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HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, APRIL 12, 1928.
Periodical of the Heppner Public Schools
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JOHK CO9B
LETHA HIATT
ASSISTANT .
BITS. MGB BOSELLA DOHEBTT
KEPOKTEBSl Eutl MoOkld, Kuy
Bmumt, En Hiatt, Jaanatta Tur
ner, Ohm Parker, Stanley Minor,
Ellii Thomson, ClamN HayM,
John Farkar, Jo Swlndig, 0y
Andarson.
Arlington Defeated.
The Heppner high school baseball
team won their first league game
from Arlington April 7, with a score
9 to 12. The game started out with
everything in Arlington's favor, but
after Arlington had succeeded in
running up five points during the
first three innings, the spell broke
and Heppner soon came to the top.
Many errors were made by both
- teams and as a result a few scores
were obtained by both sides.
HEPPNER AB R SH E
Slocum, cf
Bramer, 2
Thomson, If .
Gentry, ss
N. Turner, 3
Robertson, 1
Gammell, p
Parker, rf
Monahan, rf
Total
3
0
2
1
1
2
2
0
.30
45 12
5
5
5
S
5
5
. 5
. 2
ARLINGTON-
Salling, If
AB R SH E
Van Nostern, ss
Fisk, c
Williams, cf A p-
Tatone, 2
Learn, 3
McClard, 1
Irby, rf
Harford, cf 4 p .
Van Winkle
Total
0
2
2
2
0
0
0
0
0
0
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The local boys are going strong
and they are practicing very hard
so they will be able to win the next
game to be played with lone at the
Gentry field, Friday, April 13.
Roll.
The honor roll for the second six
weeks of this semester is as fol
lows:
First honor roll with four A's in
cludes Evelyn Swindig and Fletch
er Walker.
Second honor roll with three A's
and one B, Katherine Bisbee, Mar
garet Notson and Mary White.
Third honor roll with two A's and
two B's, Nolan Turner and Rosella
Doherty.
Fourth honor roll with three B's
and one A, Mary Beamer and Ken
neth Oviatt
Ffith honor roll with four B's,
Virginia Dix, Marie Kirk and Jean-
ette Turner.
Sixth honor roll with three A's
for those carrying only three sub
jects is held by Evelyn Shultz, a
mid-term freshman.
American and World History.
The American history class has
completed the study of American
history and is starting the study
in international relations from 1815
to 1928. As the causes of the Great
War go back that far, Mrs. Smith
believes that books otherwise than
the regular text can give a broader
view on the subject
The world history, two, class is
also studying the causes of the
Great War mainly those dating
from 1870 to 1914. They have Ha
ished studying the unification of
Italy.
-Si-Teams
for Typing Contest
Margaret Notson, Jack Casteel,
Vivian Cason and Letha Hiatt are
chosen to represent Heppner high
school at the typewriting contest to
be held at Pendleton at 10 o'clock,
April 14. They will leave here early
Saturday morning, motoring over
in Edna Vaughn's car, and will re
turn in the afternoon. ,
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Operetta Costumes.
Domestic art girls under the su
pervision of Miss Murray have been
busy taking measurements for op
eretta costumes, for both boys and
girls. Some will be made at school
while others will be cut out and the
students' mothers will finish them.
!!
Grade News.
Jimmie Gemmell, who has been
absent for a month on account of
scarlet fever, has returned to
school.
The third grade had nearly per
fect attendance last week, having
only one half day's asbence.
In the fifth grade, April 9, the
following were selected for the fin
als in the declamatory contest:
non-humorous, James Driscoll; hu
morous, Ethel Hughes and Ernest
Clark. The judges were Miss Ben-
nehoff, Mrs. Dix and Miss Wilson
Doris Jackson of the sixth grade
has moved to Salem.
The fourth grade had their room
tryouts Wednesday, April 4. Mar
shal Fell, Dorothy Brookhouser
and William McRoberts were chos
en for humorous and Merle Barlow,
Merl Dee Brown and Viola Kirk
were chosen for non-humorous selections.
Charles Cox and Olivia, Baldwin
are now back in school.
Beatrice Thomson, Vivian Stout
and Lyle Morris are back in the
seventh grade alter having been
absent on account of illness.
The lower grades are going to
have their final tryouts in the gym
nasium Thursday at 1:45.
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Perso rials.
Several of the former students
of Heppner high school visited the
school the last few days. Among
them were Elinor Conn, Velma
Huston and Anna Wightman.
The shorthand pupils who are
taught by Miss Pearson have just
received their first copies of the
Gregg Writer, a monhtly magazine
devoted to the study of shorthand,
typing and stenographic work.
The bookkeeping class also un
der Miss Pearson, have started
work on the Keeland set, which
Glorifies the Pig
means that each student has a set
of books and keeps them up like
a regular bookkeeper. They do
business with the Merchant's Na
tional Bank of Heppner, which
happens to be located on the teach
er's desk.
Clair Cox accompanied his par
ents to The Dalles last Friday. .
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New Staff Members.
A new face greets the viewer of
a Heppnerian staff meeting. Evelyn
Schultz is the new member of the
staff, coming well recommended
from her English classes.
Gay Anderson is no longer on th
staff, and Mildred Green is taking
his place.
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Domestic Science.
Frozen desserts, such as sherbets
and Ice cream have been made by
the domestic science class and they
are now studying menu planning.
Problems on the claculations of cal
ories are being studied, also.
H
Clvics.
All civics term papers were or
dered to be handed in last Friday
in a rough form. As the class in
structor, Mr. Burgess, preferred to
present any corrections, before they
are typed and made in a book form.
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Postpone Junior Entertainment
Junior entertainment day fell on
Good Friday, April 6. As there was
no school that afternoon, their pro
gram was postponed until Thurs
day, April 12. Everyone is looking
forward to that day. .
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Debate Meeting.
Five debate pins have been or
dered by Mr. von Lubken. The
members getting pins are allowed
one dollar from the student body
and must furnish the rest '
It was decided to order these at
a meeting called by Mr. Johnson
Thursday afternoon.
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News.
The Parent-Teacher association
held its regular meeting at the
gymnasium Tuesday, April 10. The
meeting was a very important one
because of election of officers. The
program was furnished by the stu
dents of the eighth grade and was
as follows:
Recitation, "Anautical Extrava
gance" by Gene Mikesell; song, "My
Curly Headed Bobby," eighth grade
girls; song, "Dance With Me,"
eighth grade girls; recitation, "Cas
ey at the Bat," by Irene Hiatt; reci
tation, "Casey's Revenge," Louise
Mover.
The date 'or the high school oper
etta has been set as April 25. The
cast is now beginning afternoon
and evening practice. The setting
of the operetta is that of a charm
ing Dutch village as is signified by
the name, "Tulip Time."
The final declamatory contest will
be held on Saturday, April 28. Many
students are trying out for the con
test and are working diligently to
make it a huge success.
The students of the local school
were quite elated over the fact that
school was closed Friday afternoon
commemorating Good Friday.
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Dr. Josef Franx Kapp, prominent
medical man, who claims that serum
obtained from pigskin will restore
grandma's complexion to rival that
of her granddaughter.
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recommends.
"Several women looked twenty
years younger after receiving the
treatments," he said.
The treatment takes six to eight
weeks, he explained, and sometimes
the results last several years, while
in other cases the treatment must
be repeated in a year if the patient
desires to keep on looking better
and younger.
The Wasserman Institute has
christened the "youth serum" Novo
pithel. 'Novo' Is Latin for new and
'epithelial' is Greek for skin.
The experiments were first under
taken in 1911. The skin rejuvena
tor was first tried on human beings
by Dr. Kapp and his associates in
1923.
"Of two hundred cases that I per
sonally treated," said Dr. Kapp,
sixty to sixty-five showed tremen
dous improvement and 10 or 15 per
cent no improvement at all."
Who could ever have guessed that
the lowly pig would have come to
the rescue of woman's fading
beauty!
Wooing By Letters.
He "I love U."
She "C here. F U don't stop, U
J, I'll call mother."
He "Y?"
She "G! It's EZ2CUR2 Ca
rious." He "Will U B mine?"
She (falling on his neck) "O U
kid!"
When his sister discovered young
Thos.
Arrayed in his parent's pajos.,
And cried in dismay:
"Oh, what will father say?"
He replied: "Not a word. These are
mos."
"While I do not positively assert
that Jones is a dishonest man," said
Jone's acquaintance, "I strongly re
commend people who shake hands
with him to count their fingers care
fully when he leaves to go."
Flo: "You may kiss me on the
temple." ,
Bo: "And get a bang in the
mouth for my pains?"
"O, 'Varsity life it is gay,"
Says the fusser who fusses alway.
Then comes the exams, ' ' -
The fusser he crams,
But alas! 'tis too late in the day.
Will exchange a few White Leg
horn hens for Rhode Island Reds.
Mrs. Geo. Moore, city. 2tf.
E. F. Smith, Rhea creek farmer,
was attending to business here on
Tuesday.
Lowliest Animal Rescues
Fading Beauty and
Gains Respect.
Written Specially for Gazette Times
Through Autocaster News Service
By Rdbert Fuller
Nev York, April 14. Dr. Josef
Franz Kapp spent a few days on
these shores last week, with as
tounding results.
When the famous doctor embark
ed on the boat that was to take him
back to Europe, he had left behind
him the information that the lowly
pig is the yielder of a serum to re
juvenate beauty that will turn
grandmothers into flappers.
No longer were pigs something to
be sniffed at they were animals
deserving the highest respect! For
Dr. Kapp is the American director
of the Wasserman Institute of Ber
lin, and one of the most notable
physicians in the civilized world.
And he has pronounced the edict
that the pig, if not in itself a thing
of beauty, is capable of producing
seductive feminine charms.
Common barnyard pigs, accord
ing to Dr. Kapp, will give the middle-aged
woman of the future a
face as smooth and beautiful as
that of her flapper granddaughter.
Dr. Kapp let the pig not the cat
out of the bag by explaining as
follows:
First the skin tissues of the pig
are removed, thoroughly cleansed
and cut into small pieces. These
are run through a L'Abadie mill
and distilled water and a small
quantity of phenol added. The re
sulting serum is injected into the
war-vein of the rabbit After four
teen days the rabbit is killed and
its blood withdrawn.
It is placed in a container and
the clear liquid which rises to the
top is withdrawn. This liquid is
the youth giving mixture Dr. Kapp
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