2 HEPPNER GAZETTE TIMES, HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, NOV. 4, 1926. PAGE SEVEN Sural TifappettUtga Mrs. George Moore has returned home from a visit in the east of some six weeks. She was called to Mis souri to help in settling up estate matters, and took advantage of the time in visiting her old home in that state which is some 60 miles from Kansas City, and with other relatives located in Kansas and Nebraska. While it rained almost constantly while Mrs. Moore was in the old home state, she enjoyed the trip very much and was able to get about and see numerous old acquaintances. One thing Mrs. Moore noticed was that in Missouri they did not have good roads like we have in Oregon. Marshall Phelps, son of Mr. and Mrs. A. M. Phelps of this city, paid the home folks a visit the last of the week, coming over from Bend, where he is employed by a big lumber con cern. Mr. PhelpV vacation was de layed due to the fact that he has been used as handy man while other mem bers of the force were vacationing. He had a try at practically every job in the outfit, he reports, and while his education was greatly en. hanced thereby, at the same time his own work suffered, and he has had a hard time catching up. He returned to Bend Sunday. Dallas Ward attended the funeral of his grandfather, the late Cayce ruqua, at Lexington on Sunday, com ing up from Portland where the day previous he played on the 0. A. C. fotoball team that won from Univer sity of Idaho, 3-0. Dallas visited with friends in Heppner a short time Mon day, accompanying his mother, Mrs, Ola Ward, and aunt, Mrs. Howard Lane, from Lexington. Ray Ljuper, stute engineer, accom panied by his father, James Lupsr, visited Heppner on Monday and Tues day, remaining over to attend the fu neral services of the late E. G. Slo cum held in this city Tuesday after. noon and then driving on to Portland. Mr. Luper was looking after official duties in this part of the state J. I. Purdy, traveling freight and passenger agent, and W, J. Leonard, district freight and passenger agent, of the Union Pacific System, with of fices at Walla Walla, were visitors in Heppner on Wednesday looking up business for their company. Mr. and Mrs. Noah Clark brought their little daughter, Bettie Alice age 6, to Morrow General hospital in this city on Tuesday, where she un derwent an operation for appendicitis by Dr. Johnston. She is reported to be getting along well. Milton W. Bower, pastor of the Christian church, departed for Enter prise the first of the week and will remain there for a couple of weeks, assisting the pastor of the Christian church in conducting a revival meet ing. The Willing Workers of the Chris tian church announce that they will hold their annual bazaar at the church parlors on December 10th. They will offer for sale at this time many good and useful articles. tf. J. W. Howk, A. A. McCabe, Jason biddle and W. E. Bullard were mem bers of lone lodge of Masons attend ing the funeral services of the late Elmer Slocum, held at Masonic hall in this city Tuesday afternoon. Mrs. M. L. Oney, who suffered a stroke of paralysis in the right side some two weeks ago, is able to be about again, though her right eye is closed as a result of tne alUiction. Mr. and Mrs. Prewitt Cax came up from their home near Oregon Ctiy on Tuesday, being called to Heppner by the very serious illness of Mr. Cox's mother, Mrs. J. H. Cox. Mrs. Carrie Vaughn went to Port land on Sunday and will remain at the home of her daughter, Mrs. Spen cer Akers for some time, caring for Mrs. Akers who is ill. Mrs. Fanny Rood of Portland was a visitor here for several days during the past week, returning home Sat urday. Mr. and Mrs. Jake Pearson were vis itors here from Lena on Wednesday, Mr. Pearson bringing in the election returns from his precinct. Reginald Denny at Star Theater on Sunday and Monday in WHAT HAP PENED TO JONES. The screaming est comedy hit of the year. Mrs. Frances Rood motored to Port land on Sunday for a visit with her parents who reside in that city, of the most of us. are economic, due to natural laws and not legislation. One might well go a step farther and assert that most of tne iarmers nave seen this from the first. Word comes from the southwest that a meeting of farmers recently passed a resolution to the effect that it didn't want to hecr anv more political speeches on the tilieht of agriculture, evidently this organization believes that some thing else is needed than more or less visionary plans to lift tne tarmer by his own bootstraps. All sorts of theories have been pro pounded, as cures for the ills of the farmer and all sorts of figures have been produced to show what is the matter with him. Most of these have been erroneous, as was a recent arith metical exhibit tending to show how much less the farmers' dollar will buy than the dollar of the fellow in town a set of figures which the Secretary of Agriculture branded as an absurd ity. In commenting on the situation of the farmer and the tendency of tar iff reformers and others to quote their own statistics to suit thair own pur poses, Mr. Jardine wisely said: 'Since 11 agriculture nas Deen going through a slow but steady pro cess of recovery. The index of pur chasing power of farm products haB risen by an average of five points per year from its low point of b in laJl It is true that cotton has slumped in price this fall, but it is equally true that other products of regional im portance enjoy a favorable price po sition. In August, the latest month for which our figures are complete, such leading products as hogs, pota toes, butter and wool had a unit pur chasing power even above the pre war parity of exchange. "Of course, no informed man will argue from this that the difficulties of farmers are ended nor that there are not yet real agricultural problems to be solved. On the other hand, no real progress can be made toward re storing full argicultural prosperity if such important matters as tariff protection or other issues of nation al policy are to be settled on the ba sis of incorrect and misleading statis tical evdience." Invents Death Ray i i If - J) ' ill A ' nr. W. D. Coolidtre. Philadel phia scientist, has perfected a tub for projecting the cathode ray. A mouse after Deing exposed to uw ray for but a fraction of a minute was disintegrated. It kills plant life turns acetylene gas into pow rW and does other amazing things. Dr. Coolidge hopes to make the ray of help to humanity. CHILDREN'S FARM HOME NEWS. The report of the Children's Farm Home which was given by the office secretary, Mrs. Madge J. Mears, at the state W. C. T. U. convention held in Gresham October 19th, showed that fine work has been done during the past year. The acreage is all pledged and $7,484.42 in the treasury ready for payment. The full amount will be collected by the time the notes are due. Five cottages are filled with happy boys and girls, to the number of 115 and the Lane county cottage nearing completion will be ready for children Decmber 1, making room for twenty boys. Other counties are planning for cottages, Coos i and Clackamas have already started their campaigns and the four southern Oregon coun ties, Douglas, Josephine, Jackson and Klamath are uniting for one from that section. At the Farm Home Board meeting on October 16th, it was decided to erect the next cottage, built outside of special county campaigns, in hon or of Mrs. Ada Wallace Unruh, the woman who has done such splendid work in establishing the Home. The Farm Home Board are confident that the Deople of the Btate will be pleased with this decision and that they can denend upon them to make this cam paign a success. We are very glad for this activity for cottages lor tne neea for more room is very great and we hope several of these cottages will be erected early next yeaT. MT. EVEREST EXPERIENCE TOLD. University of Oregon, Eugene, Nov. 3. Tragic experience of the last at tempt to scale Mt. Everest, the high est mountain in the world, will be told November 10, when Captain J. P, Noel, photographer with the expedi tion. lectures to the associated stu dents, being the first of c series of four lectures to be given by speakers of international interest. Tom Skey hill, soldier, poet, world traveler, and student of world affairs, will appear during the year, lecturing on Mujso lini and the Fascist. The third lC ture of the series will be by Roy Chapman Andrews, leader of the tliird Asiatic expedition, on prehistoric man in the Mongolian desert. Cornell! S. Parkre, writer, sociologists and lec turer has been extended an invitatio to address the students on her per. sonal travels in Europe. MAKE YOUR OWN FIGURES. There is abundant evidence that the American farmers arc coming to seo that their troubles, like the troubles Awarded Medal f ''flOr At Searles Lake, Cali., U a plan fk.t nniiunx 91 nf this eountnrs potash needs. Agriculture which it an dAiwmlent tmon Dotash as a fer tiliser can thank Dr. John E. Tee pie for bis development of the in dustry. The American Chemical Society awarded the Perkins Medal for 1927 to Dr. Teeple for his chem ical achievements We have Clothes for the Workman Winter will soon be here with its de mands for heavier clothing. We can outfit you from head to toeinside and out. 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