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SEVENTH YEAR.
IIEITNER, MORROW COUNTY, OREGON, THURSDAY. MAY 2, 1889.
NO. 319.
THE GAZETTE
issued eveby thpbsday afternoon, by
OTIS PATTERSON,
At $2,0(1 per year, $1.2a for ftix months, $0.7S
or e,rne months; in ndviinet.. lfnaiilforat the
ilii of silt mouths, $:i.fi4l u year will be charged.
ADVERTISING BATES,
I insh, single column, per month $ 1.50
2 ' . " 2.50
-)
Si " " . " " :.. .ao
1 " " " " 15.00
DOUBLE COLUMN.
2 inches 8 00
4 ' 5.(l
column H.r
!', r 15.H0
Local advertising 10c per line. Each subse
quent i:!eruori at imlf ruti-8. bpeciat rales will
be charged for personal dits and poiit.eal slush.
OEB901T OPPICIALS.
liovernor H. Poimoyer.
Sec of State .' (!. W. McHride.
Ireasurer U. W. Weill).
Bupt. Instruction K B. Metdroy.
Judge Seventh District J. H. Hird.
District Attorney W. It. Ellis.
MORBOW COUNTY.
JointSenator
Representative
t ounty .ludire.. ..
' Commissioners.
Thompson.
Clerk
" Sheriff
" Treasurer
' Assessor
" Surveyor
" Hchool Sup't
Coroner
J. V. Waaler.
T. li. Fell.
.. ..Win. Mitchell.
....J. H. Kly.J.A.
.,..0. Ij. Andrews.
T. It. Howard.
.' tieo. Nohle.
J. J. MclJee.
. . .Julius Kn.tliley.
J. II. Slmiley.
A.J. Shobe.
UEPPNEBTOWN OFFICERS.
Mayoi Henry Blackmar.
Councdinmi Nelson J , J. W.
Morrow. E. L. Matlock, lieorge Noble,. J. H.
Nntlii linn W.J. McAtee.
Recorder ('v , li,a'
Treasutet J.beezei.
Marshal "u-.i'CTl'
HEFFITES GOCISTIE.
Doric Lodge No. 20 li. of f. meets ev
ery Tue-.dn-6veniiKHt7.30o'clovk m I.
(l. II. i Hall. Sojourning brothers cor
diallv invited to attend.
P. O. Bono, C. C.
E. it. bWlNBTJUNE, K. of It. & S.
xxtJjs.. Willow Lodge. No. tW 1. O. O n.
' mens every Wednesday evoiiniK at
-SiS&SrF St o'clock. Visiting brothers r.ordl
allv welcomed. (Ieo. Noble. N. (i.
It. W. Ycunooukn. liee Sec'y.
RansSonci Keheknh Deg. No. S3 I. O. O. F.
meets second and fourth Saturdays of each
month. Members of the Degree cordially wel
comed. Elizabeth Kiwi, N. ti.
beo. Noble, Sac.
Ilpppner Lorle, No. li!) A. F. & A. M.
meets ever lirnt and third fcialurdays 01
eoh month. ,
r 11 A. NIL UILIjIAM WHBtOr.
Will A. Kirk, Secretary.
Lone Balm Lorifif No. 82 1. 0. O. F. rnoets ev
ery Bnturtlay evoumyai 7 o'clock at the usual
place of meeting.
1HLUI1K UniLllt'lH WUll-IJllJCll.
J. iJ. SH .. MATE, JN. Ij.
J). B. Hbndkioks, It. Sec.
Mistletoe Kebeknh Degree Lodge No. 25. meets
first and third Wednesday of each month.
Mary E. Shanor, N. ti.
J. P. Shumate, Sec,
PSOPESSIOnAL.
ATTOK N EY
if oxxxo
p Agent lor Jarvis Conklhig Mortgage Tmt Co.
H Office in First National Bank,
I Heppner, Oregon.
Gh W. I it A,
Attorn e y-a t-L a w,
iNotary Public and
Justice of tlie Peace.
HEPPNER, OGN.
OFFICE OPliN AT ALL iiCUUB
G. W WHIGHT,
Albany, Or.
J. N. BROWN.
Notary Public, ileopner,
wh1ght&brown,
Attorneys At Law.
Will practice in all courts of the Ktato. LoauB
made on patented land. Insurance and collec
tions promptly attended to.
Opposite Gazette OJlce, Heppner
V. II. ELLIS,
Attornev-at- Law
AND
Notary - - - Public,
HEPPNEK, OREGON.
Prosecuting Attorney for Seventh Ju
dicial District.
Will give prompt attention to an j and
all business entrusted to him.
o
FFICE on Main Street, over Liberty Mar.
ket
MONEY SAVED!
By Getting your Painting and Papering Done by
R. A. FORD.
SIGN ' M
Xgr PAINTING
A Specialty Shop, First Door South of Brewery
CHAS. M. JONES'
Heppner Barber Shop
in me
City Hotel. West Main St., Heppner.
HOT AXI) COLD BATHS
AT ALL HOURS.
The Tonsorial Artist,
Is located nert door to
SALOON,
HeDDiier, Oregon.
LIBERTY
MEAT MARKET,
Mc.ATEE BROS., Proprietors.
-IMiESH BEKF, MUTTON AND I'OltK TON
X BtAotly on hand at rwiHonHble pnewt; also
buloffna and pork shiww, liad cheese, etc.
New Ked Front, Main street. Heppner. 17
YOU CAN SUBSCRIBE FOR
ANY NEWSPAPER
r Mag eucI xx e Vox. VVi i it
AT THE
GAZETTE SHOP.
THE HEPPNEH
PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY
. Is Permanently Located At Hej'pnnr,
' Opposite G-azette Shop,
And is Duing Fine And
ARTISTIC WORK
s
It Can't Be Beat Aiiywh:r
i SATISFACT10NGUARANTnEI).
tj-Bemtmber th place, oppoit GiiH-ttff shop.
aw.poon.Pro.
First National Bank
OF HErPNER, .
C.A. ItHEA. FRANK KELLOGG,
President. Vice-President.
George IJ'. Conner, Cashier.
Triinanots a General Bauking Business
EXCHANGE
On aU parts of tho world
Bought and Sold,
Collections made at all points on Rea
sonable Terms.
$150,000 to loan on improved
farms at 8 per cent.
TUB lUONEKK
Jewel, g Esliislppt
Still Continues to Sell
CXiOCKS,
3-3E3A7VI3XjH.Tr, ' ETC.,
At the Lowest Possible Prices.
A large stock of Gold Pens, Ame
thyst and Cameo Gold Rings,
Gold and Silver Watches Always
IHHEi-t-: o n Hand-------i
A Full Line of
Hub been added to his large and well
selected stock.
REPAIRING A SPECIALTY AND ALL
"VSTorrls. 3r ix a x- iltoe cl .
STOltH opposite Minor, Dodson & Co's May St,
Heil-ai. - - Oreeon
California, Oregon and
IDAIIO
STAGE COMPANY.
,T. B. Ixeeuey, Sapt.
Monument Btngn leavus Heppner fllondaya,
VednonduyH tmd li'ridays at 6:30 A. M.
Monumont Btase arriveB Tnesdr.yB, Thursdays
and BnturJayH at 5:00 1. M.
Bnnday Sl-ayo to and from Arlington. Faro,
$5.1)0 each way
Pendlulott Stage loaves Heppnor 6:30 A. M.
" arrives " 4:S0 P. M.
Fure to Monument, - - $5 00.
Fare to L'endleton, - $4.00.
E. J. SLOCUM & CO., Agents.
Freight 2 cents per pound.
Heppner, Ogn
Arlington Meat Market,
KISEra O .INSTANTLY ON HAND
ftoli Beef, Port,
AND
VARNEY&PUTNUM
Arlington, Oregon.
8. V. FLORENCE. E FLORENOF
FLORENCE BROTHERS,
STOCKRAISE11S !
HKPPNEU - - - OREGON.
lattlo branded and ear-marked asfihown above.
HcirfOM K on riijht ulioulder.
Our cattle range in Morrow, Gilliam, Umatilla
and Waseo countien, We will pay SM00.00 re
ward fur the arrest and conviction of any person
stealing our stock.
I H1UU1U
Liberal Advances Made
E:03ffH-
CONSIGNMENTS,
SAX FRAXCISCO:
Warehouse and Office. Corner Fifth and
Townsend Streets.
PORTLAND: 29 Washington Street.
HEPPNER AG EXT:
Coffin & MeFarland.
WHEN YOU WANT
: - I! r.stCU i 7.
PIUIQ
DON'T FORGET
That tho best dace to get it is at the
GAZETTE SHOP,
Hepjmer, : : : Oregon.
New Stock ! New Fixtures !
New Everything! !
Pure fc anl lip-s
And the B(t-
HAVANA CIGARS
Are always kept in et jck at the
GEM SALOON,
OprwjtitA H. niarkmac A Co.'r Store
treatiniDt to ail. Come ardttam
be convinced.
onrtpotw
acd
5;
III 8 11
GooioiissioD Mac tats
HEPPNER
Is rapidly increasing in price, yet below I
offer some big bargains.-
Greater Values can be
HBPPNBR
For less money than can be purchased in
more advanced towns outside of the county
BECAUSE SHE HAS NEVER HAD ABOOM
iHENCEi
HER VALUES
And is the natural
of country.
Look At This!
160 aorea deeded land, inaludiog right on a timber culture j 90 acres in grow
ing crop ; all fenced. Purchaser will be allowed crop. Terms easy.
A Lot 70x100, within one block of Heppner's best oprner. Price $215.
Lot 66x132: fair barn; good residenoo lot.
Lot 66x132 ; one story house ; well ; good fence.
Good 5-room house; well in yard; set with trees; fronting on Main street;
two lots.
Ranch of 1200 acres with running water. Good out range. 2 good houses,
several barns and outbuildings. Just tho thing for stockman.
Good unimproved ranch; all tillable soil except two or throe aores; located in
the best agricultural section of Morrow county. Price, 81100.
1G0 acres patented, including the right on 240 acres of railroad land and relin
quishment to timber culture. All under fence, several cross fences, 110 aores in
cultivation, 2 good wells furnishing abundant supply of water, 2 acres orchard
bearing, i room house insured, barn, smoke house, granary and woodshed. Close
to railroad. A great bargain.
400 acres, under fence, running water; 6 ucres can be irrigated ; good house and
barn; controls good range; one hundred acres cultivated. Great bargain; price
on application.
Corner Lot, 50x109; good neighborhood. $350.
Inside Lot, Ayers' addition, j'300.
Lot, 62x160. Can be irrigated, water handy. Good new house. One of the
best bargains on my list. $650.
Free Conveyance for Intending
Purchasers.
ORIN L. PATTERSON,
REALESTATE,LIFBAHD FIRE IHSURANCE,
Office, Gazetto "Building,
Heppner. Oregon,
ad in
the
ITP1
it i
u mi
A.RJE REAL,
market for a large scope
V f ROYAL
m
iiii ifovpfier nevor variRK. a marvcior punry
slrfUitfih ami wiioh'-iinnoness. Mtirtt fcmioniical
than the ordinary kinds, (mil cannot be gold in
competition with Uih muhitmtaof low test, short
weigltt, alum or phosphate powders. Koi.d only
in oa vs. KUYAL 13AKIN( POWDKli ro..
28UJ3'i 100 Wall Htreot. N. Y.
THE STERLING- PIANOS,
wuicn Foa -Quality
of Tono, Beauty of Design,
FINISH and adaptability for stand
ing In Tune havo no equal.
Every Piano Warranted fcr Fm Years
And satisfaction pmnrjinlcfl to every purclinor.
Also Manufacture the World Rknownud
Factories, Derby, Conn.
T!1T
The heppner Gazette
Is one of the lust wenkly pappie pnhlihln d in
this comity. Wo dofiirc mid ondenvnr to mnko it
a wflr"TT'p visitor oach w'k. Jt in in f net a pi
iwt titnf: Onght 1u hi xuuttU in in huni" oi ovcry
residenoE this county. At llio yauio flnic, in
this prottrewsive ago. every fanncc Himuld Itavn at
hia firiiHidfi at least one fjnoil, clean, puro, lump
Bootional agricultural juunidl, in nddilion to bin
home paper; oiib dovoied to al! tlin puiiiiia in
which ho is outraged. Ho reeds it fur liioielf.
Ho needs it for his Bonf) ard d;mtfhlcrs who iu'
growing into manhood and womanhood and to
whom a paper of lliia ehanuMet ib of incafriild
blo benefit.
19 H3 ill il?
Read Our rfci m!S io t x.
To all Huliscribprs who aio in nrrfitrM on wnh
Bcription who will pay all duo mi and Di;e jear jn
advance and twenty-five cents in ftrJdittnn, m:d to
nil new snhferiberH who will j ay one yei.r in i:d
vance and twenty-five cent in addition, we will
make a prenyl t of one ye;ir'n miIim-pi t ion to hiich
an agricultural pftp'T. ft in mme ul(er than
i!!lt'.N fM
A Inrttci lii-pnue inonllily mnufizirm, Ijarulsmiift
ly ilhtwlnitod, nimlly prinlnl, fnlilt d. pusti d ;irnJ
trimmed. It in imblislK-d ;il Kocl Wdync, hid.,
and Iulh for i(n ubject tlm tn.'fti'i uK'iil. of Urn con
dition of liic linufr, tltn (inlcncr, 11m -,ihp
breiidcr. tli l);urym;tn, tt- Sliepli'trd, t- I'mil
trymnn, mid Mn'ir h'uinflioldri, no mutU-v wIktc
tlipylivn, whctliiT in tlu? pjint, wchI, nori! or
Boutli. It is a piip'T of rial iorml fironl.'tlion,
ine into overy nuf.o ntnl trt-ii-r.ry iih wi'll a 4 in all
tlif Vwvitn:s of t h Duinin ion of ( 'uniidu. Thin
in thfl opporlunity of o lift tinio.
TIip rrfRiiliir HupHorijil ion prie of Tlit Ami'i'I
run Fanner in pit year, hut hoih jiipitk
will 1p wint for a littlo morn than Itin pricn fif
one, f'-'dl at. thin ofliciMind mho wimple enpirH ff
thin popular. agricultural paper and you will he
sum to taktt Hdvantjure of tliifi miitdiiiifoiit tdfer.
HKPl'NKU (JAJ'.'ITK -r year in ad
vance, for you c:an ei ho! ti papfin.
TO SAX FRANCISCO, CAL,
-av WAY OF TIE'',
Southern Pacific Cimibanv's Line
TEE PIT. mi BUTE.
Quicker in Timo than Any Olhar Il'Mito
JVUveeu
Portland-- ---Sa
n FYa nci sco.
Leave Portland at. 4 P. .1.. DuUij,
THROUGH TIME, 39 HOURS.
PULLMAN BLTI-i.T SLLLPLRS.
TOURIST SLHIUT.V; CKS,
For Accommodation of Second ('!, bft
Passengers Attached to J.(ih h-;
TraitiM.
Faro frerri l'orllarni to H;ir:r!en."to ;i;,d H.-tii I i
I'nllml'fd. HTj
UiiiiM KlmM'tiw ill
" secrtriil-efiiwM,
Tliroutdi TicketH to all Points Soiilh
anil Ka.it,
VIA. CAXl I'ONMA.
TICKKT Omi'K'i:
City Offieo, N.. 131, Corner Fir-t I A Lit r Htrw t
Depot OMifin. Corner 1'' rind Frimt Sln eU,
I'Olil'I.ANO. OIIKOON.
It. KOKMI.KK, K. P IKMiK'iS.
Mtuiutfur, Aunt. ii. i'. luui At.
www m
The Sterling p.
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EDUCATIONAL COLUMN.
T. C. AlB.tEV EDITOR.
WHAT EDUCATION DOES DOR US.
Tho more complete a man's edu
cation the more nble he is to ac
complish whatever he undertakes.
IE lie is naturally well endowed,
aud then thoroughly educated,
failure can scarcely surprise him.
Each power and part o man is
educable. Tho educated hand is
strong, steady, r.ctive, graceful and
sensitive. Tho educated eye is
.alert, telescopic, microscopic, dis
lU'imiuntiii!, capable of any tasks,
lccomplislied in many arts. The
nlueated memory is comprehen
sive, unconrused, accurate, retent
ive, quick. The educated reason
is ready, logical, tranquil, pro
found, laborious, masterly. The
educated affections are tender, con
stant, vigilant to seek and do their
office, beautiful, robust. The edu
cated will is decisive, prompt, un
wavering, immovable in its rest,
irresistible in its (rod-like motion.
All educated man or woman is a
grand conger of organs and forces,
material and spiritual, working to
gether in health and harmony, in
dependent, muluiilly, helpful,
many in one, snboitlinale only to
ITim who is supreme. To educate
a man is to give his hand, brain
and heart, their maximum life,
power and facility. "Know thy
self," is tho theoretical end of edu
cation; use thyself, is tho practical
end.
Practical education! It is not
the knowledge of crafts, trades and
professions. It is not that which
confers skill in the use of this or
that instrument, .but that which
confers upon man tho right under
staudii'g and ready use of himself.
That is a practical education
worthy of the name which enables
a person to maintain bodily health
and strength; to command his own
muscles and nerves; to employ his
organs of sense with accuracy and
effect; to adapt himself to outward
physical conditions; to subline
unruly appetites; to compel the
material world to yield. That is a
practical education which enables
a man to transact miscellaneous
her.iuess wuliier.se .am!
1 .imiw-t..!-.:
to preside; with dignity'
it the
called meeting; to perform tje
duty of trustee or guardian; to
meet the requirement of family
relations; to plan a house; lo
choose a book; to buy a, picture; to
derive profit or pleaMire I'loin
travel. Practical education intro
duces a man to mankind, and ac
quaints him intimately with him
svlf. That is practical education
which assisls one to rise above
prejudice, bigotry, pari i.ansiiip,
superstition and conversational
folly; to estimate liiuioe'f and oth
ers wit ii candor and correctness;
to discern the siguificaucy of
actions and the tendency of opin-
ions and eVe'iits; l sift ihespeec
of the 1 1. i 1 1. 1 .;;;n' - I" voto for the
right man; to ad-vucale the best
nieasiii'e. That is practical educa
tion which educator! a human
being to think his own way 'to con
clusions with forcible accuracy ; to
ask and answer ipiostious perti
noiitly; to generalize without
vagueness, and to specialize- with
out triviiflity; to marshal his men
tal forces for an nllnck or defence
in a sudden emergency as an able
conimaiHler inaislials Ins regi
ment Yes, practical education should
make of each man the most that
the limits of his nature will admit.
Education like religion offers a
second birth lo the K' oil. A good
schooling regenerates the intellect
adding t ) the natural linn nil ines
timable groulii. Then Ik will re
main a man not dwindle to a man
ikin, nor hip-e into a brute. Then
'"'"I
may he trust hiiusell :
ic lnil -
d by bis l'eloS.
V bis lelos. I hen lie may
masler tin' nit ol living, h.rving
served his rigorous apprenticeship.
Then may he confident ly meet the
years, clasping their .friendly
hands as one by one they welcoun
him
n t success. J'or education
hel
to preserve the body anil
soul iroiu iiiuei lonni '""'J" hNl
and decay, ihojaimud oi-ciares
that "As the, iisn gi-.iw old (heir
minds become more substantiated."
When boys and girls beeooie ;o;,l
ive in school, and over anxious to
escape tli.i di eipline of s! inly, they
.d., .i,U Iu. ri,,':,iU lied tie. nr.
iiuUitiveii':Mrt of 'ei-hleeii "' inn v
prove (lie mo:-,t precious i esoui ce
of eighty.
A SALTS '1
y y tii:.!u;;'0.l; use
'o7,s HEALTH fiSTOfiR.
ICnTtre- Ij, si hriprr to 10-itlO, and o- -en, U-.t
tmt en K'irlli. ' vit m em,- lr alMiv a..'
th- Sp,iinii-li, l.ivtr, Kelieys rind Skin. It
cimi'4 Kb-'Uinalran, Mairum, Coan-d 1:xm
,illltil.,, Ir, r. O-:'. H C,.ree,.Hn, Uiliu..i-n-",s
an.'J 0 sp,-r,-,ia, diu- s all iiti,!,nut i nut of
the H1-.-..1 ,nuldi-Ni:,,Ja Sore. 1 If B..m-
m-il Imy it, tlx- VV,,rkii,v.,ni,-n ns,- it.tl.j- UJn
t-tk,, it tli, Ctiildr, ii (TV l,,r it and tin 1 aitntti
iiviMilli. ,r t sl l,.- .!lh ,e s, t wT.
Soul eviv litre, ii.tav it LotUv, ,lor15.&0
It will pav all those wanting anything in the line of
To call upon or correspond with
STAVERi WALKER
New Market Block,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
We carry the largest stock on the Pacific Coast. We guarantee
our goods the best.
OUR PRICES THE LOWEST,
Quality Considered.
In addition to our already well-known hues nf Plows, Hiirrows, Drills and Farm
' Implements o all descriptions, We call Special Attention to our celebrated
) a o n n lift nll1
'AW KAi
Oi libit
GAZELLE"
J. I. Oiise "Agitator" Separators and Woodbury Koran Powers. Among our
Specialties we mity mention our Utittoti Mower Knite Gonder, "Alnericae" Wash
ing Machine. Sherwood Steel Harness, Fnr.ru, Church nud School Bells. .''Hawk
eye" Gull) and Stump Machine, Fruit Evaporators, Cider M.lls. We have every
kind of machinery ueedAl by tiie Farmer, the Stockman, the Orcliardist aud tho
Saw Mill Man.
Do not fail to cull and s"o us or send for Our Handsnmelv Illustrated Catalogue
3VtI3J33X 3X1.13X3.
STAVEK As WALKER.
ARRIVAL OF WASHINGTON
100 YEARS AGO.
. Egbert Bonsoii, from Xew York,
Peter Muhlenberg, from Peniisyl
viiiiia, ami Samuel Griffin, from
Virginia, were appointed a com
mittee on the reception of the
president, niul they prepared the
house of Mr. Osgood, lately oc
cupied, by the president of con
gress. Tho house stood iu what
is now Franklin square, at the cor
ner of Cherry street.
Washington had set out from
Mount Vernon as soon as secretary
Thompson arrived, and his journey
was one continuous triumphal
procession. Cities, towns and Til
lages turned out en masso. The
road for many miles was lined
with people from the adjacent
country, manifesting their joy in
many impulsive ways, by shouts,
by laughter anil by tears. Mothert-
H'lio had trudged many miles held
up their babes that they might siu
in al'er life that they bad soei
Washington. The sick and the
aged were carried to the line and
given prominent places at the win
dows. The veterans of- the revo
lution and the new militia paraded
everywhere CIiijih were fired
triumphal arches were erected ii.
the tow ns mid stretched from tree li
I i ce in tho country. At (j ray's i eny,
across the Schuylkill, the presi
dent-elect was escorted through a
long avenue of laurels under a Hurt
of aibor covered with laurel
branches. As ho passed the last
arch a civic crown of laurels was
ingeniously lowered upon his head
from above, greatly to his suprise,
and amid the deafening shouts of
the multitude. At Trenton a mag
nilitj'Mit triumphal arch had been
erected. Above it was the date of
his victory at that place in gold
lettering with llowers twined about
it, anil as ho passed under this
thirteen girls in white marched
before him, sang a welcoming ode
and scattered llowers in his path
way. At tho same time John Adams
win approaching with Momewlial
less. state from Now England, and
011 the 20th of April be arrived in
New York, escorted from the Con
necticut line to Xmgsbi idge by
tho 'light horse of Westchester
county, aud from King-bridge in
lo the city by all I he city cavalry,
commanded by (leu Malcolm auo
Cii)t. JStokes, and followed by inosl
, , , , .... 1 .
'"' l"e ne'iimeis 01. congi -ens ami a
; large concourse o! ciuzens. ill
lodged at the house of 1 fun. John
Jay, and tho next day was escorted
to the senate chamber by Caleb
Strong and llalph Izard, where he
wait introduced as vice president
I ,f f10 'njted States and took the,
,,.,1 ,, ,,Uj(.()l
Early on tho morning of April
'2o, tho booming of camion and the
ringing of bells announced that
Washington had arrived at Eliza
bethport, N. J., and business was
' f'ntiredy BUKpeaded.
At Elizabeth
I port the preaideiit-eloct was ro
(:eived by a committee of congress,
ot wliicli l'.lias JJoudinoc was ciiau'
man, and by tho heads of the do
partinents in tho confederation,
namely; John Jay, secretary of
foreign affairs, John Knox, secre
tary of war; Hubert It. Livingston,
chancellor of the state of Now
York: Samuel Osgood, Arthur
f.ee and Walter Livingston, com
inissioiiers of the treasury; Eben-
ezer Ilazzard, postmaster general,
uud by the mayor and recorder of
Dit
ScLF-DUMP HAY HAKES,
the city.
A large and handsome barge,
prepared and draped for the pur
pose, was iu waiting, manned by
thirteen mnsters of vessels in white
uniform, and commanded by Com
mod6re James Nicholson. Wash
ington was seated in this, and as it
moved slowly from the Jersey .
shore other barges, fancifully dec- .
orated, fell into line behind it.
The procession moved through the
narrow straight between New Jer
sey and Staten Island, and many
boats and vessels fell into its wake.
As it passed Bedloe's Island a
sloop came alongside bearing a
volunteer choir of twenty-five
ladies and gentlemen, who sang an
ode composed for the occasion to
the music of "God Save the Queen."
Every vessel in the harbor was in
holiday attire, the Spanish ship-of-war,
Galveston, being especially
noticouhle, and as the barge came '
abreast of her she at once display
ed every Hug and signal in use
among nations. It is to be re
membered that the new nation
.vuB 111 especiully friendly terms
ivilh I'Vance, Spain and Holland.
DID IT ELECT HARRISON?
The following appeared in a Minneaot
paper: "iMemliera ot the Pemocratio
parly have been ufiiw all Bill t Things to
account for their overwhelming defeat,
and numerous are the causes alleged.
"I was talking with several of ths
vanquished on Fourth Street the other
day, opposite a bill hoard, and one of tha
parly exclaimed: "If it had not been for
the closeness of the National Committee
in the expenditure, of money, we would
have elected our man. The KepublicanB
adveitised their man like a circus."
overal of the party remarked that no
advertising was doiie except small an
nouncements in the papers, and a few
"hangers" on tho dead walla.
"Hangers?" Baid our informant,
"What do von call that hut a circus
poster?" Pointing to a twelve-sheet
medicine poster on the bill board, bear
ing the cuts of Geu. Harrison and his
grandfather.
tl the Democrats nail aiivertisea uxe
that, Cleveland would have been re
elected." Tho rostor referred to was one of the
familiar black aud white Log Cabin ar
Baparilla poolers Pent out by an enter
prising firm engaged in the manufacture
of old log-cahiu home-cures, under the
name of Warner's Log Cabin Remedies,
and among other equal ly valuable articles
includes the finnoua Log Cabin Sar
aaparilla, which is everywhere recognized
as the best of all spring mediciues and
stands without a rival for the cure of all
disorders w hich are the results of impure
blood.
The spring time of the year is the
season w hen the system needs renova
tion ; the long winier has caused the
Idood to become Idled with impurities.
There exists no better nn ans to aid
and Btieugthen the system at such an
urgent period Irian the use ol Warners
Log Cabin Siirsapurilla, which speedily
restores tho blood to a pure and he ilthy
stale, which insures health and happi
ness. Tho reputation of the firm putting out
the nieuic ne i above reproucn, and is
the same firm which manufactures War
ner's sale Cure the standard remedy fur
the cure of all those diseases peculiar to
tho Sidneys as well as those which are
the results of disease in those organs,
and which lias met with such pheno
menal success for the p ist ten years.
W'e understand that the posters referred
to made their appearance in many parts
of the country sometime prior to the
Chicago Convention which nominated
lien. Harrison as a candidate lor the
Presidency hence the use made ol the
portraits of the Harrisons, father and
grandson was either the result of re
markable political foresight or in accord
ance with the historical association of
the old Log Cabin with, the name oi Har
rison. At a religious Lieetitig a number of
women stood up on the benohes, not
withstanding they were desired not to
do so. A venerable pastor then quietly
arose, and said: "I think if those ladies
knew they laid holes in their stockings,
they would sit down!" Upon which
there was a great fidgeting among the
ladies, and on immediate sinking iuto
their seats. A yonng minister, who
stood behind the venerable gentleman,
blushing np to the temples, said:
"Oh, brother, how could you say
that?"
"Say that!" replied the old man. "Why,
it must be a fact; if they had not got
holes in their stockings, I should like to
kuow how they could get thsm on,"