HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, SEPT. 18, 1930.
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Mr. and Mrs. L. E. Bisbee left by
motor this morning for Eugene,
taking their daughter. Miss Kather-
ine, to the university city where she
will enroll as a freshman in phys
ical education at the University of
uregon. They were accompanied
by John Parker, who will also beein
his college career, taking a commer
cial course.
Merle Becket expects to leave
Monday for Eugene where he will
enter uie university or Oregon. A
former student of Oresron Statn
lege, Merle has held a position the
last year with the First National
oana.
Board by day or week. Reason
able rates. Excellent lunches pre-
pared for school children. First
house west of Case Apts. on Center
street Mrs. G. W. Thompson. 27S.
Mr. and Mrs. Roe Bleakman are
the proud parents of an 8-pound
daughter, born to them on Sept 15
at tne nome or Mr. and Mrs. G. A
Bleakman in south Heppner.
Marvin "Dick" Wightman depart
ed for Corvallis Tuesday morning.
With the opening of the school year
ne will begin his senior year at
uregon State college.
Mr. and Mrs. L. Van Marter and
Dr. and Mrs. A. D. McMurdo made
up a hunting patry leaving the city
Saturday evening. They have not
yet returned.
Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Fortner and
children spent the week end at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Lucas,
parents of Mrs. Fortner, at Lexington.
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A COLUMN OF FUN AND FACTS
(Edited by Dean T. Goodman from
his private sanctum down at the Hepp
ner Garage.)
Sept 18, 1930.
HOWDY FOLKS Frank Gilliam
can remember back when a board
of education was a shingle.
Te-hee. A woman waylaid a let
ter to her husband addressed In a
feminine handwriting and found
three of her millinery bills.
Earl Gordon says he was under
the Iniprewtion that Chopin was the
man who started the Modern Wood
men until he heard a radio an
nouncer pronounce It "Chopang."
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
WE ARE NOT SURE YET WHAT
RIGHT PRONUNCIATION IS,
BUT WE ARE ABSOLUTELY
CERTAIN WE CAN PLEASE YOU
NEXT TIME YOU COME IN TO
GET TIRES. WE HANDLE THE
FAMOUS GOODYEARS.
The receipt for political pie is
1 to use plenty of applesauce and
plums.
John Skuzeski has it doped out
that anybody can shine in society,
if he wears the same pants long
enough.
'
We're not too strong In soci
ety, but most anyone will tell
you that we are strong when It
comes to greasing and washing
cars.
RICKEY'S RIOTOUS RHYME.
Jim Jones was doing sixty,
The train went sixty-four;
Jim Jones was in a hurry, but
He Isn't any more.
IT'S A MISTAKE THAT CHI
CAGO POLICE WON'T ARREST
A BOOTLEGGER. ONE OF THEM
LEFT HIS CAR IN FRONT OF A
FIRE PLUG AND GOT A TICK
ET. DIPPY DIALOGUE
Doctor, "Are you In pain?"
Little boy, "No, the pain Is in me."
And then the fight started,
"Women are much better looking
than men."
"Naturally."
"No, artificially."
Goodyear has more than 400 en
gineers on development, chemical
research and service work at a
yearly expenditure of $2,000,000.
Joe Kenny advances the Idea that
perhaps the reason there are so
many Irishmen la because, "Once
upon a time there were two Irish
men," Be that as It may, there Is the
guy who calls his empty beer bot
tles "MARINES." They did their
duty once and they'll do It again.
Why not place license tugs
under the car and give the ped
estrian a chance to get the num
ber? That last Idea sounds reasonable,
and now we will give you a chance
to buy GOODYEAR TIRES at a
savings. Come In and investigate.
IT WOULD BE FUN TO LAUGH
AT THE FAT LADIES WHO BUY
REDUCERS, IF THERE WASN'T
SUCH A STEADY SALE OF
CURES FOR BALDNESS.
End of the line. All out.
Vaughn & Goodman
(HBPFNXB OAUOB)
"Whers Quality and Barrio KMt"
C. J. Anderson and family were
visitors in the city for a few hours
on Monday. They had recently re
turned from a visit to Mt Vernon
and Blue Mountain springs in
Grant county, following which they
motored over the mountains to
Burns and took In the Improvement
going on there. Mr. Anderson re
ports that it is exceedingly dry over
in that part of eastern Oregon.
Ernest Heliker, county commis
sioner, returned home the past
week from Portland, where he went
for medical treatment His trou
ble was an abscess, and upon this
being properly treated, he is now
regaining his health. He was at the
court house on Monday, having his
petition verified and his name will
go on the ballot In November as In
dependent candidate for county
commissioner.
R. J. Carsner and son Joe were in
the city from their Spray home on
Saturday evening. They were ship
pers of stock going to the Portland
market, joining C. W. McNamer and
Dillard French and making up a
total of four cars of cattle leaving
the local yards.
Frank Howell, who ranches In
Burton valley south of Hardman,
was a business visitor in the city
Tuesday.
Robert Turner left yesterday for
Walla Walla to take up his Btudles
at Whitman college for his junior
year.
Among hunters bringing in grouse
are Leonard Schwarz, Russell Pratt,
Ed Bennett, Jas. Cash and Dick
Wells.
George Ritchie, former lone hotel
man and now of Portland, was
transacting business here Tuesday.
SWING HIGH, greatest circus
dim, Star theater, Sunday-Monday.
BOARDMAN
(Contlnocd from Flnrt Pact)
present as she was at Denson's
store during Mr. Denson's absence.
lhe ladies all worked hard and a
splendid dinner was served both
days.
Miss Audrey Weinken of O. S. C.
judged the fancywork, the domestic
art and the club sewing. She is
assistant state club leader, and is
taking Miss Helen Cowgill's place
during the latter's Sabbatical leave.
O. I. Poulson agriculturaist for
the Union Pacific, judged the other
divisions. Mr. Poulson was a Smith
Hughes supervisor before accepting
his present position.
There were three general farm
displays with first going to Adolph
Skoubo, second to Claude Myers
and third to Mr. Ludemann. It is
hoped that there will be even more
than this next year.
A good crowd attended the movie
Friday night atod the dance on Sat
urday night with O'Sullivan's or
chestra playing. The crowd was so
huge as to make dancing difficult
We were indeed pleased to see
the interest shown by people from
the other parts of the county. Peo
ple from Heppner, lone, Lexington,
Eight Mile and outlying districts
were to attendance. We have won
dered for many years and the
thought again occurred to us why
the grain and wool show could not
be combined with the fair, as the
premium money all comes from the
same source, and there are numer
ous flocks on the project, a combin
ation of the two shows would make
quite a pretentious display.
Some lovely quilts were entered
by ladles from Morgan and lone.
There were some beautiful ones on
display and the exhibit of rugs was
especially large this year. The worlc
of entering all the domestic art is
a prodigious task, and Mrs. Ma-
Hardeman
Hats
"The more you know about hats the bet
ter you'll like a Hardeman" and the more
you know about Hardeman's, the better a
Hardeman fan you'll be.
In these smart, styleful hats you can always
find just the shade, shape and weight you've
been looking for one that will look "just
right" on you. . .
Wilson's
The Store of Personal Service
STAR THEATER
Show starts at 7:30 Doors open half hoar earlier. Theater Phone 472;
Rome, 535. Admlisiom Children under 12, SOo; Adults 40o Unless other,
wlie advertised.
SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE
FRIDAY and SATURDAY, SEPT. 19-20:
BUCK JONES, Tho Screen's Daredevil Cowboy, In a Thrilling,
Breath-Taking All Talking Western
"THE LONE RIDER"
W ith VERA REYNOLDS
A colorful story of the days of '49. Stirring action strong situa
tions, and a big climactic punch. .
Also ZIP BOOM, II A NO, two reel talking comedy.
Children 10c Adults 40c
SUNDAY and MONDAY, SEPT. 21-22:
"SWING HIGH"
THE GREATEST CIRCUS PICTURE YOU EVER SAW.
With an all star cast Including Chester Conklln, Ben Turpln,
Dorothy Burgess, Helen Twelvetrees, George Fawcett, Sally Starr
and others as well known.
Girls flashing high In the Big Top, swinging their lithe bodies
at risk of life and limb Clowns Acrobats, Animals it's all here,
the greatest circus film you ever saw, with a dramatic and musical
story you'll remember for months.
CIRCUS DAYS! CIRCUS DRAMA! CIRCUS LAUGHS!
Also cartoon comedy, CAVIAR. Children 10c Adults 60c
TUES.-WEDS.,THURS., SEPT. 23-24-25:
MARY DUNCAN and CHARLES FARRELL In
"THE RIVER"
From Tristram Tupper's sensational novel. A Thrilling Romance
of elemental emotions, pulsating desires, breath-taking adventures,
towering forests, swirling rapids, a lonely glen. A movietone syn'
chronlzcd and part talking picture.
Also ALL STEAMED UP, two reel Clark & McCullough comedy.
Children 10c Adults 40c
Picture starts 7:30, doors open half hour earlier, g
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SHOW OPEN EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK
comber and Mrs. Fortier and their
helpers deserve much credit Mrs.
Faler, superintendent of the dom
estic science had one of the largest
aepartments, and it entailed an un
limited amount of work.
Members of the fair board wish
to thank all who assisted in making
this one of the best fairs that we
have yet had.
It is difficult to attempt to give
credit to persons who helped make
the fair a success without unwit
tingly omitting some one, but spe
cial mention should be made of the
work of L. V. Root, president of
the fair board who worked unceas
ingly in his quiet way, and Mrs.
Nick Faler, superintendent of the
domestic art and member of the
fair board who was on deck early
and late and worked almost beyond
her strength. The club leaders al
so deserve mention for it was hot
this summer and the many meet
ings and trips took time and work.
The honey and bee exhibit was
small as usual, for a place that
ships honey by the ton. This part
of the fair is always trivial. Possi
bly prizes offered for products made
from honey might add to the in
terest We are informed that a bee
or honey exhibit means lots of work.
The exhibit of baked goods was
much larger than usual. In fact
it was the best fair we have had,
Mrs. L. E. Marschat gave a most
delightful party on Tuesday eve
ning in honor of her husband's
birthday, having the members of
the faculty for an evening of cards.
At the close of the game a dainty
lunch was served. Present were
the Misses McMahon, Brown, Shel-
lenberger, Mrs. Titus, Mr. Browii
and Mr. and Mrs. King and the
Marschats.
Mrs. Bert Wisdom and Mrs. Mary
Wright of Echo spent Thursday at
the Rand's home. Mrs. Wisdom is
an aunt of Mr. Rands.
A change has been made in the
church services as Umatilla desir
ed another morning service. Eve
ning services will be held here the
first and third Sunday of each
month and the other services will
be in the mornings as usual.
Mr. and Mrs. G. E. McCoon of
Seattle have rented the Highway
Inn and will take possession the
20th of the month. Mr. McCoon
has been with the Utah Woolen
mills and will continue his work as
salesman with this company and
his wife will have charge of the
hotel.
The Warners are moving to their
ranch.
Miss Rachel Johnson is spending
the week with relatives in Wasco.
Elder Coburn and Elder Becker
of Pendleton were overnight guests
at the Rands' home last week.
The Gaglias from Mosier and the
Huffs from Hood River were in
Boardman Sunday. Mr. Gaglla
went to see Glen Hadley about a
hunting trip. They have hunted to
gether when the Gaglias lived at
Coyote.
The Merrits of Irrlgon were din
ner guests at the Mead home on
Sunday. Mr. Merrit is the agent In
charge of the depot at Irrlgon.
Mr. and Mrs. Ed Sauders enter
tained the Rands family at dinner
Sunday.
Frank Otto and wife were here
from Portland and attended the
fair.
D. E. Gilman of Heppner was
coming to the fair on Friday and
as he turned the corner at Heppner
Junction he reached for his watch
and the car turned over. Although
past 80 years of age he was appar
ently not hurt in the accident Tho
shaken up he drove the car on to
Boardman.
Through a misunderstanding the
Irrigon band did not appear at the
fair. The Boardman members of
the fair board thought the Irrigon
members would look after this and
the Irrigon members were waiting
for the Boardman members to
make the suggestion. The band is
always pleasing and adds much to
any gathering.
Boardman farmers who raised
melons this year found It decidedly
a case of love s labor lost A car
load of melons was unloaded on the
track at Boardman, three cars
dumped at Irrigon and several cars
at Portland. This is heartbreaking
as well as backbreaklng for melons
mean just that and to spend hours
and days hoeing melons and then
see them dumped for lack of mar
ket is certainly discouraging. Cool
weather, lateness of the season and
general conditions seem to be the
reason for the debacle. At that it
wouldn't have been so bad but the
farmers are forced to pay a huge
sum for demurrage In addition to
paying for the picking, loading and
unloading.
Clark Stevens and family of
Heppner came to the fair on Fri
day and remained overnight at the
camp ground. They brought the
Rhea Creek juvenile grange exhibit
and some of the club work.
Mrs. Claude Coats has been at
Denson's store again while Mr.
and Mrs. Denson have been at Hot
Lake at the bedside of Walter Den
son, who has been seriously ill.
The public is urged to attend
the meeting Saturday night of the
grange, when a speaker sent out by
the state health department will
give a talk on tuberculosis.
Call at the post office for prem
ium money.
Paul Hatch purchased the city
light plant and took charge Tues
day morning. . Victor Hango will
look after the running of it for the
time being. Mr. Hatch has planned
many Improvements, which the city
hopes, will be realized.
A few things were left at the fair,
which can be had by calling for
them at the post office.
E. T. Messenger and Nate Macom-
ber left for Pilot Rock Sunday to
be on deck for the opening of the
hunting season. They hunt each
year and are usually successful
nimrods.
A number of children have been
ill the past week until it seemed
to almost reach the proportions of
an epidemic. The Cooney children
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1 White King Champion
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and Frances Skoubo were quite ill,
and several others.
Mr. and Mrs. Merwin Gilbert
Mrs. H. H. McReynolds were visit
ors Saturday from Pilot Rock,
coming down for the last day of the
fair. Mrs. McReynolds is Mrs. Ma
comber's mother and Mrs. Gilbert
her sister.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Ackerman
came this week from Anaconda,
Mont, and are at the Gorham home.
A. Daul and son Fred and grand
daughter Alicia Daul of Elm Creek,
Neb., were also visitors at the Gor
ham home.
Mr. and Mrs. Joe Hughes of
Heppner were overnight guests at
the Mike Healy home Friday, com
ing over to visit and attend the
fair. Mrs. Hughes was an old
schoolmate of Mrs. W. O. King's at
Corvallis and they had a pleasant
time reminiscing.
TUM-A-LUM TICKLER
Published In the Interests of the people of Heppner and vicinity by
THE TUM-A-LUM LUMBER CO., Phone 912
Volume 30
Heppnw, Oregon September 18, 1930.
No. 36
EDITORIAL
It takes a darn good
man to keep hitting
the bull's eye without
shooting the bull.
AIiBEBT AXtXIBS, -Manager,
Editor,
D. Cox has been
hauling out shingles,
brick and lumber for
his new cabin in the
mountains. The main
body of the cabin is
or logs, shinele roof
and ceiled with ship-
lap. Mr. Cox is a
lover of the ereat out
doors, and spends a
good deal of his time
on his mountain
ranch.
An uexpected show
er is rather unbalanc
ing. Our Handi-Man
will be glad to check
up on any suspected
leaks in your roof and
fix them. Or better
still, a new roof right
over the old one.
"Equal" rights will
only be a hoped for
dream until a husband
can - get alimony by
smiling at a judge.
But we do believe
that the woman of the
house should have
more than equal rights
about the home. With
winter coming on at
the rate of 7 days a
week, it won't be long
until heat will be an
important item. Tum
A - Lum Lump Coal
gives more heat per
dollar and with less
trouble than any coal
we know about It will
pay you to investigate
the B. T. U. value if
you like to save mon
ey. And furthemore, a
freshly painted kitch
en is a big help in
cooking good meals.
When the days are
dark and cold, it may
be the fault of the kit
chen and not the cook
that some men suffer
from indigestion.
Place your orders
for coal. We have a
car of lump and one of
nut on the road that
will be here soon.
Kltch-n-Brite at
$1.05 quart
Du-Kwik Enamel at
$1.45 quart
To reflnish your kit
chen. Tom Johnson put in
a new concrete walk
at his residence on
Court Street
What we would like
to see in Heppner:
Wheat sell for $5.00
bushel; Wool at $1.00
per pound.
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