wednesday morning for Spokane where Mr. Turner was called on business before the Fed eral Land bank. They will return home from the Washington city this evening. Mrs. Frank Engelman of lone was a visitor several days this week at the home of her son-in-law and daughter, Mr. and Mrs. John Tur ner, and with other relatives and friends in Heppner. F. F. Wehmeyer returned home the end of the week after a month's time in which he made the rounds of CCC camps of the state assist ing in holding schools in forestry. Paul Aiken, who spent the win ter at Camp Reston near Coquille, returned home the end of the week and is enjoying some good old east ern Oregon sunshine. B. F. Swaggart got to town Sat urday from the Eastern Oregon Stock farm, and reports vegetation coming along well in the vicinity of Swaggart buttes. Custom Hatching, 2c per egg. See us or write for particulars. Book early. No charge. Salter Poultry Yards, lone. Ore. 51-7 THE Hehisch Published by the Journalism Class of HEPPNER HIGH SCHOOL STAFF Editor Cleo Hiatt Assistant Francis Nickerson Class News - Floyd Jones Sports . Howard Furlong Reporters: Chet Christenson, Ervin Perlbsrg, Owen Bleakman, Bill Schwarz, Cliff Yarnell. Editorial Although Heppner was defeated in the finals of the basketball tour nament last Saturday night, she succeeded in placing one player, Roy Gentry, on the tourney's all star team. This team was made up of the following players: for wards: Teats, Condon, and Ervin, Umatilla; center, Ransler, Board man; guards, Allen, Condon, and Gentry, Heppner. The members of the student body are proud of Roy and we all con gratulate him. For five years he has done his best to bring glory and fame to Heppner high school in sports and sportsmanship. Four years, start ing in the eighth grade, he played quarterback on our football team. During his four years of high school he has been an outstanding player on our basketball team. His speed, endurance, and fight have never failed us; while his quick understanding and knowledge of the game, together with his un daunted leadership, were constant ly an inspiration to his team mates. He was an outstanding player in the recent basketball tournament and was duly honored by being given a position on the all-star team. We hope that Roy will face life with the same undaunted courage and fight with which he has faced his opponents on the gridiron and basketball court, and we all wish the best of success to our friend, schoolmate, and "fellow athlete, Roy Gentry. It is regretted that in our high school we have a few samples of a particularly bad type of cut-up. Naturally, anybody of this type is detrimental to the school, but there is one type that is worse than any other. This is the fellow who per sistently pulls sneaky, small of fenses with which he believes he is getting1 away. This gradually arouses the teacher's ire and finally the student is dismissed from class. Then comes the disgraceful part. Instead of taking his just punish ment, the student tells everyone in earshot how he has been mistreated and what he intends to do to the teacher if he ever gets a chance. In other words he Isn't man enough to pay the price of his foolishness. He is the type that tries to enjoy himself at the expense of others without paying for his fun. The boy who does this sort of thing is a sneak of the worst kind. He knows he has punishment coming, but he isn't courageous enough to take it A boy of this type is usually little liked, either by the teachers or by his own schoolmates. All the world hates a sneak and this is one of the most cowardly things a person can do. Congratulations for the boy who, when he cuts-up, takes his dues standing up. Tournament Queen Petite Jessie French, junior nom inee in the tournament queen con test, was introduced at "leading lady" of the tourney in time to toss the ball for the championship game played between Boardman and Con don Saturday night. Jessie was chosen by the vote of ticket buyers, each ticket for a sin gle performance allowing one vote; a season ticket permitting five votes. Marjorie Parker represent ed the freshmen, Katherine Healy the sophomores, and Alice Bleak man the seniors, in the contest. Heppner Loses to Stanfleld Heppner's basketball team lost the tournament consolation title to Stanfleld at the gymnasium last Saturday night by a score of 17-16. Heppner couldn't hit 'the basket though they were able to bring the ball down into shooting territory with amazing regularity. The score at half-time stood 11-10 in Stan field's favor. During the second period the score was tied 14 to 14 and 16 to 16. Stanfleld made a free throw during the last few seconds of the game, winning 17-16. Class News Betty Doherty has been chosen by the Benzine Ring as the candi date to fill the vacancy left by the resignation of Phyllis Pollock. The seniors ordered their an nouncements this week. Tuesday was senior dress-up day and most of the seniors came dress ed in odd costumes. Boys were dressed as girls and girls aa boys. There were old women, men, cow boys, sailors, and soldiers repre sented. The seniors who neglected to dress up must present a skit of some sort before the next assembly. A very enjoyable and successful school dance, sponsored by the se niors, was given at the Elks hall last Friday evening. Students from Condon, Hermiston, lone, Lexing ton, Boardman, Umatilla, Hepp ner attended. Music was furnished by Bud's Jazz Gang. Pep Band at Tournament Heppner high school's pep band played during the basketball tour nament held in the gymnasium last Thursday, Friday and Saturday. This band is composed of twenty members chosen from the main school band. It takes a prominent part in all student body, as well as some town, activities. It lends col or to our football games, basket ball games, rallies, and other social functions. The following instru ments are played In the band: six clarinets, six trumpets, three trom bones, a sousaphone, an alto, a sax ophone, a base drum and a snare drum. DID YOU EVER Hear Ilene Kilkenny tell the chemistry class that a blast fur nace runs? See George Starr pull the door off a car? Know that Don Jones wrote poems? See Cliff Yarnel pass a car on the highway with his Ford? Smell "Pinky" Clarke's hair just after he has had a haircut? Hear Francis Nickerson tell the English class how romantic he is? Know who is decorating the as sembly seats with upturned thumbtacks? Know why Boyd Redding was unable to come to school the day after the night he went to lone with Anson Rugg? Well Worn Advice ' Well, well, and well, here I am, ladies and gentlemen and others. Now to resume my unsurpassed quantity of knowledge that may help some friend or foe In the past. Speaking of help, it is a good idea to help yourself rather than some one else, as the other person may die and then he would be unable to help you. Such things have happen ed and therefore it is readily agreed that the amount of time involved had been wasted. 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Don't forget to tune in next week. I'll be stringing for you. Adios. DEGREE OF HONOR NOTICE. Kate J. Young lodge, Degree of Honor Prot. Assn. meets Tuesday, March 13, at 8 o'clock In Odd Fel lows hall. All members are urged to be present. Clara Beamer, Secty. Scientists at U.O. Aid Students in Learning Eugene That simple little trick in reading, such as turning the head slightly to the left, or moving the page a few Inches to the right, may mean the difference for backward students between gaining an eduT cation or remaining "dumb" has been discovered at the University of Oregon by L. K. Shumaker, su pervisor of the English bureau, and Dr. H. R. Crossland, professor of psychology. The two educators found that In a group of 24 students segregated because of study difficulties 18 of them were "left-eyed," yet were right-handed, rather than the nor mal right-handed, right-eyed or left-handed, left-eyed. 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