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HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOV. 6, 1930.
BOARDMAN
If the costumes shown at the
Hard Times dance were any evi
dence of economic conditions, then
Republican prosperity was indeed a
fantasy for there were "rags and tat
ters of all colors and descriptions.
Prizes were awarded to Mrs. B. 3.
Lewis, gowned in a creation of bur
lap, and Z. J. Gillespie, the epitome
of poverty from the newspaper col
lar and rope "galluses" to the much
ly patched overalls. The dance was
given by the Home Economics club,
and music was furnished by the lo
cal orchestra composed of Mrs.
Lowell Spagle, Messrs. Packard,
Orla Brown and Nate Macomber.
Supper was served at midnight Mr.
and Mrs. Frank Cramer created a
sensation by stepping out in fantas
tic costume and the former delight
ed the audience by his jigging. Age
rests lightly on this estimable cou
ple who appear no older than they
did 10 and 12 years ago, although
Mr. Cramer has reached his allotted
three score years and ten.
Lee Holboke made a trip to Hepp
ner Friday.
Miss Nellie Dillon came home
from Portland for the week end.
She is a student at the Behnke-
Walker Business college where she
is taking a secretarial course.
The Meads spent the week end
at The Dalles.
Opple Waggoner was a visitor on
the project Sunday. He has been
at Condon for several years.
Election for director for this irri
gation district will be held Novem
ber 11. Leslie Packard is the pre
sent incumbent Ed Sauders and
D. W. Miller have been mentioned
as other candidates.
Elmer Westerfelt stopped off
Monday for a few hours en route to
Portland from Twin Falls, Idaho
Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Nottingham
end Mr. and Mrs. Lee Harmon of
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A COLUMN OF FUN AND FACTS
(Edited by Dean T. Goodman from
his private sanctum down at the Hepp
ner Garage.)
HOWDY FOLKS The man who
invented work, sure invented a lot
of it At least that's how it seems
when we start making up this ad.
However there is one part that
comes easy and that is the part
where we shout the praises, of our
washing and greasing department
Lecturer says marriage is a
wonderful institution. Yeah, no
family should be without one.
THE ORIGINAL BED-TIME
STORY
I had to sit up with a sick friend.
PAUL GEMMELL SAYS THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
STORAGE BATTERY AND A
SCOTCHMAN IS THAT YOU CAN
OVERCHARGE A STORAGE BAT
TERY. If his lower jaw sags when he
listens, he is going to believe what
the lecturer says.
Many new people have come to
believe what we have said about our
GOODYEAR TIRES. All of which
proves two things. It pays to sell
good goods and it pays to advertise.
BE THAT AS IT MAY, THE BIG
GEST THRILL IN THE FOOT
BALL GAME IS WHEN YOU TRY
TO GET YOUR CAR OUT OF THE
PARKING PLACE AFTER THE
GAME.
Many a man who is rich In
experience can not change a
dollar bill.
Don't learn which is the best tire
from experience. Profit by the ex
perience of others and get a set of
GOOD YEARS.
Britons fear that the American
talkies will ruin their national accent
I sye, that would be a bloomin'
shyme, wot?
Marriage is the banana skin
on the doorstep of romance.
Van Marter says an optimist is
a man who doesn't order any meat
sent up to his house on the day he
goes fishing.
THE REGULAR USE OF GOOD
YEAR TIRES WILL ALSO MAKE
AN OPTIMIST OF YOU.
DIPPY DIALOGUE.
"Mom," said Junior (brushing up
on his arithmetic), " if you had one
dollar and dad gave you Ave more,
what would you have?"
"I'd have hysteria," was the ans
wer.
Some of these radio programs
cause us to fear that we must have
lost our ear for music.
Now they're making hootch con
tulners In the form of books. No
doubt some of the boys will become
very stewdlous.
What's In a name? One of the
first towns you enter after crossing
the international Boundary into
Canada la named White Rock.
Gotta go now. See you later.
Vaughn & Goodman
(HEPPVSB OABAOB)
"Whin Quality and Barrio KMt"
Portland were week-end guests ..f
Mrs. Lottie Attebury at the Price
ranch.
This was a week of many festiv
ities. One of the most enjoyable
parties was that given by Rachel
and Deibert Johnson with four ta
bles of "Bug." At the close of an
exciting game it was found that
Carol Kennedy and Katharine
Brown held the high scores and
Mrs. Kennedy and Ray Barlow low.
Present were the Misses Brown.
McMahon, Shellenberger, Mildred
Messenger, Doris Healey, Hattie
Schultz, Mrs. Kennedy, the hostess,
and Messrs. Barlow, Klitz, Hector
and Carl Wicklander, L. Brown,
and Stanley Falk, friend of Dei
bert's and a cousin of Miss Alice
Falk, popular teacher here for four
years.
Frank Kunze and Edward Skoubo
were hosts at a birthday party on
Saturday afternoon. Twenty boys
and girls were present and had a
merry time with outdoor games, as
it was a gorgeous Indian summer
day. Afterwards the group had a
fine feast by the light of Jack-o-Lanterns.
Pete Slevin, sheep man on the
west end, got tangled up with a
fractious ram recently, much to the
discomfiture of Mr. Slevin. He re
ceived a badly bruised leg which
has been quite painful.
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Havens who
had a cabin at the Oasis service
station during the hunting season,
left for Portland when the season
closed. The Havens are from New
York. They are old friends of the
Falers and come up annually for
the pheasant season.
Milton Shane and family of Wil
low creek were guests Sunday at
the home of Mrs. Marie Shane. '
The Johnsons were Pendleton vis
itors Tuesday. The Hadleys were
also in Pendleton that day. On Sat
urday the Marschats and Miss
Shellenberger and Miss McMahon
and Mrs. Titus shopped in Pendle
ton. Remember the date, November 7,
when Dr. Daniel V. Poling will be
here in the evening to show us how
to do community singing. We have
the voices here but when group
singing has been attempted we al
ways have various tempos, wi h
part of the audience several meas
ures ahead and the others vainly
trying to catch up. Dr. Poling will
also teach some community games.
Sid McReynolds and wife stopped
Saturday for a short time at the
Macomber home on their way to
Walla Walla where they went to
attend funeral services of Mrs. Mc
Reynold's sister.
Mr. and Mrs. Guy Barlow were
hosts Wednesday evening at a de
lightful Halloween party. The
house was appropriately decorated.
After a game of "500" with honors
going to the Hereims and Fortiers,
several games were played and la
ter lunch was served. Place cards,
favors and fortunes were all carried
out in the orange and black color
scheme. The guest list included the
Fortiers, Kennedys, Coats, Meads,
Macombers, Hereims, Dillaboughs,
Ray Browns, Ray Barlow, Rachel
Johnson and the hosts.
Mrs. J. A. Marlow and son Roy
of Pendleton were Sunday guests
at the Ransier home. The Ransiers
have had a number of improve
ments made at their home. New
floors have been laid and they
have purchased new furnishings
throughout .
Another of the many pleasant
parties given during Hallowe'en
week was that at the Rands home
on Tuesday evening. There were
three tables of "500" with honors
going to the Meads and Densons.
Other guests were Marschats,
Browns, and Dillaboughs. Refresh
ments were served by the hostess.
On Thursday evening the younger
set had a fine time at a Hallowe'en
party at the Wicklander home
when they gathered as a farewell
for Lena and Dave Rose who leave
shortly for Irrigon to make their
home. Games were played and
dancing was enjoyed, followed by
a lunch.
The Blaydens assisted in caring
for Tom's camp during the week
end while the Hendricks attended
the stock show in Portland.
Only a few attended the meeting
at the school last Tuesday, when
two speakers were sent here by
the grange to explain the various
measures voted on this week. It
was not due to a lack of interest
but a great many men were work
ing the baler or the road, and many
of the farmers were busy getting
things ready for turkey picking.
Politics has been the chief source
of conversation of late and some
strange things have happened, as
for example Jack Gorham, a dyed-in-the-wool
democrat, supporting
Julius Meier. A number of other
similar party deflections have been
noted. The Heppner candidates
were abroad of late and campaign
ing in this end of the county. Geo.
N. Peck, candidate for commissio i-
er, and F. W. Turner, candidate for
assessor, were here on Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Turner of
Condon stopped for a visit at the
Wilson home. They had been to
Sparta, Ore., and were on their way
home. Mrs. Henry Graves of Spar
ta accompanied them and spent a
few days visiting at the Ward
Graves and Wilson homes.
A posthumous Carnegie medal
was awarded to Miss Eva Stange of
Longview, who lost her life a year
ago in the Columbia at Alderdale
when attempting to save the ion
of I. R. Robison of lone, when they
were swimming in the river.
Ves and Ben Attebury had a nar
row escape Thursday evening as
they were returning from Condon.
A car driven by A. K. Jakobsen,
auto salesman of Portland, struck
the Ford in the rear, wrecking it,
and turning the other car over. The
driver was decidedly under the in
fluence of liquor so the fact that
he was pinned under the car harm
ed him only to the extent of break
ing his hand. When the Atteburys
went back to Arlington to get the
WE WANT YOUR
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Market prices paid for livestock,
eggs poultry, cream.
lone Cash Market
Dealers in Fresh and Cured Meats
Phone 32 IONE, OREGON
Potatoes
Oregon Netted Gems
$1.50 A SACK
Delivered
Leave orders at lone Coffee Shop
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officers, Mr. Jakobsen and wife hur
ried on in their badly wrecked car
and were apprehended near Her
miston and taken to jail at Pendle
ton. The trial was held Friday at
Arlington and the defendant appeal
ed the case. This is another ex
ample of what we may expect daily
if the ban on booze is eliminated
entirely. There is undoubtedly
room for improvement in enforcing
the laws but with a government
controlled station in every town
and thousands of "weak willed sis
ters" now wouldn't it be chaos and
the highways more hazardous than
at present We are all indeed
thankful that the Attebury broth
ers were not hurt
A clever Panhandler pulled a new
line on H. E. Waite, the local sta
tion agent, that so amused him he
gave the hobo a quarter. "Will you
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CIRCLE TRIP
One way via Salt
Lake City; the other
via Portland and S$
San Francisco. Fine
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MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW
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Cheater Darbee, Agent,
Heppner. Oregon
More Milk
An extra inch of milk in the pail means extra dollars
to you, over and above your feed bill.
Nearly every cow owner gets that increase with Cow
Chow and Bulky-Las.
It costs about a dollar a month more to feed Checker
board Chows, but that difference is"more than made up
in the first week. The rest of the month you get your
extra milk for nothing. Feed out of the Checkerboard
bag and you will get more milk.
Heppner Trading Co.
Phone 1482
Soon Be Time to
Fatten Your Turkeys
PURINA
CHOWS
fed with your home
grain, will give you
A-One birds to mar
ket. We have the right
feeds for your tur
keys. HEPPNER
TRADING CO.
Phone 1482
feed an old engineer that went out
on strike at La Grande In 1894?"
Whether he had been on strike
since that time he did not say.
McKinley Huntington, field man
for the Oregon Turkey Growers as
sociation, gave a demonstration Tu
esday afternoon at the school gym
nasium, of killing and picking tur
keys. Many persons have made a
fine first grade bird a second by
improper sticking.
Chas. Barlow and family of Hepp
ner spent Sunday here at the home
of his parents.
The second meeting of the re
cently organized"Helomala" Bridge
club was held at the home of Mrs.
Royal Rands. High honors were
won by Mrs. Ray Brown.
Mrs. Leo Root spent Wednesday
at the Marvin Root home at Her
miston. Melvola Root is still quite
ill following an operation for ulcers
of the stomach.
Mr. and Mrs. Albert Macomber
of Condon were down Sunday.
Mr. and Mrs. Shelby Graves and
Mr. and Mrs. John Graves were
Sunday guests at the Ward Graves
home. Mrs. Henry Graves accom
panied the Shelby Graves family
home for a few days visit
Joe: "How were your grades last
quarter?"
College: "Jules Verne."
Joe: "How's that?"
College: "Twenty thousand lea
gues under the C."
"What was your last occupation?"
"An umbrella mender in the middle-west
this summer."
GLASSES
SPECTACLES
Why patronize a
traveling optician
when you can be
fitted by a local
optician who is in
Heppner 365 days
of each year.
Eledion's Over
But Autumn's chill f orbodes cold winter
days ahead. An overcoat comes in han
dy any day now, and it won't be long
till it's a necessity.
That's why we say to come in now and
look over our stock while it's complete.
You'll find the styles snappy, and ma
terials the best
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ices this dignity is carried out in every sense of the word. Years
of experience in the mortuarial field enables us to know and give
the utmost towards perfect service. Nothing is left undone by us
that will tend to aid the bereaved in this time of need.
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Day and Night Phone 1333
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Heppner, Oregon
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You never know when Landlord Fire may
put you out. It may be months before the
house is again ready for use.
In such an emergency, Rent Insurance
provides mimediate funds for a temporary
home. Ask us, without obligation, haw lit
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Your Turkeys
Get them to market quickly,
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Worth Thinking
About
There are many ways to be thrifty
besides merely saving the pennies, al
though we'll admit they are worth
saving. Here are a few of them:
Save the moments they are
worth something to you if used prop
erly. Be careful of your health it
may save you money for doctor's
bills. Store wisdom away in your
mind where it will be valuable to
you. In fact, keep sound mentally
and physically. We can safeguard
your funds the rest is up to you.
FM National Bank
HEPPNER, OREGON