HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THUR SPAY, OCT. 16, 1930.
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There was a pleasant meeting on
Saturday afternoon at Masonic hall
of the O. E. S. Social club, at which
time Mesdames D. M. Ward and
Roy Lieuallen of lone were hos
tesses. For refreshments pumpkin
pie with whipped cream and coffee
were served. Six tables of bridge
were in play and honors went to
Mrs. C. W. Smith and Mrs. Gene
Ferguson. Members present were
Mesdames W. E. Pruyn, C. C. Pat
terson, Hanson Hughes, C. W. Mc
Namer, A. A. McAtee, D. A. Wilson,
Chas. Vaughn, Bert Mason, Gene
Ferguson, Earl Gilliam, W. P. Ma
honey, W. O. Dix, Charles Cox, G.
M. Anderson, J. J. Wightman. F.
J. Lucas, Earl Gordon, Chas. Smith,
W. Tt. Poulson, Harry Tamblyn, and
the Missrs Bernita Fay Lamson and
Mary Patterson.
While returning to her home near
Lexington from Heppner on Satur
. day evening, Mrs. A. F. Majeske
met with an accident in which her
car was turned over by the side of
the highway. Riding with her was
her son and infant daughter, and
that each escaped serious injury is
miraculous, as the machine is re
ported to have turned over three
times before coming to a stop. Mrs.
Majeske and son each received some
cuts and bruises and the baby es
caped entirely uninjured. The in
jured were brought to Heppner for
medical attention and their hurts
given proper treatment.
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Thomson de
parted on Wednesday morning for
Baker, expecting to spend a couple
of days there looking after some
matters of business.
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A COLlTttN OF FUN AND FACTS
(Edited by Dean T. Goodman from
his private sanctum down at the Hepp
ner Garage.)
HOWDY FOLKS We read that
many storks were frozen in a bliz
zard in Holland. As far as that is
concerned, the stork gets a chilly
reception in this country, at times.
Carl Cason knows a woman who
palls her husband "the light of her
life," because he "goes out so much."
He Is probably with some "old
name."
We are giving away 50 air
planes that will really fly, to
boys under fourteen. Help your
boy to get one.
Central: "Number please."
Inebriate: "Number, nothing. I
put a nickel in this thing, and I
want my gum."
"You seem to have a lot of Intel
ligence for a man In your position,"
said the cross-examining lawyer,
Rnoerlngly. "Thank you," replied
the witness, "I'm on oath, or I wouia
return the compliment"
THEN THERE WAS THE PRO
FESSOR'S SON WHO FORGOT
IT WAS SATURDAY AND PLAY
ED TRUANT.
It is said that sleep improves
the complexion. On that basis,
some of our friends must be
training for a beauty contest.
A DEVOTIONAL SKUNK.
A skunk and her four baby
Bkunks were basking In the sun
when a big hound dog made its
appearance. '
"Children," said the mother
skunk, "let us spray."
Those California boosters are at
It again. Comes word from the
south of a woman 26 who is a
grandmother. Wonders of Califor
nia climate.
What the dickens can Oregon
think up to beat that?
Don't forget to tell your boys
about the airplanes we are giving
away. See our ad in another col
umn of this issue.
Jo Mahoney says that even tho
times get dull there Is always one
thing she can count on. Her fingers.
AND ANOTHER THING YOU
CAN COUNT ON IS A MIGHTY
BIG VALUE IF YOU BUY GOOD.
YEAR TIRES.
DIPPY DIALOGUE
A nolite man stopped at Clark's
grocery store the other day and
asked Bill Ball, "Do you nave nan
In cans?"
"Yes."
"Ain't you afraid, brother, they
will smother?"
SOCIETY NOTE
After eating onions, look at the
hill for the wife's new dress. It
will take your breath away.
RICKEY'S RIOTOUS RHYME
There's a saying both witty and
sage;
We accept It without a demur:
A woman stops tellng her age
When her age begins telling on
her.
How about some of them there
Jokes you were goln to send In. If
ya like this colyuin, give us a hand,
Vaughn & Goodman
(HEFFNXB OABAOB)
"Where Quality and Herri o Meet"
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Blahm and
their son-in-law and daughter, Mr.
and Mrs. John Brickner of Walla
Walla spent the week end as visit
ors at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
Adam Blahm near Heppner. They
also enjoyed meeting many old
time mends in Heppner while here.
Mr. Blahm formerly owned the
ranch where Adam Blahm now
lives, but has had his home at Wall-
Walla for a number of years. He
states that his part of the country
received a good soaking rain recent
ly, much to the delight of the farm
ers, and grain is coming along line.
K. W. Farnsworth arrived back
home last week from Portland
where he was at a sanatorium for
some weeks. He is much better but
still must remain quietly at home
tor the present until he gains more
strength, states Enterprise Record
Chieftain. Mr. Farnsworth is wa
ter master for Wallowa county un
der the state engineer, and because
of illness he was compelled to give
up his work for a time but has
hopes of being able to go to work
again shortly.
J. D. French, cattleman of Gur
dane, was looking after business lit
this city on Monday and Tuesday.
Mr. French reports plenty of mois
ture in the Gurdane hills to bring
along the fall range In good shape.
Chas. Vaughn and Chas. Cox re
turned Monday evening from their
deer hunt in the mountains about
the head of Willow creek. The boys
each got a buck deer, finding the
hunting better now than when the
season opened.
A party of Heppner men going
to Pullman, Wash., Saturday to
witness the gridiron classic between
University of Southern California
and Washington State college in
cluded W. R. Poulson, Paul Mene
gat, Jasper Crawford, Rev. B. Stan
ley Moore and John Wightman. The
men report an enjoyable trip.
Mrs. Willis McCarty and children
were guests over the week end at
the home of her parents, Mr. and
Mrs. E. F. Campbell. Mr. and Mrs.
Louie Campbell came over from
Pendleton on Sunday for a visit
with the home folks, and returning
that evening were accompanied by
Mrs. McCarty.
Mrs. Chas. Vaughn and Mrs. Earl
Gilliam, who spent several days the
past week In Portland, returned
home on Friday evening.
Miss Margaret Woodson, former
Heppner girl, now an attorney at
Portland, was a visitor here the
first of the week. Miss Woodson
is one of the outstanding lady law
yers of the state, having been grad
uated with honors by the law school
of the University of Oregon.
Mrs. Ida Dutton came up from
her Portland home the end of the
week and is a guest at the Alfalfa
Lawn Dairy home of Mr. and Mrs.
J. J. Wightman. She was accom
panied from Portland by Miss Anna
Wightman who had been spending a
short time in the city.
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. H. Latourell
departed for the mountains Satur
day prepared to stay for several
days, or at least until they had se
cured a buck deer apiece. Mrs. Lat
ourell usually meets with success
on these trips, as well as her hus
band. Mr. and Mrs. Vawter Crawford of
Heppner arrived in Joseph Satur
day for a visit at the home of their
daughter, Mrs. Everett Hayes. Mr.
Crawford is editor of the Heppner
Gazette Times. Mr. and Mrs. Craw
ford returned to their home Tues
day. Joseph Herald.
Emil Carlson of Gooseberry was
a visitor at Heppner on Wednesday.
The Carlson brothers have finished
with their fall seeding and since
their section received an abundant
rain, the grain is coming along
well.
W. W. Howard, for many years
in the sheep business in this county
and located on Butter creek near
Pine City, was a visitor here on
Saturday. He now makes his home
at La Grande.
Erik Bergstrom was a visitor in
the city Tuesday afternoon from
his farm home in the Gooseberry
section.
Ture Peterson of the lone Meat
market was looking after business
in this city Wednesday forenoon
Mrs. Ida M. Dutton of Portland
is a guest at the farm home of Mr,
and Mrs. John Wightman.
FOR COUNTY COMMISSIONER.
To the Electorate of Morrow County:
I desire to announce that I have
filed my petition and have declared
my Intention of seeking the position
of County Commissioner to fill out
the term left vacant by the death
of L. P. Davidson; otherwise desig
nated as the short term; and I shall
appreciate your support at the polls
at the coming general election, No
vember 4th 1930.
ERNEST HELIKER lone Ore,
Adv. 28-33.
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PORTLAND CREMATORIUM
At E. 14th and Bybee, Phone Sellwood 961
Portland, October 28, 1921.
Mr. M. L. CASE, Heppner, Oregon.
Dear Sir: This is to notify you of the arrival and ser
vice of the late Olive O. Beach who passed away near your
city and whose remains you prepared and shipped to us.
The service was held In our chapel yesterday morning
at 10:30, attended by members of the family and many of
their old-time friends from this city. At the conclusion of
the service the casket was opened and those present had
the opportunity of taking their last leave of their old friend.
Allow me to offer my congratulations on the splendid
manner in which you cared for the remains and the excell
ent condition in which they arrived.
Yours very truly,
PORTLAND CREMATORIUM ASSOCIATION,
Geo. W. Baldwin, Supt
M. L. Case
Mrs. M. L. Case
John Franzen
Phone 262.
G. E. Jones
Mrs. Mary Jones
Mrs. Neva Cochel
Phone 263
Cut Flower orders direct from the choicest
supply for any occasion, Mrs. Cochel's
I Specialty
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MARKS SANITARY SURVEY.
A detailed sanitary survey of the
Willamette river has been complet
ed by the engineering experiment
station at Oregon State college and
the report has just been published
for free distribution. Conditions
above Salem were found fairly sat
isfactory at present, though below
Salem and Portland the water is
seriously contaminated by industrial
wastes from both state and private
plants during low water. The sur
vey is the first scientific study ever
made of the Willamette waters and
it forms a basis for any future
action to protect the stream from
pollution.
Pasture for Sheep 1100 acre of
stubble pasture; 900 acres have
straw dumps on. Phone 10F41,
lone, Oregon.
Run a G.-T. Want Ad.
Th ninnrtir fishing firhnnner. "GertniH I- TTiihanH
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American and Canadian fishermen. The Canadian schooner "BluenoseA wilt
be her opponent
specially built
match between
Hallowe'en program and party at
Eight Mile Center schoolhouse Nov.
beginning at 7:30 p. m. Plenty
of fun, plenty to eat. Everyone
cordially invited.
Dr. J. P. Stewart, eye-sight spe
cialist of Pendleton, Oregon, will
be at the Hotel Heppner on Mon
day, Oct. 20. 32-lt
Lawrence Palmer, Lexington
grain grower, was a business visitor
in tnis city on Saturday.
A. C. and George Petteys, farmers
of the lone section, were in the city
Monday on business.
Mr. and Mrs. J. O. Kincaid were
lone people in the city for a short
while on Monday.
TUM-A-LUM TICKLER
Published In the Interests of the people of Heppner and vicinity by
THE TUM-A-LUM LUMBER CO., Phone 912
Voltun 30
Heppner, Orefoa October 18, 1930.
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EDITORIAL
There is very little
for Admiral Byrd to
hunt for now, unless
he drops a collar but
ton.
ALBBBT ASXIN8,
Ibufu, Editor.
"Use Coal Unless
you have Money to
Burn'." There are
2000 reasons In every
ton.
We deliver Tum-A-Lump
promptly. Just
say the word and our
handy man will get
the jump on Jack
Frost, as nimble as he
is these days.
And then there's
that big ballot for
Nov. 4 to be thinking
about, too.
WANTED
We have prospects for several good used all-electric
radios, also one good battery set, that we will
take in trade on one of our
NEW FULL RANGE
GENERAL ELECTRIC RADIOS
PACIFIC POWER & LIGHT COMPANY
Thomson Bros.
EXTRA SPECIALS
SATURDAY AND MONDAY
October 18th and 20th
P & G SOAP
Largest Bar White Naptha Soap
on the Market
White Naptha
10 Bars for
39c
COCOA
WALTER BAKER'S
150 Anniversary Special
-Pound Tin (1 A a
Can
Show tarts t 7:30 Doors open half hour earlier. Theater Phone 472;
Home, 635. Admlulonl Children nnder 11, 80o; Adults 40o Unless other
wise advertlied.
SUBJECT TO CHASOB WITHOUT HOTICE
TONIGHT-THURSDAY, OCTOBER 16:
KENNETH HARLAN, MARCF.LINE DAY and TOM SANCHI In
"PARADISE ISLAND"
The antics of three comedians, each a different type and each a
riot of fun,
Children 10c, Adults 25c
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17-18:
GEORGE O'BRIEN and HELEN CHANDLER In
"ROUGH ROMANCE"
The way of a woodland maid with two men.
10c and 40c
SUNDAY AND MONDAY, OCTOBER 19-20:
"THE CUCKOOS"
With BERT WHELER and ROBERT WOOLSEY, the world's
greatest comedians, and 1500 other nuts and nit wits. Girls, Gags,
Music in a monster fun show,
10c and 50c
TUES., WEDS., THURS., OCTOBER 21-22-23:
"SISTERS"
With SALLY O'NEIL, MOLLY O'DAY, RUSSELL GLEASON and
JASON ROBARDS, A sweet eomedy-drama of love and sacrifice.
Also the 1930 PENDLETON ROUND-UP, with Bound and talking.
10c and 40c
TOMATOES
COLD BAR
STAR THEATER 20c
CREAM OF WHEAT
For a RetU-r Breakfast
Large Size
Package
25c
Graham Crackers
HONEY MAID
2-lb. Caddie Q M
Caddie OiC
QUAKER
Macaroni, Spughctti or Noodles
Sat-Mon.
3 for
25c
PEP HOT SAUCE
Now 130 Pack
Buffet Tin
Can
5c
SAUERKRAUT
GOLD BAR
Fancy Silver Thread
a. i6c
COFFEE
AFFILIATED BUYERS
Highest Quality
1 Big Stick Pure Sugar Candy
FREE
1-lb. Package Off
Package dDC
CURRANTS
OTTER BRAND
Fancy New Crop
15-oz. Package
ackage
24c
SALMON
MARKET BRAND
Alaska Pack Pink l's
for :..
25c
S. 0. S.
1 Wear Ever Aluminum Pint
Size Sauce Pan with
Z Large Packages S. O, S,
A Real Bargain
All for
46c
JELL-0
Veur Choice of Raspberry, Or
ange, Lemon, Strawberry, Lime
or Cherry
Dessert Powder (
3 for &&C
TOILET TISSUE
WALDORF
Large Rolls
for
19c
RAISINS
THOMPSON SEEDLESS
Household
4 Pound Bag
Bag
29c
PALMOLIVE SOAP
Unanimous Choice of Beauty
Specialists
Spacial
3 for
23c
DEL MAIZ CORN
2's 2 for 35c -4 Qn
Can IOC
B&M BAKED BEANS
New England Style
Oven Baked
Largo Can
Can
20c
Lumber arrived this
morning for the new
creamery building, be
ing erected by John
son and Crump, con
tractors, for Mr. and
Mrs. Claude Cox. This
is form lumber as the
building is to be of re
inforced concrete,
materials for which
are already here.
Relativity according
to Einstein, Is defined
as "When you sit for
two hours with a nice
girl you think it is on
ly a minute, but when
you sit on a hot stove
for a minute you think
it's two hours. That's
relativity."
Two minutes is more
than ample time to
call us about any re
pairs, alterations, br
painting you wish
done to your home .
And after we have
finished the work, it
will seem like eternity
before it will be nec
essary to call again.
Our HANDI-MAN
SERVICE is still
working and includes
all kinds of building
or painting work you
wish to hava done.
We are always glad to
get you in touch with
competent workmen.
Girls'
Winter Coats
$.98 $y.90
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SMARTLY tailored
coats that wear and
wear . . . and fur
trimmed coats for
"dress - up" occasions.
The materials and the
workmanship are the
best to be found at these
prices. Miss 7 to 14 and
her mother will both be
pleased with these ex
ceptional coat values.
J. Ce
PENNEY
CO., Inc.
These
modish, new Fall
Over
coats $14.75
$24.75
represent values which
your money dollar for
dollar has never be
fore purchased!
Double breasted fcjf weight modek
is superior fabrics and colorings of
masculine appeal There are box tod
belted backs ... all interpreting the
advance Fall and Winter modes and
tailored to the exacting standards for
which oar clothes are noted.
J. C. PENNEY CO., Inc.
Store Phone 60S
HEPPNER, ORE. Manager's Phone U8S