PAGE FOUR HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, SEPT. 14, 1933. Registration Sept. 18 Opens 66th O.S.C. Year Corvallls Oregon State college, the oldest institution In the state system of higher education, will be gin its sixty-sixth year of instruc tion Monday, September 18, when the class of 1937 registers for Freshman week. Freshman week is held in ad vance of the starting of regular term, for which upperclassmen will register Saturday, September 23, in order that the administration and faculty of the college may be free to give undivided attention to the needs of the new students. It pro vides an opportunity for the fresh men to become oriented on the campus, to learn where different buildings and classrooms are, and to get acquainted with each other and with the faculty before the older students arrive. The chief value of this prepara tory week, however, in the opinion of Registrar E. B. Lemon, who or iginated the idea at Oregon State 11 years ago and has been in charge of the programs ever since, lies in the Instruction and information im parted to the beginning students by some of the most experienced members of the faculty in lectures during the week. Dr. U. G. Dubach, dean of men, in his lecture on "Comparative Values," during this week, for in stance, will take pains to give the students a general idea of the prop er relationship between the differ ent phases of college life. H. T. Vane, professor of secretarial sci ence, whose topic is "Budgeting," ha had years of experience in teaching students how to use their time and money to the best advan tage. Dr. F. W. Parr of the school of education, whose address is en titled "Study Hints," is the author of a syllabus on how to study which is in general demand, even by ex perienced students. Dr. Kate W". Jameson, dean of women, will talk on "College Spirit and Traditions;" Dr. F. A. Gilfillan of the school of pharmacy on "Student Activities," and Mr. Lemon on "College Pro cedure." Among other features of the week's program will be Freshman convocation Monday night; Psy chology and English placement tests Tuesday, as well as a convo cation Tuesday morning with stu dent body officers in charge, and the annual reception of Chancellor and Mrs. W. J. Kerr for the fresh men Tuesday night; convocation Wednesday with Dr. J. R. Jewell, dean of education, as speaker, and "Freshman Mix" Wednesday night; pledge convocation, Thursday night, an impressive ceremony when the freshmen pledge allegiance to their new alma mater; final registration Friday, with open house at the va rious churches Friday night; Fresh man week examinations and the first freshman class meeting Satur day morning. Saturday afternoon a double header football game be tween O. S. C. and Willamette and O. S. C and Southern Oregon Normal. IONE (Continued from First Page) son. Mrs. Swanson went home with them to spend a short time in the capitol city. Election of class officers for the coming year have been held by the high school classes. The freshmen elected Bert Mason, Jr., as presi dent, Maurice Feeley, vice-president, and Denward Bergevin as secretary-treasurer. Their advisor is Mr. Tucker. Sophomores elect ed Eugene Normoyle, president;' Irene Zinter, vice-president, Elaine Nelson, secretary, and Fred Hos kins, treasurer. Their class advis or is Mrs. Amy Sperry. The Jun iors evidently believe in woman's rule as all their officers are girls. Harriet Heliker is president, Eva Swanson, vice-president, Ellen Nel son, secretary, and Alice Patterson, treasurer. Their class advisor is Miss Goodall. The seniors elected Jane Collins as their president, Raymond Lundell as vice-president, Walter Bristow as secretary, and Theodore Thompson as treasurer. Their class advisor Is Mr. Tucker. The total enrollment of high school pupils has reached 57 to date. A bus from Gooseberry and an other from Morgan bring high school pupils from those districts. In the grades there are 106 pupils enrolled. There are 27 in the first and second grades, 25 in the third and fourth, 24 in the fifth and sixth, and 30 in the seventh and eighth. Pupils from four country districts are attending school in addition to the pupils in this district. On Monday evening the high school alumni had a farewell party for Miss Marguerite Mauzey at the home of Miss Eva Swanson. About twenty-six persons were present and the evening was spent in play ing game. Mr. and Mrs. S. Barnes of The Dalles were over-night guests at the home of Mr. and Mrs. H. O. Ely last Wednesday. LEXINGTON (Continued from First Page) and son Vivian, Homer Tucker and Boyd Copenhaver. Mrs. Maggie Doney of Portland came in on the stage Friday eve ning and is visiting at the Hynd ranch in Sand Hollow. Mrs. Doney is a sister of the Hynd brothers and of Miss Annie Hynd. Mr. and Mrs. Laurel Run, Miss Faye Luttrell and Vernon Mun Jters attended the state fair at 6a lcm last week. They were accom panied a far as Portland by Miss Edna Luttrell who went to take up her teaching work near there. Harry Duvall made a business trip to Rufug last week. Mrs. Kathryn Slocum ha gone to Grass Valley to visit her daugh ter, Mrs. Jess Bcardsley. Mr. and Mr. Walter Lyons of Portland are the guests of Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Bauman. Mr. Lyons la a sister of Mr. .Bauman. Mr. Roy Campbell ha returned from Heppner where she ha been under the rare of a physician Misses Faye and Leora Gentry of Portland spent last week at the W. R. Munkers home. Glenn Bain of Walla Walla spent the week end with Harold Beach who was his classmate while at Whitman college. On Sunday Har old took him to Pendleton where he took the stage to Walla Walla. They were accompanied to Pendle ton by Lawrence and Laurel Beach and George Scott Mrs. Laura Scott and son Vernon and Miss Opal Leach left Friday on a trip to Yellowstone National park. Bculah Nichols motored to Vale Wednesday, taking her sister, Irene Tucker, who will teach near there this year. Wilma Tucker accom panied them and will attend school there. Miss Grace Burchell has return ed from Hood River where sh ht been visiting with Miss Harriet tnompsen. Bill Barnhouse of Antnno Trioito at the S. G. McMillan home last week. Mr. and Mrs. Orlow Martin of Moro spent the week end with Lex ington relatives. Mr. and Mrs. Ed Wyman of Cul desac, Idaho, were visiors at the S. G. McMillan home last week. Mrs. Wyman and Mrs. McMillan are sisters. Miss Delpha Merritt, who is at tending high school in Arlington, spent the week end with her moth er, Mrs. Ted McMillan. Mrs. Alfred Caldera is a patient at tne rierren hospital in Heppner. Mr. and Mrs. Fred Matlock and family have returned from Mt Ad ams where they went to pick huc kleberries. Lexington grange will meet Sat urday night for its first meeting since July. Work is scheduled in the first and second degrees, with a social hour after the meeting. All members are urged to attend. Lexingon schools started this year on September 11 with an en rollment about the same size as last year. All the former grade teachers have returned. Mrs. La velle White has charge of the pri mary grades r Miss Eula McMillan third and fourth: a fifth and sixth, and Mrs. Lillian mrner, seventh and eighth. In the high school Supt James H. Williams has two new assist ants, Miss Freda Hammel and Laurel Beach. Miss Hammel teaches Enelish. and girls' athletics. Mr.' Beach win nave charge of social science, mathematics and boys' athletics. Supt Williams will direct the sci ence department The first football turnout was held Tuesday afternoon with eigh teen players in suits. Although the boys are small and light, Coach Beach says their pep and enthus iasm will go a long ways in carry ing them through. On Wednesday the girls' athletic association held is first meeting under the direction of Miss Ham mel, and elected the following offi cers: President, Doris Burchell; vice-president. Rosp ThnmimM, and secretary. Fern Luttrell. The lunowing managers were also elect ed: volleyball, Faye Luttrell; bas ketball, Erma Lane; baseball, Al berta Fulgham; field day, Mildred Hunt; miscellaneous, Alma Van Winkle: hikine. Edna Pnnoh- stunts, Edith Edwards. The point system will be used in awarding the girls' letters. On the following day the student body of Lexington high school met and elected its officers for the year. Faye Luttrell will be the new siuaent Dody president; Jack McMillan, vice - resident, rwio Burchell, secretary; Alma Van winKie, treasurer, and Bernice Martin, yell leader. A feature of this year's student body was the organization of a high school cooperative book store. This was established at the mip-crsstinn of Supt Williams who pointed out that the students could save them selves a large sum of money by handling their own books through a non-profit student organization. Over fifty dolalrs has already been turned directlv hack tn th students in the purchase of new texts at wholesale prices. The following directors will serve the district this year: Harry Schrie ver, chairman; Harry Dinges and u. A. Calmer. Miss Donna Bar nett la clerk. An all-day meeting of the Mor row Countv Wheat Production Pnn. trol association was held nt T.oarh hall Tuesday for the purpose of completing applications for allot- uieiiLs ior me iNorxn iieppner alS' trict. A large maioritv of th an, plications were comoleted inrl th rest will be within a short time, according to Geo. Peck, chairman of the local committee. Another meeting is to be held at the hall Friday to complete the applications oi larmers in uie Lexington dis trict. H. E. Albert, route scent nnH H. H. Smith, superintendent of the railway express agency, of Seattle, were business visitors at the local postoffice and express office Tues day afternoon. Mrs. Cora Steagall came over irom Spray Monday to attend the funeral of her grandson, Charles Thomas Steagall. She was accom panied by her son, Earl Steagall, and her two daughters, Irene Stea gall and Mrs. Lola Belle Breeding. iney were overnignt guests of Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur Steagall and re turned to Spray Tuesday. EQUALIZATION NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that on Tuesday, October 3, 1933, at 2 P. M., the Directors of the West Exten sion Irrigation District, acting as a Board of Equalization, will meet at the office of the District in Irrl gon, Oregon, to review and correct the annual assessment of said Dis trict to be levied on or before the first Tuesday in September, 1933. A. C. HOUGHTON, Secretary. $2 TRAVEL l'OLICV. He paid two dollars his mother received ten thousand at his death. Would your mother get one cent? Beatrice Thomson, Health and Ac cident Insurance. gJiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinniiiinimniiiittiiii At Heppner CHURCHES CHURCH OF CHRIST. JOEL R. BENTON, Minister. Bible School 9:45 a. m. Morning services 11 a. m. C. E. Society 6:30 p. m. Choir rehearsal, Wednesday" 7:30 p. m' iuiuwrc service, inursaay, p. m. What Satisfies? "The eye is not satisfied with see ing, nor the ear filled with hear ing." Ecc. 1-8. "And he shall snntph nn th rio-Vit hand and be hungry; and he shall eat on tne leit hand and they shall not be satisfied." Isaiah 9-20. "He that loveth silver shall not be satisfied with silver; nor he th,at loveth abundance with increase." Eccl. 5-10. "So two or three cities wandered unto one city to drink water, but they were not satisfied." Amos 4-8. "Hell and destruction are never full, so the eyes of men are never satisned." Proverbs 27-20. WHAT SATISFIES? Every ex perience of life proves beyond a doubt the certitude of the Scrip tures above quoted that real, last ing satisfaction for the upper or Spiritual nature of man is NOT found in material things. The world-wide restlessness of humanity, running to and fro, up and down, shows the disorder; the inward urge and seeking after something, something that -arm at last prove to be the final desidera tum, tne vaae mecum, the end of all seeking. But the world alone fails tO furnish las'tin? SJlHefsmtinn WHAT, THEN, SATISFIES? Lis ten: me unrest or the world is the unrest of the neglected inner man; the immortal soul of man, tired and hungry and weary and worn and lost, without God. And God alone, and His leading and Proa pnno will fully and finally SATISFY human ity- "For He satisfleth the longing soul, and filleth the hungry soul with goodness." Psalm 107-9. Find God and we shall find soul rest and soul peace. If you have not a Church home, we invite you to come and worship with us. For the coming Lord's Day the sermon topics are: For the morning service, "Resurrection Life." For the evening service, "What Satisfies?" METHODIST CHURCH. JOSEPH POPE, Pastor. Morning services: Sunday School 9:45. Public worship 11:00. Special music by the choir. Sermon, "The Liberating Na ture of Truth." Evening services: Epworth. League 6:45. Evangelistic service 7:45. Sermon, "What Will Happen Next?" We are always glad to welcome you at all the services of our cnurcn. 2 FAST SMOKERS GET BIG CROWDS (Continued from First Page) on the face promised to be even more sensational. Mike DeVito, champion of his weignt in camp Bull Prairie, who hails from Brooklyn, encountered Bud Gibson, 135-lb. Burns battler in tne opening three rounder. In the first round, Mike snapped back Gibson's head on numerous nr.ra. soins with vicious uppercuts. It was mine s round by a wide mar gin. In the second round the southpaw from Burns made a het. ter showing and managed to hold his own. Both fighters still had lots of pen and the crowd for the second time that evening was wildly excuea. in the last round DeVito hit with terrific force and drew blood from his opponent The: crowd was yelling for a knockout, but the Burns boy took It all and came back for more. The Tinli Prairie boy received a big hand wnen ne was announced the win ner. "Smoky" Thomas, 140-lb. grap pler from San Francisco, met Tony -ironsides" .tjitell 143-Ib. repre sentative from Camn Bull PraiHe Tony, a possessor of prodigious sirengtn, weakened Smoky by pick ing him up and tossing him heavily time after time. At one Htao-o ti. telli managed, to have Thomas in a punisning armiock, and just failed to pin the wily Frisco lad. The dark haired eraDDler was not tn ho denied and finally pinned Smoky after 5 minutes and 8 seconds of wrestline. Once more the rmwH'. favorite came through with a vic tory. In the final fight of the evening Bill Perillo, K. O. artist from Camp Bull Prairie, fought Ken Depew, 150-lb. boxer from Ukiah. The fight stirred up the crowd, and for th third successive time a C. C. C. boy was tne victor. The heavy-hitting Perillo sent Depew to the canvas twice, once late in the first round and repeated in the second round The officials were Art Blbby, box ing rereree; Gay Anderson, George Mabee and Clarence Bn Judges; Harvey Bauman, wrestling reieree, ana w. Tamblyn, time keeper. Seed of New Grans Harvested Oreeon Citv .Tnhnunn hrnthoro Canby dairymen, harvested 200 pounds or Meadaw Fortall grass seed rrom two acres of wet land this year, accordinz to a renort made to J. J. Inskeep, county ag ent. Meadow foxtail, a highly pal atable pasture grass, Is a new grass on the west coast, and this In the first seed to be produced commer cially in the northwest, so far us mere is any record, Mr. Inskeep says. CARD OF THANKS. To all who so kindly assisted in bringing about our happy reunion, we extend our sincere and heartfelt thanks. Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Troedson and France. CODY DODSON WINS ON BLACK DIAMOND (Continued from First Page) Emerging with the fastest time in the pony express Friday, Swaggart got off to a bad start Saturday but passed the field to get off in the lead on the second lap and main tained it to the finish. Both the express and relay races were hotly contested with six entries in each at the start Swaggart's time for the two-days express of 4:45 was seconded closely by R. L. Baze in 4:47, with Add Moore taking third in 5:53. In the relay Swaggart hung up the time of 7:11 V, to edern nut Ken neth Depew with 7:18 and Bert tsaze witn v:ai. Girls Have Part. A bit of color was added to the show this year by special races for the cowgirls and participation of women iockeva in the feature rappa While mounted on some of the tastest horseflesh in the lists, Delia Shrlver of California showed she could hold her own with any of the boy jockeys In the feature races. She copped the girls' pony ex press race in the total time of 2:55, with Maude Barnett on the Frank Swaggart horses second in 4 flat, and Florence Dosser on the Phil brick and Anderton horses third in 4:29. She also placed first in the cowgirl race with Norma Drayer second. On Friday Miss Shriver placed second in the free-for-all, being edged out by Pete Gilliland, but on Saturdav she ran. five nr siv lengths ahead of the field In this eveni witn fete trailing tor second place. Climaxine her race nerfnrmnnne as well as that of the fast string of Shriver ponies, Delia rode to victory in the spectacular three-quarter-mile dertav nn Saturdav with Bert Baze placing second and Arden Gilliland third. Kenneth Depew copped the half mile saddle horse race Friday with Eddie O'Brien taking second' in a laree field of entries rn Satm-dav Bill Huddleston blew In from Ukiah to take first In the event, with sec ond split between Frank Swaggart ana ivennetn Depew. The boys' pony race was taken by the John McMann and Frank Swaggart horses, first and second, Friday, with another Frank Swag art horse winning, and a Harry uwens horse placing second Satur day. In the quarter-mile cowboy race atuDDy jonnson took first and Lloyd Depew second, Friday, with Ken neth Depew and W. N. Huddleston placing first and second Saturday. A feature race Fridav waa the two-year-old race in which Bert caze piacea nrst and Frank Swag gart second. Winding up the program each day was the .closely run Roman race, with Gerald Swaggart first ana it. u. Baze second, Friday; and it. u. naze first, and Johnny Eu bank second. Saturdav. JNOtninfif hilt Ht sfnntlnn hno Koa. heard regarding the decisions of me arena judges, stubby Johnson of Pendleton, Dean Dudley of Athena, and- Clarence Porter of Long Creek. John Carter of Long Creek, Dudley and Percy Hughes of Umapine assisted in starting the races. From the north as far as British Columbia, from the south far into California, from the east Intn Mon tana, came the performers, the list or which includes: Mack White Tommy Woods Andrew Philbrick Scott Furlong Tommy Philbrick Florence Dosser Gerald Swaggart Frank Swaggart John Watkins Merle Swaggart Harold Wallace Nick Melinchuk Paul Baker Marion Wallace Eldon Michael Rolie Hayes Pat Fisk Leonard Carter Bud Walton Bob Tonack Art Mann Doc Watson Ted Fisher Joe Kenny Phil Bosley Sammy Carter Stub Johnson Tony Vey Ivan Applegate John Zumstein R. L. Baze Buz Gibson Frank Almack Buck Rose Cody Dodaon Buster Tippet Glen Rutherford Raymond Dodson Jack Hartman Bert Baze Tom Healy Melvin Raze -. . nnuu iuii jacit uauon E. .1 Ttirl Kenneth Depew Johnnie Drayer Willie Simpson Bill Elk Pete Gilliland Arden Gilliland Max Gilliland Tomple Scoggln Bud May Jack McMann Harry Dick Wilkin Williams Archie Coby Homer Hager Bud Colvin Eddie Sheridan Les Sanburn Joe DeMello Nick Knight Joe Allen Oral Zumwalt Add Moore A. G. Shriver Delia Shriver Floyd Peters Maude Barnett Johnny Barnett Eddie O'Brien R. W Bailey V. Hunt Emery Moore Herb Owens Pat Owens Harry Owens Ray Reyner Jos. v. Pedro Rnh TTlpthpf Tf Lloyd Depew To Herb French, arena rii renfnr ana u. A. Wilson and Henry Aiken vice presidents. eoea the, nrennn. derance of credit for the fine stag ing or this year's show. FOREST FACTS Fatal Fire The great Tillamook county fire or law was singularly free of hu man fatalities, only one so far as known. Other great flres were more destructive of human life. The Feshtigo (Wis.) fire of 1871 took 1,500 lives, the Hinckley (Minn.) fire of 1894 took 418 lives, the Cloquet (Minn.) fire of 1918 had a toll of 400 persons, the Yacolt or iewis river fire of 1902 snuffed out 18 lives. Great Fire The destructive Tillamook countv nre or ii66 covered far more acre age than any fire In Oregon since me days of organized forest pro tection. Oregon's mountains, how ever, show evidence of even great er fires. The Yaquina fire of 1846 covered about 450.000 acres: the Nestucca fire of 1853, also on the Coast range, about 320,000; the SU verton fire of 1865 about 1,000,000 acres; the Coos Bay fire of 1868 about 3,000,000 acres. The 1902 flres on the Cascade range on both sides of the Columbia river swept about 600,000 acres, mostly In the Lewis river watershed. Flxh FUnted To Whet tho Internal of nnnrtji. men, 65,000 trout were recently planted in Inkna and rraeka nf tho Colville national forest, Washing ton. The spawn of the eastern brook trout came from Missouri, the Rainbow spawn from Iowa and the black-spotted spawn from Yel lowstone park. Shade Saves Snow How a forest cover retards the melting of snow in Douglas fir woods was observed at the Wind river (Washington) branch of the federal forest experiment station this spring. In open cut-over land the snow had melted by April 20; in partly cut-over land some of it lasted until May 1, while In virgin woods it was not gone until May 12. No Wonder They Gain Weight Figures prepared by the War De partment for Robert Fechner, Di rector of Emergency Conservation work, show that the C. C. C. boys put away 1,042 carloads of bacon, beef, coffee and other food stuffs every thirty days. Each month this group of forest workers consume 1,125,000 pounds of bacon, 5,625,000 pounds of beef, 9,000,000 eggs, 5 625,000 pounds of potatoes; 2,250,000 pounds of pork, 6,750,000 pounds of nour, 1,125,000 pounds of coffee, 2,. 812,500 pounds of sugar and 1,125, 000 pounds of onions. Army stat isticians spent a few moments re cently checking up on the number of hogs, steers, chickens, and acres of land it would take to produce the food needed to keep the Civil ian Conservation Corps on rations for a single month. Their figures aisciosea tnat It would require 281 250 chickens, 186,000 hogs, and 9,- sto steers to furnish the beef, ba con, lard and eggs needed over a thirty-day period. PARADE FLASHES SPIRIT OF RODEO (Continued from First Page) purple and gold, atop of which rode "Brownie," pet dog of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Shively, the lion for the oc casion. Brownie took French leave before the parade was over, giving the crowd a laugh. Cash prizes of $25, $15 and $10 were given for the floats. Beatrice Thomson won the $10 first prize for the best decorated auto; Dee Cox won Ferguson Motor company's $3 prize for the oldest man riding In the parade, and Mrs. Add Moore won Bert Kane's $3 prize for the oldest woman riding in parade. Beulah Eskelson claimed Pen nes $5 prize for the best cos tumed cowgirl, and B. W. Baker won Wilson's prize of a like amount for the best costumed cowboy. Little Betty Happold and Guy Moore, dressed as pioneer man and woman, with cart and pony, claim ed Ralph Jackson's $5 prize for the best comedy offering, with the Boy Scouts doing their camp chores in a big cook wagon taking Pat Mol lahan's $2.50 second prize. For the twins looking most alike, riding in parade, the little Misses Margaret and Juanita Hale took Chas. H. Latourell's first prize of $3, and Gerald and Delbert Vinton won the Tum-A-Lum $2 second prize. Both sets of twins are from the Lena district Parade judges were taken from among the Rodeo officials, being Stubby Johnson, Pendleton; Clar ence Porter, Long Creek; John Carter, Long Creek, and Dean Dud ley, Athena. Trade and Employment v EXCHANGE (Printed without charge. Dis continued on notice.) To trade Cows and hay track and carrier for Van Brunt grain drills. Leo Gorger, Lexington. One 3-bottom, 14-ln. gang to trade for rye or wheat. W. P. Hill, Box 526, Heppner. To Trade 5 head good mules for good horses; aslo saddle mare for work horse. Troy Bogard, Hepp ner, fone 6F12. To Trade Horse for wheat or wooa. wm. Kummerland, Lexing ton. Will trade for boy's saddle pony. a. v . MajesKe, Lexington. For trade Dairy cattle for sheep, wneai or parley, rtoy Weill, Echo Two fresh heifers with calves to trade for hogs or sheep. John G Parker, fone 17F3. To trade Fresh milk cow. Max Schulz, Heppner. To trade -Pint and quart bottles; also three 100-gal, barrels. Max O.U..11 T T ocnuitz, neppner. SPECIAL 2 tube Tooth Parte in. One 60o bottle Antiseptlo 1 tabes Shaving Cream One 50o bottle AntUeptio 1 tabe Tooth Paste 1 tube Shaving Cream r One 50o bottle Antiseptlo "" Quality of the finest? Of course IT'S WATKINS PRODUCTS J. C. HARDING, Watkln Dealer Are YOU one of those men who will leave to your family ONLY A HORSE SHOE? " New York Life Counselor MRS. ANNA Q. THOMSON Office in Mahrt's Electric Shop immmttttntmmttm IONE CASH . MARKET Fresh and Cured MEATS Butterfat Turkey, Chicken bought for SWIFT A CO. Phone u for market price at all times. Phone 88 IONE, ORE. lllll)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIllllllliUtWm 7,e FAM0D.Y J0HNJ0SCPH 6AINE5(M.D RADIO ABUSES It is with the utmost disgust that I see the most wonderful discov ery of our age, turned over to ped dlerism and the howling dervishes of medical quackery. No hour of day or night Is immune, and it is only rarely that we get a program that is not frescoed with ballyhoo of one sort or another. Sometimes I find myself fairly tolerant and I listen in at the mob of bunc - slingers - for - pay. One bawls "It is now given up that bad breath is caused by germs in every instance." With that lie out of his system, he proceeds to tell anoth erthat his stuff will kill them easier, quicker, more thoroughly than any ordinary germ extermin ator. People listen and perhaps hurry to the drug store to buy the nostrum. I wonder. . , . I heard a hawker talking about the prostate gland, the other night, With a solemn, clerical voice, spec ially selected for the purpose, he urged the simple-hearted old fel lows to believe they've got diseased prostates and rush right in for treatment. . . . Take his word for it. The only guy on top o' dirt that is master of this important gland The only fellow capable really ca pable of doing good work all oth ers are wrong mistaken danger ous to fool with! Don't trust your family physician get your advice over radio the genuine kind. Dab ble around take your prostate to the ballyhoo works! Well ... I can't help what you do with your prostate but I know what I'm NOT going to do While they are at it, I wish con gress or some power that is ef fective, would clean up this radio carnival of blacksheep beggars. I wouldn't complain if it were en durable. For Sale Standard make piano near Heppner. Will sacrifice for unpaid balance. A snap. Easy terms. Write Tallman Piano Store, Salem, Ore. - 24-26. Headquarters for MONARCH Canned Foods HUSTON'S GROCERY Sssr Check Up on Your Printing Needs NOW! Paper Prices Going Up! Orders filled from present stocks giv en advantage of re cent low prices Heppner Gazette Times GOOD PRINTING Technical Forestry Tests Announced for This Fall ' Civil service examinations for both junior forester and junior range examiner In the U. S. for est service are to be held this fall, according to announcement just re ceived by the regional forester at Portland. Applications for these examina tions must be on file with the U. S. civil service commission at Wash ington, D. C, not later than Sep tember 26, 1933. Applicants will be notified of the exact date of the ex aminations. These civil service examinations are to secure men to fill vacancies which may occur on any of the na tional forests as well as for forestry work on Indian reservations, and are usually tried by a large number of students at the thirty-five for estry schools of the United States. It is from these eligible lists that the technical staff of the forest ser vice is recruited, as well as forest ers for the U. S. Indian service. These men do subordinate work In forest management, range manage ment, forest research, planting and nursery work, ranger district ad ministration, and allied lines. The entrance salary for each of these positions is $2,000 per year less a deduction not to exceed 15 for the fiscal year 1934, and the age limit is 21 to 34 years. A col lege education In foresty, or Its equivalent In education and prac tical experience, is a requirement for admission to the examinations. Intending applicants should se cure application form from local civil service secretary or from the U. S. civil service district manager, Federal Office building, Seattle. NOTICE. No trespassing or hunting will be permitted on Dee Cox and D. O. Justus land in Morrow county. Anyone found trespassing or hunt ing on. this land will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. DEE COX. D. O. JUSTUS. rhosphate Doubles Alfalfa Yield Gold Beach A small plot of al falfa treated with treble phosphate practically doublel its yield on the farm of Z. J. Crockett, Pistol river. The phosphae was obtained thru the county agent's office. Today, more than ever, we must read.