HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, AUG. 28, 1930. PAGE THREE WHERE TO START One morning a very unhappy man waylaid me outside my front door. He is twenty-two years old, and an idealist. The men in the plant where he works use coarse lang uage, their crudeness grates on him. Also, his job is dull. "I read biographies," he said. "Great men have all had an aim. I seem to be headed nowhere. I haven't found myself." Reader, what would you have said to that boy? I said that most of the meil whom we read about in biographies did not have any great purpose. A few, such as musicians and printers, had a talent that could not be mistaken. The great majority, of whom Lin coln is the classic example, were just as discouraged in youth as my young friend. They did not know where they were going, but they did not quit. They simply plugged ahead and, usually to their own sur prise, won out. I Bald, in the second place, that all men are crude and all men are wonderful. The purest saint has secrets In his heart that make him blush, the worst man has moments of splendor. Man is the noblest of all crea tures, and the most tragic a little higher than the animals, a little lower than the angels. With all his crudeness, he does his work, sacrilices for his young, and faces blind fate with courage. "Don't criticize men or judge them," I said to the lad. "Like them. Sympathize with them. Laugh with them. God will do the judging." Finally I said that, while it might do the younger man good to change his job, I doubted whether it would. He is in a .fast-growing industry which has made fortunes and will make many others. I told him about a friend of mine who was driving through the Ken tucky mountains. Wanting to get to Cincinnati for the night he ask ed directions of a native. "Go down this road about ten miles, and take your right turn," the native began. Then he stopped, and spat. "No, I think you'd do better to go the other way and take your first left." He spat again, thought deeply, and then, in a sud den burst of confidence, exclaimed: "Tell you what, neighbor. If I was aiming to go to Cincinnati I would n't start from here." Most of us want to arrive, but we'd like to start from somewhere else. Maybe I'm wrong, but I have come to the conclusion that it does n't make much difference where one starts, that all businesses are good and all are bad, all are dull and all are thrilling. And that the important thing about getting somewhere is not studying maps or wondering about other roads. But starting, right here, where we are. Former Resident Will Judge Heppner Rodeo Wheeler County Chronicle. L. G. Parman, former resident of this country and who at one time owned the Gross ranch on Moun tain creek, has been chosen as one of the judges of the Heppner rodeo, which will be held Sept. 4-5-6, ac cording to the Heppner Gazette Times. Lloyd Parman is well known in these parts. He is recog nized as one of the best horsemen in the country, having owned some of the best stock in this country when he was located here. It was his splendid knowledge of cattle and horses that qualified him for the position of honor that h.as been of fered him. Creston R. Maddock agency man ager for a leading insurance com pany, was in Heppner, his old home town, Monday and Tuesday. He en joyed meeting many old time friends while looking after business interests. FPANK PARKER 1 STOCKBftlPd PANSY To thousands of middle-aged and elderly Americans the news of the death of Mrs. Isabella M. Alden will come as a surprise that she should have lived so long, and will cause many a sigh of regret at the snapping of another link with the irreclaimable past. Under the pen-name of "Pansy" Mrs. Alden wrote more than 120 books, which were enormously pop ular in the 1870's and, indeed, down to the beginning of the present century. She was born in 1841, and before 1850, more than eighty years ago, her first story had been pub lished! The wife of a minister, all of her books were of a distinctly religious cast. Her most popular series, the "Esther Reid" books for girls and young women, sold into the millions. It was largely through Mrs. Alden's writings that the Chautauqua educational movement gained its great popularity. I know of few persons who have lived such useful lives and none who spent so many years in one vocation. POPULATION 4 The total number of inhabitants of the United States is 122,728,873 according to Census final figures. That was the count on April 1, 1930, and covers only Continental United States. Adding Alaska the Philip pines, Porto Rico, Hawaii and the Virgin Islands, the total number of persons under the United States flag is 137,501,561. There are but three other govern ments in the world under which so many people live1. They are China, Russia and India. The total pop ulation of the British Common wealth of Nations is, of course, larger, but none of the Dominions HATS OFF TO' We join with thousands of other Industries in paying tribute to the workers whose efforts have given us our modern conveniences of business and home. The present day efficiency of food merchandising also owes Its favored position with you as food buyers to the men and women whose constant thought and work made it what It is. That is why we, as modern food distributors, say, "Hats off to Labor Day and to the workers who turn the wheels of Industry and progress!" FRIDAY AND SATURDAY SPECIALS - CLOSED MONDAY ROOT BEER HIRES THE POPULAR HOME DRINK EXTRACT 2 LARGE M BOTTLES fe)l PEAS -CORN STRING BEANS 6 CANS 85c Per Case, 24 Cans $2.98 MALT AMERICAN 39c PURITAN 59c BUCKEYE 69c I MATCHES GOOD MATCHES AND FULL SIZE BOXES 12 BOXES 33c OATS SPERRY'S EXTRA CREAM ROLLED OATS PER 9-LB. BAG 49c CORN FLAKES FRESH SHIPMENT JERSEY BRAND JUST ARRIVED 6 S 49c HONEY - PURE EXTRACTED NEW CROP 5-LB. PAIL 63c 10-LB. PAIL $1.19 COFFEE MacMarr Blend, has won Its fa vor, through Its flavor 3 lbs. 81.05 FLOUR MacMarr Quality Best In the West by its tost 49-Lb. Sack $1.49 Per Barrel $5.89 SUPER SUDS Largest pkg. washing powder la the world for your money. Q Large Pkgs. 25c MILK FEDERAL BRAND A Western Product PER CASE 83.98 CHEESE ARMOUR'S QUALITY LOAF CHEESE PER POUND 27c LEMONS EXTRA LARGE SIZE FRUIT PER DOZEN 49c LARD ARMOUR'S STAR BRAND HIGHEST QUALITY NO. 10 C4 Oft pail dl.dtf SUGAR PURE CANE C. & II. BERRY SUGAR Per 100-lb. Sack $5.59 Open Evenings Til! 7:30 o'CIock for Your Convenience Phone 1082 STONE'S DIVISION Hotel Heppner Bldg. Australia, Canada, the Union of South Africa and the rest nor even England and Scotland together, has anywhere near as many people as we have. And we are still growing. The 1930 figures are seventeen million higher than the 190 count, the larg est ten-year increase in our history. ALICE My guess is that the winner in a national referendum on the most popular woman in America would be Mrs. Nicholas Longworth, wife of the Speaker of the House and daughter of Theodore Roosevelt She knows more about politics, the inside working of affairs, than any other woman in America in all probability. She never makes speeches, which may be one of the reasons why everybody thinks well of her. Her most intimate friend is Mrs. Ruth Hanna McCormlck, who is running for Senator from Illinois and in whose campaign Mrs. Longworth is helping. They have been intimates from girlhood, when Alice's father lived in the White House and Ruth's father was Uni ted States Senator from Ohio. BLRTHS Twenty-four hundred and eighty babies were born in New York City in the last week of July. In the same week only 1,205 persons died in the oity. If the same ratio of births to deaths continues through the year and prevailed all over the country, our population would soon grow so large that we could not support it. As a matter of fact, the national birthrate in the United States is rapidly approaching the death rate. The proportion is now about 20 deaths to every 23 births. A century and a half ago an Eng lish clergyman, named Malthus wrote a learned essay in which he calculated that the pressure of pop ulation upon the means of subsis tence would make it impossible for all the people on earth in the 20th century now to get food enough to eat. The Malthusian theory was taken seriously by many economists until recently. But, somehow, it isn't working out Right now we have a surplus of most foodstuffs, and the birthrate is still declining. DROUGHT If mankind ever learns how to j forecast the weather for even a few weeks ahead. It will mark the be ginning of our final victory over Na ture. But so long as we are at the mercy of the weather we can hardly say that we have conquered our environment The drought of 1930, extending throughout the Middle West and the South, is the severest in 30 yars. Last year the Northeast and the Northwest suffered from lack of rain, but without serious econ omic consequences. This year the wheat and corn belts are the vic tims, with greatly reduced crops as a result The compensation lies in the larger market for wheat, as a sub stitute for corn for cattle feeding, and higher prices for both grains because of the short supply. RURAL ORGANIZATIONS LESSEN FIRE HAZARDS Fire hazards in rural communit ies may be greatly lessened without actual cost by making use of the new rural district fire protection law, according to fire chiefs who re cently held their convention and 1 ""tiV.viVi Km"'M ii j '6 it? 1" " " rim Open Air Circus Acts Daily Horse Show Races - - Auto Show Livestock Exhibits County Displays now lo attend first annual fire school at Oregon State collgee. Reduced Are Insur ance rates soon make up for the slight increase in the tax levy need ed to purchase equipment they re ported. Chief William Ringold of Pendle ton was elected president of the flre fighters for next year. The Bre men's school was established as a permanent institution to be held an nually at Oregon State college. Try a G. . Want Ad. 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