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HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, OCT. 23, 1930,
BOARDMAN j
Andy Anderson of the Columbia
Creamery company of Portland was
a visitor on the project last week.
He has a great many customers
here.
The Roots were called to Pendle
ton Wednesday because of the ser
ious illness of their niece, Melvola
Root, who was forced to undergo
a midnight operation at the hospital
for gastric ulcer that had broken.
Mrs. Nate Macomber was in charge
of the postofnce for that day. The
Roots went up again Sunday.
A baby was born Monday evening.
October 9, to Mr. and Mrs. Martin
Anderson. Mrs. Anderson Is a
daughter of Julian Darr who farms
the Mulkey place. Mr. Anderson
who is working in Idaho was here
for a few days. Mrs. A. A. Agee is
caring for the new baby and the
mother.
The Olsons have an apple tree of
the Early June variety that appar
ently was mistaken in the season
for it bloomed and is now bearing
the second crop of apples this sea
son.
Nate Macomber and E. T. Messen
ger made another trip to the moun
tains in an effort to seek and slay
the elusive deer.
Mr. and Mrs. L. E. Marschat mo
tored to Salem for the week end,
leaving Thursday. Mr. Marschat at
tended the meeting of state high
school principals at Salem and Mrs.
Marschat visited at the Calkins
home in Jefferson, and at the S. H.
Boardman home in Salem.
Jim Montague and family of Wil
low creek were visitros at the Rob
ert Wilson home on Sunday.
Mrs. Shane took Wanda to the
doctor at Arlington Saturday. Wan
da broke her right arm a week ago.
C. W. Smith, county agent, took
the stock judging team to Pendleton
Saturday where they judged several
classes of cows and sheep at the
state hospital. The team, made up
by Clayton Shane, George Graves
and Delbert Machan, will leave Sun
day for the Pacific International at
Portland where they will represent
Morrow county in stock judging.
The boys will return Tuesday.
The Falers entertained at a lovely
dinner on Sunday, having Ingaard
Skoubo and family and R. Wasmer
as guests.
Miss Iris Schafer has gone to
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friends.
T. P. Rutherford had a car load
of coal shipped on Monday which
he sold to local farmers.
The Home Economics club will
give another "500" party on Satur
day night at the home of Mr. and
Mrs. Wilkins.
Kennedys motored to Weston Sun
day and visited at the home of Mr.
Kennedy's parents.
Mr. Slanger who lives on the
Calkins place has been ill for some
time and on Sunday a number of
friends went to the Slanger home
and leveled a piece of land for him.
The Slangers came from the Tilla
mook section last year for the ben
efit of Mr. Slanger's health.
The Home Economics club met
Wednesday with Mrs! L. V. Root
Some business was transacted af
ter the excellent lunch.
Paul Hatch was up from Port
land for a few days last week.
Mr. and Mrs. D. S. Barlow were
visitors from their home over Hepp
ner way on Monday. They were
guests at the J. P. Barlow home.
Mrs. J. T. Healey and daughter
Doris are here from Portland. Mrs.
Healey is convalescing from a long
illness, and has been in Portland
for several weeks.
F. F. Klitz came home Saturday
after an absence of several months.
C. G. Blayden attended the picnic
at Lexington Saturday and not only
met many old friends but had an
opportunity to do some campaign
ing on his own behalf. He is run
ning for county commissioner on
the Democratic ticket, and will
doubtless carry the majority of vot
es from this part of the county, but
whether he will be outnumbered at
the other end of the county or not
is a question. This part of the
county feels that it is entitled to a
representative; 'twould make for
better feeling and understanding.
Mrs. L. E. Marschat was the hon
or guest at a lovely party on Tues
day, October 14, at the home of
Mrs. J. R. Johnson. Fifty-four lad
ies were present and spent a most
delightful afternoon. Several mus
ical selections were given, a dainty
lunch was served, with a color
scheme of pink and white predom
inating in both lunch and decora
tions.
The Home Economics club is
planning a Hallowe'en dance to- be
given a week from Saturday night.
Mrs. Edmunds and daughter stop
ped in Boardman for a short time
on Monday. The Edmunds family
lived on the project years ago.
Delbert Johnson was home Sun
day. He brought his foreman, H.
R. Wright home with him for a day.
Mrs. O. B. Olson made a business
trip to Portland last week end
Mrs. George Spring of Portland
visited at the Faler home last week
coming up Tuesday and going back
Thursday.
CLIPPED COMMENT.
A COLUMN OF FUN AND FACTS
(Edited by Dean T. Goodman from
his private sanctum down at the Hepp
ner Garage.)
October 23, 1930.
HOWDY FOLKS a Heppner man
whose wife is decidedly fair-haired,
calls her his big blonded indebted
ness. .
OUR IDEA OF A PAINFUL FALL
IS WHEN ONE LOSES HIS BAL
ANCE AT THE BANK. AND IT
HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF 'EM.
And then there was the Boston
burglar who was so highbrow he
called his jimmy "James."
But he was' pinched by the
college bred cop who called his
billy "William."
Charlie Vaughn's idea of the
height of agony is a Mexican jump
ing bean suffering with inflamatory
rheumatism.
AND THE RIGHT IDEA OF A
GOOD TIRE IS NOTHING MORE
NO LESS THAN GOODYEAR.
DIPPY DIALOGUE
"If a farmer has 14,000 pecks of
potatoes and he sells them for 20
cents a peck, what will he get, Tom
my?" "A set of golf clubs, a radio, and
a town car."
Mechanic: How are those fpnd
era I put on your car?
Motorist: Dunno. My wife hasn't
tried 'em on the garage door yet.
Oregon gasoline tax total for
1929 was $4,447,058.
Oregon tourist registration fig
ures for 1929 disclosed the fact that
61,104 of the 103,008 non-resident
cars registered in Oregon were from
California, while 18,551 were from
Washington. July was the peak
month, with 23,003 registrations.
Last year showed a 14 per cent In
crease in tourist travel.
Hattie Pathfinder sez, "Next to
making a small boy wash his ears,
nothing Is harder than to persuade
a grown man to put on a dress
suit"
When she got married she
thought her ship had come In
but all she got was a raft of
kids.
AND WHEN SHE GOT A SET OF
OUR GOODTEAR TIRES SHE
KNEW THAT HER LUCK HAD
CHANGED.
Doc McMurdo asked a lady pa
tient If there had been any insanity
In her family.
"None," wag the reply, "except
when my husband thinks he is the
head of the house."
Send us In a few hot ones. We're
klndu runnln' out of ammunition.
Vaughn & Goodman
(XEFFHXB OABAOE)
"Where Quality and BerrlM Meet"
FOOTBALL GAME POSTPONED.
The football game scheduled to be
played tomorrow afternoon between
Arlington and Heppner high schools
on the local field has been postpon
ed till later in the season, according
to W. R. Poulson, superintendent
The postponement is made in def
erence to the memory of Elmer
Hake, a recent member of the local
team, whose funeral is being held
this afternoon.
Prudence Pays
A woman 100 years of age at
Lynn, Mass., says of herself, "I
never was very strong, so I never
wore myself out" Many of life's
compensations can be self-applied.
Sioux City Tribune.
He Won
An AlAsknn traveled 2 000 miles
by dog sled and airplane to And a
aenust out. Ana proDamy narDorea
a sneamng nope an tne time ne
would find him out Lynchburg
News.
Shake Out Unnecessary Tax Eaters
Many legislators know what is
needed to bring about economy and
good business in government They
know that some offices should be
abolished because there is no long
er any need for them ; that with im
proved transportation and commun
ication facilities one official could
do the work that formerly required
six; but when it comes to doing
away with waste and extravagance
they are not equal to the task.
Indianapolis News.
Time of Heavy Casualties
Now that things are quieting
down, South American newspapers
may send North a boatload of war
correspondents to cover our fall
hunting season. Chicago News.
Maud Muller Goes Modern
Beautiful maids no longer rake
the new-mown hay. They have tak
en up peewee golf to while the
time away. Des Moines Register.
Under the South American poli
tical system, just having a vogue,
the primary election and the in
auguration all take place at once,
and there is no provision for a re
count Detroit Free Press.
Hoss Says Stickers
On Windows Taboo
Misunderstanding of the motor
vehicle law as it relates to the use
of stickers, usually termed "wind
shield stickers," is undoubtedly re
sponsible for the violation of that
portion of the law, believes Hal E.
Hoss, secretary of state, who urges
that windows and windshields be
kept free from such material. Many
persons wrongly believe that stick
ers may be used on rear or side
windows, although they are aware
that their use on windshields is
prohibited.
The cooperation of organizations
that have been distributing wind
shield stickers to the traveling pub
lic has been solicited by the secre
tary of state in recent letters. Al
though the responsibility rests on
the motorist himself, many do not
understand the provisions of the
law and when stickers are offered
for their use they accept them as
permissable.
"Definite inclusion of front wind
shield, sidewings, side and rear win
dows is made in the clause that pro
hibits the use of any sign, poster or
other non-transparent material up
on these portions of the automo
bile," states Mr. Hoss, "and from
this it will be seen that such publi
city matter as college tags and oil
company slogans may not be exhi
bited on any window in the car."
The law authorized the use of
official receipts issued by the state
on windshields for that period of
time during wftich they are needed,
The Chinese are funny. Over
there the ones who aren't on the
government pay roll are called ban
dits instead of Democrats. San
Francisco Chronicle.
About all the geography they
need in schools nowadays is how
to read a road map. Ohio State
Journal.
PHOTOGRAPHERS LOCATE. .
Mr. and Mrs. P. Hanlon, photo
graphers, have opened a studio at
123 North Main street They will
present a baby show at the Star
theater soon, the pictures to be
shown life-size on the screen.
SHIPS CAR FEEDER LAMBS.
John Kelly was the consignee of
a car load of feeder lambs purchas
ed locally which left the local O. W.
R. & N. station Saturday night
through the F. S. Parker feed yards
with destination in Idaho.
Run a G.-T. Want Ad.
Possibly, Possibly
The trouble with this country is
that lots of fellows have the notion,
but no motion, while others have
the motion, but no notion. Alta
mont Mo., Times.
Life In America
A group of business firms plan to
make Americans "home conscious."
The trouble with a movie-and-mo-
tor-mad populace i3 that it wants to
be home only when unconscious.
Chicago News.
Association of Ideas
It's curious how the mind works,
you know, and it is odd, isn't it, that
while we were reading about the
President sitting out in the hot sun
with a flat tire, we should think,
of all times, of the Hoover Dam.
Boston Herald.
It's all right for a United States
senator to say he'll vote on prohi
bition as his constituents tell him
to just so long as the headline does
n't call him a "Political Leader."
Detroit News.
W. C. T. U. ELECTS.
Election of officers of the local
Women's Christian Temperance un
ion was held last Thursday after
noon at the Christian church. Mrs,
T. J. Humphreys was elected pres
ident; Mrs. George McDuffee, vice
president; Mrs. Charles Huston, sec
retary, and Mrs. Alice Adkins, trea
surer.
PHOTOGRAPHS
For Christmas Gifts cannot be excelled as a token of esteem and
friendship. Home Portraits and Studio Settings made night or day.
Come in early and make appointment
I specialize in and enjoy taking a picture of the sweetest thing
In the world, "THE BABY."
HANLON STUDIO
123 MAIN STREET HEPPNER, ORE.
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More Milk
An extra inch of milk in the pail means extra dollars
to you, over and above your feed bill.
Nearly every cow owner gets that increase with Cow
Chow and Bulky-Las.
It costs about a dollar a month more to feed Checker
board Chows, but that difference is more than made up
in the first week. The rest of the month you get your
extra milk for nothing. Feed out of the Checkerboard
bag and you will get more milk.
Heppner Trading Co.
Phone 1482
Change
NOW
TO LIGHTER OIL
for winter driving.
Standard Oils have met
every test.
GEMMELL'S
Service Station
P. M. GEMMELL, Prop.
"Our Service Will Please Yon;
Your Patronage Will Please Us"
but the secretary of state points out
that many allow these certificates to
remain on their cars long past the
date of expiration. Many cars are
seen with the old six months' stick
ers which expired June 30th, and
other automobiles continue to carry
temporary receipts issued by sher
iff's offices after the license plates
which take the place of the receipts
are attached to the motor vehicle.
The law requires that such stickers
be removed promptly upon the ex
piration of the time limit
"The purpose of the regulation on
stickers is to eliminate any possibil
ity of poor visibility for the motor
ist and in line with our desire to
provide greater safety, I urge Imme
diate and continued attention to
this detail in motor vehicle opera
tion," concludes Mr. Hoss.
FOB COUNTY COMMISSIONER.
To the Electorate of Morrow Coun
ty:
I desire to announce that I have
filed my petition and have declared
my intention! of seeking the position
of County Commissioner to fill out
the term left vacant by the death
of L. P. Davidson; otherwise desig
nated as the short term; and I shall
appreciate your support at the polls
at the coming general election, No
vember 4th 1930.
ERNEST HELIKER lone Ore.
Adv. 28-38.
GLASSES
SPECTACLES
Why patronize a
traveling optician
when you can be
fitted by a local
optician who is in
Heppner 365 days
of each year.
J. H. Frad, former Morrow coun
ty farmer now residing In Portland,
was in the city several days this
week while making a visit at the
home of his daughter, Mrs. Arnold
Pieper, residing near Lexington.
Harold Becket has been ill for the
past two weeks at the home of his
parents. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Shive-
ly. Harold suffered a relapse from
influenza, and an infection of the
ear has been giving him consider
able pain, Mrs. Shively reports.
Apples for sale cheap. J. P. Morse,
mile west of Hermiston, Ore. 35p.
Local ads in the Gazette Times
bring results.
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Worth Looking Into
To increase the face value of your Public Li
ability Insurance is to do no more than keep
step with the increasing amounts of dam
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The cost of twenty to forty thousand dol
lars' worh of protection is very little more
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M. VENABLE, Manager. Office 5 E, May St
Phone 1363
Advises sheep breeders,!
"cull and cull severely"
In a recent talk to several hundred western
sheep breeders, Dr. 0. M. Nelson, Oregon
State College, advised his hearers to "cull
and cull severely." Importance and value
of his advice will be fully demonstrated in
the Sheep Division of 20th Annual Pacific
International Livestock Exposition, Port
land, Oregon, Oct. 25-Nov. 1.
Greater than ever, this year's Exposition
features 13 complete shows, including 4-H
Club, Smith-Hughes and Intercollegiate Ju
nior Agricultural Activities. Millions of
dollars worth of America's finest pure-bred
Beef and Dairy Cattle, Horses, Sheep, Hogs,
Goats, Foxes, Mink, Marten, Poultry and
Rabbits will compete for the $100,000 in pre
miums. .
Whether your interests are in Sheep, Cat
tle, Hogs, or other farm livestock we here
at the First National Bank believe attend
ance at the Exposition will bring rich re
wards in practical information regarding
improved farming operations.
Fir National Bank
HEPPNER, OREGON