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HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, MAY 12, 1927.
THE HEPPNERIAN
Published Wekly by the Students of Heppner High School
Editor-in-Chief
AnUUnt Editor
Business Manager
Reporters:
Girls' Sports
Boys' Sports
Social
Joy Erwla
Mae Doherty
Kenneth Oviatt
Mae Groshens
Gene Doherty
Louise Thomson
Activities John Conder
Personals Reta Crawford
Grades Letha Hiatt
Jokes Kills Thomson
HI-JLNKS SUCCESSFUL.
The Hi Jinks went over with a bang.
The committee in charge, Gene Doher
ty, Charles Notson and Onei Parker,
are to be congratulated on the suc
cess of the enterprise. Paul Hisler
and Merle Becket left little to be
desired in the advertising line. The
smoker which was the main event of
the carnival was ably supervised by
Robert Turner and Paul Hisler.
Recruits from the H Club and the
Booster Club helped put the affair
across. Those who had charge of the
booths were as follows:
Fish Pond Louise Langdon, Anna
McDaid and Audrey Beymer.
Fortune Telling Eva Hiatt and
Gertrude Doherty.
Beauty Parlor Ethel Moore and
Elisabeth Elder.
Contest for most ugly man won by
Paul Hisler, with Mr. Johnson a close
second, and for most beautiful woman
won by Miss Murray. Marjorie ICark,
Patricia Mahoney and Ruth Furlong
were in charge.
Bar Committee Mae Doherty, Vel
ton Owen, Katherine Bisbee and Ev
elyn Swindle.
Wild Animals Merle Becket and
Howard Evans.
Nigger Baby Stand Tom Wells
and Onez Parker.
Police Court Frieda Akers, Mary
Ritchie, Valoice Bramer and judge,
Charles Notson.
Candy Selling One Parker.
Clowns Hazel McDaid and Onez
Parker.
Roulette Ellis Thomson.
Hehisch Stand Louise Thomson
and John Conder.
The smoker consisted of boxing
matches Gordon Bucknum vs. Albert
Lawson, a draw: Jack Casteel vs.
Vernon Brown, draw; Clarence Hayes
vs. Robert Turner, decision for Clar
ence; Tom Wells vs. Merle Becket,
draw; wrestling match, Elmer Hake
vs. Marion Cunningham, draw.
SCHOOL PICNIC.
On Thursday, May 19, the annual
school picnic will be held. This will
be the climax of the exams which
will be finished on Wednesday. Un
der the point system the class with
the highest number of votes may pro
vide nothing for this picnic, one oth
er class wlil furnish the transporta
tion, and the remaining two classes
will furnish the food. A committee
of three, Merle Becket, Gerald Slo
cum and Mr. Johnson has been select
ed to decide upon the location. They
plan to go no farther than fifteen
miles away, possibly twenty. It is
reported that they may decide to go
up Rhea creek.
Junior Flunk Day.
Last Friday the juniors limped in
to asembly so sore and weary -that
they could hardly walk. It seems
that their hike to the old mill from
the camp was very strenuous to say
the least. They all admitted that
they had put in a day, getting up
piobably at five o'clock and getting
beck after dark. But they all said
they had had a good time and would
like to live the day over again. They
went to the mountains above Butter
creek.
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Miss Thorpe, Miss Bleakman and
Miss Fredreckson will start upon a
tour of Oregon on the 21st of this
month. They will go into Idaho
from La Grande, from there down
through Southern Oregon to Crater
Lake, then up to Bend, across Mc
Kenzie pass to Eugene, Portland and
back home. They will drive in Miss
Thorpe's car and plan to be gone
about two weeks.
Miss Pearson: "What animal eats
the least food?"
Harlan Devin: "The moth, it eats
holes."
ANNUAL PUBLISHED.
To add to the zest of the Hi-Jinks
on Saturday evening, some 200 vol
umes of the 1926-27 issue of the high
school annual, The Hehisch. came off
the press and were ready for distri
bution. Accordingly a booth was
erected at the carnivnl at which any
who had not theretofore placed an or
der for an annual had the privilege
of purchasing one for the sum of
9 1.25. Sixteen annuals were issued
and the sales mannger felt somewhat
tncouraged by the returns of the ef
forts put forth.
On Monday, annuals were issued
to each member of the sales force
for distribution and about 70 were
disposed of. There have been about
135 or 140 annuals spoken for. As
we have 200 printed, it spells "dig"
for the salesmen, to sell the rest.
We have hopes of being able to sell
the annuals readily. If the entire
lot are not sold this year, next year
will find the school without an an
nual, for Mr. Burgess is strictly
against the school running into debt
on the annual this year. Why can
we not sell 200 annuals in a town of
over 1500 population? Surely there
are 200 people interested enough in
the high school to buy a Hehisch.
We wish all those desiring annuals,
and who have not been solicited, to
please put your order in as soon as
possible.
The annual itself is a very fine lit
tle book, containing the news of the'
school for the past year, and also the
pictures of the students and faculty.
The cover design is unusually attrac
tive. It is a good souvenir of your
school. Secure one.
Booster Club Sales.
The Girls' Booster club has awak
ened to the fact htat they are in dire
need of funds, and to meet this de
mand, they are planning a series of
sales. On Thursday, May 12, the
club will sell lemonade and orangeade
for five cents a glass. This will ap
pease the thirst of those who want
something slightly stronger than
water. Friday, the 13th, will see the
club selling small souvenir yell books.
These little volumes will be of the
high school colors, purple and gold,
and will sell for ten cents. The sou
venirs will contain five of the favor
ite yells of the high school, and every
student should have one as a re
membrance of his high school days.
On the day of the high school pic
nic the booster club girls will have
booth of ice-cold drinks, and sell
them at the popular five cent price.
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Grade Athletics.
The grade school baseball team
played its last game of the season
at lone Friday. Ritchie, the lone
pitcher, twirled JK'ith great effective
ness, allowing only one hit which was
obtained by Bruce Gibb, Heppner
catcher. The Heppner boys played
very good ball in the field while lone
allowed two scores to be made on
errors. lone won 7-2.
Four games were played during the
season. Heppner beat Lexington
twice and dropped both games to the
lone team.
Baseball letters will be issued to
the following boys: Bruce Gibb, El
mer Hake, James McNamee, Orrin
Furlong, Roy Gentry, Oral Wright,
Alex Ulrich, Gay Anderson, Earl
Thomson, Lyle Cowdrey and Clarence
Erwin.
Athletics in the grades have proven
successful during the whole year. It
is believed that it has caused better
attendance, better work in the class
room, and has lessened discipline
trouble. The boys have taken a great
interest in it, have done ali the work
outside of school hours, and have paid
all cm enses by the gate receipts from
ineir own games, iwo or tnree years
of training in the grades will un-'
doubtedly . improve athletics in the
high school in the years to come.
It is hoped that the work will be
continued next year.
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Faculty Banquet.
The faculty gave a banquet in honor
of the school board Tuesday. The
decorative scheme was carried out in
rose and white tulips, narcissi and
candles.
The guests were Mr. and Mrs. Chas.
Thomson, Mr. and Mrs. S. E. Notson.
Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Walker, Mr. and
Mrs. V'awtev Crawford, Mr. and Mrs.
2. R. ' Huston, Mrs. Burgess, Mrs.
Smith, Mr. W." O. Dix and Juanita
Wilson. Winifred Thomson, Doris
iliatt and Zella McFerrin served.
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Examinations.
High school students are nervously
cramming for the exams which will
be given Tuesday and Wednesday as
the exemptions have as yet not been
published. Students are hastily
scribbling term papers, book reports
and outlines which, as usual, have
been left to the last possible moment.
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The junior-senior banquet which is
to be given Saturday is progressing
rapidly. Both committees are work
ing hard and it is hoped it will be a
success.
A deep and sonorous rumble, not
unlike a worn out saw, pierced the
stillness of assembly the other after
noon. The noise was discovered to
emit from a certain small boy in the
sub-freshman row. Not even the up
roar of returning classes could dis
turb his somnolence. Though his
name was announced upon the eighth
period list he heard it not.' The sym
pathetic upperclassmen tried in vain
to suppress their mirth that his slum
ber might not be rent. At the dis
missal of school, Mr. Johnson was
forced to arouse the young man who
awoke to a circle of grinning and
simewhat boistrous classmates. He
yawned at his audience, a trifle em
brassed, but very much refreshed.
This young Dreamer of Dreams was
Jce Swindig.
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Mae Groshens gave an interesting
15-minute talk on Poison Gas, in
chemistry Tuesday. It was enjoyed
immensely, especially as there was
no class recitation.
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Mr. Burgess: "Have you ever done
any public spenkirg before'?"
Paul Hisler: "Once; I asked a girl
for a date over our party line."
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Dorothy Herren: "Are you going
to the fair?"
Norma Short: "What fair?"
D. H.: "Well, the paper says fair
here today and tomorrow.
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The Honor Roll for the grades will
not be published this term because
they cannot be detrmined until the
last day of school.
The sixth grade will take their ex
ams in Oregon HiBtory and Hygiene
this week.
The fifth grade have been corres
ponding with school children in other
states. An interesting box from
Eastport, Maine, came to Billy Thom
son. It contained many different post
cards and a box of sardines.
A box made up of Morrow county
produce was sent in return. Billy's
mother made three tiny wheat Backs
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ST. LOUIS 85.60
CHICAGO 90.30
DETROIT 109.93
CINCINNATI 110.40
CLEVELAND 112.8S
TORONTO 1IS.OS
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WASHINGTON ...145.80
PHILADELPHIA 149.22
NEW YORK 151.70
BOSTON 157.76
Low fares also to other points in
Middle West, South and East.
Liberal ttopoveri permit visiting
Zion National Park
Grand Cany on National Park
Yellowstone National Park
Rocky Mountain Nat'l Park
For Illustrated Booklets,
Reservations and Information,
address Agent named below.
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In Line With Our Policy
Of meeting large chain-store prices on CASH PURCHASES, we make
these offerings believing the cash customer is entitled to the saving
made by not having to carry the account. Read every item compare
prices.
PURE CANE SUGAR, 13 Lbs. for $1.00
Fancy Royal Club Peaches, 21-2, were 35c, now .... 30c
Royal Club Sliced Pineapple, 1 5 oz 20c
Choice Royal Club Crushed Pineapple, No. 2 25c
Grapefruit, No. 2 35c
Royal Red Tomatoes, 6 cans for $1 .00
Country Club Coffee, per pound 50c
Olympic Flour, per 49-lb. sack $2.25
Golden Yellow Corn, 6 cans for $1 .00
OTHER GOODS PRICED ACCORDINGLY
You must live-so why not pay cash
and save? We are here to help you
which were filled with rye, oats and
wheat.
State tests for the eighth A will
be taken Thursday and Friday. Eighth
B exams will come next week.
Miss Roger's room, the seventh
grade, had a wienie roast last Mon
day." They invited the eighth B grade.
The fifth grade has just received
a framed picture of Pilgris Going to
Church.
THE NEW TESTAMENT.
The study as to how we came into
possession of the New Testament is
a very interesting one and one with
which all Christians ought to be fa
miliar. This will be the theme for
the evening discourse at the Church
of Christ on Sunday next. All other
services as usual. A cordial welcome
to all.
MILTON W. BOWER, Minister.
Judge C. H. Finn of Portland, was
a visitor in Heppner on Monday, look
ing after business matters of a legal
r.ature.
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