Historical Society, public - eppner Volume 43, Number 7. HEPPNER, OREGON, THURSDAY, May 13, 1926 Subscription $2.00 a Year Stag 17 1. S. TO GET Commencement Week to Start Sunday With Baccalaureate. FINISH NEXT FRIDAY Examinations, a Holiday Thursday, With Junior-Senior Banquet in Evening Other Events. With the close of the 1925-26 school year only a week away, Commence ment plans and Commencement af fairs are taking precedence over all other school and town events, as they do about this time every year. Unless some unforseen scholastic disasters occur, the class this year will number seventeen, two more than last year. Sunday evening, May 16, Rev. W. 0. Livingstone, formerly pastor of the Christian church here, will deliver the baccalaureate address, talking on the topic "The Perils of Success." The complete program for this service is: Processional DeKoven High School Choir. Invocation Rev. E, C. Alford Invictus Huhn High School Choir Sermon Rev. W. 0. Livingstone Hymn, Portuguese Congregation Benediction Rev. Alford Then between this service and the culmination of Commencement will be three more days of regular school work, two of them to be devoted to examinations. Thursday there will be no school, and all high school stu dents are planning a lively day, with a track meet in the morning, and a swimming meet in the afternoon. The junior-senior banquet will be held Thursday evening, May 20. For this occasion the lower class is plan ning a regal time for the seniors. Friday cards fill be given out, and that night there wii! be the Com mencement program. The Junior class, following tradition, wili decor ate for his event, which will take place in the high school auditorium at 8:00 p. m., Friday, May 21. For this Dean Alfred Powers of the University of Oregon Extension Di vision, will be the speaker. He will address the graduates on the subject "A Good Personality." Dean Powers needs no introduction to many Hepp ner people who have heard him Bpeak before. He is an extremely inter esting talker, and more than that, he always has an inspirational mes sage. Other numbers on this program will be: Overtui'e High School Orchestra Processional .... High" School Chorus Invocation Rev. M. W. Bower "To a Wild Rose" MacDowell Commencement Address Alfred Powers Presentation of Diplomas, S. E, Notson Selection High School Orchestra Benediction Rev. Bower Members of the graduating class are: Mary Case, Bernard Doherty, Clifford Driscoll, Charles Hirl, Cray ton Lnwson, Duck Lee, Irene Lov sren, Howard McDuffee, Lucile Mc Duffee, Irene Peck, Margaret Prophet, Leonard Schwarz, Crocket Sprouls, Flossie Stender, Robert Tash, James Thomson, and John Turner. Cutworms Prevalent; Are Readily Controlled Cutworms, more numerous this year, are doing moro damage than for some years past, according to reports received by County Agent Morse. These pests are readily con trolled by the poison bran mash. This material, when properly prepared and applied, is preferred to the vegetation by both cutworms and grasshoppers. The expense is not prohibitive and the results are quick and sure. The poison mash is prepared as follows: Coarse bran, 25 lbs.; Paris Green or White arsenic, 1 lb. i Salt, 1-4 lb.; molasses 1 pint. Use water to make a course, crum bly mash. The wkite arsenic and dry bran are first mixed thoroughly in a container. In another vessel stir a pint of cheap molosses or sirup in 3 or 4 quarts of water. Then prepare n mash by slowly adding the mixture of molasses and water to the poisoned bran. If too dry more water may be added. The mash, however, should not be made too sloppy; it should fall apart readily in the hand after being pressed together. Scatter thinly over the surface of the soil along the rows of plants af ter sundown. RAY McDUFFEE GETS HONORS. Oregon Agricultural Colloge, Cor vallis, May 10. Ray McDuffee of - Heppner has been pledged to Kappa phi Delta, professional education fra ternity. Achievements in scholarship and activities are taken into consid eration by the fraternity in pledging new members. Membership Is con fined to men intending to enter the teaching profession who have a schol astic average of 85 per cent or above. McDuffee is a junior in vocational education and a member of Psl Chi frutornity, of which he is manager. DO YOU KNOW that our regular prices on PATH IINDER tires are lower than mail order house prices and you get the benefit of our service besides ( HEPPNER GARAGE Clarke Phillips. Magician and Ven triloquist at Star Theater Tuesday and Wednesday, May 18 and 19. CIRCUIT COURT HOLDS SESSION THE PAST WEEK Grand Jury Has Busy Session and Reports 14 True Bills; Many Civil Cases Settled. A short session of circuit court was held at Heppner the past week, when Judge Gilbert W. Phelps came over from Pendleton and heard such matters as could be presented on Fri day and Saturday. Several civil and one criminal case were disposed of and cases set down for hearing at rhe regular June term, beginning the sec ond Monday in next month. The grand jury had been called the first of the week for the consideration ol such business as might be brought to their attention, and they had a very lively six days' session, at the end of which they brought in the following report: "We, the undersigned, duly em paneled and sworn as grand jurors for the June term, 1926, of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Morrow County, and continued for the December term, 1925, of said court, respectfully submit to the court the following report: "We have found fourteen true bills and three not true bills. We have in vestigated all matters pertaining to the violations of criminal statutes of the State of Oregon committed or triable in this county, which have been presented to us or which we have had knowledge. However, there are a number of matters the investigation of which we are unable to complete owing to the fact that witnesses are not available and cannot be subpoe naed within several days, and also cwing to the fact that we believe that there are matters which should be investigated further by the Dis trict Attorney to determine whether further evidence is available. For these reasons, we would respectfully request that we be permitted to sep arate at this time and come together at a later date, upon order of the Court to complete such investiga tions as we can not now complete. "We have examined the offices con nected with the administration of justice, and find the same well kept, i.i far as we can ascertain. We have inspected the county jail and find it in very good condition. We would renew the recommendation of a for mer grand jury to the effect that there be added t the county jail at as early a time as may be possible, u woman's ward and a padded cell for the violently insane. We would also recommend that a picture on the walls of the jail, which is, in our opinion, objectionable, be removed. "We have inspected the county poor house, and deem it unnecessary to make any recommendation in regard to it. "Dated this 8th day of May, 1926. "T. J. JONES, Foreman, "A. P. PARKER, "FRANK MONAHAN, 1 "E. H. TURNER, "E. C. HELIKER, "ARTHUR GERGENS, "J. O. TURNER." Before leaving Heppner Judge Thelps made disposition of the fol lowing cases: Heppner Farmers Elevator Com pany vs. Ed Buschke; default and judgment. Annie Marshall and John Marshall vs. Mike Marshal!; demurrer over ruled and twenty days to answer. Annie Marshall and John Marshall vs. Joe Curran, demurrer overru'ed and twenty days to answer. Bowman-Hicks Lumber Co. vs J. B. Kenny and Hugh O'Rourke; demur rer of J. B. Kenny overruled by con sent; ten days allowed in which to further plead. Credit Service Co. vs. H, L. Fisher; default and judgment. Walter T. Greathouse vs. Timm & Sons; demurrer overruled, twenty days to answer. B. S, Huntington, H. S. Wilson and W. M. Huntington vs. Wm. Padberg; amended complaint filed. Goodyear Rubber Co. vs. H. L. frish- cr; default and judgment. Margaret Doherty vs. John C. Do herty; suit to collect on note; default and judgment. Ruth Hottman vs. 0. B. Hottman; demurrer overruled, ten days to an swer. ' J. E. Musgrave vs. May Musgrave; demurrer overruled, fifteen duys to answer. , H. F. Launtz vs. Charles Dale Al bright, et al.; default and judgment. Anna Nutter vs. Willis Stewart, et al; default and decree as to certain defendants; default as to all. Federal Land Bnnk of Spokane vs. Harve G. Coxen, et al.; default and decree. State of Oregon vs. Henry Bner; three indictments; placed under bond of $1000 on each count. State of Oregon vs. Kenneth Ma honey; two indictments; bonds of $1000 on each count required. State of Oregon vs. Edmund Buck num; plead guilty to charge of trans porting liquor; fined $250 and sen tenced to 30 days in county jail. State of Oregon vs. Walter T. Bray; bond required in justice court con tinued, State of Oregon vs. John J. Kelly; bond of $2000 required. State of Oregon vs. Cleve Adkins; justice court bond of $1000 continued. HOUSE BURNS AT BOARDMAN. Word reaches Heppner that the res idence of Mike Marshall, at Board man, with all its contents was totally destroyed by fire on Tuesday night. As to the origin of the fire, we are not informed, but there was oppar ently no chance to save anything, ac cording to the report. LOCAL MS ITEMS Miss Lorena Palmateer writes friends at Heppner that she has ar rived at Albuquerque, N. M., and that she is well situated at Sunset Lodge in that city, where she is receiving the very best of attention and get ting along nicely. It was largely through the help of Heppner people that Miss Palmateer, formerly high school teacher here, was enabled to go to the southern country where it is hoped that the climatic condi tions will greatly aid her in over coming her affliction. For the past two years Miss Palmateer had been in an open air sanitarium at Spokane. Her many Heppner friends will re joice to know that the changed con ditions are proving beneficial to Miss Palmateer. . A weex-end visit by the editor of the Gazette-Times to Joseph, Wallowa county, reveals the fact that there is a fine prospect for crops in that portion of the state and in Union county. The crops of all kinds are coming along well, and barring late frosts there will be an abundant yield. Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Fer guson, Miss Mary Crawford and the editor made the trip over and Mrs. V. Crawford, who had been spending the week with the Joseph relatives returned home with- them Tuesday morning. Dr. Johnston reports that Harvey Scott, who was operated on ten days ego for the removal of tumor from the bladder, is improving and should be able to leave the Morrow General hospital soon. A few days previous to the operation, Mr. Scott fell down a feed shoot in the barn at the ranch and dislocated his shoulder. This fall made worse the bladder trouble from which he had suffered for a i:umber of years. The operation was done under local anesthetic. Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Olden of Fairview were visitors here today. The crop situation in their part of the county remains excellent, with promise of abundant yield. A guest at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Olden this week is Mrs. J. C. Ware of Olym pia, Wash., mother of Mrs. Noel Dobyns, who is visiting with the Ol den and Dobyns families. A sale of farm and harvesting ma chinery, horses and cattle will be held on Saturday, May 22, at the farm of Mrs. Frances Rood, administratrix. The sale begins promptly at 9 a. m., to continue until the property is dis posed of. Much good property will be offered at this sale. Dr. Coberth of The Dalles was call ed in consultation last week with Dr. Johnston for Mrs. Dean T. Goodman, who was very ill at the Morrow Gen el al hospital. Dr. Johnston reports that Mrs. Goodman is much improved and now able to have visitors. Mr. and Mrs. Archie Ball of lone are the proud parents of an 8-lb. daughter, born at the Morrow General hospital in this city on May 7. Dr. Johnston reports mother and baby doing fine. Miss Ona Gilliam, graduate nurse of this city and Miss Fleming gradu ate nurse of The Dalles are assisting at the Morrow General hospital. William D, Imrie of Pontiac, 111., is a visitor nt the home of Mr. and Mrs. P. M. Gemmell imhis city. He is an uncle of Mrs. Gemmell. Clarke Phillips, Magician and Ven triloquist at Star Theater Tuesday and Wednesday, May 18 and 19. O. E. Johnson and Ernest Cannon ere Hardman ranchers doing busi ness in the city today. A. A. McCabe and Grant Olden were Rhea creek farmers in the city today. Experienced girl wants domestic work. Box 493, Heppner. 7-8. Colorado Beetle Doing Damage to Potatoes The Colorado potato beetle is do ing much damage to potato fields in Morrow couny this year, according to the county agent. These pests are easily controlled and should be poi soned as soon as they appear in the spring. In most parts of the county they are laying eggs now on the un dersides of the leaves and it will be necessary to spray for them again when these eggs have hatched. Lend arsenate or calcium arsenate are the preferable poisons. Paris Green will kill thorn but there is some, danger cf burning the potato vines if it is put on too thick. Use the poison at the rate of two pounds of pow der to fifty gallons of water and spray over the vines. On small patches they can be readily controlled by dusting with a mixture of one part by weight of lead arsenate or calcium arsenate and six parts by weight of sifted wood ashes, sir slacked lime, or sulphur. Be sure the materials are thorough ly mixed and apply when there is no wind blowing. Placing the dust in a gunny sack and shaking it over the vines is a good way to apply the dust. MRS. B1SBEE INJURED. While on the way out to Condon Inst Thursday afternoon, the car of Mrs. J. W. Beymer left the highway a short distance out of Arlington and v as somewhat wrecked by going ovei the bank. Mrs. Beymer was driving and riding with her was her sister, Mrs. L. E. Bisbee. Mrs. Bisbee re ceived a severe cut on the scalp that required ten stitches to close, and also received bruises, while Mrs. Bey mer escaped injury. Dr. Gesne'r of Arlington attended Mrs. Bisbee, and after the Indies had rested at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Art Wheelhouse in Arlington they were brought to Huppner by Chas. Thomson who had arrived in the meantime. Just what caused the car to leave the highway is not known, but it was evidently some fault with the steering gear. Boys' and Girls' Clubs To Receive Charters In recognition of the work accom plished in the Boys and Girls' clubs of Morrow county last year, charters are to be presented to two organiza tions of Morrow county by the Uni ted States department of agriculture through the extension service of the Oregon Agricultural College. The charters have arrived at the office of Superintendent Helen Walker in this city. The organizations to receive the charters are Garden club of Heppner and Willing Workers Sewing club of Echo. C. J. Walker is leader of the Gar den club of Heppner, and Mrs. Mag gie Carlson leader of the Willing Workers Sewing club. The names of W. M. Jardme, secre tary of the United States department of agriculture; J. A. Churchill, state superintendent of public instruction: Paul V .Maris, director of extension work, and H. C. Seymour, state club leader, appear on the charters. Masons Head League; Beat Knights Tuesday By winning from the Knights last Tuesday, after having defeated the Elks the week previous, the Masons "head Heppner's twilight ball Beries. So far three games' have been played with standings as follows: Masons, won 2, lost 6; Elks, won 1, lost 1; Knights, won 0, lost 2. Tuesday's game was the most close ly contested yet, the score being 5-3. The Knights looked more like a ball aggregation than on any previous oc casion, and aside from piling up some ten errors which cost them the game, they made some good plays at times. In the third inning after the Masons loaded the bases, the K. of P.'s gave the fans a big surprise by not allow ing a run, A double play wrecked the merry-go-round. Charles Barlow pitched stellar ball for the Knights, while Olson and Hill were mounds men for the opposition. Richard Peterson, at second base for th eK. of P. strengthened the infield ma terially. Two base blow) were made by Finch and Hill, Masons. Friday evening the Knights and Elks clash. Religion Is Example of Evolution, Bti Millikan University of Oregon, Eugene, May 12. Forty-nine new members were initiated at the joint meeting of Phi Beta Kappa, scholastic fraternity, and Sigma Xi, honorary scientific frater nity, Friday, with Dr. Robert A. Mill ikan, noted physicist as guest of honor. Dr. Henry D. Sheldon, chairman of the administrative committee and dean of the school of education, was initiated as an honorary member. While on the campus Dr. Millikan, discoverer of the Millikan ray and winner of the Nobel prize in physics, discussed religion and science. The feeling that they are antagonistic in theory is a mistake if a person is willing to make the right kind of definitions, Dr. Millikan stated. "Religion itself is one of the most striking examples of evolution we have anywhere about us, as is being said by all reflective thinkers," Dr. Millikan- said, but creeds and church es, he pointed out, must, like pure science, learn to walk humbly with God. J. K. Horner, U. of Okla., Comes to U. of Oregon University of Oregon, Eugene, May 12. J. K. Horner, of the University of Oklahoma, one of the best known debate coaches in the middle west has accepted the position of assistant pro fessor of English to handle public speaking at the University of Oregon, it was announced today by James H. Gilbert, acting dean of the college of literature, science and the arts. Mr. Horner is state chairman of the National Peace Oratorical associ ation, national vice-president of Delta Sigma Rho, national forensic fraternity, and president of the Mis souri Valley conference. His grad uate work is being done at Harvard university. He has taught four years at Oklahoma, his record there being outstanding. After teaching in summer school at the University of Texas, Mr. Hor ner will come to Eugene. INDIANS COMING SUNDAY. The Cayuse Indian fast ball nine from Umatilla county will play Hepp ner on the local diamond Sunday. The Indians are a go-gettum bunch, and expect to take Heppner's scalp. Hepp ner has a chance, however, as is shown by comparative scores with La' Grande. The Indians defeated La Grande 11-6, while Heppner took the same gang to the cleaners 8-5. EYE SIGHT SPECIALIST. Dr. Clarke will be in Heppner all day and evening, Wednesday, May 19, at the Hotel Heppner. See him about your eyes. He makes regular month ly visits to Heppner. All work strict ly guaranteed. Clarke Optical Co , Merchant's Trust Building, Cor. 6th and Washington, Portland. (Succes sors to Clarke-Stram Optical Co.) Mrs. Arthur McAtee, who was oper ated on at Morrow General hospital Sunday, was able to return home to day, being much improved. FOR SALE Deering combine, mo tor and machine in good condition. Cecil Sargent, lone, Ore. L The Junior Carnival held last Fri day at the Fair pavilion, proved a great success. The proceeds, amount ing to more than one hundred dollars, will be used for giving the Junior Senior banquet, which will be held Friday. C. E. Lewis, a producer of northern pictures, who is here ni connection with one of his latest productions, "North of Nome," gave a short talk to the assembly Monday afternoon. Although the chief topic of his ad dress was the characteristics of "Ko buck" and "Nome," the two large dogs he had with him, he also told a few facts concerning the climate and scenery of Alaska. The sophomore class president call ed a meeting on Monday to decide whether or not the class was going to have their semester party. As the funds were very low the party was voted down. The members of the Heppner school faculty were hosts at a banquet giv en Monday evening, May 10. The in vited guests were Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Walker, Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Huston, Mr. and MrB. Vawter Crawford, Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Thomson, Mr. W. O. Dix, Mr. and Mrs. S. E. Notson and Mrs. C. G. Smith. An orange and green color scheme was used throughout the menu, con sisting of orange cup cocktail, pickles, olives, buttered potatoes and peas, creamed chicken in patty shells, veg etable salad, French pastry, salted nuts and coffee. The semester examinations are to be held on Tuesday and Wednesday of next week. An hour and a half will be given to each examination. The baccalaureate sermon is to be delivered to the senior class on Sun day, May 14, at the Christian church. The minister has not yet been se cured. The nominations for student body officers for next year were made at a meeting on Tuesday, May 11. At this meeting the senior class brought up their platform, which included: a better financial system, - a stricter vigilance committee, better supervis ion of the sub-freshmen. Their can didates were: Merle Bceket, presi dent; Louise Thomson, vice-president; Letha Hiatt, secretary; Bobby Turner, treasurer; Jack Casteel, ser-geant-at-arms. Other persons nom inated were Ruth Furlong, president; I Marjorie Clark, vice-president; Aura Gentry, vice-president; Elizabeth El der, secretary; Orrin Bisbee, treas urer; Valoice Bramer, sergeant-at-arms. PLEASANT DAYS. The days of spring nad early sum mer are wonderful days, and human nature would not be human if it did n't respond. But we ought to be un selfish enough to remember that th& gifts of nature are God's gifts to his children and that if we are grateful children we can not neglect God's Word or His House. Bible school, communion service and Christian Endeavor will follow the usual order at the Church of Christ on Sunday. At the morning preaching hour, however, the pastor will be at Hardman. The evening ser vice will be given over to the high school baccalaureate. MILTON W. BOWER, Minister. SOME PRINCIPALS AND TEACH ERS ORGANIZED IN CAMPAIGN TO CONTROL EDUCATION THRU STATE SUPERINTENDENT'S OF FICE. (Portland News, May 11, 1926.) Attempt to control education in Or egon by a loosely organized, but far reaching political machine, was re vealed Monday by an investigation conducted by a News reporter. The machine, which has introduced poli tical propaganda into the city's public schools, has for its primary object the defeat of W. C. Alderson as Btate school superintendent, and control of hat office thru a man of the mach ine's own choosing. Principals and teachers have been organized, to an unknown extent, po litical subjects have been discussed with school children, and political propaganda spread among them. Numerous complaints from teach ers and parents sent the News re porter out of the machine's trail. The machine is out to beat W. C. Alderson in any way possible. The only objection to the candidate is that he is a "politician." This is the only outspoken objection, but under neath, the machine is out to "get" Alderson because he refused to "play ball" with it or submit to its dicta tions. Propaganda Left on Teacher's Desk. Teachers upon entering their school rooms have found opposition propa ganda, petitions and other such poll tical material on their desks. Many of these teachers signed the petitions i;nd distributed the propaganda be cause they were advised that their positions were "political" and unless they "played ball trouble would en sue. School supply houses have been ap proached by machine solicitors seek ing campaign funds in behalf of the school machine candidate. Engraver's Agent Is Machine Worker, One of the most active supporters of the school machine candidate is traveling agent for a Portland en graving company which manufactures cuts to be used in illustrating high school annuals. Frantic letters have been sent out by the mochine committee soliciting the endorsements of business men for their candidate. Alderson has consistently defeated the school machine candidates and it is partly due to his success In the past to do so that the machine is mak .ng such an effort during the present campaign to defeat him. Paid Advertisement. DECLAMATORY MEET DRAWS, LARGE CROWD Auditorium Taxed to Capacity; lone Speakers Take All First Prizes. Morrow county's first declamatory contest more than justified itself, in the opinion of both those who ar ranged it and those who attended it, and without a doubt it will become fixed in the annual spring calendar as an attraction of first magnitude. The Heppner high school auditorium was filled to capacity, and some time be fore the progam began people were being turned away. lone easily carried off first honors, with Lexington and Heppner placing respectively second and third. A number of other schools in the coun ty were also represented. In fact, there were few corners or crevices of the county which did not have at least one aspirant for the very at tractive medals which were awarded to the winners. Those who received gold medals for placing first in their separate divis ions were: (1) oratorical selections: lower four grades, Eugene Normoyle, lone; upper four grades, Hazel Pad berg, lone; high school, Frank Ma son, lone; (2) humorous selections, lower four grades, Francis Bryson, lone; upper four grades, Geneva Pet tyjohn, Morgan; high school, Rich ard Lundell, lone; (3) high school dramatic division, Neva Agee, lone. Silfer medals signifying second place went to: (1) oratorical selec tions: first four grades, Erma Lane, Lexington; upper four grades, Cor- nett Green, Heppner; high school, Lva Padberg, Lexington; (2) humor ous selections, lower four grades, Viola Kirk, Heppner; upper four grades, Opal Stapleton, Blackhorse; high school, John Conder, Alpine; (3) high school dramatic division, Evelyn Swindig, Heppner. Judges for the contest were Miss Card and Mrs. Erickson from Arling ton and Superintendent James of Filot Rock. A musical program was given by the Heppner high school glee clubs and orchestra, with solos by Marjorie Clark. Wheat in This County Injured Slightly Only While it has not been the privilege of the G.-T. scribe to. visit the var ious sections of the county, we have gleaned some information concerning the lectnt exheme hot speli, ani the damage done to the '..'heat crop. In some Realities tne wheat looks much worse than in others, and there is evidence of slight damage. The heat wave caused the grain to turn brown, and the thin spots in the fields were those that seemed to suffer most. However, upon close examination it was found that no damage had oc curred to the heads and stems, and the drying up of the leaves will not be other than beneficial. COMMITTED TO ASYLUM. John F. Nolan, of lone, whose dis appearance was mentioned in these columns last week, was taken in charge at Pendleton, and on May 4th was examined as to his sanity and committed to the Eastern Oregon hos pital in that city, his examination being held there by consent of the Morrow county officials. It is hoped that after receiving proper treatment at the hospital, Mr. Nolan will be able to return home and take charge of his business affairs. AUXILIARY PARTY A SUCCESS. We ow ean apology to Heppner Unit, American Legion Auxiliary, for overlooking mentioning their party, held a week ago last Monday in their headquarters rooms in the McMurdo building. The affair, at which bridge was played, was attended by about forty couples and a fine time was had by all. The prizes awarded were made by the disabled veterans in hospital 77 at Portland, and consist ed of a beautiful serving tray and a leather bill fold. WILL HAVE NEW QUARTERS. Rooms are being fitted up in the building adjoining the Gazette Tims office, and as soon as completed they will be occupied by Jos. J. Nys, at torney, and the Heppner city council. At present these ofiices are m the Humphreys building, up-sUrrs. I:d Chinn otcupied Win buildine former ly with his restaurant, and for sev eral months past it has Been stand ing vacant. SWIMMING POOL TO OPEN. The American Legion Post an nounces that their swimming pool will be open to the public on May 15th. Everything is being fixed up for the opening and there is no doubt but what the weather conditions will be such by that time that the pool will be greatly enjoyed. CARD OF THANKS. We wish to sincerely thank all those who so kindly assisted us and proffered their tender sympathy dur ing the recent illness and death of our beloved wife and mother. Es pecially do we thank the Rebekahs and other friends for their assistance and beautiful floral offerings. W. H. Ayers. E. L. Ayers and family. Mrs. Pearl McConkie and family. RHEA CREEK GRANGE. Rhea Creek Grange meets the first Sunday of each month at 10 a. m., and the third Friday night of each month at 8 p. m. Visiting members welcome. By Arthur Brisbane A Sports Window. Our Women Homely. Rubber! Too Big for Them. It was decided to put a "Sports Bay," a beautiful window of col ored glass, in the $25,000,000 Protest ant Episcopal Cathedral of St. John the Divine, in New York. As originally planned, the "Sports Window" for the Cathedral included a picture of live birds released from a trap and shot dead for the amuse n ent of "sport." If, however, a modern ' Christian Cfthedral really needs a sports win dow, why not have a nice, stained class picture of Jack Dempsey knock iiig out Mr. Wills, the colored man. That, at least, is legal in New York state. A Thibetan lady named Rin-Chan Lha-Mo says, "Western women are not good-looking." Meaning Ameri cans, English, French, etc. The lady says our women's noses and ears are too big; noses like kettle1 spouts, ears like pigs' ears, eyes a silly blue like children's marbles, eye sockets too deep, eyebrows too much like those of monkeys. This criticism of our lovely females.. will amaze you, especially if you have ever seen a Thibetan lady with nose flat, eyes on the outside of her face, etc. ' If Europe multiplies heT combina tions in rubber, steel, etc., shutting out poor little America, and making pay high prices, somebody wi)' have to write a national sob anthem for the United States. Secretary Hoover, first to shriek with alarm when British made us pay more for rubber, says he doesn't believe the United States will be included in the great European steel trust. They will buy from each other and shut us out That is sad, but we have a tariff and can do a little shut ting out on our own account. The principal American steel stocks went up yesterday, in spite of the trust. Europe may have the trust, but we have the monev. New Orleans is about to inaugurate an "air field" with ample accommo dation for post office, army and civ ilian flyers. Every city should pos sess such a field and invite Uncle Sam to send his post office airship there. Postmaster New and the President will be found eager to co-operate in every way. The New Orleans flying field is es pecially important, because of New Orleans' strategical position. An ade quate flying field there, with the pos sibility of establishing a military air base in an emergency, would be most important to the protection of the Panama Canal. Secretary Work talked plainly and usefuHy in Los Angeles, telling the big power men, who think they should control the Colorado water and power that some jobs are too big for them. Mr. Work is not hostile to big busi ness of the right kind. He knows it hss built this country, our Govern ment confining itself Inre-ely to poli tics and the running for office. But the Secretary of the Interior makes it plain that some of Ameri ca's undertakings are too big for anyone but Uncle Sam. The great Boulder Dam project Is one of them. The Panama Canal was another. Ev en the French, masters of engineer ing, could not manage that. Mr. Work suggested that those in terested in Colorado waters, for irri gation or power, should make their bids, at a definite price. The idea is to have facts to put before congress, proving that the scheme will pay. Such facts may be necessary to con vince some unwilling or dull con gressman, but they ought not to be necessary. In the case of a great gold mine, congress would ask only for proof that the gold was there, then the digging would begin. The Colorado water offers a sure mine of power, fertility and wealth, greater in value than all the gold mines ever found in California. Ev ery congressman of intelligence not interested in anybody's private exploi tation scheme, will be foT the Boul der dam. NOTICE OF SALE OF ANIMALS. Notice is hereby given that by vir tue of the laws of the State of Ore gon the undersigned has taken up the hereinafter described animals found running at large upon his premises in Morrow County, State of Oregon, and that he will on Saturday, the 29th day of May, 1926, at the hour of 10:30 o'clock A. M., at his farm, five miles northeast of Lexington, Oregon, sell the said animal to the highest bidder for cash in hand, unless the same shall have been redeemed by the own er thereof. Said animal is described as follows: One bay horse, weight about 1200 lbs., faint brand on right stifle, re sembling lazy H quarter circle above, on white right front foot, age about 8 years. . II . E. WARNER. I